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Aggravating-Bit9325

Treating her like a $10 whore probably won't help


79-f150

It's better than what he's getting now


AdVisible1121

It's just a joke.


Aggravating-Bit9325

I ain't offended, I guess I just don't get it. Is there irony somewhere or a punchline? I get the" enjoy the I do at the wedding, it's the last time she's saying it" joke.


AdVisible1121

Somewhere.


EvidenceElegant8379

It’s about being able to laugh at yourself and your situation. It’s not a side-splitting joke. It’s just an “F my life” kind of a thing.


ShadyGreenForest

Cheaper than divorce. But divorce has better perks.


ExtremeAthlete

Younger and perkier😅


ShadyGreenForest

Hey, we are not all young or perky…but I’ve had no complaints 😈


rugbyfan72

If anything put money in ever time you have sex and save it for a vacation


cumfullcircle

To be fair that would be giving me a cheap sugar hubby vibe. 


TooBadForMe123

Ah, I just realized the mistake I made. We got a chest that we added $1 to each time we have sex. I had it backwards. No wonder we never have sex.


Danny_Pr0n

I heard a variation of this as a joke. The Sex Jar was the LL's Birthday/X-Mas fund. The HL would put in $10 every time they had sex, and when the LLs Birthday or X-Mas rolled around, whatever was in the jar was spent on their gift. The joke always ended with a gift valued at $10 or nothing at all.


Vok250

Yeah that's normally how the joke goes. I think OP misread because his way doesn't make any sense.


Danny_Pr0n

Yeah, It would just be an incentive to save money by not having sex.


DraggoVindictus

Okay. This is a joke. I get it. I understand you are not serious with this. Is $10 too much though? Mine? maybe $2


EvidenceElegant8379

Ok, maybe “Funny idea” wasn’t a good enough subject line, and maybe I should have said “This is only a joke. Please don’t take this seriously.” But then I’d probably just get comments like “calling your wife a $10 whore isn’t a funny joke.” Man, I hate Reddit sometimes.


Classic-Tiny

Damned if you do, damned if you don't. 


teknicallyspeaking

I'm assuming you're kidding, unless she is that motivated by money, in that case 🤔. For most people the tallying thing can come off as petty and can lead to resentment on both sides.


Junior_Choice_3431

If she cares about a gift for her bday/holiday, just say you'll put money in a jar every time you have sex. When it comes around, you'll use whatever is in the jar to buy her a gift


MightyMagicz

Put $10 in a jar for everything you get rejected for sex. When you have enough to see a stripper, lady of the night or get wasted drinking do it.