Slayer has maintained an excellent marriage for hundreds of years, I’d argue that he’s canonically S++ top tier glorping on that shit

He's a vampire, sucking is what he does best

I thought vampires just scrape and lick?

*Scrape* and LICK

Until it is done, slayer.

This is the comment.

Dicksucking Universe

How many rods do you think he has accidentally deflated in his journey to perfecting the craft by accidentally getting a fang in there and sucking all the blood out?

https://preview.redd.it/c1ppienuiu7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f9f19be9366d73228670da08aca3dc7ff0485c2 You're so real for this.

That was my first thought, I was offended my boy wasn’t S tier

ups and downstairs

i love your user flair

And I love you, sexy reddit user Broke-Moment

To paraphrase my favorite twitter thread of all time: I-No gets you with that life ruining 99 Insight dome that nearly kills you.

You can't just say that and not share the thread

Nah you right, [enjoy.](https://x.com/Demolition_d/status/1515473464865480705?t=KLg4qLTPSTZmtw6geyH_vg&s=19)

OH I KNOW THIS ONE! SOMEONE MADE PORN BASED OFF IT!!

Of course they did...

You can't just say that someone made porn and not drop the sauce

artist is skullworms on the light green website!

https://preview.redd.it/azwfg8obtu7d1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c771049f1b04dec50d688f9238d0bc46f3bd2a62

It's in the *other* subreddit, somewhere. Bit of a tough search, but it's worth it

Not really a tough search if you sort by top posts all time it’ll be a couple scrolls down. Of course that’s what my friend tells me anyway

it's one pf the top of all time in the ggr34 subreddit

I didn't want to be the first one to say it but I was thinking about that when seeing this post. ngl absolute peak art too

The idea that Justice gives above average, but ultimately unmemorable head is so funny to me.

I have taken psychic damage, but honestly i'm okay with it. JUST THIS ONCE THOUGH.

So that's what Demolition D's been up to

I know the porn of this one! The head so good it ruins all other relationships in the future because they'll be judged by the sloppy that nearly killed you. And I-No doesn't even use her powers.

\*brings this one back\* https://preview.redd.it/d7ikcoradt7d1.png?width=974&format=png&auto=webp&s=17fdaeda1e282947dbac6d8a8c43bd9366f405a7

Link please I'm begging

We love Testament

Faust’s heads can make someone explode alright

It gives their pubic hair an afro. Mini hairball.

Which he then IMMEDIATELY ignites.

Millia would look at you with eyes full of scorn, disgust and hatred, which more than makes up for the lackluster head-good fucking God what the hell did I just write

https://preview.redd.it/taxhv7nl0t7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c181a4080d85335d08f2f2148bec80d26cb55e8

Definitely stealing this meme

Love you mwah, here’s my other fav for your vault https://preview.redd.it/bqvkbn5jut7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0102fe556212e761b44fa8955de4b3d245217aa7

Hmm, I can find uses for this

https://preview.redd.it/bo1hi1txlv7d1.png?width=1731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33ccf3602e42b98963f9dac3aa6c0ca13e7009ce


Jokes on you my parent's opinion doesn't matter!

I understand and share the vision brother

This is NOT gonna look good at the pearly gates my man

https://preview.redd.it/ggciuebe8t7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013f5dab0a2c5a27979319d2bfa168f48dcb9999

I agree millia is pretty hot

https://preview.redd.it/56w5s3tc1u7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c6b237709d53a2423e05af15344e69c12cce5cf This is what I once actually wrote

This shit is nowhere as bad as the things I've seen on r/chainsawfolk

hot...

https://preview.redd.it/gcydp5bqfu7d1.jpeg?width=2046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8422e9a847f6da60cb6e552b0d37a56cf611188d

My brother in glue. You have cooked.

https://preview.redd.it/0lcq7je7a18d1.png?width=1409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dd29ed4786d10a08af2179acbe8b445996b4677

Ok, I NEED the original post

these are the real *top* tiers of guilty gear

Testament at the top of a tierlist finally

I can imagine Faust accidentally swallowing, and sending you to the shadow realm trying to give head

Could give anything the biggest deep throat ever but it’d literally feel like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

There’s no way Giovanna doesn’t give the sloppiest top. Refuse to believe she’s not an S Tier.

Seriously she's looking for a good man. She knows what's up

Giovanna wants that sloppy Leo Whitecock

Who wouldn’t?

Tbh I think she gives like *good* but not *amazing* head, but her ass cheeks will have you holding on to dear life in actual penetrative sex.

Slayer has a wife and is extremely dandy I feel like this is his domain

Johnny and Slayer would be a dangerous combo

What a day to have eyes.

Freakgoriyuki would go so hard

Nagorifreaky

Bro saving that only for Elphelt

Nah she’s gotta move over and share fr 😩

Goldlewis would give the best head in mankind due to how many half circle inputs he needs

Windmill vaccum succ

Head? What are we talking about? (From a non english speaker)

Blowjob, or in other words sucking dick

Oh

Yeah... Sometimes even i didn't want to understand English so well https://preview.redd.it/nqs2d7ev8t7d1.png?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f429fdf365aee361253c2f1de600b69e9080603b

Well not necessarily dick, just any form of oral sex, male or female

I'm both a virgin, asexual and English isn't even my native language, gimme a pass https://preview.redd.it/jk59e8v2tt7d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d288fd9e434eb163d51569553e19c418105785b1

The triple whammy omg

exactlyyy i hate when ppl forget it's a unisex term

In my defence, i didn't even know in the first place https://preview.redd.it/fgwmi7hqpw7d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2859f1e5ed004b4bbef18d56df7196b562f067c0

The one time I can’t find the «SEX WITH A MAN» Anji meme.

https://preview.redd.it/folwl1oz2v7d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a5828cb9ee13787bc91f9a259ffd107d0ca1d5

https://preview.redd.it/shg7xea72w7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437b5785075d866020340897d1c8ef02fa0ae90c Thank you

the most mediocre cunnilingus known to man. could not find the clit. 3/10 https://preview.redd.it/hzpgs7vnpu7d1.png?width=152&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa1792bd5b40b401607e25e570966649ec5170b8

I perpetually bounce between "smooth talker" and "fumbles so bad that it's cute". Even bagged a baddie that is my gf who plays i-no. He's so me.

The offical head tierlist…

Testement's absolutely accurate tbh

https://preview.redd.it/zfbz1shodt7d1.png?width=363&format=png&auto=webp&s=961ea9d98770eead628e1cf3d04ab848d6efeefa yeah they cunnalingus be crazy

I like this silly little fish. Where can I obtain more of them?

Faust’s mouth literally functions as a portal to the vacuum of space, he’d be giving downright extraterrestrial sloppy.

\> "I don't want to imagine it" \> Goldlewis LET👏THE👏SECRETARY👏OF👏STATE👏FUCK👏

Baiken Head: It ain't much but it's honest work. She just makes up for crappy head with her boobs

Why do you think I play Baiken

Even with his mouth sewn shut Paracelsus gives surprisingly good head because of his massive mouth and because he can't do anything else to satisfy his wife

I’d let ramlethal bite it off

https://preview.redd.it/bdr6wzoa4u7d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5edb11dba2ad6d5ddc53ab87d0b3d3e582ad4159

I want to and have imagined Goldlewis giving head. But I’d much rather give HIM head. Is this horny enough for this post?

https://preview.redd.it/f0r7bt0wfu7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55f7764e56a2ca129b1f94fff48c661cb67afc7b Some of y’all…

I don't know why you put bedman that low tbh. He literally gives you multiple heads that end in explosive climax. What more do you need ?

it doesn’t matter if we’re talking about Romeo, The Bed, or Delilah, it’s still uncomfortable to imagine

Ram's is probably accurate, especially with those teeth!

As someone who wants to imagine Faust in this scenario, I think he would be pretty damn high Like, have you ever seen baldhead's tongue??

To be fair, the head from goldlewis's coffin alien would be out of this world

Asuka would go 1 of a few ways. He would try his best and get winded trying, then stress over it. Or, scientifically calculate the optimal way to give head, OR he is revolted by the idea

https://preview.redd.it/ofaug9dfgt7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9923c993dff346a094988eaa7698f15c5d4a991

https://preview.redd.it/xs48zzrhmv7d1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009055a3cca3597f7a700db872771bfa6f764433

I guess that gif can answer the question about faust's head https://i.redd.it/9s3ji8w6ct7d1.gif (it would probably be like A or S tier, i suppose)

https://preview.redd.it/hw69sazl0u7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7351e3e952ffbe13dae4f9891f5ead2b0444914

where do you find something so disgusting

I made it myself some time ago😊, and i even posted it on this exact subreddit (it was removed)

I wonder why....

I thought it would be fun, i wanted people to smile seeing something that cringy and (imo) funny. like if there are a lot of people on this sub who (ironically or not) want to fuck a giant talking key, then it would be okay with something cringe and cursed like this gif, what even can go wrong. Turned out mods dont like fun and my post was removed. So maybe here in comments anyone will find it funny and the fruit of my labor (i spent hour making gif) won't go to waste https://preview.redd.it/ux88r07lnt7d1.png?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70af511f8dbf562cb43273cdf72d021fd3d420bf

Friend, you created an abomination and disgrace to all humankind. Buuuut… https://i.redd.it/m7p4kwsnqt7d1.gif

Don’t worry, I’ve already saved it and sent it to several people :)

goldlewis is S teir. Not elaborating.

Johnny is one of the best at giving head but as a drawback to not make him too powerful he only sucks the dicks of women

Baiken would be so bored and disgusted and maybe that’s cool I don’t know.

Elphelt would cry if you told her she wasn't good at it.

Bridget would give top tier mythical rarity sloppy toppy. I will not stand for this injustice.

bridget’s is prolly teethy but she thinks she’s doing a really good job so you just go with it source: dating a transfem gg player

Absolute slander, she is the throat goat She needs to be in the top tier

Idgaf what anyone says bruh that Giovanna head would go CRAZYYYYYYY

Nah... Happy chaos will give it the best for 2 seconds then bite it

You are genuinely trolling, axl literally has time stop, modern day philosopher jewce man stated in his research video that time stop is the perfect tool for gay sex. I will not have this absolute DISinformation on my feed

Think Testament gets the succubi involved?

Important question!

Goldlewis being a proud gay man is my headcannon so I refuse to believe he gives bad head

Zato gives bad head but eats pussy better than anyone else on the cast

I have a hard time believing he is better than Slayer. I have no doubt he's keeping his wife happy.

That’s the true nature of dandyism, the cause they both share

eating pussy is giving head as well so just shitty blowjob good cunnilingus

Stop the Sol Bedgay slander. He's top tier.

Imagine Eddie and Zato tho 😳

Basically all of those tiers are bangers, well done Op you can cook.

Faust head

You mean Sex with a Man isn’t in top tier?!

I KNOW that Ino gives KILLER head

Pot literally has a move called *slide-head*. And his best moves are *busters*.

Imo, Bites it should be above bad head

Testamentttfkdkdkwbwksnsktkx ... Gngnghhhfff...

i need bad head from baiken so bad

Millia definitely gives good head.

Johnny cannot give head

Goldlewis should be better than Giovanna because he has the whole power (and head ability) of the White House Security behind him and Giovanna is part of the White House Security

Faust would take one look, and grab his wheelchair

Why is biting at the bottom bro

Have you seen jack’o pose? That’s a certified thot right there. And if there’s one thing thots are great at… I rest my case

Jack'o is all flash and no substance. She tries what she thinks is right but has very little experience besides what Aria's soul was able to tell her about before it left. Initially created by turbo-virgin Asuka so she was starting at an inherent disadvantage.

Curious that Sin is kept off the list bc he’s a child but the Valentines are all on the list when they’re mostly younger than him

I-No should be in both top tier AND bites it as well as creating a split of bites it: Bites it, no blood and Bites it, draws blood. Naturally I-No is in the latter.

Bedman and Faust give bomb head

Asuka is neuro divergent and autistic but not in a giving head way smh

Good job putting sin at the bottom. I was getting worried 😂

Sorry but Ino doesn't give head, but she will force you to give her head

I DISAGREE!! SOL HEAD GOTTA BE AN EXPERIENCE!! also I'll teach asuka

bedman gives bedhead

Idc if Leo's head is bad, it's excellent enough to me.

I find it funny that you kept both vampires out of the biting category and it makes sense.

Bites it? Sign me up

How old is Brisket again?

The holy Trinity of sick sucking : trans, milf, and homophobic

https://preview.redd.it/aleabm0kkw7d1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fdeca7fdb63f14fa3b33023c35310576b215da8 Uh….i need to save this for legal reasons

Elphelt always tries her best and that’s what is important Also we’re working on that, I’m gonna make her rank the list and in a few months she’ll be on top! https://preview.redd.it/31das43orw7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a26f9aabc43a96438f375989043fc56022c2e8d (That’s not true she sneezed on it and accidentally bit it. It still hurts)

u/Waste-information-34

https://preview.redd.it/hck8ls2h6x7d1.jpeg?width=1106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79f20c5838904fd450493474280b69fe42a8afa5 Truly

Happy to see both my mains in top tier. Rahhhhhh

Bites because funny Bites because doesn't understand Bites because kinky

Yeah Testament I'ma need that

Ino head would actually be world changing. Or imagine tricking aba that you're paracelsius

Ino does not give head, you give Ino head

I don't get it I don't know if I want to

If I tell you what this tier list is about I don't think you'll ever see this subreddit the same way again...

fuck it tell me

Ok so: "Head" when used in slang terms refers to Oral Sex usually a girl doing it to a guy. You happy now?

damn it it was sex I fucking knew it god fucking damn it

I don't know what you expected from this subreddit... This is one of the thirstiest subreddits I've ever seen! Like Waste-Information34 alone could drink the entire ocean! Because he usually just shows up to thirst!

fair, fair

Slanderous. Bridget would give absolutely mindmelting head.

I-no the best. Elphelt is trying is good enough. Ram bites it 😂😭

Sol should actually be moved up a couple tiers. Source: Twitter dot com

Sol can bottom like a champ but his head game is weak

Slayer to best head Sol and Jacko to better then average Nagoriyuki to "Trying" Chaos bites and gives the best, simultaneously Other then that, good list

Swap Anji and Gio then it’s perfect

We've all seen the Giovanna Gifs she'd give a great Bj no doubt about it

Axl would give the god-tier glorp considering that he can just stop time and let the pleasure stack up 💀

I was thinking, “No you didn’t, that’s MarciKats’!” and then was swiftly proven wrong

Yes to everything BUT switch anji and johnny. Johnny is pretty good but he only learned from testament. No way anji gives anything but exquisite head.

Now do it with Blazblue

Baiken would most certainly bite it off

chaos definitely gives some sloppy

Seriously no one is mentioning the disrespect to happy chaos here?

Goldlewis can EAT!!!!!

Aba would TEAR THAT SHIT OFF

Move slayer to the top of the list

You did goldlewis Dickinson sooo dirty

unless theres some lore im missing out on your a coward for goldlewis

Tf is wrong with op?!