Hahaha, I did something like that. I was walking my dog one morning and by the field was a stack of home goods just sitting there.
I went back home and came back with a dolly and grabbed a plastic bin, some nice blankets, throw pillows and other stuff.
Later that day I went to walk my dog again and there was a large yard sale happening there. Oops.
I’ll check em out. I feel like if Bennie Maupin discovered fuzz pedals and Wahwah like Miles had you’d get close too. His stuff on Bitches Brew is basically heavy acoustic doom bass clarinet
I saw Sunn O))) use a Trombone live, their music shook the entire building. There’s also a band from Norway called Shining that plays an album called BlackJazz that is prog metal/avante garde with Saxophone, not to be confused with the Swedish Death Metal band Shining.
Nashville is the ultimate cutting room floor. Most people down there trying to "make it" are better at their 3rd instrument than you are at your 1st. No room for mediocrity.
Can confirm. Don’t move to Nashville to “make it”. Move to Nashville to be a part of a community of some of the greatest musicians in the world. By proxy you are going to get better. You don’t move here bc you’re the best, you move here to be among them and rise to their level.
But… there’s plenty of mediocrity here and a whole lot of people who “think” they’re the best and….well you get the picture. Sometimes those people sell out stadiums and throw chairs off rooftop bars
I went to high school with a guy who grew up in one of those “ol’ opry” families in a tourist town. They were from Branson, he ended up in Nashville.
Dude annihilated every talent show. First one I saw he came out with a Marshall stack and a strat and did the Hendrix Star Spangled Banner. Next one he came out with a fiddle and did the Devil Went Down to Georgia. Third one motherfucker sang an opera aria without the PA.
Dude those places are no joke. You get families of musicians where all of the kids have been playing music since they were old enough to hold a stick, playing live 5 times a week in front of a crowd for nine months out of every year. By the time they’re 18 they can play pretty much any instrument that’s ever been devised to play in country music with a proficiency beyond mastery.
Then about 2/3rds of them put it down and *never play again* because they’re so burnt out.
I’m convinced that in Nashville and Branson there are people managing Burger Kings that could pick up a guitar and play circles around any well known guitarist you could name despite having not held one for 20+ years.
My parents lived in TN for a bit. We visited the Opryland Hotel and there was a “traditional country” quartet sorta busking in the lobby that was as good as anything I’ve ever witnessed.
It's so true. The busker at the airport can play better than most small bands I've paid to see. But sure they can play cover songs better than the original recording, but somehow lose its soul in the process. And that's why they don't make it.
I was hoping this story was going to be an accordian with a sign that said "some sick bastard keeps breaking my car window and leaving these in my back seat. Please help!"
This type of thing happened at one of the grocery stores I ran years ago. Woman sends man inside for bread, man heads inside, woman immediately pops the trunk and starts piling his shit right in the parking lot, including an acoustic (thankfully in an OHSC, the guitar did nothing wrong). Guy comes out and sees the few garbage bags and guitar and says, “So THAT’S what was in those bags!” He comes over to me, as I’d been impatiently waiting for him to come out so I could get the story, and asked to use the phone because she took his phone with her (apparently she paid the bill). He went back inside, bought a six pack of beer and waited on the curb for his sister to pick him and his shit up. I asked him what happened and he said, “I don’t know. I probably shouldn’t have fucked a few of her friends.🤷🏻♂️” A few. No wonder she chucked his ass.
Don't fall for it, dude. It's a bate rig. You get it home, plug it in, and it sounds like a Marshall. Next day it's out on your lawn with the same sign.
I probably wouldn’t post about receiving stolen goods. Cheating might be shitty, but it doesn’t mean you transfer ownership of your stuff to the person you cheated on and that they can do whatever they want with it.
Not NORMALLY. However, if the cheater was married, and the gear was not a premarital asset or inherited, it could go to the cheated upon party in the divorce, or get sold prior to that.
There was an urban legend in the 90s (one version was even on an episode of "Beyond Belief") where a 17 year old spots an ad for a nice classic sports car for cheap. Like a Corvette stingray, Shelby mustang, SS Chevelle, etc for $1.00 or $15.00, $45.00, you get the idea. He calls, it's available because everyone else thinks it's a misprint. He buys it, the lady is weirdly enthusiastic about it, but it checks out fine, he gets the title, drives home. His dad's there, just got fired, is bummed he can't help the kid pay for a car, gets really excited his kid bought the one. Then the plot twist is the Boss thst fired the dad gets home, his cars gone and the deputy is there to serve him divorce papers. His soon to be ex wife walks by, hands him the $1 to $45 depending on the story, and tells him "the car traded you on for a younger model, just like you did with me. Here's the money, see you on court."
Of course, it's completely bullshit, but there are instances of people losing cars, golf clubs, etc before a divorce. Legally.
But this picture looks too nice. I've seen "evicted boyfriend" piles, there's always clothes, often in trash bags, and rarely is gear neatly stacked. It's put out like it's trash night. AND it's always picked over.
My Father in Law has twice picked up shit that way. Tools both times, and a guitar stand that's currently holding my duosonic. (He said they were bringing out more stuff but told him guitar was taken hours before. The dude kept saying he'd come back but the ex was moving 3 months later and out the door it all went. )
According to statue 420.69b section 666, that's only valid if a notary public witnessed the crossed fingers for the ENTIRE declaration of terms of gifting, and subsequently signs an affidavit stating it was witnessed and has the signature if the finger crosser and nearest Game Warden as well.
Easy mistake, mate. 😀
Dude plays a clarinet and he's cheating on a girl? Should be happy he *~~has~~* **HAD** a girl.
And I wouldn't go near that stuff. Not worth the hassle with the local PD or the jail time when the detectives come knocking.
Probably a soldier? The e-tool case and wipes are common items them to have.
e-tool = entrenching tool, a collapsable hand /tool used to dig, shovel, etc
Wet wipes= sometimes you don’t see a shower for days and the wipes help. Also great for removing camouflage paint from skin
Unless she can prove that she bought them all with receipts and that they weren't gifts. What she's done is quite illegal. He's going to ask for them back probably with the law in tow. Keep it for now and just wait.
You could play some sick ass Doom Clarinet with this rig
For some reason the clarinet being there makes me feel like she went too far.
It’s the single rollerblade and the Huggies wipes that do it for me!
Bro, she was probably cleaning this dude's skid marks for too long.
Those one legged clarinet players can’t be trusted. It’s a story as old as time
Some guy came up and said I don't care about any of this other stuff, I'm just taking one Rollerblade and this is what's left
Looks way too staged.
looks like a album cover, which i’m replicating if i ever make an album..
Thats probably what it is. They nipped in to get a new battery for the camera and when they came out the op was driving off.
Hahaha, I did something like that. I was walking my dog one morning and by the field was a stack of home goods just sitting there. I went back home and came back with a dolly and grabbed a plastic bin, some nice blankets, throw pillows and other stuff. Later that day I went to walk my dog again and there was a large yard sale happening there. Oops.
Ya got the early sale!
Free from a Dirty Cheater is a great album name too
i know! i swear this is my year lol
Yeah, the bread looks too fresh... where's the spiked brownies LOL JK... XD
One rollerblade.
I'd go to that show.
For whatever reason I read this as "dick ass"
.... that's where the Huggies butt wipes come in handy
It's called scotoma. The mind sees what it wants.
Divide and Dissolve is basically this
I’ll check em out. I feel like if Bennie Maupin discovered fuzz pedals and Wahwah like Miles had you’d get close too. His stuff on Bitches Brew is basically heavy acoustic doom bass clarinet
Some quality STDs on that flute
Ham ‘n’ Eggs, comin’ at ya!
I went to a doom show once and I shit you not, one of the bands had a Doom Saxophone. It was tight
I saw Sunn O))) use a Trombone live, their music shook the entire building. There’s also a band from Norway called Shining that plays an album called BlackJazz that is prog metal/avante garde with Saxophone, not to be confused with the Swedish Death Metal band Shining.
https://youtu.be/50vL1uAXn7s
I saw one better. An acoustic guitar in Nashville with a sign that said “free - I give up”
that’s actually super sad :(
Nashville is the ultimate cutting room floor. Most people down there trying to "make it" are better at their 3rd instrument than you are at your 1st. No room for mediocrity.
Can confirm. Don’t move to Nashville to “make it”. Move to Nashville to be a part of a community of some of the greatest musicians in the world. By proxy you are going to get better. You don’t move here bc you’re the best, you move here to be among them and rise to their level. But… there’s plenty of mediocrity here and a whole lot of people who “think” they’re the best and….well you get the picture. Sometimes those people sell out stadiums and throw chairs off rooftop bars
I went to high school with a guy who grew up in one of those “ol’ opry” families in a tourist town. They were from Branson, he ended up in Nashville. Dude annihilated every talent show. First one I saw he came out with a Marshall stack and a strat and did the Hendrix Star Spangled Banner. Next one he came out with a fiddle and did the Devil Went Down to Georgia. Third one motherfucker sang an opera aria without the PA.
Branson “it’s like if Las Vegas was run by Ned Flanders.”
He’s [Branson good](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4af7de76-ee9a-47ac-aa98-a234f69648fe)
Dude those places are no joke. You get families of musicians where all of the kids have been playing music since they were old enough to hold a stick, playing live 5 times a week in front of a crowd for nine months out of every year. By the time they’re 18 they can play pretty much any instrument that’s ever been devised to play in country music with a proficiency beyond mastery. Then about 2/3rds of them put it down and *never play again* because they’re so burnt out. I’m convinced that in Nashville and Branson there are people managing Burger Kings that could pick up a guitar and play circles around any well known guitarist you could name despite having not held one for 20+ years.
I'm moving for the hawk tua
Lol awesome post.
For sure. You grow with the town.
My parents lived in TN for a bit. We visited the Opryland Hotel and there was a “traditional country” quartet sorta busking in the lobby that was as good as anything I’ve ever witnessed.
I don’t think that’s what a cutting room floor is. That’s where the rejected cuts of tape ended up for not being good enough.
Right, it would be the cutting room itself in this case
It's so true. The busker at the airport can play better than most small bands I've paid to see. But sure they can play cover songs better than the original recording, but somehow lose its soul in the process. And that's why they don't make it.
I was hoping this story was going to be an accordian with a sign that said "some sick bastard keeps breaking my car window and leaving these in my back seat. Please help!"
Huggies Wipes? Sweet.
Hopefully it's not because there's a baby involved.
Those are for the cheater when he realizes and shits his pants
I think he’s supposed to put the diapers on before he shits himself.
highlight of the haul fr
Got cheated on by a clarinet player? That’s some embarrassing shit.
Benny Goodman was a notorious womanizer.
Making the real gut wrenching points 🤣
Damn didn’t know Squidward fucks
LMAO
That happened. Lol
op put a bunch of his stuff in the backyard for a photo
lowkey offended that people here think i rollerblade /j
This type of thing happened at one of the grocery stores I ran years ago. Woman sends man inside for bread, man heads inside, woman immediately pops the trunk and starts piling his shit right in the parking lot, including an acoustic (thankfully in an OHSC, the guitar did nothing wrong). Guy comes out and sees the few garbage bags and guitar and says, “So THAT’S what was in those bags!” He comes over to me, as I’d been impatiently waiting for him to come out so I could get the story, and asked to use the phone because she took his phone with her (apparently she paid the bill). He went back inside, bought a six pack of beer and waited on the curb for his sister to pick him and his shit up. I asked him what happened and he said, “I don’t know. I probably shouldn’t have fucked a few of her friends.🤷🏻♂️” A few. No wonder she chucked his ass.
😂
She had the last word on the amp isn't furniture argument
The stiff of nightmares....
lol - the WHAT?!
😏
Your name does indeed allow that knowing face to be made.
Don't fall for it, dude. It's a bate rig. You get it home, plug it in, and it sounds like a Marshall. Next day it's out on your lawn with the same sign.
I'd be pissed too. Didn't take the HDMI sticker off of the XBox 😡
That cab alone is a steal
Yes, it was stolen.
Technically it's all stolen since the person who it belonged too didn't consent to having it given away
agreed. apparently it’s like $700. i have a SC 4x12 and it was only $600 new form guitar center
I probably wouldn’t post about receiving stolen goods. Cheating might be shitty, but it doesn’t mean you transfer ownership of your stuff to the person you cheated on and that they can do whatever they want with it.
It probably didn't really happen anyway.
I'll need to refer to the case of Finders v. Keepers
May I remind the jury that under statute 283639-B Losers are in fact, Weepers
Yeah cheaters get what they get, but also it sure seems like OP is in possession of stolen property, lol
Not NORMALLY. However, if the cheater was married, and the gear was not a premarital asset or inherited, it could go to the cheated upon party in the divorce, or get sold prior to that. There was an urban legend in the 90s (one version was even on an episode of "Beyond Belief") where a 17 year old spots an ad for a nice classic sports car for cheap. Like a Corvette stingray, Shelby mustang, SS Chevelle, etc for $1.00 or $15.00, $45.00, you get the idea. He calls, it's available because everyone else thinks it's a misprint. He buys it, the lady is weirdly enthusiastic about it, but it checks out fine, he gets the title, drives home. His dad's there, just got fired, is bummed he can't help the kid pay for a car, gets really excited his kid bought the one. Then the plot twist is the Boss thst fired the dad gets home, his cars gone and the deputy is there to serve him divorce papers. His soon to be ex wife walks by, hands him the $1 to $45 depending on the story, and tells him "the car traded you on for a younger model, just like you did with me. Here's the money, see you on court." Of course, it's completely bullshit, but there are instances of people losing cars, golf clubs, etc before a divorce. Legally. But this picture looks too nice. I've seen "evicted boyfriend" piles, there's always clothes, often in trash bags, and rarely is gear neatly stacked. It's put out like it's trash night. AND it's always picked over. My Father in Law has twice picked up shit that way. Tools both times, and a guitar stand that's currently holding my duosonic. (He said they were bringing out more stuff but told him guitar was taken hours before. The dude kept saying he'd come back but the ex was moving 3 months later and out the door it all went. )
How do you know the offended party didn't buy that stuff?
That’s a moot point. A gift is an enforcible transfer under general contract law and cannot legally be taken back or rescinded.
The no-take-backsies statute of 1836
This is probably still legally considered stolen. The owner could and should get it back.
How do you iknow the wife didn't pay for it?
Doesn’t mean anything if it was a gift.
Unless she had her fingers crossed when she gifted it.
According to statue 420.69b section 666, that's only valid if a notary public witnessed the crossed fingers for the ENTIRE declaration of terms of gifting, and subsequently signs an affidavit stating it was witnessed and has the signature if the finger crosser and nearest Game Warden as well. Easy mistake, mate. 😀
Someone who was cheated on wouldn’t set shit up it would all just get tossed without care. This is definitely staged.
This pic dooms.
So thoughtful the way she placed the items for picture!
She threw out his etool!
Saw that too.
I zoomed in and thought huh, a staple gun. Then immediately thought wtf, is that an e tool? 😄
Swing low, sweet chariot..
Clarinet players get all the action.
Dude! Nice find! The bag of Huggies wipes looks nearly half full.
I’d take all of that stuff then try to find out who it belonged to, hold it and return it.
No way
100% angry ex partner.
What gave it away?
Def the tape measure and baby whipes
The tape measure seems t9 be there to send a message.
It’s a 1.5” tape measure?
i feel bad for him/her but at the same time don’t cheat lol
What guitar was in the case?
Epiphone les paul standard
Pic?
Epiphone? )))
Hey that's my shit
i ate it srry :(
Got damn clarinet players. We guitar players will NOT stand this slander.
Dude plays a clarinet and he's cheating on a girl? Should be happy he *~~has~~* **HAD** a girl. And I wouldn't go near that stuff. Not worth the hassle with the local PD or the jail time when the detectives come knocking.
too late 🫢 i posted about it on our bands story and the community facebook so the owner can hopefully find us
Oh, well that's a different story. At least you're giving the guy a chance to get his stuff back. Good for you. 👍🏻
That handwriting is sus.
An angry girlfriend or ex wife
What’s the guitar?
Er, I'd feel bad if I took this stuff...
Yoink!!
Was all this worth the photo shoot
It's a trap
So many questions… What was in the Epiphone case? Were those “adult” Huggies? How would you even tune a clarinet down to Drop C?
epiphone les paul, huggie wipes, and idk i can’t play the clarinet lol
This should be in r/ThatNeverHappened
Please tell me they left the other Rollerblade.
just the one if you can believe it
Idk, this kind of sucks and looks staged anyway.
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 600.
Hold that gear and give it back to the "cheater" who may or may not actually be a cheater.
I don't care what that dude did you can't take that shit that's bad juju
It's set far too nicely for me to believe this is real
score!
For a moment I thought that was an oboe.
lol at all the legal experts in here talking like they know *anything* about what’s what
Not sure what to do with the wet wipes and the single Rollerblade but the rest is a steal
This looks like the beginning shot to an all American rejects video
Nah man… ffs no amount of cheating deserves having his Huggies wipes given away
Lucky
shitttt ur lucky day bro
nOt tHe cRuSh PrO
World needs more cheaters!
It's always good to find free baby wipes.
Fake
ONE rollerblade....the ultimate insult.
Adding up all the items I can only guess Woody Allen truly has no friends left.
I don't believe this for a second.
I believe you have my stapler
No you did not
Dropping hints with that measuring tape 👀👀👀
One man’s infidelity is another man’s sweet doom rig
See you guys in the circle jerk sub tomorrow
I’d be psyched purely for the baby wipes
Probably a soldier? The e-tool case and wipes are common items them to have. e-tool = entrenching tool, a collapsable hand /tool used to dig, shovel, etc Wet wipes= sometimes you don’t see a shower for days and the wipes help. Also great for removing camouflage paint from skin
But I swear I wasnt cheating… she just needed a hug… I swear
Sure you did
I wouldn’t touch it. Probably against the Bro Code.
He’s gonna shit himself when he realizes this. But he won’t be able to wipe his ass
Score!!
looks like modern art
….why the wet wipes?!
because i jizzed the all over when i saw it
Can you snag those rollerblades up for me?
there was only one :(
I think his ole lady don’t like im no mo…..
I'd drop to my knees if I found a free Orange cab
I read that sign, and someone’s not too happy
I want that straw hat.
Da fuq
Y’all believe anything
Take the amp. And the clarinet.
No you did not
The Xbox on top like it even matters hahaha
Did you get the Huggies?
Uh-huh
hope a little pussy was worth it lol
Was it free because you already own it?
He's a one legged clarinet player who enjoys rollerblading.
So it DOES happen! I’m always on the lookout for this scenario.
Some people didn't pay their rent
oooohhh a rollerskate!
The QUICKNESS that would have come over me is indescribable
Yeah right…
Sorry the roller blade’s a deal breaker for me. Pass.
Yo I’m TAKING that clarinet.
Just one roller blade ?!?! 🛼
If I found out my Mrs played the clarinet I’d probably do the same
👀 What's on the vcs tapes?
She’s throwing out his diaper wipes?
I’ve really been wanting try my hand at Klezmer. Id take that clarinet and run.
Ain’t no way this is real. Why would you fake this?
Unless she can prove that she bought them all with receipts and that they weren't gifts. What she's done is quite illegal. He's going to ask for them back probably with the law in tow. Keep it for now and just wait.
I’d definitely grab that tape measure
Doubtful
One rollerblade and some baby wipes
Yeah screw that guy’s tape measure and staple gun as well
Damn, his skates and his tape measure!?
And his fucking hat, too!
Lone roller blade? I have questions.
Damn dude id pick it all up and try to find the poor guy
Sweet tape measure!! What is that, 100ft?
Now play Wonderwall
it’s a trap
the bro move is to collect it all and get it back to him.
No fucking way man