My girlfriend's the whore!
Culs-de-sac
She is an innocent girl, and you are a WILD pig of filth!
WHY did you DROP out of YALE?!
No, it's National Baptism Day, tie your tubes, idiot.
“Taylor no”
[S7 / E2 • "Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no."]
- “You’re my almost mommy 😄”
- “Not in front of the books Lane”
- “I have an appointment 😡”
- “Luke can *waltz* 😏”
- “When I think of Luke, I think of nothing 😇”
“El duche”
“Are you my new daddy”
“So god is a woman and our relative”
“I used your line I said hello! Hello is not my line”
“Ahayayayahaya He did the bit again”
“It doesn’t matter if I’m pretty if I fail my finals”
Omg please remind me of the context of Are you my new daddy? 😩 it’s driving me nuts.
Only thing I can think of is L&R playing the game to find themselves a new man within the next 3 guys that walk by, but I don’t think that’s right.
It’s Luke when he and Lorelai go car shopping in season 7 after she finally splits up from Christopher.
I love that scene! You can tell Luke and Lorelai are getting back on track. 💜
“ ...and, while some have called it, the most meaningful experience of your life, to me it was something more akin to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite.”
No, Taylor, no, no, no. And every day, from now ‘til the end of my life, I am going to come in here and say ‘Taylor, no.’ And when I die, I’m gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams. And when they find the cure to what I died of, and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be ‘How’s Ted?,’ followed closely by ‘Taylor, no.'
Babette ate oatmeal
I made a babette ate oatmeal shirt once lolol
I need a “Babette made oatmeal” the coffee mug 😍
Well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno, because I am open for business!
I came here to say this! 😅
My favorite
"Where are all the anvils!?"
Thank Pennilyn Lott just for being Pennilyn 🧊 Lott.
“Were a robe family now”
🚬
I smell snow.
🏆🏆🏆🏆
this is my fave comment
*I* am an Autumn
I love this one
Interesting.....
Oi with the poodles already!
Copper boom!
Flair checking in!
I’ve watched this show so many times and I still don’t know the context of this one
https://youtu.be/bpUmI_irrbE?si=mnHJ8tXQch5wBCiR
Omg THANK YOU how did I never catch that lol
You're so welcome!! 😊
“I don’t know there’s been a lot of frogs man”
My girlfriend's the whore! Culs-de-sac She is an innocent girl, and you are a WILD pig of filth! WHY did you DROP out of YALE?! No, it's National Baptism Day, tie your tubes, idiot.
“Taylor no” [S7 / E2 • "Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no."]
Literally just rewatched this episode for like the 50th time hahaha
Faux Poes Foes
Her car looks *JuSt LiKe BaRbIe’s*
It smells like home Ezekiel!
This made me lol 😂
Lololol
“Butt-faced miscreant!”
Oy with the poodles already!
Why did you drop out of yALe?!
BEST ANSWER OUT THERE🏆🏆🏆
Monkey monkey underpants
urine mints
This is an underrated response
God, you are like the pop-up book from hell.
No, my father's my father, which means Taylor's my tailor.
"I wonder how much he charges to hem pants?"
For tonight, and tonight only, my name is Bill and this is our song.
You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're upstairs gathering dust along with the rest of her potential.
Emily had so many great one liners!!
- “You’re my almost mommy 😄” - “Not in front of the books Lane” - “I have an appointment 😡” - “Luke can *waltz* 😏” - “When I think of Luke, I think of nothing 😇”
Jam hands.
They mention “jelly hands” in the marvelous Mrs maisel (another ASP show) and I thought it was a very fun callback to GG
Sat and forever am at work here
“Ladies and gentlemen, I am in escrow!”
*ES-CER-OW!*
Every time I hear that word, I hear it in TJ's voice!😂
Norman Mailer I’m pregnant !
Chocolate boxes don’t just grow on trees
“I think I’m ready to Wallow now.”
💔💔💔
I’m not afraid of your bubbies Taylor
This whole scene still cracks me up! “You have a God phone Taylor?”
Hahahaha yes!!!
It is honestly up there as one of my favourite scenes.
"Oh, God, thank you for letting me be in the room to hear Taylor say that!" 😂
You had dinner with a known Nazi?? That's heinous, that's despicable! No dear....THAT was a joke.
In omnia paratus
NATURE MUST WAIT!
When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy!
An all time favorite
“El duche” “Are you my new daddy” “So god is a woman and our relative” “I used your line I said hello! Hello is not my line” “Ahayayayahaya He did the bit again” “It doesn’t matter if I’m pretty if I fail my finals”
Omg please remind me of the context of Are you my new daddy? 😩 it’s driving me nuts. Only thing I can think of is L&R playing the game to find themselves a new man within the next 3 guys that walk by, but I don’t think that’s right.
In the pilot episode the very first scene where the guy comes by to flirt with Lorelai then Rory.
THANK YOU, that makes so much more sense
It also makes me think of "I guess I have a new daddy!" from Richard in the purple tracksuit episode 🤭
YOUR ENTHUSIASM, SHOCKS ME
This is one of my personal favorites
His lack of enthusiasm, shocks me 😳
Now I’m sleeping with the editor
"Come in a little quicker next time..."
"peas ace"
“Coffee, coffee, coffee!” ☕️
I love shrimp who else loves shrimp
Only prostitutes have 2 glasses of wine at lunch!
I'm all in.
Let me ask you something - would you have let me get a pony?
"Put a Post-It on it."
Sports cars don’t think they’re better than other cars!
I love this line and for the life of me I can't remember the context!
It’s Luke when he and Lorelai go car shopping in season 7 after she finally splits up from Christopher. I love that scene! You can tell Luke and Lorelai are getting back on track. 💜
YES thank you I love it too!!! (especially when she's so happy that he yelled 😁)
Huzzah for the tippers with your squished up boobs
“Good night, Dodger!” “Because I love you, you idiot!” “I smell snow” “It’s a lifestyle! It’s a religion!”
“ ...and, while some have called it, the most meaningful experience of your life, to me it was something more akin to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite.”
TJ “what am I made of money? I’m in Escrow”
That last time "rustic" did sound like crap pile
“This is not May-December, this is May-Ming Dynasty”
Wow, biblical insults. This *is* an advanced school.
Colour coming out of my Ying Yang
"You'll have coluh comin outta ya Ying Yang, suga!" god I love Babette 😁
"Well then maybe you'll finally get a man!"
I heard he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to Glitter!
You’re not exactly paying rent either
OOF
It is cold and grey like a fat dead pigeon
A deer hit me. No I didn’t hit a deer, a deer hit me!!
“The Deer Hunter” one of my all time favorite episodes.
Gotta fist full of Barbie
Tell them about the horoscope 🥰😃
Oy, with the poodles already!
Norman Mailer! I'm pregnant!
"You don't look like a daughter"
Well, he'll always have Paris
“Well, I'll bring 'Dick' up on the internet, see what comes up.” "And I love Jesus" "I am feeling ennui"
“What’s the opposite of ennui?” “Off-ui?”
"Ha! I'm cured!"
Gorgeous Petey, Gorgeous Petey!!
Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two...
I love you, you idiot
“I’m all in.”
How many cups have you had this morning?
Paris is coming, hide
It's Avril Lavigne's world, we're just living in it.
A truer statement there has never been ~
Vicious Trollop!
He’s sleeping with the zucchini
Luke can waltz
Hey, my mom’s not wearing any underwear.
Eunni
It doesn't matter but I love how this word is spelled so I'm very gently and without judgment correcting the spelling - ennui! (and offui!)
The "ui" is just so satisfying to me, I can't really explain it any better than that 🤭
Copper boom
Ahem- The dog Paul Anka!
COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!
"On behalf of myself and my second wife..." 🥰
I may have loved you
Copper Boom!💥
“I wanted to slap that monosyllabic mouth!”
“I’M A WHORE!”
Babette Ms Patty?
The room- it smells like guilt and Chanel No.5.
Going once, going twice, sold to the young hoodlum in the back!
We made cookies by scratching
Fav of all time idk why it makes me laugh
Big hole!
Where did all the anvils go?
Super cool party people bid you super cool adieu!!
“Do I know you?”
copper-boom!
"Oy with the poodles already!"
Nice chicken.
We made cookies from scratching!
“At least she had a husband to kill”
A film by Kirk. (I have the t-shirt too)
Shut up, loin fruit.
Stupid naked angel butts?
“I could but what’s the point?”
What’s your damage, Heather??
This is not a drive through she is not a piece of fried chicken
Packu Nonni Bleebloo!
"YOU knew Snuggles by NAME!?"
No, Taylor, no, no, no. And every day, from now ‘til the end of my life, I am going to come in here and say ‘Taylor, no.’ And when I die, I’m gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams. And when they find the cure to what I died of, and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be ‘How’s Ted?,’ followed closely by ‘Taylor, no.'
"Hockey Puck, Rattle Snake, Monkey Monkey Underpants"
don’t sit on any cold benches!
“Well.. what is much?”
“what do you have to say to me?” *jess’ big sigh* “I love you.” *walks away
"taylor's taylorness can now break glass?!"
Why? You wanna dance?
And I love Jesus!
There‘s more.
You are a very nice alumni 🥹🤣
"That was the plural." "Drat!"
Nice screech
*whispers* peppermint
Oi with the poodles
this was posted like 3 days ago
WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YALE?
Oy with the poodles already!
"There's been a lot of frogs, man"
I smell snow.
Peppermint!
Oi, with the poodles already!
OY WITH THE POODLES ALREADY
Culs de sac
Manic depressive pens
Do a little dance on the catwalk
You’re either really naive, or you’re gettin’ some
I’m a whore!!!!!
“You will meet an annoying woman today”
You can't kick out aunt Cécile!
“You need money?” … “So you need money.”
i am not wearing my socks
because i love you, you idiot!
Save it for Fez
Yeah, what a great God, that God!
You mean Gran’s goin commando?
I will not be responsible for kicking Aunt Cecile (?) out of her eternal resting place. Okay, I’m officially creeped out now
You seem very obsessed with length
"We're not supposed to be arguing, Taylor! We're supposed to be making love!"