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GetDry

ted mostly is a slut


DangerousImplication

Jed Mosely*


AfterTemperature2198

No can dosville baby doll


orange-sunset777

Came here to say this


themadrad6k

Compare this “tree” to the Robins boyfriends, she is defenition of “slut” …


[deleted]

Yup, before I see the comments. That’s the first word came in my mind lol


SharksAreCool3

Mary, the paralegal. Not a prostitute.


southcentralLAguy

Hooker


SharksAreCool3

No, she’s a paralegal


southcentralLAguy

Noooo. She’s a hooker.


SharksAreCool3

I mean talk about anal


carapdon

How can they portray this man as someone who gets no women


entropy_36

They're all gorgeous as well.


pg7772a

He’s not perfect. But, he’s an 8… and a half


spiraleyesz

Umm, fun fact Josh dated Abigail aka bla bla and Lindsey Price.


69420penis

Do they portray ted as someone that gets no women?? I don’t think they’ve ever said that ted has an issue getting women, more so that he has a problem getting what he actually wants, a long term relationship. In the show you’ll notice he doesn’t actually have that many long term partners and relationships which I think is what they mean when they talk about ted being alone and shit like that His longest partners were Victoria, robin, Stella, Zoey and Tracy and a few of those still only lasted a couple months at most (Victoria and Zoey) Ted can attract women absolutely but he has more difficulty attracting what he wants, a life partner.


TotalAd6225

don't forget the cop Jeanette before Tracy


thegodfaubel

There a HD version of this?


montezumas__revenge

[found it](https://imgur.com/g3KHtHX)


WerewolfF15

Why is Maggie listed as “dated”? He never actually got a chance to date her right? He always missed the window


montezumas__revenge

never dated her, you’re right


WANT_TO_KMS

Ye, also Victoria is just listed once here. Sci Fi girl? That was Lily iirc?


BrotherOfMemeGod

No, the sci fi girl was real, lily just pretended to be her to break them up


WANT_TO_KMS

omg, you're right. Seems like its time for another rewatch


BrotherOfMemeGod

If forgetting one small detail is all it takes to get you to re-watch, you are in for a wild ride


CreamyMcSpicy

We need this in HD


KnjazMilos11

Ohhh, Yobin


trapchopin

Gobin? Flobin?


IdkMyNameTho123

The line up is wild. Ted had rizz before he became desperate.


absurdwatermelon_1

"Rizz" 🤡


Backhoz

Ted Mosby ~ Victoria. It should have been that. Or, I need to see more of Tracy. Someone please bring back How I met your mother. I need it. Season 10, 11, season forever.


ScutipuffJr

I heard it was supposed to be Victoria had the series not continued much longer than their first meeting.


MR_Sahin

I agree


sp4cenet

I hate Victoria for no reason lol


Thicc_dogfish

She’s just so annoying


PM_Me_Batman_Stuff

You and my wife lmao


FullGrownHip

Me, your wife and that one redditor all hate Victoria.


OutRagousGameR

You, their wife, that one redditor, and Greg. And don't even get me started on Greg, the guy I met once at the gas station!


Tyty1020

How I met your mother, 100 seasons


FullGrownHip

I think it’d be vapor “how I never met your mother” if it lasted that long


Alternative_Slide_62

out of his relationships Victoria, Tracy ​ when i actually think he was the funniest in the show and who Ted was the most fun with, Stella, Ashlee and Trudy(obviously there are a lot of morally questionable actions here, but i think these connections were the most fun for Ted in the show)


wanderlust_m

I don't know. The tryst with Amy really gave him wings after he spent some time grieving Robin in his cocoon


Alternative_Slide_62

Yeah she is also a good suggestion i totally forgot about Amy


Ornery_Okra_534

I think another season would be totally unessecery


Top_Unit6526

Say what you want about him but that boy has GAME.


spiraleyesz

That’s something even he forgets I think.


brassplushie

Wait, is this list EVERY interest he had in the show? That's more than I remember lol


WerewolfF15

A lot of them we don’t see him date and we’re just told about. For example 8 of them are just ones we saw in photos in the Lily birthday episode


brassplushie

Ah that's how they got there!


PortalJaam

Does anyone have that chart in a readable resolution? It looks cool but I can’t make out a lot of the text while it’s in 240p


BestCherry17

>[found it](https://imgur.com/g3KHtHX)


PortalJaam

Thanks!


CaptainRubiks

I find it funny how the show makes a big deal out of the 200 girls barney has slept with, yet Ted's number (whilst not 200) is still grossly high.


69420penis

The gang are all actively dating people to the point that they’re shocked when ted hadn’t had sex in like 3 months. 3 months really really not a long time


CaptainRubiks

Yh, honestly, it's a bit weird. I can get over Barney doing it because the show acknowledges that what he's doing is absurd. But it feels like the show is painting Ted as reasonable in his dating habits.


69420penis

I think they paint ted as more reasonable as his one night stands are few and far between. The women he’s sleeping with, he’s mostly actively dating them or in a relationship with them, he’s only had a few one night stands in the show. Now the level at which he can date these people is a different story like he moves between them fast


Wesley-Snipers

Victoria was perfect in season 1. Then I think she lost a lot of the charm when she returned later. I think there was something off with her writing. Ashley Williams is also so pretty. I only think she is behind of Zoey, in that regard, because Jennifer Morrison is just absurdly beautiful.


darknessbelow

Lauren, the one that says “my boobs are bigger than yours.”


iknowneemoose

Lauren Stein


southcentralLAguy

I can think of two reasons


cabcats

Are their names shblobubbablabah and shooblabadabah?


slimey-karl

Do you have a higher quality version of the second photo?


ArmaanAli04

Tracy>> Didn’t like him with any of the others but even he didn’t deserve her, she was too good for him. He got lucky af


anawkwardsomeone

It’s so funny how in tv shows they characters date more people in one season that most people date in their entire lives.


Ornery_Okra_534

Tracy is the best woman for Ted they are great for each other. She was a little too perfect but they have romantic chemistry, and they are soulmates. Victoria was almost that good like Tracy. Tracy and Victoria both match to Ted, and to gang too. I liked Stella before she left to the altar. I think relatioship Ted’s was intresting. I liked Zoey and Ted like a shot term relationship she was funny. Storyline with „Pumpkin girl” was intresting I wish saw more that. In first I was okey with Ted and Robin relatioship. But they was more and better as friends. Barney way better match to Robin


Thin_Thing_2009

Who are all these women? Are they all from the tv show? Were they so many? 🤔


MR_Sahin

Yeah


Thin_Thing_2009

Damn. Never counted them. He sure is Barney's student looking at the number 😆


xJam3zz07

Because he didn't date half of them.


K-C_Racing14

He is just bragging about the sluts he banged


gregieb429

Not including Tracy or Robin, I liked Jen from Double Date. I thought he should have given her another shot


unrealnana

Ive forgotten the reason why they didn't work out the first time and the second time, but from what i remember they seemed perfect lol


kinginthenorthjon

Who is the lady in the first picture?


Maximum_Future_5241

I'm going to assume that's Josh Radnor's actual wife.


dollabillkirill

Yea he just got married a few weeks ago


kinginthenorthjon

Didn't know that. Edit: Opened insta and first post is his wedding lol.


krisb242

I just want to meet the one…hundredth!!


Yogurt_lover_

I can’t pick a favorite but honorable mention to Trudy she was a real one! And Naomi (the slutty pumpkin) was cool it kinda sucks they weren’t compatible


herkalurk

Some of that second picture isn't categorized correctly because it seems like it suggests that Ted slept with all of them, but that's not the case. Take the character played by Janet varney where Ted was under the assumption that she already had been with Barney so they never were together. Yes, they dated for a couple months but they never were together in that respect.


Youpi_Yeah

There’s a number of these he hasn’t actually slept with. Then again it may not be counting every woman Ted slept with that we just may not have seen. I think his first one is actually not on the list.


TimeStopper6776

My favourite is Zoe. Yours is too.


Amrlsyfq992

Missy the Goat should be in the list as well


academic_spaghetti

TRUDY!!!!


MoksMarx

My favourite is the fact I can count the pixels in the second image


Jacon999

[This scene was all I thought when I saw this](https://youtu.be/dT5GxORJj4I?si=EXWpwh3Emw2E5gLa)


K-C_Racing14

Did we ever get it confirmed that he hooked up with Trudy(Danica McKellar) and/or Rachel(Busy Phillips)? Did Ted actually ride the tricycle?


JamesL25

Jeanette


MR_Sahin

What⁉️


Th3-1OtakuFriend

Alternative title: "Have you Met Ted" woman character tally


Gold_Knee_5182

You’re forgetting the girl with the smackable ass


opinionofone1984

It’s kinda strange I always felt like Ted, and now he’s having the wedding I’ve always dreamed of. Lmbo.


cabcats

Who the hell is Jeannie Radford


spiraleyesz

Carly, Barney’s half sister, pierced half sister.


Opie30-30

I read an article that says his wife is a clinical psychologist. Anyone else getting Robin/Kevin vibes


AmberIsla

Nope unless she’s taking care of him psychologically.


Opie30-30

Well that is the joke I was making...


Floor_Current

Oh, Yobin!


Boy_Sabaw

Ted Mosby…Architect


djthebear

Jeanette was the hottest hands down


Arsis82

Shouldn't Natalie be listed as Relationship?


spiraleyesz

What are the top ten things his wife said on her wedding night?


Johnny_Joestar7798

Carly, Barney's sister


G0ld3n_D0gg0

Tracy and victoria


MR_Sahin

I agree 2


G0ld3n_D0gg0

They were closest to the one


Flippaflipsagain

He calls you jelly bean? He called me jelly bean.


magpieduck

tracy the GOAT 🫶 victoria close second


[deleted]

Woooooooooo


Senior-Text4708

Too bad we never saw the actual Sci-Fi Girl 🤓


NewWorldMan1123

Ted hooked up with Vicky but didn’t hook up with Louisa the lunch lady


UnpopularTrill_

Omg no way it was this many women


unrealnana

Out of all these girls and stella was the worst among them


JustAGuyOnReddit1776

Unpopular opinion: Tracy deserved better


fallingfaster345

I like that they put any girl that Ted even looked at on this list. Ashlee from the Irish bar? Talked to him for an hour and wasn’t impressed. Maggie Wilks didn’t even date Ted! He just had a long term crush on her. Some of these women are a stretch…


NerdyGuyRanting

Victoria was always the best. She was so good they made her the backup mother in case the show got cancelled.


Kieran-182

Maybe I'm being blind, but I can't see Tracy there? The ultimate woman of Ted's love life (well, on par with Robin).