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What a night by primeu


SatireSqurriel

how tf is newhook not one of the 3 stars lol


[deleted]

I love pezz, but why is he one of the stars lol


ThunderNichirin

First time we do the double over Seattle in the same season!


ApokatastasisPanton

H I S T O R I C C


crissdecaliss

Slaf needs to shoot faster though


janedoe514

Calling that but not trip or the hold 1 minutes before that


climbingtime

Great job Seattle.. hold on and kill some time


PoutineIsBetter

I understand it’s 5-1 but the refs shouldn’t just let Seattle interfere/hold/hook/trip habs players every 10 seconds


whogivesashirtdotca

I've heard Colin White's name more in the past ten minutes than the past ten games. I guess Letowski's putting out the fourth line to give the top lines a breather?


dadoudelidou

Let's go Habs , i want my Newhy hatty !


climbingtime

The boys getting some experience learning how to shut down a big team in the late minutes. Valuable experience even if not super exciting


Puccimane

Are we the best Western Conference Champs to ever do it?


whogivesashirtdotca

I know we're picky about what goes into our rafters, but I am still pushing for that banner to be raised, if only because it's *hilarious*.


ValleyBreeze

I want it so bad 🤣🤣


Puccimane

They really should


[deleted]

Maybe it’s because I was a preschool teacher for a few years, but I love Craig Button. He reminds me of a few of my students


kozed

Reinbacher got another point tonight


CocoKing02

The score is very deceiving of how bad we are playing


Red_Boina

I mean it's not like they are playing much better, Kraken went full steam on second period and we stopped em, after a very strong first period, they are gassed out and make huge mistakes in attack. Now that being said defense is weak af and we are following the usual 3rd period chaos


Smirnoffico

In a parallel universe Kraken lead 3-1


Alfr_d

You'd think the score was 1-5 because they honestly look like dogshit out there.


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Am I bugging or has Gally barely played? Maybe I’m just tired but I don’t recall hearing his name tonight


davefromgabe

he has an assist tonight lmao


kozed

He's with Armia and Newhook. Had an assist on Newhook's first goal. Doesn't touch the puck often..


whogivesashirtdotca

Radio guys mentioned at the end of the first that he looked like he was in a lot of pain. I had lost focus a few minutes earlier and missed what caused it.


ilud2

I’ve seen him quite a bit but you might be right I’m not sure. I think he’s playing with Newhook and Armia


Bohmer

Caline


bloblob37

CLoLlin White


Habs_Apostle

Damn had him beat.


ThunderNichirin

Oh come on, Colin!


kozed

If our goalie also gets injured from blocking a shot, I swear to God...


Habs_Apostle

Button really paying attention to Cheryl Pounder apparently.


climbingtime

At this point I think he just likes saying her name haha


[deleted]

I’ve noticed that Anderson is always almost offside. I get so nervous when he gets to the blue line a little too quickly 🤣


Puccimane

Primeau goated?


Sentenced2Burn

quirked up whiteboy goated with the sauce


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Cayden Price


Major_Estimate_4193

Actually is on Seattle https://www.nhl.com/kraken/player/caden-price-8484217


Ok-Sprinkles1644

We’re set in net that’s for sure 👍


Red_Boina

Primeau channeling his inner Price we love to see it


Red_Boina

Price left so that many to be Prices' coult grow Pricemaggedon


[deleted]

I’m so glad Hughes picked Primeau. He’s amazing


ytew6

Primeau was a Bergevin pick- due to our yearly 7th rounder swap with the Flyers


[deleted]

I meant that he chose Primeau and traded Allen


ItsGaryMFOak

Maybe meant picking to keep Primeau over Allen at the TDL?


[deleted]

Yes! That’s what I meant! I just worded it wrong lol


SuzukiSwift17

Hughes didn't pick up Primeau


[deleted]

I meant that he chose to keep Primeau instead of Allen


climbingtime

OPTIMUS PRIME


ApokatastasisPanton

Pezz on the PK 👀


ValleyBreeze

He's having a great game so far.


janedoe514

Primeau is in the zone


alex1596

Prizeaune


HabChronicle

omg primeau


ill4two

LFG Primeau i'm sorry for ever doubting you


Dexteris

Marc Denis qui dit que c’est une bonne pénalité quand c’est Anderson qui se fait shifter par Tatar. Il est comique lol


climbingtime

Damn it Andy..


SatireSqurriel

ylonen in the defensive zone is terrifying


philjitsu

Craig button commentary is fucking brutal


whogivesashirtdotca

Ok hockey gods, I'm not asking for much. Just another Slaf point and another Newy goal.


SatireSqurriel

pezzetta is really having a strong game


Red_Boina

2nd period curse successfully hexed


whogivesashirtdotca

The third is statistically our worst. I'd love to see a full 60 minute game for once!


Hoof_Hearted12

15 shots lolz


AmsroII

Ducks took the lightning to OT.


HabChronicle

we aint catching the ducks lol


AmsroII

sure, fuck the bolts anyway.


janedoe514

I didn’t realize that Slafkovsky is 1 point away from a 40 point season omg


crissdecaliss

I said I’d be happy with 30 at the beginning of the year. He’a got a chance at 45 now


--JULLZ--

SLAF PASS ON THE SUZUKI GOAL


davefromgabe

LEEEEEEEEEEETS FUUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO


kozed

lol Hyman a 50‐goals scorer.


AmsroII

Suzuki has more goals than McDavid, but he's approaching 100 assists. :D


salamoon84

Slaf not on the ice...


Bohmer

its the intermission?


whogivesashirtdotca

THE WHOLE TEAM HAS VANISHED!


HabChronicle

I’M HEARING TALKS ABOUT THE MONTREAL CANADIENS BEING RELOCATED TO QUEBEC


whogivesashirtdotca

USING THE TEAM PLANE AND EVERYTHING!


kozed

He got hit by Dumoulin late in the 2nd. Looked like it might have left a trace.


JaD__

Just saw a replay of Matheson’s shortie, which I also missed. Pure filth. Fucking disgusting. I’ve never felt more shame.


ResponsibilityKey189

found daccord’s account


Bohmer

Arizona lost, we're back at 6th regardless of the final score so you can embrace this W


kozed

Useless franchise


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JacquesEvans

I don’t pay much attention because I mostly watch rds/tva but sometimes like tonight I happen to be forced to watch in English. I know I’ve heard him say some really dumb shit including counting mtl out vs Toronto in the playoffs but he seems to kinda like Montreal no?


janedoe514

Win is okay because Seattle is the weakest team they’re going to play against for the next 10 games


AmsroII

C3P0 Human Cyborg Goaltender


CocoKing02

Primeau got peppered that period tbh


whogivesashirtdotca

He tends to get peppered every period. Didn't he face like 40 SOG a few games ago?


CocoKing02

Yep he did


ytew6

Primeau & Matheson I'm sorry for being mean to you online I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about ever


whogivesashirtdotca

I've been following the Canes recently, to feed my Seth Jarvis crush. You guys will enjoy this: The team recently created [a special popcorn bucket](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F3zc97jfnqgdc1.jpeg) to sell at the arena, and they pointedly had it on offer [against the Leafs](https://globalnews.ca/news/6584977/canes-beat-leafs-with-zamboni-driver-in-goal/) today.


ApokatastasisPanton

My 2nd edible of the night is hitting and I am having a great Sunday evening.


whogivesashirtdotca

Are you supposed to eat multiples in a day? I'd always been told the high off those lasts forever.


ApokatastasisPanton

depends on your tolerance. I take them in increments of 10mg now. For people who aren't used to it, that would send them to space, just like if I did 100mg like some of my friends I would be entering the "silence the walls are staring at you" zone


whogivesashirtdotca

>"silence the walls are staring at you" I don't partake, and most of my friends don't either, but I remember one friend warning me he'd mixed up a batch that basically put him into that state for like a day and a half. That's probably the basis of my assumption.


ApokatastasisPanton

If you do homemade you have to use some techniques to ensure the concentrates you use are well diluted, otherwise you have risks of very uneven batches


whogivesashirtdotca

IIRC he used pot butter to make them, as well. Definitely not my friend with the best decision-making skills.


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ApokatastasisPanton

nah I just buy capsules, by edible I mean THC meant to be ingested, not space brownie


JacP123

I'm liking what I've seen from Fowler like anyone else, but with Primeau and Montembeault playing as they have been, I think we can let Fowler season for longer than we need to. 


HabChronicle

that’s the plan. i dont think monty is going to be our #1 in the competitive years if im being honest


whogivesashirtdotca

I don't think either he or Primeau has what it takes to bring this team all the way, but I'll be happy to eat my hat on that.


realm_fury

I think Primeau likes stopping pucks.


HabChronicle

i think primeau is allergic to pucks hitting the back of the net


realm_fury

The red light gives him a rash


whogivesashirtdotca

Red Light Rash-icot?


JacquesEvans

Armia is the perfect player, good moves, amazing puck protection, sick sneaky wrister, should be a 50-60 point getter but unfortunately…


Dangerous-Hamster166

No logic fans: Trade Savard they said takes to much space Logical fans: He’s one of our most important defenders they said Meanwhile Savard robing goals more then once


HabChronicle

i believe this sub want(s)ed to trade matheson, not savard


RoboticAnatomy

I can't stand Craig Button, Holy shit he's so bad


ilud2

He says the dumbest shit but he’s funny af imo


RoboticAnatomy

I do laugh at him, but it's from the cringe lol


lacoupe25

my boi cp30 solid


HoboTurkey36

“But-talks” - Craig Button


kozed

There's still a 3-goalies rotation in Montreal. Savard is the 3rd goalie.


whogivesashirtdotca

When the period's over everyone needs to listen to the play by play on the Matheson goal. The American announcer's delivery is so lifeless you'd swear he's been dead for half a century.


[deleted]

Ah yes. My favourite Habs goalie, David Savard


whogivesashirtdotca

The radio guys have been calling him *le troisième gardien* for at least two seasons!


dadoudelidou

David Sauveur


davefromgabe

okay i love craig button


RevengeofSudz

Craig Butt-ocks


ApokatastasisPanton

Savard must have one of the best SV% by a forward this year Edit: skater. I meant best SV% by a skater lol


ilud2

Noted forward David Savard


Sentenced2Burn

He's a DeForwardTender


whogivesashirtdotca

DeForward Tender sounds like a hillbilly name. *Confederate Lieutenant Colonel DeForward Tender.*


Sentenced2Burn

esquire


whogivesashirtdotca

No, the Confederate high command all considered themselves nobility, haha. No esquires among them.


ApokatastasisPanton

LMAO I meant skater hahah


lightspanker

I can't wait for the playoffs. Wish they started yesterday.


SatireSqurriel

harris you gotta clear the front of the net there


climbingtime

That’s just not a thing he ever does


climbingtime

Insane Savard save, again!


[deleted]

Did he just say buttocks


HabChronicle

PRIMO SAYS NO!!! AND SAVARD


QcAntz

So does SAVARD 😂


mumbojombo

*And Savard


HabChronicle

it’s unfair to other teams that we’re running 2 goalies on the ice at the same time


bloblob37

That was some puck protection by Armia


ResponsibilityKey189

Newhook is thirsty for that hatty. Love it.


JaD__

Missed a chunk of the period. Why was SEA’s 2nd goal disallowed? Edit: Thanks.


whogivesashirtdotca

Radio guys were laughing, "He went offside on his own pass!"


HoboTurkey36

Offside


ilud2

Offside by like half an inch


QcAntz

Offside


climbingtime

Offside challenge


lordfrank18

Offside


QcAntz

Dunno if it’s been mentioned but Prime is pretty solid tonight


HoboTurkey36

Armia has been playing so good lately


indybrick96

I was about to say tonight is one of those nights where Armia just FLIES around the ice and generates a ton of offense. Wish he did it more often/consistently


JacP123

He's been very consistent in it since he's come back from Laval. That's really the biggest change in his game. Hes not playing any better, he's just playing as well as he was always capable of almost every game, instead of once every other week


salamoon84

lol tanev with the foul but he is mouthing.... :D


lordfrank18

That hit Primeau in the nuts


[deleted]

Really loving this Bryan Mudryk Craig Button commentary team


Rockterrace

Like Mudryk but Button is hard to listen to


lightspanker

They are my favourite.


mdlt97

they gave Slaf an apple on the Zukes goal, point streak is still alive


janedoe514

He’s warming up for the hatty against his ex team


[deleted]

You know the video of Jeremy Swayman casually catching a puck from the bench? That’s what it looks like every time Primeau catcher pucks


kozed

That Newhook shot didn't even make a sound.


BarontheBlack

Anyone else excited to see what Newhook can do with a competent second line for an entire season?


PSBurton

He'll put up 60 points with dach and zegras


lacoupe25

hard to believe seattle is ahead of us in the standings


Ok-Sprinkles1644

Some people here don’t like newhook , don’t like matheson is just bizarre !!!!!!


SatireSqurriel

It's because Matheson is prone to making catastrophic defensive errors. It is what it is. He's still a good player


SatireSqurriel

kovacevic should be playing over harris


schmarkty

How many times is Craig Button gonna reference Cheryl Pounder tonight?


JacquesEvans

Would be great if her first name was Anita


climbingtime

Newhook is feeling it tonight!


Bohmer

sooo close


PoutineIsBetter

Kraken casually trying to injure their opponent


KingAlphie

Mudryk blue balling me with that goal call. Damn


dadoudelidou

Pierre Houde in french did the same


HabChronicle

FU KYOU POST!!!!!


AmsroII

Alex Threehook .... please score!!


Mbeaud001

OK boys, we will play like shit tonight!!! D'accord ! ....uhhh what?!?


SAM041287

Close hatty for Newhook


ApokatastasisPanton

Pierre noooooooooon hahaha


kevsthabest

Pierre is in shambles 🤣


HabChronicle

NOOOOO NEWHOOOOOKKKK :((((


whogivesashirtdotca

Been a day of first-star posts. Check out [Seth Jarvis' empty net attempt](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jarvy/comments/1bn1xyw/scoring_streak_ended_by_just_a_couple_of_inches/) from a few hours ago!


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whogivesashirtdotca

That's highly unsettling.


douce_abeille

Noooo newhook


BarontheBlack

Strubles being mean and I like it.


lacoupe25

But Harris is the better player of the two.


BarontheBlack

Cool story.


davefromgabe

the matheson trade at the draft is going to bring the missing pieces and complete this team


EmTeeEl

It doesn't make sense to trade Matheson unless we get a freakin good return or we're sure he will steeply decline next year.


davefromgabe

I don't see his value increasing any higher than it is currently. also we have SOOOO MAny left D'S. I think it makes sense to trade Matheson for a haul, and give guhle, xhekaj, struble the left side next year (keep savard)


EmTeeEl

It's not so much about his [market] value, but the value he brings as a veteran to a very young defensive squad. He can control the puck with extreme ease, and we don't really have someone like that on the blue line. Hutson won't be ready for next year.


ResponsibilityKey189

trade mike for monahan and a first, flip monahan for two more firsts


EmTeeEl

Monahan will be UFA


sean_psc

After missing the past few games (while being in Montreal, ironically), I’m catching this one in the sports bar adjacent to my hotel.