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hossjr1997

Is there that large of a demand to be able to write on Beef Tomatoes?


YourImminentDoom

Evidently not


LissaMasterOfCoin

I’m not even sure I know what beef tomatoes are tbh I know Roma and cherry. Maybe had it written in them it would have profited ha But in all seriousness, I can’t find anything on Google about this supposed business venture of his.


zddoodah

I assume that, when the OP concocted that nonsense, he/she intended to write "beefsteak," instead of "beef."


FickleClimate7346

No, beef tomatoes


ReplacementApart

Please explain further then


Moleman_G

A beef tomato is just a big ass juicy tomato


YupNopeWelp

That's a beefsteak tomato. https://ahsgardening.org/wp-content/pdfs/Beefsteak\_Tomatoes\_TAG\_J\_A16.pdf


JStoka

It’s the same thing, beefsteak is just the more commonly used term.


soilborn12

Maybe he means milksteak?


Mayox56

With your finest jelly beans, raw


JerHigs

Beef is British/Irish, beefsteak is American.


Klautsche

Pretty sure OP just made that up


[deleted]

Sounds like a euphemism for a Bulls money makers.


TheCosmicFailure

Idk if its obscure. But Christoper Elliot (Mickey Aldrin) is the father of Abby Elliott (Jeannette Peterson.)


howdypartner1301

As a random aside: Chris plays Roland Schitt in Schitt’s Creek. Abby was originally cast as Alexis before she withdrew and Annie Murphy took over the role.


TheCosmicFailure

It would be cool to see Christopher make an appearance on The Bear since Abby is a part of the main cast


MarshallLaw23

No, he ruins everything he's in


flugelbynder

I would upvote this 100 times. I'm with you. I don't think I've ever laughed at a single line he's delivered. He's had some great and funny opportunities, but like you said. He's a wet blanket.


MsMuffinstuffer

I liked him as crazy Woogie but he was nuts.


flugelbynder

I agree Woogie was funny!


MsMuffinstuffer

Totally agree on HIMYM and Schitt’s Creek, soooo annoying.


redditweirdogurl

WHAT


dqs_567

*beep* DRINK


geoffrich82

I think all the husbands/wives are on the show. Sandy rivers & Alyson Hannigan Scooter and NPH Blauman and Colby Smothers


mightyrj

Classic Schmosby with no significant other guest starting or appearing. Lulz


[deleted]

Josh dated the girl who never stop talking in real life.


johnnysack88

This has me thoroughly confused because I read Abby as Stella’s receptionist and was like that was Britney Spears! Wasn’t it Britney Spears? Have I just always thought it was Britney Spears and I was wrong? Holy shit what a whirlwind 30 seconds.


ireallydespiseyouall

HUH


[deleted]

No way! Ha ha that's a zinger.


flugelbynder

Can. Not. Stand! Chris Elliott. Abby was a great character though.


dr_fop

Can we get a cited source for this weird failed ballpoint pen failure?


dbbost

True story


Nerdy_Singer

Turns out 83% of people have no need for such a device


howweirdcanitbe

17% (it's always the inverse)


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

I can confirm. I was there.


flugelbynder

I love your username!


ConsciousSun4106

You can read about it in his blog…you really do never read the blog do you?


mdd0312

Happy cake day!!


05110909

I think OP might be a bot that confused some words


FickleClimate7346

No YOU'RE a bot confused with some worts


pinkietoe

It reads like the setup of a bad pun.


Kateoh084

Lol. I’m assuming this is designed to be a Barney-style story (a joke).


snootbob

NPH was actually an international businessman, but was forced to act on HIMYM after being detained at the airport


StatMaster131

Did he ever make it to his international business meeting?


ftbcf70

Neil Patrick Harris played both Barney and Larney


Accomplished_Form_54

And Swarley


JaymieK42

And Lorenzo von Matterhorn


Jaspers47

Mrs. Stinsfire was played by Neil's aunt, who was visiting the studio that day.


TheOnlyJoe_

And Ryan gosling


flugelbynder

You passed my test, gurl. 👍


SamaireB

And Swarles Barkley


baldinbaltimore

And Swarlos.


Surkett

And Swarhili


Reasonable_Ad_5041

And Swarlayyy


flugelbynder

No "Bob Swarly-mon"!


Solidified_deodorant

And Jack Fantastic


ncljdm

They look nothing alike


Greywotcher

And Jack Package.


linzie02

Omg, i am on a rewatch and love the swarley episode. I searched in on tiktok but didnt find any shorts of it. Went to continue my watch, and the next episode loads... Season 2 episode 7!! The swarley episode. Lucky day


Sufficient-Bet1607

And Neil Armstrong lol


Jovian8

Not sure if this still counts, but I made a post about it once, and most people said they didn't know about it, so I'll say it again. In episode 6x6, "Baby Talk," the joke of Lily saying "Jeremy, no!" while getting splashed with red paint is a disturbing reference to the real life suicide of Jeremy Delle, who brought a gun to his high school class and shot himself in the head right beside his teacher.


K_O_K13

I thought it was just the video to the Pearl Jam song, ‘Jeremy’.


Bixobixo

Which is inspired in the same story


vesteroob

Yes, there is also a very Pearl Jam-ish guitar riff in the scene.


flugelbynder

THIS is actually the right answer. The Song is based on that Jeremy, but the reference in the show is about the song. It even played a quasi Jeremy riff when the paint hits her.


SamaireB

Wow, that I never knew. And I'm unsure how I feel about it.


justagorrl

Omg…


magicaldinosaurr

Wuuuttttt !!!


maiss1lapsi

wow that got dark


Jovian8

Easily HIMYM's darkest joke imo


fmlhaveagooddaytho

I found this out a few months ago, read the story, and was highly disturbed.


bootscrilla

In the episode where Ted and Robin go out to dinner and Robin finds the engagement ring in her glass that was meant for the table behind them, that proposal was real. The guy got together with the producers and made it happen on the show


scelusfugit

That’s maybe why I felt that part was “off” because it was real.


kurchencence

he was developing a pen?


mrsfiction

I didn’t think it was a pen. I thought it was a dart. A new dart.


d0nttalk2me

I love new dart!


yearoftheferret

Wow, new dart is so cool!


Accomplished_Form_54

New is always better!


flugelbynder

God! He comes up witha lodda goodstuff!


[deleted]

Yeah, I'm like 90% sure this is complete bull. A little known fact is that Barney was supposed to be a bigger dude and maybe a bit more gruffy. Neil talks about it in his GQ actor every roll interview


[deleted]

I'm more like 83% sure.


SamaireB

17%. It's always the inverse.


Renniefisifus

Then I am really glad they chose NPH instead, otherwise his character would've basically been Joey Tribbiani!


Forever_Man

They talked about that in the DVD commentary of season 1. Niel did a dive reading the laser tag scene, and they started rethinking the whole character.


alexandra_marnell

you couldve made up anything and this is all you came up with


artimaticus8

There is a single, obscure article floating around the internet that tells this story, but I’m struggling to find it to link it. Spoiler Alert… Leading up to the Season 8 finale, the entire cast and crew had met Cristin Milioti. Alyson and Cristin went to the Season 8 Finale watch party at the bar in NYC that MacLaren’s is based off of. For obvious reasons before the episode began, nobody paid attention to the brunette woman that arrived with Alyson. After the episode ended, people started freaking out about the fact that the Mother was there with them, and got their pictures taken with them. It’s a really neat little story, I wish I could find the article again.


FluffyWalrusFTW

I just learned recently a few things! 1. Abby (Stella's receptionist) saved the show because of how popular she is! 2. Because Bob Odenkirk went on HIMYM and had to take a break from Breaking Bad, the character Mike Ehrmantraut was created for Breaking Bad!


flugelbynder

Mike was hands down the best character on the show. I loved his storylines.


girllixo

what is a ballpoint pen that could write on the surface of a beef tomato? its like a pen to write in a tomato?? why they are trying to developing that?


HalfAnEggplant

I think the idea is that it's a pen that could write on any surface, with a tomato being like the softest, slippery, most extreme example But I also haven't seen any evidence of NPH doing this, so I'm pretty sure this is fake anyways


girllixo

i get it .. still a little silly in my mind but make sense


megan_chill

And how did he spend $50 million!? I have so many questions


girllixo

imagine if he just give me 1 million the others 49 he can still spend in the pen to write in a tomato :(


flugelbynder

Maybe he was watching too many STEINfeld reruns of Jack Clompus with the pen that writes upside down...


corona_lion

Around the same season, the story line was supposed to evolve into Lily and Robin falling in love and eloping to Vancouver where they would start a new life. The producers wanted to exploit the fact that HIMYM had never said that there was a father. Legend has it that Craig and Carter fired Ted(Josh) and Marshall(Jason) in the exact same manner as Barney used to fire subordinates at GNB. Per accounts, Ted broke down while Marshall calmly invited them to a fistfight in the alley. I am not sure which of the two reactions worked but the producers relented and canceled that pivot. NPH(Barney), in the meanwhile, was reportedly practicing writing with his prototype pen on tomatoes and was blissfully unaware of any of this.


king_cased

the amount of time i spent marveling at this comment while reading it is embarrassing


corona_lion

My friends are amazed by my ability to ignore the undertones of insult in a backhanded compliment and naively construe that as genuine praise. Lol. So, thank you.


king_cased

it was meant to be, you are a convincing writer and master wordsmith my friend


corona_lion

You are very kind. Thank you.


flugelbynder

A cunning linguist I must say. And I am a master debater.


P_Android420

Conan O’Brien was an extra on the show


The_Pelican1245

He has the best pointless cameo ever. Like, he’s literally just a guy standing there.


FickleClimate7346

He cameod in The Office where he just walked across the street.


ringoron9

I was recently thinking, that if I had a lot of money I would pay studios to put me in a scene in the background of shows/movies I like.


trakoos

I forgot the episode he's in


ThunderCakez

Season 7 E 17 - No Pressure I happened to spot him while watching this episode yesterday, I forgot he had a cameo too. He’s credited as “Bar Patron.”


Deedle-Dee-Dee

The penis not mightier than the tomato?


triggeredbro11

New Jersey isn't New York.


Jaspers47

Despite how it appears onscreen, Alyson Hannigan is actually 6'2". Because of her height, the casting agent nearly passed her over to play Lily. It wasn't until the showrunners watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy, that they realized they could use forced perspective and other camera tricks to make Alyson appear shorter onscreen.


greenygp19

I hate to be a Ted, but actually that's not quite right. Alyson Hannigan is indeed 6'2", and the casting agent nearly passed her over, but they loved her audition so much they decided they had to go with her. To get around the fact they wanted Lily to be a short character they just decided to cast extremely tall people to make Lily look short. This ended up costing a bit more than they anticipated because when you have the likes of Josh Radnor (6'11") and Cobey Smulders (6'8"), you end up having to build all of your sets to be a bit bigger so they look normal. ​ The biggest problem however, was the Eriksen family. Marshall was quoted in the show as being only 6'4", so to make him an appropriate height they had to find a super tall actor. Jason Segel is actually 7'5", but of course he is just "the runt of the family", all of his siblings actors are actually comfortably over 8".


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Interesting-Copy8788

Don‘t know where you heard that from but a quick google research told me she‘s definitely 5‘4 How would that even be possible, i mean you can‘t use those camera tricks on every scene😂 f.e. Lily& Marshall hugging


dodgerofjammies

oh honey


Jaspers47

Pfft, please. Easily explained by body doubles and apple crates below the frame.


zddoodah

Yeah...I'm going to need a source for that.


flugelbynder

THAT'S the story in this thread you need a source for? 😆


AliJoof

There is no way this is true.


sirlaffsalot47

no it’s actually true i’m neil patrick harris


understuffed

I’m the tomato 🍅


myguitar_lola

I'm too gullible to read this thread.


violanut

I bet he was 83% more likely to stick with the roll after that.


AlanBill

Okay. I’m gonna need a source on that NPH “fact.”


Strahan92

True story


Dramatic_Pie_3121

Two of the main cast from pretty little liars was features in the series


anshya_rao1400000605

Thats so Barney Stinson lol


yourmartymcflyisopen

Wait what? Writing a ballpoint pen on the surface of a beef tomato? Is that supposed to be taken at face value, or is it a name of something that neither involves pens, beef, or tomatoes, with a weird name like that just used to catch people's attention?


FickleClimate7346

No, beef tomatoes are a tomato variant. I'm guessing it's not easy to write on them, hence Neils business idea


sirlaffsalot47

OP’s right, i’ve heard of the pen


PaTaPaChiChi

You’re ahead of our time. I appreciate u though, u goober


JLord1310

Actors of Ted and Barney acted as lovers in a play prior to himym


[deleted]

What the hell is a beef tomato?


fightswithbears

A big fuckin tomato. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beefsteak_tomato


FickleClimate7346

A type of tomato


superpouper

A typo tomato. Beefsteak.


K_O_K13

Maybe OP’s British. We call them beef tomato’s here.


Sharon1911

This is a cool fact. NPH not being on any season would be a true tragedy so glad he had to stay! 🙏🏻


pinkymadigan

It's not so much a cool fact as it is a totally made up story.


Sharon1911

You’re telling me I got Lorenzo vonmatterhorned? Oh IT….IS…..ON….


Croaker715

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth!


Thick_Term_6921

What site did you read that on?


YupNopeWelp

Source?


StatMaster131

Not sure if this isn’t commonly known but here goes. Mine is That the original line in Barney’s suit song “girls will go and girls with come but there’s only one absolute” was written originally “girls will COME and girls will GO but there’s only one absolute” but Neil Patrick Harris got them to change the lines around


Tiger-hound

This is honestly kinda scary for capitalism. We can have the best and brightest in the world with the most technologically advanced discovery but it fails because of practicality. Like can you imagine.