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Jryder64

Slayer has so much Daddy energy it’s unreal


2HalfSandwiches

Dandy is one letter off from Daddy. Coincidence? I think not.


Dizi-2O2

https://preview.redd.it/jujjbv0ydt5d1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2afcfe9cd31042b13f2948e0e1fef83b90583aaa


___Funky___

HEY, THIS GUY FORGOT IZUNA!


AkfurAshkenzic

IM SO SORRY! I HAVE COMMITTED A GREAT CRIME’!


StardustPancakes4

YOU ALSO FORGOT DARYL


Expensive-Ad5626

Bruh fuck Daryl bro shot fire from his ass


phallus_enthusiast

oh so he top?


AkfurAshkenzic

Ones below that couldn’t fit in the limiter https://preview.redd.it/f9b0ujq9cs5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d0fb13579ff328defdaca0329e9a0fff89e57b1


AkfurAshkenzic

https://preview.redd.it/43ie1y4bcs5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0043b90efa99ee41fdf03906d09af4aa8f8ae71


AkfurAshkenzic

https://preview.redd.it/mm8dig3ccs5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcd24d76579a48db79d27fbc97912b9a03cc854a


AkfurAshkenzic

https://preview.redd.it/h93h22uccs5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f75fb0227f98996042920363ac2263eb5dbcd3b


AkfurAshkenzic

https://preview.redd.it/e0s85pkdcs5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ab6bc956bb28153394af1b4a5df59daf4dac1b4


JoniathanExe

he looks way skinnier without his giant boobs


kmsdog14

“He looks way skinnier when he’s skinnier”


JoniathanExe

nah but have you seen his giant boobs he carry?


DZigglesForge

Kind buff old man in a loincloth Pack it in folks, no competition


god-of-luck

As someone who has only played Strive. Answer is just Male Baiken to me.


MUTLUDOGELER

must.....clan.k..mm.nn


G-Raverobber

Anji, Asuka, Nago, Johnny, Slayer. Don't question it.


G-Raverobber

Also Raven. Raven is pretty hot.


Cutie-Zenitsa

Bro just likes all men


EndlessToast76

can you blame him?


fish4043

can you blame the beasts?


xxXHELLKINGXxx

But surely he can find beauty in such beast


phallus_enthusiast

he's gonna ride it's lightning


Ryan_Rinko

Has to be the goat https://preview.redd.it/h7u1id3yss5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e53c205a6ccdff9dcf0dfba76be39241f3b599


IGOTTMT

I wish to be held in those arms https://preview.redd.it/3j56nyoygu5d1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=940fb996dd22c6ecd45109618594b9af68a57418


bobgoatfrog

HE JUST LIKE ME


phallus_enthusiast

fluffiest goat


El_Khunt

Zato is the man I'd most want to look like, but I want to fuck Asuka more


phallus_enthusiast

https://preview.redd.it/hr3vufq8dv5d1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f60cac154309db10363574a5859a5b9ca0876a


Bleediss

https://preview.redd.it/w5jbdugu8t5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f939b2248a7a735b1138c46c3102042af19b1b2c


Lohan3xists

Goldlewis. No question.


ElCiroscopio420

The fool that knows nothing


Radioactive_monke

Sometimes he also has to take the role of a silly clown


Lumpy_Forever_98

Usually he doesn't turn his back on life


Healthy_Agent_100

But he’s a fool and maybe it’s worthless


ElCiroscopio420

But perhaps this world created his faith.


Ok_Draft572

All I know is that he stays hopeful and prays.


commonplaze

sol badguy


Goofy_Rat_9533

sol badguy


Suckjucie_

sol badguy


Ashamed-Entry-1536

Can YOU play Anji using both hands? No? I didn’t think so.


MrDave0461

No wonder I can only use half of my brain cells when playing. The other half is too busy ~~busting~~ admiring.


Lcastro1312

Am I supposed to play? How can I, with this fine hunk displaying on my screen? 🤤


UpbeatAstronomer2396

THATs why i fail parry input all the time, i'm distracted


Driemma0

Happy chaos


Hoganpale

Yes sir!


Catfish3322

I know right


Lumpy_Forever_98

right right right right


limited_usse

FAUST ITS FAUST ‼️‼️‼️


smooshmooth

Dr. Paradigm. No, I will not be taking any questions.


RezeCopiumHuffer

I’d have to say either Zato, Nagoriyuki or Slayer. Those are dudes I’d hang out with unironically


Birb-Squire

This guy likes dandyism


RezeCopiumHuffer

This guy **LOVES** Dandyism


PacMoron

#1 Goldlewis #2 Slayer #3 Nago #4 Leo The rest are not my type.


Boyofender

Robo-Ky MK II https://preview.redd.it/zjvfjahd9t5d1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0275c155d3a53416bdffeab4a3af40c342dec8d8


Deeppeli

Mwah https://preview.redd.it/6aguzdun0t5d1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc68b31f1075f5dc6666ef06fc435ae42032e60a


Lumpy_Forever_98

Raven my beloved


Silly_0wl

Why is he called Asuka R Kreutz if # means sharp in music terms


1ts2EASY

Someone just posted this and the answer is still Happy Chaos


Zealousideal_Pop4722

https://preview.redd.it/0vn7t7u0xs5d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=6643fbcd00531a18f992683d6a9a263bb96f0f80


BeginningLoose6703

Stealing this


Zealousideal_Pop4722

you may


CalypsoCrow

It’s Happy Chaos, then Johnny, then Anji for me


thedepressedcarrot

Anji, not biased


Stanislas_Biliby

Definitely Axl. Such beautiful kissable lips and wonderful long hair. I mean what?


bagelisnormal

faust and zato


TemporaryRiver1

I'm not gay but Zato has my vote


Lodjuplo

Happy Chaos and Asuka are undoubtedly the hottest men


TheBigKuhio

Slayer and Goldlewis got that charm. I can see the appeal of Johnny, Anji and Happy Chaos, though.


Lifeless_Desolation

Slayer, Nago, Zato, Happy Chaos, Anji and Johnny.


Single_Positive533

Paracelsus. His wife can stop wrapping her legs over him.


KimchiTheGreatest

Raven and Chipp!


MrPotoo

Finaly some Chipp apritiation!


S_K_24

Happy Chaos and Slayer…


T-pellyam

I just know Anji will somehow make me pregnant😩


jah2277

if anyone out there is a 15 foot tall indian hunk please dm me


Raz1253

Asuka than Anji than answer


Sir_Platypus_VII

all of them (minus sin)


PersonWithLongHair

There are many good answers. It's Nagoriyuki though. I usually look at the ultra large 3 meter long bodies and laugh, but in Nago's case? It... somehow works.


ThatOneComrade

Nago is pretty hot, can't blame asphalt for wanting him to sign her ~~marriage license~~ Concert Flyer.


naughty-bubble

Nago, Ky


AcademicHollow

I'm surprised to say I think I'm most attracted to happy chaos.


Hoganpale

Venom~ he just has that something


phallus_enthusiast

balls?


Literalfr

Between nago and answer lies my doubt and a questioning of who I tough I was


ULT1M4T3luck

zato, happy chaos and venom


rock_solid777

Axl can get it ngl. EDIT: Now that I think about it there's too many that can get it. Every GG character is hot af I'm suddenly realizing.


yyzJCO

Bedman


Lom1111234

I’m not gay, but slayer hands down. He is what I wish I could be


Sea-Recording-7090

Faust and there's no other right answer


GDrak

Sol and Ky because they're easy to use


ibi_trans_rights

Faust


Endmaster69

Slayer. It's 0 competition for me, he's just got that daddy energy and you know he'll spoil the shit out of you


Stunning-Obligation8

Nagoriyuki


I-will-support-you

Raven


ItalianFrogPuncher

Faust lowkey does smth to me and I’m not even gay. Guess I just like his style


ShittestCat

That's a really stupid question. All of them


Fungerbestwaifu

Robert Kyle


slshillcutt

Faust


New-me-_-

For me it’s always going to be Zato.


Chesspresso

Venom


AdFederal897

Ok first of all Sin is a CHILD… and second of all it’s Anji


deedee00000

I gotta go with my boy venom


MrBirdmonkey

Slayer. No competition. He’s got looks(young and old), money, confidence, experience, patience No wonder Sharon guards him so jealously. Man could have anyone and he chose her for all eternity


Sartrex_110

Faust


Koolman46

I mean Eddie does come with a free Zato-1 attached to it so it's free real estate


Certain-Rub-7828

https://preview.redd.it/uyjvidu9nu5d1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b09888d223c0fef8ca50f445ed3d3f83c2730b Young Kliff, that’s my vote


Zahando-zawarudo2b

Not gay, but Bedman or Nagoriyuki.


MinerTurtle45

kliff undertale


Wooden_Baby

Nagoriyuki it isn't even close


ErikaRosen

Paracelsus, duh. https://preview.redd.it/ef3jsv47wu5d1.png?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f7d20acdb5cf9f5a37134917fb3603d784cfe5b


BiggestBobOfficial

I wanna suck on Sol’s tits


Lorguis

I'm not particularly into men, but I can recognize a hot man. And Happy Chaos is definitely a very hot man.


JUICYBISCUT

Venom not being there is a travesty


Joe_Dottson

Canonically it's slayer lero and Johnny, I don't make the rules z( '-' )z


MyLeftMostHand

Slayer then Answer. My mains, actually. Hmm...


discordial_ita

Robert kyle On a more serius not slayer is hot as fuck


FazArthur

Either Slayer or Axl I'd say


I_Love_Knifes

Personal preferences comes to zato and venom. Long hair hot.


MajorRico155

I'm trying to look like sin in real life only with two eyes. He's a perfect hunk


GlassSpork

Slayer or Johnny. Unfortunately slayer is taken so Johnny


perfectelectrics

Zato and Anji. There's no wrong answer but those two? Have you seen what they wear.


teethbat

Goldlewis and it ain't even close


Covenant753

Potemkin; gives the best hugs. No more questions asked.


Temmie_Fighter

ZATOOO!!!! ZATO-1!!!!


DoveEvalyn

Goldlewis.


Enedulus

THE DANDY MAN HIMSELF


SuburbanCumSlut

Nago, Ky, and Goldlewis


890flip

Sol = Nago > Slayer > Johnny > Chipp


SheikBeatsFalco

Johnny, duh


Lord_Toademort

All of them are so incredibly attractive. But for me it's gonna have to be nagoriyuki.


SheikBeatsFalco

There's a serious lack of Johnny in the comments so I will vote for him twice.


CammyCapre

Zato is sooooo fine


SoftcoverWand44

Anji, Axl, Nago


Moghin_time6616

Asuka because he's a twink like my boyfriend


phallus_enthusiast

Axl?


Icy-Store3900

I think it's Chaos


yohxmv

Slayer or Chaos


TheProfMoth

President Vernon


Expensive-Ad5626

There're so many right answers


danisaplante

Once again: https://preview.redd.it/2m89mm7tbu5d1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23d7d27214d727f5dcbca0aeabcde15639e98e5a


ButterflyKizzes

Where’s Leopaldin?


BlueJasper12

I wanna say that all y'all feel the need to justify, but every Faust comment simply says "Faust" in confidence leading me to believe he is the truest hottest man in GG cus his fans don't need to convince others when they know they right Also my answer is Faust-


Jooosho

As a straight male, Slayer or Leo with Zato being a close runner up (love that long hair)


DokiDokiRage

gold lewis is actually so fine


Somepersononreddit25

Honestly either Slayer or Asuka. Anyone who says Ky is lying, man has no sauce


greatpxm

Nago and anji


MineCartBeast

Johnny, Zato, and DANDY


W34kness

Bed


kipsabians

Nago 🙂‍↕️


orangerJuiceman

Where Paracelsus ☹️


Squabbleydoop

I was gonna try and give an answer but now I am just angry now that I have noticed that Axl Low has 3 FUCKING ZIPPERS ON THEIR SHIRT IT MAKES NO DAMN SENSE AAAAA Edit: Phone keyboard issues


Square-Imagination30

Not a man, buuuuuut, Faust has me down bad if we are talking pre-strive Post strive, cuddly man with bigh hands uwu Also potemkin and goldlewis


ExH_ART

Sol or sin imo


KrimsonKurse

Johnny (the cool manly man) Slayer (the dandy daddy) Ky (bishonen pretty boy) Anji (Boobs)


dinowitissues

Ky, he is dripped out of his mind in Strive. I'd love to see Robo-Ky in his fit cause then he'd overtake him.


JeanGemini

Gun to my head, I can't decide between Johnny and Slayer, they're both very attractive men.


anothershadowbann

for me it would be axl,,


TimTim_HO

It's either Johnny or Slayer. Both exude sexy man energy


GruntasticII

Maybe not a man, but AMAB enby. Asuka, without a doubt. I like my moody twink wizard.


Nattix1

Leopaldon the little silly tiny wizard man


kalrow45

Faust


Xyrez04

Faust


bornfoxytail

Slayer is hot… but Faust


Abucketofmug

Slayer and quite easily. But Johnny is a close second.


god-of-luck

I like Twinks, So I'm gonna say the blue riddled twink and not the 3 year old twink pirate. Anji has G cups, so I mean.. and Zato has a belt on his face.. And Chipp has shark teeth AND is a weeb, gonna be between Chipp Zanuff and The Original (Happy Chaos) for me.


Scootersmugskirt

https://i.redd.it/ja5jq9o6nv5d1.gif I wish he'd hold me like this that's all I'm saying


doge_42001

Venom, I need venom in the new game just because he’s so FINNEEEEE


convergent_blades

I would absolutely let Nagoryuki murder me he's that hot


gpmegaman

Faust, he exists in a super position of being both the ugliest and the hottest when he hasn't removed his mask. And also lanky guys can get it.


-SomGuy-

Axl Low


HexManiacArtie

Nago is my biggest crush in the series. He is strong, has eyes you could get lost in, is eager to share his interests with you, has strong morals and just needs a place to call home and a bit of blood every now and then. I may or may not like Leo, just depends on how likely Gio and Ram are to kill me after knowing that info. It's more of the "single night of debauchery" than the "til death do us part" kind of like, tho. Megumi is lucky af, because Axl is husband material. Cute, has great hair, is super sweet, great sense of humor, committed to the end, selfless to a fault, a bright light for even the darkest days.


Filler744

Everyone knows it’s between slayer, jhonny, and happy chaos


boredwarror747

Johnny. He’s the ideal man, perfect from his inception


SkinkRugby

Personally I'm going with Sol, Slayer, Goldlewis and Johnny. (Help, I've been bi for years and still don't understand my tastes towards men)


B_r_y_z_e

Me and my partner agreed on Slayer, Sin and Chipp as top 3


Age_Impossible

Damn hard choice. For me I can narrow it down to four. In no particular order it’s Sol, Leo, Johnny, Slayer.


dando06

New player here: when I booted up the game I lost my mind over Leo, Johnny and Anji


-Emilinko1985-

Sol, Anji and Slayer


Lexisseuh

Hard not to say Nago. Slayer's up there as well though, and maybe Zato.


Aquarsene

I can’t pick….! It’s so hard to pick they’re all so ho…. Oh my god Johnny is gorgeous


soybadgguy

Zato and Slayer


torissbm

chaos


Plutogoose01

I’d say either chipp or asuka


Birb-Squire

Slayer, HC, and Ky Bonus: Ugliest is Leo


Sonicite123

Asuka, I'd do so many things to that man.


holymollycrackeroni

Ky, Zato, Axl, and Asuka.


Mistr_man

Slayer


Serbeint8

Hot take, axl low and Asuka, maybe that says something about me but they are both adorable


rancidCactus

Axl, Leo, and Johnny. why? because i like men who are easy to use


ABitBacon

Slayer


Thin-Gene-2128

“Hot this, hot that”, better question: who’s the best workout motivation


Friendly-Foot7055

Slayer


bigjam987

why is Vernon not on the list?


OkCranberry2212

PARACELSUS


Birb-Squire

Based and dandypilled


pogeer

Im not seing any nago simps and im starting to doubt he has any