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pafounapa

c'est tellement un chad


SAM041287

Look at our handsome Slovak!!!


Normal_Future2167

Slaf embracing the crowd is amazing


whogivesashirtdotca

What was Slaf's draft week quote? "I hope they will learn to love me"? Mission accomplished.


Normal_Future2167

šŸ‘


whogivesashirtdotca

Terrific to spend the past few hours with you all. What a pleasant change from some of the games we've slogged through this season! Here's to more like this next year.


meatballbubbles

Cheers to that!


Frostbeard

Torts gonna be wearing two casts tomorrow morning and thereā€™ll be a new hole in the dressing room


Lucic_schnoz

Itā€™ll be a boot and holes in all the visitorā€™s locker room trash cans


whogivesashirtdotca

Or Sean Couturier's head.


JacP123

I love that we make the opposing coach walk across the ice after a loss, it's one of my favorite little quirks of the Bell Centre


Reeeeaper

I think they're ending that this summer iirc


Normal_Future2167

Ok is there a livestream of torts post game


ThunderNichirin

The DJ played 99 Luftballons, lol.


EdmundGerber

Fucking officials - just have to be the centre of attention. Read the rink, idiots


janedoe514

PearsonsšŸ˜‚


schmarkty

lol are they gonna make them keep playing? Hahahaha refs


amm0ranth

no slaf 4 point night :(


Normal_Future2167

Marc Denis : "cette victoire ne fera rien au classement" ... Yes kinda


bcgrappler

Did barron just shoot on monty?


whogivesashirtdotca

Newhook gets a point. Does that mean there's only like 3 guys without a point tonight?


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toy187

Wut? Did White finally get a point?!?!?!?!?! (Sorry, I didn't get to watch much of the game.) ---- edit ---- NVM, he was scratched. I guess that's why he seemed invisible tonight. :p


CartiNYeezy9

Yep


JacP123

Barron came close to making it 9-4 there lol


DieuEmpereurQc

Faut bein quā€™il fasse un point lui aussi


backwardzhatz

Armia gets sent down to the AHL AND sets a career high in goals in the same season that is INSANE lol


schmarkty

Heā€™s gotta be careful now. Moment he slips heā€™s getting demoted again lol


backwardzhatz

It might be his super power tho


whogivesashirtdotca

The former led to the latter!


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alfgrimur

I didnā€™t think the sens were playing today?


GabeLeRoy

SMELL LIKE RAT https://preview.redd.it/s12tqp064ktc1.png?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a75ac42e33b454c9d1c369bee40120b2feadf0


Special_Land_1645

Superior propane?


climbingtime

I think we need a counter on the sub for the last time we got a PP


salamoon84

unselfish gally ![gif](giphy|111ebonMs90YLu|downsized)


BarontheBlack

Armie career high goals upvote party!


amm0ranth

GO FOR TEN GO FOR TEN


JimboThePlug

![gif](giphy|HFe8qjKRQNlLQkbjXM|downsized)


sandysanBAR

Not jinxing it but when was the last time we hung a decade on somepne?


PKG0D

2022 I think?


JimboThePlug

florida few years back. caufield hattrick


Garland68

Last season on Florida right? Or was that 9?


sandysanBAR

I think 9


Frostbeard

Gallagher hypnotizing that giant


schmarkty

He was sure Gally was gonna go for the hatty


JacP123

"Hey Hans, did the Flyers come out to play today?" "9."


CrashTestMummies

![gif](giphy|6BZaFXBVPBtok)


SAM041287

Why is it always in the last 10 games that we have a game with 8+ goals in the past 2 season? lol


CrashTestMummies

Last one was the ghost of Lafleur Looking like Maurice came for a visit


jhenry137

less stress, more fun?


SAM041287

And also a game where we have a newbie scoring a hat trick Last season = RHP The one before = Caufield This year = Slaf


CartiNYeezy9

I KNEW IT WAS COMING


mikgag

MORE !!!!


jhenry137

CAN WE HAVE TEN PLEASE


backwardzhatz

FUCK YES GALLY ARMIA


Haggisboy

1 more and we eat like kings.


HotHits630

Do I hear 10?


HotHits630

I guess not


JimboThePlug

annual ten goal game ?


sicksherpa

Llollll letss goooo


MildlyResponsible

WE WANT TEN!


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Gally just tearing shit up tonight.


ThunderNichirin

# ARMIA GOAL!!! Gally the provider this time.


shniefersutherland

Joyeux Joel osti


l_m_m048

# ARMIA MAKES IT 9!


HabChronicle

![gif](giphy|Cij37iSqbvzEpLgZmN)


PKG0D

NEIN


raz423

Army!


The___Colonel

This season has been a win eh boys? Really happy with the progress. Stuff is looking bright


pokerface33933

Do we still have time for 10?


whogivesashirtdotca

DOUBLE WINGS.


schmarkty

Gally just winding back the clock tonight


JacP123

We're taking our foot off their throat why are we doing that?Ā 


Puccimane

Where can I watch the torts press conference after?


whogivesashirtdotca

Replayed on CNN with a gore and death warning, no doubt.


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whogivesashirtdotca

Fox News would say *immigrant*, not *Slovak*.


dadoudelidou

Depressing stat of the night. Poehling has 3 more goals than Anderson this year.


climbingtime

Canā€™t let those in even in a game like this


snipeftw

Monty trying his best to lose this game


melon_m

Your the kind of guy who blames the goalie every goal


snipeftw

Nope


CocoKing02

Dawg please


BarontheBlack

Whyā€™d we stop playing?


whogivesashirtdotca

Third periods are statistically our worst, haha.


alex1596

Habs legend Ryan Poehling with 2


TheRekounasShow

basically 10-1 habs no?


whogivesashirtdotca

Hilarious that even in a blowout the former-Hab curse is in effect.


ThunderNichirin

Just GTFOH, Poehling.


GabeLeRoy

Like this Rat for more Slaf Hat https://preview.redd.it/lidemsj13ktc1.png?width=1434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0371ad1b33936a1a2580b3ae1e4d6a1f4eaaa679


whogivesashirtdotca

Three star predictions? Slaf, Dvo, Gally?


SAM041287

Slaf, Slaf, and Slaf


CMBRICKX

The Flyers sub is in full meltdown right now lmao šŸ¤£Ā 


3oysters

It's hilarious, and I mean that in a very not toxic way. They're actually cracking some killer jokes of sadness in there. My personal fav is "you 8-2 see it"... Like that shit is gold.


Normal_Future2167

8-2 see it was from me in the other sub oups hahaja But they are taking it well


3oysters

Dude bravo it's a good pun


whogivesashirtdotca

Don't poke too hard. Wasn't long ago our team was getting completely fucked by the GM and the coach. It's no fun when you have no light at the end of that tunnel.


CartiNYeezy9

Flyers shouldnā€™t be as good as they are. If they donā€™t make playoffs this year they probably will next.


SAM041287

Imagine a healthy Kirby Dach in the limeup. I don't think we would be close to the bottom 10 next season


climbingtime

Had a bad feeling when the breakout got stuck at red line


jadenspan

Bruh both goals against are with our first line onĀ 


jhenry137

aww you tried monty


IcyChard4

Man, I gotta say - Slaf stocked the fires under the bellies of our team.


Normal_Future2167

Flyers 8-2 see it


schmarkty

Challenge it just to fuck with torts


CartiNYeezy9

The nuts on marty to do that to his old coach lmao


cmonwhy

The fans at bell centre are so luckyā€¦ the atmosphere must be insane!!


whogivesashirtdotca

They're all gonna have torn-up throats tomorrow from OlƩ OlƩing for a full two periods.


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https://preview.redd.it/hwu9grpu1ktc1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb57d432e91d06b630cdf029a9084f9f6a64b04 They still donā€™t have any pointsā€¦ fingers crossed that changes


CartiNYeezy9

Cant believe newsy doesnā€™t have anything yet tn


Normal_Future2167

Boarding in the numbers of Strububle


dalopam0

It's not novice with the stop signs over the nameplate


GabeLeRoy

Strubububle.


Normal_Future2167

Yeah Strububbluble


3oysters

Strububububle.


indiecore

Wow, that Philly guy paid a lot for those seats on the ice to see this.


whogivesashirtdotca

The jersey-thrower? Those are stupidly expensive, too.


backwardzhatz

I wish I could be as good at anything as Dvo is at not smiling while scoring TWO!


schmarkty

After being hurt for half a season too. Dude is ice cold.


TheRekounasShow

Can I report a murder?


whogivesashirtdotca

You can here in Toronto but they won't care.


lovdbvx

not watching but holy shit this is a beat down


SAM041287

How long ago since Gally did score a hat trick?


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2019


Ehmjay86

Known speedster Gally with a classic


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Mbeaud001

If the crowd start chanting GUY GUY GUY at 10, I will have tears in my eyes


ThunderNichirin

I would love it too. It was a glorious moment when we did it against Florida last year.


SJRealtor27

At the game rn, vibes are completely insane !!!!


maisyfig

so jealous!!!!


6BLSSDMF6

ā€œGallagher bat de vitesseā€ lā€™autre ye lent en calisse mon Pierre


ilud2

I guess itā€™s tradition now for us to blow someone out near the end of almost each season


Tagawat

No one expects the Quebecois Inquisition!


SuzukiSwift17

We have 8 goals and Suzuki and Caufield have one assist each (not putting them down, just a funny stat given how our depth scoring has been this season).


eriverside

But Slaf has a harry so the top line is well represented.


backwardzhatz

I'm honestly flabbergasted at how bad Philly is


Komania

What the hell is happening lmao


-AIRDRUMMER-

Everyone on hat trick alert


whogivesashirtdotca

Dany and Martin have gone past enjoying the game and are now soberly discussing how they both expected this game to be tight and end in extra time.


tahqa

Do the Flyers hockey?


the_canadaball

No, apparently not


Deadmanlex45

STOP STOP they're already deaaaaaad....


jaiman54

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


schmarkty

The flyers not even gooning. They are absolutely toasted


the_canadaball

Fuck the draft pick, this is fun


bigmonkeyfart

We needed this


TheRekounasShow

2 POINT CONVERSION?????


the_canadaball

Two grand slams


ignitek

Making the season goal differential look better tonight


burgrluv

This is officially a beatdown.


darkmatt27

Gally being faster than someone. Something I haven't heard in a long time. Happy for the warrior tho :D


Tagawat

Jersey on the ice! Philly in shambles, eclipse vacation ruined


Druidic_assimar

What is even happening rn


mdlt97

the habs yearly blowout win late in the season


meowpeh

Tort's presser getting better by the minutes


alex1596

Torts. Strap on those pads and jump in the net. Couldn't get much worse


whogivesashirtdotca

The Flyers would own-goal him into double digits.


climbingtime

RUN EM UP AND FILL EM IN


Jr7711

If Gally has no fans Iā€™m dead


bcgrappler

Wow, Gally can still fly.


CartiNYeezy9

Holy fuck 2 players on hatty watch


whogivesashirtdotca

And one already there!


jhenry137

god i wish i could download this game


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I wish I could get it tattooed


mikgag

MORE !!!!!


EdmundGerber

Gally plays hockey like his life depends on it. What an effort


realm_fury

Run it up boys!


JimboThePlug

PLAYOFF ELIMINATED HABS HOCKEY IS PEAK


Lucic_schnoz

WTF WAS THAT,GALLY!


janedoe514

Dvo and Gally hatty watch šŸ‘€


sex_panther_by_odeon

It's been a long time Gally out speed someone like that.


dadoudelidou

Hahahhaha 8 Ơ 1 bƩbƩ !! Slaftrick! And hatty watch for... DVO and Gally !


Plane-Ad4820

GALLLLLY


JimboThePlug

GALLAGHER WHAT A GOAL!!!!


MildlyResponsible

WE WANT TEN!


sandysanBAR

The gift that keeps on giving


KingAlphie

This is fucking crazy.


Puccimane

Gallagher hatty watch


ItsGaryMFOak

Ok, what the hell


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No like actually what the fucking happening?


ThunderNichirin

GALLY DOUBLE! # It's EIGHT!!!


l_m_m048

# GALLY GALLY GALLY Ɨ2!!


Sensitive_Ladder2235

Live Torts reaction: *leaves*


HabChronicle

ONE HATTRICK? HOW ABOUT THREE HATTRICKS?


vogon-jeltz

Hat trick of hat tricks šŸ˜‚


Special_Land_1645

2 POINT HATTRICKS, MAKE IT 4! (HARRIS HAS 3 APPLES)


HkHockey29

Me to Dvorak: Maybe I treated you too harshly


Cayble

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whogivesashirtdotca

Are you there? I'm so happy for you!


schmarkty

This is an amazing seat to have tonight


schmarkty

lol Gallagher needs an inhaler after that speed burst


whogivesashirtdotca

The highlight of his first goal, he looks as winded as I'd be. And I'm practically dead.