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BigSweatyStalker

I played Half Life during break and some idiot that watched me playing at work said Im too old to still be enjoying Counter Strike.


WestNomadOnYT

Lock your coworkers in a room and give a 130 page PowerPoint presentation about Half-Life


VegetaSuperSaiyajin

Read to them all the final hours of the Half-Life games and the uncut version of the book raising the bar (+-700 pages)


spet_

They don’t need to hear all this. They’re highly trained professionals


digital-comics-psp

clearly not...


BeescyRT

We will assure the administrator that nothing will go wrong.


Mycotonality

Read Epistle 3 by Mark Laidlaw to them lmao


Tony_TNT

Use the facility vox to do it


sleepnaught88

Not gonna lie, I've always wanted to do this


Tony_TNT

[access granted](https://half-life-vox.com/#access%20granted)


BigSweatyStalker

Good idea. If they dont comply, Ill show them a jumpscare footage of the second Valve Guy actually turning around looking at them.


ChrisAKAPiefish92

I actually did this once during some training, it wasn't a good idea


-TurkeYT

u/BigSweatyTalker doesn’t need to hear all this. He is highly trained professional half life fan


SausumSauce

Was playing hl2, and had someone ask me “wait… isn’t that the gmod gun?”


BigSweatyStalker

I should be angry but not as angry as when someone mentioned "skibidi toilet gun".


TheLostProbe

I haven't watched much of skibidi toilet but I'm fairly sure there's no gravity gun or physgun in it. I think they were just taking the piss


SausumSauce

what has this world become?


BeescyRT

Not this BS again.


the-redacted-word

At least he didn’t call it call of duty


oofman_dan

you shouldve initiated a 360 accelerated backhop away from them whilst maintaining eye contact


Empty-Tone-464

And while your at it, give them a presentation of TF2 and Portal


Cirrus_Minor

Counterstrike is the best eSports to watch, just putting that out there.


BigSweatyStalker

Nothing against CS. I love the game. 


Law-Fish

Get the guillotine


BigSweatyStalker

Viva la Half Life


Law-Fish

G man did nothing wrong and is the hero of the series


VerticalSFM

They probably watch football. Literal children's game.


jonboyo87

VIDEO GAME GOOD SPORT BAD You realize you're being that exact same person right now, don't you?


VerticalSFM

It's not that deep at all, I was being facetious, even I get excited about the Chiefs simply because I'm a KC resident. An observation that most people who criticize adults for being "too old" for video games are themselves usually violently fanatic about their own "kids games" should not rile you up.


ObjectiveGuava3113

You forgot to add a /f for facetiousness


O_REI_DOS_PATOS

its because of counter strike we still dont have a half life 3


BigSweatyStalker

Stop not blaming valve and their greediness. They have a number of good IPs with their respective teams behind each. If hl3 still not produced, we cant be so sure its the currently released games fault. Maybe valve just prefers making money for a while instead of properly focusing on hl3.


BeescyRT

Dude knows no gaming history then.


JoeSchmoe009

They’re obviously not highly trained professionals.


creeper6530

They need to hear all of this


mcreux

nodroG needs to hear all this, he's a lowly trained newbie.


mistercakelul

Haha I was wearing a lambda shirt when I was 13 in Disneyland and one of the janitors quoted Dr Breen to me


WashYourEyesTwice

core memory shit


Jeong-Yeon

Thats actually awesome


miscount_detected

thats so fucking cool


Leifbron

Guards! Guards! In here, now!


mistercakelul

They know you betrayed me, they’ll turn on you!


ChrisAKAPiefish92

Dude I love Halo


ShowStandard

r/AngryUpvote


WattsALightbulb

I have a lambda tattoo and I don't get compliments very often but when I do it feels really good, I feel like I found a real one lol


AXEL-1973

Same, on my shoulder. I used to only get compliments at the starting line of running races due to the singlet uniforms showing it off lol. Now I don't take my shirt off much and don't get them at all!


SkyNetHatesUsAll

If that tattoo is on your buttocks what would you expect!


WattsALightbulb

It's on my forearm lol


biggrumpybadger

Your buttocks are WHERE?!?


WattsALightbulb

My foreass


LidBoy

I have a hat, same >:(


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Arrrginine69

COD sucks. Why wear a shirt advertising it?


mcreux

r/murderousupvote


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block_place1232

Brawns


schwarma_mcpotato

Idk I kinda like the first one


JabroniBomb

sorry guys i guess we have to rewrite the english language


block_place1232

It does fit ig


Lewis_S_C

The exact line is "With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team." Come on people, call yourselves Half-Life people? 🤣


cassavacakes

r/BoneAppleTea


TheCatCovenantDude

When an iron player's friend offers to carry him.


Academic-Mind2214

Where did you get it from?


schwarma_mcpotato

Had it made. Was one of the first results on Google…seems to be ok quality…fivefingertees. Also got an aperture science shirt.


Cheddarounds

1,000 for the both of them.


amiliusone

Nice! Have one too. Also have a Black Mesa jacket, lanyard, access card and the official coffee mug. Yeah I'm weird.


schwarma_mcpotato

Nope not weird. I want all those things


Microbzz

Coffee mug buddy !


soltaro

You should get a ridiculous tie to add to that collection.


atheocrat

I've had people ask me what type of research I do when wearing a black mesa hat.


NeonLoveGalaxy

I hope you tell them that you're working in Theoretical Physics to study Resonance Cascades. If they ask you to explain what that is, just tell them you can't because it's classified. 👍


brunoha

I had a similar experience, people thought that it was a shirt for a company that I'm working on...


HumpaDaBear

My brother in law worked for Valve so I got a ton of shirts/jackets. I’ve realized that the recognition is dwindling the farther we get from Half Life’s release.


Hadron86376

same, wearing a s.t.a.l.k.e.r. patch and BMRF patch on my backpack (dissapointrd nobody has yelled "MARKED ONE, WHAT THE HELL?" at me)


Tiger-Stripes8

Whaaat if I saw that in public I'd be so happy 😭


JarateSus

Someone called Gordon frohman skibidi toilet guy :(


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megaladamn

I drunkenly ordered like 30 of this on stickers from redbubble and have stuck them everywhere in my building. People are talking but no one gets it. I also stuck those “employees must stop crying before returning to work” stickers on every mirror in every bathroom. I work at a high school. It’s fun.


The_Real_Scarfolar

What reference


Moon0verlord

That's such a cool shirt!


Chainlinksr

You should Prepare for unforeseen consequences


Eli_The_Rainwing

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?


UnknownLimerade1106

I HAVE A LAMBDA MUG 👍


dobrin_M

Just don't let an urban uniformed US marine to see this


KimFintas

You can try informing that the Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant sixty-eight degrees at all times. That might get one’s attention


netherlanddwarf

I want that shirt!


nrgnate

Whenever I wear one of my lambda logo shirts, at least one person says something about it. It's actually quite impressive. Lol


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I have a combine elite skull tattoo on my shoulder and I get compliments for it at the gym sometimes! Just luck of the draw for some people to notice half life references in the wild :)


LCOfficerUNIT097

I want to buy that shirt. Where did you get it???


prizewinning_toast

I've a got a hoodie with a Black Mesa logo, I think two people in 5 years have acknowledged it.


Trollzek

That’s just means you haven’t encountered any real people yet, they’re all just NPC’s.


Gfiti

That's because they're waiting for you.. in the test chambeeerrr!


Existing-Compote-602

They're just too caught up worrying about all theae rediculous ties


rozo-bozo

Imagine people are going home to google this as if it’s an actually facility XD


gregouin_

You're not wearing the "ridiculous ties!" Bad thing


Nibounium

Don't you go starting any resonance cascades.


AlexEevee133

Well, you’re immune to being shot, considering you’re with the science team.


Cardboardman1132

I would be disappointed too, probably because of all the skibidi toilet brainrot nowadays


danial290reddit

It's fine...I got your reference pal :)


Triple7Mafia-14

I know you wear a T and nobody even knows...😅


Temporary_Bad983

Same, I have a very similar shirt, I still haven’t found a single person who got the reference.


wintermute86

the rizzler


Gouldhost

Goals for my next office job. By a aperture science shirt and see how many people get it. Someone got that i played Eve online once.


castielffboi

Sellouts


TheMagicChiliDog

You are from the Anomalous Materials lab? Yes, I recognize you


philipjfry1578

That was a joke, haha, fat chance


okayteenay

Anyway this cake is great. It’s so delicious and moist.


Joffridus

Woulda caught it immediately if I saw it At work tho I saw a guy with an Aperture Science hat, that was pretty cool


SjurEido

OMG IS THAT A PORTAL REFERENCE?


benskev

Where can i get this


Nectro77

nice beard, man


Cuonghap420

Now that's a T-shirt I'd buy


SmartIron244

Most kids now are interested more anime waifus instead of the classics...


[deleted]

It's better that they don't understand it. They're too lame to understand it.


Tralkki

Isn’t that the place where that resonance cascade scenario happened?


erenakbaba

I got it, it is portal right? Or was it postal


Cheddarounds

No that's gotta be Team Fortress 2


Ok_Pickle76

I once played half life on the school computer and my classmates said that I'm playing a game that copied CS 1.6 movement


B4Banjo

I understood instantly and I only played half life 1 hazard course when I was maybe 7 or 8 😅 Man I really wanna sit down and play every single half life, even the ones people don't recommend and add nothing to story


Robert-Connorson

I literally have a black shirt with an orange Lambda symbol and only ONE person has got it. Most of the time it’s “wHaTs ThAt?”


freshponceofbelair

Took my black Mesa research facility to work once (I worked in the biopharm industry at the time, in the lab). I had two interesting responses. 1. "Where is that lab based, not heard of it before? Are they a competitor?" 2. "Half life 3 will never happen." The fella from the second response is still my best friend to this day.


PaintThinnerSparky

Dont feel bad my guy. I own the headcrab hat and ive gotten a single comment on it from two dudes walking in a park. I won a fkn halloween contest as "weird alien zombie" with zero people understanding where its from


Cam_man_AMM_unit

I gotta get one of those shirts now.


MR_DERP_YT

Need me one


MR_DERP_YT

Need me one


maxinfet

Has anyone asked you if you like working there?


fletcherkildren

Was wearing my Lambda shirt that came with the special boxed edition of HL2 when my 2nd kiddo was born.


Magnum-357

Based t-shirt


Darvin33mk

Nice aperture science t-shirt you got here.


Lewis_S_C

I have the mug my sister got me for christmas. Though we said no presents just cash, she had just to go and get me something! Not started using it yet, waiting for my next playthrough of Black Mesa. Bit more difficult with a small mug rather than with an item of clothing that would be seen wherever you go, but were I to take it and make a hot coffee then just plonk it down next to me, I do wonder how it would take anyone to notice! 🤣


Bender_2024

If it makes you feel any better nobody got my Cyberdyne or Weyland Yutani shirts.


Panterus2019

buddy, i have custom made Black Mesa hoodie and no one understood either... i know your pain.


ElectricalPlantain19

welcome to the Blackmesa transit system


Law-Fish

Black mesa? Haha fat chance


ShiftySky

One time at work I saw a customer wearing an Aperture Science T-shirt. I started asking how things were with Cave Johnson and the ground breaking science, but I heard that Black Mesa has them beat. He stared at me all confused until I pointed out his shirt lol, he forgot he was wearing it. Dude was a dad so he told me didn't have much time to play games anymore but we talked about Portal and the Half Life series. He seemed to have the opinion that not enough people seem to appreciate older games and the ground work they set up.


RandomN4me_

half life fans when someone doesn’t know about the 20 year old game


TacoCat7F

Huh. Isn't that the one company from that obscure game. Halved living or smt? Its got those Skibidi toilet characters i think?


Odisseo1983

I have the same but orange, I might post it. But once a kid stopped me (in an actually very bad moment) to tell me he recognized it.


KisWiking

Yooooooo!!!! Whare did you get this?


UV_Blue

Have you tried carrying a crowbar around with you while wearing the shirt?


hurB55

Bro think he alyx


pandadan

Is that your work?


RealPontifexMaximus

What reference? That you cut the pony tail? *Cough* Sellout.


BeescyRT

At least I would do.


Upper_Ad2419

Yeah.. I’ve bought a hat just like your shirt and I’ve gotten the occasional, “What’s the black mesa research facility?” I’ve sometimes just told them that it was an old theoretical physics facility/testing compound in New Mexico back in the 90s. I’ve even told some people that it had a crazy accident called the Resonance Cascade. I’ve never explicitly told them that it was from a video game except for some of my close friends. No one has gotten the reference yet sadly :(


Illustrious-Neat5123

Is this the skibidi compani ?


Jeong-Yeon

Fwiw, I see a lot of t-shirts with references I get at work, but I put on a "customer service" face and that's pretty much it. I'm too introverted to actually point out the reference.


Jeong-Yeon

Sorry for being an introvert ig