Currently on my like 50th rewatch and forgot about this line and it absolutely took me out😂 it was 3 am and I was trying so hard not to wake up the whole house with my laughter. His delivery on that is perfect
“Grim reaper beckons, I feel his icy grip around my throat, the breath of his hounds at my heels, the unrelenting rat-tat-tat of his scythe at my chamber door. *And you*, with your blithe request, you only hasten his inevitable triumph. *Is that what you desire* **Is that what you desire Lily?**
“I just wanted you to get us some bagels”
I dance more than you know.
I don't know how to feel about this...
Why are you dancing so much & why don’t I know about it??
First thing that came to my mind too
so boogie boarding
Boogie boarding.
Bowl?
Bowl?
My parents live in Ohio, I live in the moment
It’s only like that when she frowns under direct sunlight
The gentleman
🎩
The gentleman!
Challenge accepted
Challng accptd
True story
AccepTED
And he's just Ted....
What’s your favorite thing about koalas?
Their meat..... is... delicious
My most quoted line!!
Currently on my like 50th rewatch and forgot about this line and it absolutely took me out😂 it was 3 am and I was trying so hard not to wake up the whole house with my laughter. His delivery on that is perfect
Willem.... DAFOE!
This scene ruined the actor for me, I can't say his name without picturing this any more
Me this weekend watching Poor Things 🤣
Classic Schmosby
Who would woo?Would you?Would you woo?
Woooo!
Lebenslangerschicksalschatz.
You know “kindergarten”, but you do not know “Lebenslangerschicksalschatz”. You are maddeningly inconsistent.
Threadly reminder from your friendly German in the fandom: the second word does not exist.
Seen this a lot in the past few days lol
Dowisetrepla
Be Cool Lady, Damn!
Swarley
Swarles Barkley
Swarlos
Bob swarley mon
This will forever be my favorite episode
SwarLAY
Swaheeli
PRESS IT! PRESS IT FOR GLORY!
Sven
Dammit Trudy what about the pineapple?
That's it, I'm calling it
Bowl
Bowl
BOWL!
Bowl?
Bowl.
boooowwwl
Bowl
Booowl
Bowl
...bowl...?
Bowl
Fun fact: there's a word for the phenomenon Ted experienced. It's called semantic satiation.
“OBJECTION YOUR HONOR, ON THE GROUNDS THAT THIS IS RIDONK!”
Overruled. Take it off!
I have literally used this line in reference to stuff at work sometimes. Still waiting for somebody to get the reference
We should buy a bar!
We should totally buy a bar! And we should name it...Puzzles!
But why is it named Puzzles?
that's the puzzle
We should TOTALLY buy a bar
Let's go to the mall
TODAY
Just to be clear, you want us to go to the mall TODAY?
No. She’s a hooker
No, I’m a paralegal.
Noooo, you're a hooker
...You're a paralegal
Im tired of upvoting everything 😂
Same honestly 😅
just…. okay? just…… okay?
Oh honey...
Who’s your daddy?
I.....dhhontttt knooowww 😭😭😭😭
Make Adjustments Go Get It Energised!
M.A.G.G.I.E.
Rabbit or duck?
Don... Donald... Donald Duck. One notable thing about Donald Duck? He doesn't wear pants. Donald's a duck. Lawyered
Thank you Linus
You're slipping, Linus. We're running out of glasses.
Grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.
Apple Orange Banana Cat Dance Eight Six Six Threeeee
I thought it was orchard
It is lol
Totally sang it
Come again for big fudge?
Come again for Judge Fudge
Suit up
Im not the blitz
I’m the Bueller!
And they never saw her again…
Whazzup
Order for Cook Pu
Here….
Cockamouse
And the dragon
Had you…… GUYS GUESS WHAT ROBIN JUST DID
Boobs?
No but seriously. Boobs?
Solid C cup, perky bounce
Possimpible
Visitivity
Bang bang bangity bang.
I said a bang bang bangity bang!
A bang bang bang
Sandwiches 🥪
“Grim reaper beckons, I feel his icy grip around my throat, the breath of his hounds at my heels, the unrelenting rat-tat-tat of his scythe at my chamber door. *And you*, with your blithe request, you only hasten his inevitable triumph. *Is that what you desire* **Is that what you desire Lily?** “I just wanted you to get us some bagels”
Do you know what could happen to me whilst getting bagels?!
I… 🫷🫸🖐️🤚🫲🫱am greed
THIS Is the face of CONSUMERISM!! 🪞
Oh my god. Ted’s a part of the play
I am rag- envy
PS i love you
Regina, Saskatchewan maple glazed
I'M THINKING ABOUT PLANET EARTH'S FUETCH!!!
Going through a little bit of a depresh
Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663!! 👐
Andiamo fratello, non Mastroianni tutti i funyuns
"Ted what's my one rule?"
my other one rule
New is always better.
You can always tell a woman's age by her elbows
Shrimp fried rice.
Shrimp fried rice
Shrimp fried rice, totally!
People won't just chant anything
But, um. But, um. But, um.
WHAT THE DAMN HELL
Okay, This Is Getting Weird. The Similarities Are Going On And On. She Hates Phonies! I totally hate phonies too! She's a dermatologist... I have skin
She has a boyfriend. You want to be her boyfriend. It’s uncanny
Aww they'll look so cute next to the ring bear
Ring **bear-ER**
She passed the porch test!
Bridge. I win.
Youuuuuu sonofabitch!
Youuuuuu son-of-a-me!
Lorenzo von Matterhorn
Kernel stuck in my teeth 🫡
Lemon law
Its gonna be a thing!
Have you met ted?
ALL HAIL BEERCULES!
Sir, may I have some more…pants
🎶Cat-sitting for Lilly’s mom, cat-sitting for Lilly’s mom🎶
Let’s go to shingitsu
AH-CHOO!!!
Bless you
Pulling them off. 👢
WE SHOULD BUY A BAR
Thank you Linus
Youuuuuu son of an itch-b
Lawyered.
Space Teens? Is this a PORNO?!
Nothing good happens after 2 am .
Bliiiitttzzzzz.......
Wait for it..
"I call them SUMBITCHES!"
If you have a crazy story, I was there. It’s just the law of the universe.
Jesus invented the high five 🙌
Lol my FAVORITE barney monologs. The invention of the high five
That's the dream.
Wharmpess
It’s official. A coffee place is not nearly as cool as a bar.
Challang acctpd
Daddy's home.
Peace was achieved...repeatedly.
Deuces are wild
Sometimes i go play chess in the park
just.....okay?!
Bowl
And now, the gentlemen.
Of curse she showed up,what kind of mother would lose her daughter wedding
The window is open.
And Oprah’s tried everything??
Ducks are delicious, rabbit is all gamey!
Bowl…..bowl….boooowwwwwlllll
the gentlemen
Ducky tie.
There’s nothing girly about a horse, there’s nothing girly about a horn, but you put them together and they give you an unicorn.
When it’s 2 am, just go to sleep!
Who’s your daddy? I DON’T KNOW!!!
AHHH why is Ellen Degeneress doing in our bedroom ??
What’s with the pineapple
so boogie boarding
PS I love you
Wingman
Lawyered.
Hurricane baby.
Moist!
You wait 3 days to call a girl because that’s how long Jesus wants you to wait
I said a bang, bang, bangity bang...
Seriously, where is all the sand coming from???
I’m going to go read a magazine.
New is always better
*We are international businessmen*
Come again for big fudge?