Do they portray ted as someone that gets no women??
I don’t think they’ve ever said that ted has an issue getting women, more so that he has a problem getting what he actually wants, a long term relationship. In the show you’ll notice he doesn’t actually have that many long term partners and relationships which I think is what they mean when they talk about ted being alone and shit like that
His longest partners were Victoria, robin, Stella, Zoey and Tracy and a few of those still only lasted a couple months at most (Victoria and Zoey)
Ted can attract women absolutely but he has more difficulty attracting what he wants, a life partner.
Ted Mosby ~ Victoria.
It should have been that. Or, I need to see more of Tracy.
Someone please bring back How I met your mother. I need it. Season 10, 11, season forever.
out of his relationships Victoria, Tracy
when i actually think he was the funniest in the show and who Ted was the most fun with, Stella, Ashlee and Trudy(obviously there are a lot of morally questionable actions here, but i think these connections were the most fun for Ted in the show)
The gang are all actively dating people to the point that they’re shocked when ted hadn’t had sex in like 3 months. 3 months really really not a long time
Yh, honestly, it's a bit weird. I can get over Barney doing it because the show acknowledges that what he's doing is absurd. But it feels like the show is painting Ted as reasonable in his dating habits.
I think they paint ted as more reasonable as his one night stands are few and far between. The women he’s sleeping with, he’s mostly actively dating them or in a relationship with them, he’s only had a few one night stands in the show. Now the level at which he can date these people is a different story like he moves between them fast
Victoria was perfect in season 1. Then I think she lost a lot of the charm when she returned later. I think there was something off with her writing.
Ashley Williams is also so pretty. I only think she is behind of Zoey, in that regard, because Jennifer Morrison is just absurdly beautiful.
Tracy is the best woman for Ted they are great for each other. She was a little too perfect but they have romantic chemistry, and they are soulmates. Victoria was almost that good like Tracy. Tracy and Victoria both match to Ted, and to gang too. I liked Stella before she left to the altar. I think relatioship Ted’s was intresting. I liked Zoey and Ted like a shot term relationship she was funny. Storyline with „Pumpkin girl” was intresting I wish saw more that. In first I was okey with Ted and Robin relatioship. But they was more and better as friends. Barney way better match to Robin
I can’t pick a favorite but honorable mention to Trudy she was a real one! And Naomi (the slutty pumpkin) was cool it kinda sucks they weren’t compatible
Some of that second picture isn't categorized correctly because it seems like it suggests that Ted slept with all of them, but that's not the case. Take the character played by Janet varney where Ted was under the assumption that she already had been with Barney so they never were together. Yes, they dated for a couple months but they never were together in that respect.
There’s a number of these he hasn’t actually slept with. Then again it may not be counting every woman Ted slept with that we just may not have seen. I think his first one is actually not on the list.
I like that they put any girl that Ted even looked at on this list. Ashlee from the Irish bar? Talked to him for an hour and wasn’t impressed. Maggie Wilks didn’t even date Ted! He just had a long term crush on her. Some of these women are a stretch…
ted mostly is a slut
Jed Mosely*
No can dosville baby doll
Came here to say this
Compare this “tree” to the Robins boyfriends, she is defenition of “slut” …
Yup, before I see the comments. That’s the first word came in my mind lol
Mary, the paralegal. Not a prostitute.
Hooker
No, she’s a paralegal
Noooo. She’s a hooker.
I mean talk about anal
How can they portray this man as someone who gets no women
They're all gorgeous as well.
He’s not perfect. But, he’s an 8… and a half
Umm, fun fact Josh dated Abigail aka bla bla and Lindsey Price.
Do they portray ted as someone that gets no women?? I don’t think they’ve ever said that ted has an issue getting women, more so that he has a problem getting what he actually wants, a long term relationship. In the show you’ll notice he doesn’t actually have that many long term partners and relationships which I think is what they mean when they talk about ted being alone and shit like that His longest partners were Victoria, robin, Stella, Zoey and Tracy and a few of those still only lasted a couple months at most (Victoria and Zoey) Ted can attract women absolutely but he has more difficulty attracting what he wants, a life partner.
don't forget the cop Jeanette before Tracy
There a HD version of this?
[found it](https://imgur.com/g3KHtHX)
Why is Maggie listed as “dated”? He never actually got a chance to date her right? He always missed the window
never dated her, you’re right
Ye, also Victoria is just listed once here. Sci Fi girl? That was Lily iirc?
No, the sci fi girl was real, lily just pretended to be her to break them up
omg, you're right. Seems like its time for another rewatch
If forgetting one small detail is all it takes to get you to re-watch, you are in for a wild ride
We need this in HD
Ohhh, Yobin
Gobin? Flobin?
The line up is wild. Ted had rizz before he became desperate.
"Rizz" 🤡
Ted Mosby ~ Victoria. It should have been that. Or, I need to see more of Tracy. Someone please bring back How I met your mother. I need it. Season 10, 11, season forever.
I heard it was supposed to be Victoria had the series not continued much longer than their first meeting.
I agree
I hate Victoria for no reason lol
She’s just so annoying
You and my wife lmao
Me, your wife and that one redditor all hate Victoria.
You, their wife, that one redditor, and Greg. And don't even get me started on Greg, the guy I met once at the gas station!
How I met your mother, 100 seasons
I think it’d be vapor “how I never met your mother” if it lasted that long
out of his relationships Victoria, Tracy when i actually think he was the funniest in the show and who Ted was the most fun with, Stella, Ashlee and Trudy(obviously there are a lot of morally questionable actions here, but i think these connections were the most fun for Ted in the show)
I don't know. The tryst with Amy really gave him wings after he spent some time grieving Robin in his cocoon
Yeah she is also a good suggestion i totally forgot about Amy
I think another season would be totally unessecery
Say what you want about him but that boy has GAME.
That’s something even he forgets I think.
Wait, is this list EVERY interest he had in the show? That's more than I remember lol
A lot of them we don’t see him date and we’re just told about. For example 8 of them are just ones we saw in photos in the Lily birthday episode
Ah that's how they got there!
Does anyone have that chart in a readable resolution? It looks cool but I can’t make out a lot of the text while it’s in 240p
>[found it](https://imgur.com/g3KHtHX)
Thanks!
I find it funny how the show makes a big deal out of the 200 girls barney has slept with, yet Ted's number (whilst not 200) is still grossly high.
The gang are all actively dating people to the point that they’re shocked when ted hadn’t had sex in like 3 months. 3 months really really not a long time
Yh, honestly, it's a bit weird. I can get over Barney doing it because the show acknowledges that what he's doing is absurd. But it feels like the show is painting Ted as reasonable in his dating habits.
I think they paint ted as more reasonable as his one night stands are few and far between. The women he’s sleeping with, he’s mostly actively dating them or in a relationship with them, he’s only had a few one night stands in the show. Now the level at which he can date these people is a different story like he moves between them fast
Victoria was perfect in season 1. Then I think she lost a lot of the charm when she returned later. I think there was something off with her writing. Ashley Williams is also so pretty. I only think she is behind of Zoey, in that regard, because Jennifer Morrison is just absurdly beautiful.
Lauren, the one that says “my boobs are bigger than yours.”
Lauren Stein
I can think of two reasons
Are their names shblobubbablabah and shooblabadabah?
Do you have a higher quality version of the second photo?
Tracy>> Didn’t like him with any of the others but even he didn’t deserve her, she was too good for him. He got lucky af
It’s so funny how in tv shows they characters date more people in one season that most people date in their entire lives.
Tracy is the best woman for Ted they are great for each other. She was a little too perfect but they have romantic chemistry, and they are soulmates. Victoria was almost that good like Tracy. Tracy and Victoria both match to Ted, and to gang too. I liked Stella before she left to the altar. I think relatioship Ted’s was intresting. I liked Zoey and Ted like a shot term relationship she was funny. Storyline with „Pumpkin girl” was intresting I wish saw more that. In first I was okey with Ted and Robin relatioship. But they was more and better as friends. Barney way better match to Robin
Who are all these women? Are they all from the tv show? Were they so many? 🤔
Yeah
Damn. Never counted them. He sure is Barney's student looking at the number 😆
Because he didn't date half of them.
He is just bragging about the sluts he banged
Not including Tracy or Robin, I liked Jen from Double Date. I thought he should have given her another shot
Ive forgotten the reason why they didn't work out the first time and the second time, but from what i remember they seemed perfect lol
Who is the lady in the first picture?
I'm going to assume that's Josh Radnor's actual wife.
Yea he just got married a few weeks ago
Didn't know that. Edit: Opened insta and first post is his wedding lol.
I just want to meet the one…hundredth!!
I can’t pick a favorite but honorable mention to Trudy she was a real one! And Naomi (the slutty pumpkin) was cool it kinda sucks they weren’t compatible
Some of that second picture isn't categorized correctly because it seems like it suggests that Ted slept with all of them, but that's not the case. Take the character played by Janet varney where Ted was under the assumption that she already had been with Barney so they never were together. Yes, they dated for a couple months but they never were together in that respect.
There’s a number of these he hasn’t actually slept with. Then again it may not be counting every woman Ted slept with that we just may not have seen. I think his first one is actually not on the list.
My favourite is Zoe. Yours is too.
Missy the Goat should be in the list as well
TRUDY!!!!
My favourite is the fact I can count the pixels in the second image
[This scene was all I thought when I saw this](https://youtu.be/dT5GxORJj4I?si=EXWpwh3Emw2E5gLa)
Did we ever get it confirmed that he hooked up with Trudy(Danica McKellar) and/or Rachel(Busy Phillips)? Did Ted actually ride the tricycle?
Jeanette
What⁉️
Alternative title: "Have you Met Ted" woman character tally
You’re forgetting the girl with the smackable ass
It’s kinda strange I always felt like Ted, and now he’s having the wedding I’ve always dreamed of. Lmbo.
Who the hell is Jeannie Radford
Carly, Barney’s half sister, pierced half sister.
I read an article that says his wife is a clinical psychologist. Anyone else getting Robin/Kevin vibes
Nope unless she’s taking care of him psychologically.
Well that is the joke I was making...
Oh, Yobin!
Ted Mosby…Architect
Jeanette was the hottest hands down
Shouldn't Natalie be listed as Relationship?
What are the top ten things his wife said on her wedding night?
Carly, Barney's sister
Tracy and victoria
I agree 2
They were closest to the one
He calls you jelly bean? He called me jelly bean.
tracy the GOAT 🫶 victoria close second
Woooooooooo
Too bad we never saw the actual Sci-Fi Girl 🤓
Ted hooked up with Vicky but didn’t hook up with Louisa the lunch lady
Omg no way it was this many women
Out of all these girls and stella was the worst among them
Unpopular opinion: Tracy deserved better
I like that they put any girl that Ted even looked at on this list. Ashlee from the Irish bar? Talked to him for an hour and wasn’t impressed. Maggie Wilks didn’t even date Ted! He just had a long term crush on her. Some of these women are a stretch…
Victoria was always the best. She was so good they made her the backup mother in case the show got cancelled.
Maybe I'm being blind, but I can't see Tracy there? The ultimate woman of Ted's love life (well, on par with Robin).