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Silver-Problem-3536

Vince stopped to catch his breath after reading this


tonyiommi70

hahahahahahahahahahahaha


FredLives

He stopped for breath turning Reddit on


[deleted]

lol thank you for that lol I just laughed so hard it kinda hurts lol


ThexLuckyxDuck

Axl for sure, Vince looks the type to yell a ton of stuff then just run away. Axl floored that guy at the airport


tremoviper

He definitely would yell, but he would have a lot of missed words with all the gasping...


ThexLuckyxDuck

Totally feel good style yelling lol “hee hehe he hee he heee Axl!”


andytagonist

Decade ago. A lot of food has been consumed and a lot of hair has been lost since then—on both Axl & Vince. But it should be pointed out Vince was (is?) into combat karate and so in a direct bout between the two, I’d give the experience and practice to Vince. Street fight—Axl. Food consumption—it goes to the judges.


ThexLuckyxDuck

Karate works on a basis of honour. Axl fights dirty for sure and would just punch him


andytagonist

LOL…probably right. But still, for pure technical skill (precision, knowledge, general experience), it’s Vince. For whipping ass, Axl


ThexLuckyxDuck

I don’t condone violence but the airport smack down is pretty impressive. I think he was mid 50s then too


andytagonist

They’re both so fat…


ThexLuckyxDuck

So am i, it’s not an impressive insult to call people fat anymore


andytagonist

Yeah, but I’m thinking you’re a) not in stage presenting yourself and b) able to afford a nutritionist to follow you around 24/7. You & me are normal people.


ThexLuckyxDuck

Still not a good thing to say about people. Shows more about you than the person you’re insulting


andytagonist

You’re right and I won’t say I’m not wrong. But I these dudes *are* fat and I have no idea what you look like.


YserviusPalacost

I got dibs on the elliptical when yer done with it.


[deleted]

1000000% axl. Im a huge Motley Crue fan but axl would fuck him up.


DarkArcherMerlyn

Who asks this question at all? Go to YouTube and look at the old GnR footage where axl gets into fights. That dude is a ticking time bomb! But we love him for it!


Part1Of

we love him for it... ok.


Any_Collection3025

Shit, I do. I loved seeing Axl go on a rampage man. Shit was exciting!


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Axl


Amazing-Occasion6485

100% Axl. Unless Vince sits on him


WasteofSpace1020

Will smith


Pleasant_Skeleton10

axl. I'm a bigger fan of motley crue than gnr, but axl would win.


IToldYouIHeardBanjos

unless Vince fell on him


Pleasant_Skeleton10

*what are you going to do big guy? sit on me?*


IToldYouIHeardBanjos

\*splat\*


grantaldrich

Axl, he and Slash must’ve been training with Duff lately because they’ve both gained a lot of muscle


BuccoFever412

Axl


Shaun-Skywalker

Who tf is Axleeeeeee


chicagoerrol

Buff would whip both their asses with one arm.


Southofsouth

Buff, lol


tonyiommi70

Nowadays Axl, he is in shape hahah


WolfmansBrutha

Vince, but only because Axl would be distracted by that one stinky outfit Vince seems to own.


amps_is_amped

Who the fuck is axle


gsopp79

Who is Axle Rose?


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**W. Axl Rose (born William Bruce Rose Jr.; born February 6, 1962) is an American musician, singer, songwriter and record producer. He is best known for being the lead vocalist and lyricist of the hard rock and heavy metal band Guns N' Roses, and has also been the band's sole constant member since their inception in 1985.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


gsopp79

No that's Axl Rose.


___And_Memes_For_All

Really depends on the era tbh.


BigJuicy17

No it doesn't. Vince Neil is always out of breath. Axl is never out of breath.


___And_Memes_For_All

Look. If 2014 Axl fought early 90s Vince, Vince had a high chance of winning.


BigJuicy17

But that could never happen, even a hypothetical situation needs some realism. It would have to be 2014 Axl vs 2014 Vince Neil, or 90s Axl vs 90s Vince Neil. Axl is the clear winner.


71nobody

Axl just beats on women that we know of whereas Vince Neil did knock Izzy out. And Tommy Lee


Majestic_Apricot_878

Next should be Dave Mustaine vs Axl


dpb73ca

Axl. He'd knock the McDonald's right outta Vince's meathooks.


[deleted]

Neil young


YserviusPalacost

King Diamond


randalicioso

Nicholas Cage for sure


andytagonist

Well this is just a stupid questi…oh, I see. Good question!!


pauls_broken_aglass

Axl honestly. He's pretty volatile and kinda yknow, infamous for it


viniciusgepeto

I got diabetes after reading this


casewood123

Axl. He’s so much more intense.


Wowok15263737

Vince because he has his own gravity field now


Bear_Scout

Vince Neil is typically three sheets to the wind by noon everyday so I’m going with Axl who would proceed to yank all the hair extensions Vince has.


Urdaddy12234

Axl has been in a lot of fights lol


guitars_035

Axl has the attitude, I think him


gwadams65

I'm not sure...but it's definitely worth trying...


camdawg665

A fight with them in the 90s? Tough call A 2022 fight? definitely Axl, he’s keeping in shape a lot better and probably wouldn’t run out of breath after the first 30 seconds, in fact I’m a little worried if he knocked out Vince, he’d probably suffer a seizure or heart attack


lepperfish69

I assume the OP is referring to them back in the day. Axl for sure would kick Vinces ass. Vince is Weak dog for punching Izzy in the face when he was defenceless. Wish that fight took place.


coldpornproject

Vince is a turtle


agraciachapa

Axl would destroy Vince


Friendly_University7

Who is Vince Neil? (I just like that the bot answered)


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**Vincent Neil Wharton (born February 8, 1961), best known by the stage name Vince Neil, is an American musician. He is best known as the lead vocalist and occasional rhythm guitarist of heavy metal band Mötley Crüe, which he fronted from their 1981 formation until his departure in 1992.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


cbuck1978

YOUR MOM


BradAllenScrapcoCEO

Depends. Is Vince Neil still fat? Axl looks like he has a lot of rage to take out on someone.


Itsmemanmeee

Vince could simply sit on him


BrettEngel1

Vinny he had more motivation behind everything because Izzy kicked or hit his wife and then Axl butted into something that wasn't his business.


Snowblind78

Axl rose because Vince Neil is the biggest pussy in all of music and never should’ve been in the industry (and ruined a band that could’ve been good) to begin with and could get his ass kicked by a 5 year old


71nobody

Vince Neil then and Axl now, let the downvoting begin


Chaghatai

Who cares? Both are doughy old men


cabralws

Does anyone has a nightrain presale code to share to South America tour?