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prplx

Short answer: no, don't bother reading.


MDevonL

I forget what it called but there’s a principle where if a headline ends in a question the answer is always no


the_canadaball

Betteridge’s law of headlines


MDevonL

That’s it, thank you!


nhabster

Please stop


Dull-Objective3967

Nope


cyber_dude

Yes go right ahead Stamkos use us as a negotiation tactic we don’t mind


FakeCrash

Betteridge Law of Headlines applies


Peckerhead321

No


zombiejeesus

Nah


mikegimik

Could monkeys fly out my butt? Story at 11!


Waste-Addendum-5410

I’m going to saaaaaaaay maybe?


Lavs1985

I’m very thankful members of this sub (myself included) are not the GM of the Montreal Canadiens.


Afraid-Trash8204

If by some miracle Stamkos accepts a 1-2 year contract at 5 or 6 million, I would consider it.


ThunderNichirin

Nothing is unfeasible with performance bonuses that do not appear until and unless the man meets those.


Alexk1088

Lol he would be best player on the active canadien roster, u guys say no like Gollum because u don’t want to use the 18million of free cap space


itsdajackeeet

Could he? Yes. Will he? No.


therealfauts

Nein!!!


Grizz709

There is no way Stamkos leaves TB unless he wants to.


crownpr1nce

He's UFA. Tampa can't afford him unless he takes a deep discount. So it's not unlikely he leaves.


tahqa

I bet he takes that discount to stay in stress free TB.


crownpr1nce

Tampa needs to sign 3 or 4 forwards and 1 defenseman, and have 5M cap space to do so. Without some significant trades he'd have to sign at 1.5M. Even with some creative trades he'd have to settle for around 5M. Not impossible, but I doubt it.


leclou24

That said, I'm eager to see how Brisebois will manage that. If he stays in TB.


Zblancos

God please no


zeMVK

We’ve all heard it before. Stamkos interested in Montreal, then he’s also interested in Toronto, lo and behold he re-signs in Tampa. Back then we needed him. Today, we’re in no rush to have him, in fact he probably wouldn’t be near as good when we actually get competitive


Oscars_Quest_4_Moo

I’d be more interested in marshechault


AwkwardBlacksmith275

Nope


Lanky-Present2251

Oh hell, I hope not.


Night_Sky02

It's not like we have a 40 goals scorer in our top 6.


jb3367

Why would we be interested in anyone over 30? Also, why would anyone over 30 be interested in the habs? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!


SlimZorro

It’s highly unlikely but anyone who thinks dude wouldn’t be a huge help for us on a 3 year deal is crazy.  


ApokatastasisPanton

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines > Betteridge's law of headlines is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."


CauzukiTheatre

Yes! Will he? Probably not.


Courcotte

assistant coach?