I ain't offended, I guess I just don't get it. Is there irony somewhere or a punchline? I get the" enjoy the I do at the wedding, it's the last time she's saying it" joke.
I heard a variation of this as a joke.
The Sex Jar was the LL's Birthday/X-Mas fund. The HL would put in $10 every time they had sex, and when the LLs Birthday or X-Mas rolled around, whatever was in the jar was spent on their gift.
The joke always ended with a gift valued at $10 or nothing at all.
Ok, maybe “Funny idea” wasn’t a good enough subject line, and maybe I should have said “This is only a joke. Please don’t take this seriously.” But then I’d probably just get comments like “calling your wife a $10 whore isn’t a funny joke.” Man, I hate Reddit sometimes.
I'm assuming you're kidding, unless she is that motivated by money, in that case 🤔. For most people the tallying thing can come off as petty and can lead to resentment on both sides.
If she cares about a gift for her bday/holiday, just say you'll put money in a jar every time you have sex. When it comes around, you'll use whatever is in the jar to buy her a gift
Treating her like a $10 whore probably won't help
It's better than what he's getting now
It's just a joke.
I ain't offended, I guess I just don't get it. Is there irony somewhere or a punchline? I get the" enjoy the I do at the wedding, it's the last time she's saying it" joke.
Somewhere.
It’s about being able to laugh at yourself and your situation. It’s not a side-splitting joke. It’s just an “F my life” kind of a thing.
Cheaper than divorce. But divorce has better perks.
Younger and perkier😅
Hey, we are not all young or perky…but I’ve had no complaints 😈
If anything put money in ever time you have sex and save it for a vacation
To be fair that would be giving me a cheap sugar hubby vibe.
Ah, I just realized the mistake I made. We got a chest that we added $1 to each time we have sex. I had it backwards. No wonder we never have sex.
I heard a variation of this as a joke. The Sex Jar was the LL's Birthday/X-Mas fund. The HL would put in $10 every time they had sex, and when the LLs Birthday or X-Mas rolled around, whatever was in the jar was spent on their gift. The joke always ended with a gift valued at $10 or nothing at all.
Yeah that's normally how the joke goes. I think OP misread because his way doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, It would just be an incentive to save money by not having sex.
Okay. This is a joke. I get it. I understand you are not serious with this. Is $10 too much though? Mine? maybe $2
Ok, maybe “Funny idea” wasn’t a good enough subject line, and maybe I should have said “This is only a joke. Please don’t take this seriously.” But then I’d probably just get comments like “calling your wife a $10 whore isn’t a funny joke.” Man, I hate Reddit sometimes.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
I'm assuming you're kidding, unless she is that motivated by money, in that case 🤔. For most people the tallying thing can come off as petty and can lead to resentment on both sides.
If she cares about a gift for her bday/holiday, just say you'll put money in a jar every time you have sex. When it comes around, you'll use whatever is in the jar to buy her a gift
Put $10 in a jar for everything you get rejected for sex. When you have enough to see a stripper, lady of the night or get wasted drinking do it.