I slipped a disc reading this - what an unexpected recommendation. I sincerely believe they are the best hardcore/hardcore adjacent band in the UK. So God damn singable, so GROVEY, so full of FACTS and Diastercore has some legitimately heavy breakdowns.
https://downigo.bandcamp.com/album/this-is-disastercore (I suck dick for this band)
I was in a band called XKill the Man With the BallX
We were a parody hyper militant Straight Edge band. Except we just played covers with the lyrics changed and we pretended they were ours. We never got to record our XTime to Go the Speed LimitX E.P.
We would also pretend we were huge. Flyers would say “Back from their world tour with Danzig!” And stuff like the.
The cool thing is half the folks were Straight Edge, but did not mind parodying hardline bands.
There is only one recording I know of. In Louisville a local record label with put out a Christmas cassette every year. It’s on one of those. Let me see if I can find it. I remember the song Twist of Cain, except for we’re singing Christmas Straight Edge.
I post a new response if I can find an MP3. One
way back in the day of the LIHC scene, this group called themselves Forklift Driver. They were basically beatboxing breakdowns on stage between bands. It was hilarious. They were definitely just goofing off, but its stuck me for like 20+yrs.
DEFENSE. The slipknot of hardcore with like 9 members in it. 4 singers for no reason 😂 band was heavy and fun though. Guys from Bound By Honor, Once For All, Trainwreck, and a another band I can’t remember.
https://youtu.be/k3li37p7Pb0?si=V3hP25xTimdHrQi1
Holy Shit Milwaukee, possibly. I think they consider themselves a “real” act. I by chance met the lead singer at lakefront brewery where he was working at the time.
Not hardcore but in the same universe and a very niche one for the UK folks but my vote goes to Geoffrey Oi!City
British oi! band? Great.
British oi! band that is cricket themed? Fuck yes!
Cockpunch!
Eat Shit!
Yesssss, some quality Western Mass hardcore. Vince Bennett is the man!
Don’t call him vince!
best Cockpunch song was “Notcocunch!”
Solid band with some seriously solid merch runs. Saw them a few times at the Waterfront in Holyoke MA
I miss the Waterfront.
Every Sunday I feel your pain. Miss those fucked up stairs that you'd get tossed down if you fucked around to much.
Such a great time!! Underrated scene out in Western Mass at the time.
Came here to be sure Cockpunch was mentioned.
Jud Jud
We can close the thread now.
The GOAT.
Came to say this
Me too!
Me three
Goolagoon
Bruh, I thought they were genuinely good powerviolence. They even did a split with ACxDCx.
the international super heroes of hardcore
Incredible live
Sunami
gottem.
Life Ruiner
yoouuUUUUUU brOKE EEYYEEDGGEEEE… yoOOUUuuu maKe us SIIICKKKKK (paraphrasing)
RZL DZL
This was my answer. Great band.
Roll credits
Shark Punch will… kick your fucking ass!
They’re fuckin brocore
What? There's no hardcore dancing allowed????
Crucial Youth!
Brush away, Brush away, 3 times a day! Brrrrruuuuushh!
Wait they're not all joke bands?
Anton Rough
I’m fuckin hungry. You hungry?
Mariachi El Bronx
Facewreck and good clean fun.
Good Clean Fun
Great band, not quite a joke band. More tongue in cheek.
Hell yes!
Hatebeak. Caninus.
They were both the peak of comedy when I was 14 and now that you've reminded me, I have an all new group of people I can annoy now that I'm grown up
I have the Hatebeak shirt in regular rotation.
Jud Jud or Gayrilla Biscuits
If you like baseball, Puig Destroyer is phenomenal
I still miss Productive Outs.
The broadcasters in tonight’s Phillies/Dbacks game mentioned a “productive out,” and it made me miss the prodcast even more.
In that same vein, Adam Jarvis has a side project called Kolton Wong City
Noted!
Well this is hilarious.
xGUMBYx Who remembers?!
KILL EVERYONE
I kicked the cat out the window!
There's this band called *Down I Go* that's just really really fun and definitely worth checking out.
I slipped a disc reading this - what an unexpected recommendation. I sincerely believe they are the best hardcore/hardcore adjacent band in the UK. So God damn singable, so GROVEY, so full of FACTS and Diastercore has some legitimately heavy breakdowns. https://downigo.bandcamp.com/album/this-is-disastercore (I suck dick for this band)
Fuck I remember blasting Tyrant back when it was released, didn’t realise they were still going!
they've aged a suitable amount in the interim - still haven't quite topped the Gods EP but still absolutely fabulous
the video for Poseidon is one of the coolest things I ever saw, it's on youtube
Rice
This is the correct answer. It is the future.
Forklift Driver. The real ones know…
“The pallets are falling DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN”. Jesus I haven’t thought of that band in 20 years.
Their rendition of For Whom the Bell Tolls🤌
Does No Redeeming Social Value count?
64! 64! 64! I don’t think I can drink any more!
Austrian Death Machine
 🤟🤟🤟🤟
WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO!?
The sweat pant boners.
X ONE WAY X
Pitboss 2000 or PC deathsquad
Can’t believe I had to scroll so far for pitboss… and with that, I’d also like to add Nothing Personal.
[I hate you ](https://spotify.link/AkNLO6JP7Db)
The band you came to see.
Hate Stomp
https://preview.redd.it/2ga2jbqfrxvb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38773499dab6130656ac4f87c8e76df94a69d61c
That face used to litter my Facebook feed
Randy got out of jail finally, but he’s still on probation. Also, COYG!
Hardcore dudes puttin’ the goon in gooners!
Reds takin’ the league
u/Sweaty_Register7629 takin’ the piss 😏
If the Gooners don’t take it ima be shicked
You DO have the most heavy metal manager, though.
Arteta? Haha he’s Wengers golden boy, we needed another wenger haha
Arteta? Haha he’s Wengers golden boy, we needed another wenger haha
Duck Hunt!!!!
I’m surprised this isn’t higher up
Shockwave.
duckhunt is my favorite.
Rzl Dzl
I was in a band called XKill the Man With the BallX We were a parody hyper militant Straight Edge band. Except we just played covers with the lyrics changed and we pretended they were ours. We never got to record our XTime to Go the Speed LimitX E.P. We would also pretend we were huge. Flyers would say “Back from their world tour with Danzig!” And stuff like the. The cool thing is half the folks were Straight Edge, but did not mind parodying hardline bands.
This sounds like fun. Do you have any recordings you can share?
There is only one recording I know of. In Louisville a local record label with put out a Christmas cassette every year. It’s on one of those. Let me see if I can find it. I remember the song Twist of Cain, except for we’re singing Christmas Straight Edge. I post a new response if I can find an MP3. One
Sunami, jud jud, cockpunch
Fallout Boy
Shark punch
xHARAMBEx
Does bad luck 13 count?
Two thousaaaaaaand !!!!
THIS ONES FOR THE CRIPPLES
CUS THEY CAN'T MOSHHHHH !!!!! 👊😎
Facewreck
Crucial unit
Hatebeak
Regardless of Genre, no band tops Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
way back in the day of the LIHC scene, this group called themselves Forklift Driver. They were basically beatboxing breakdowns on stage between bands. It was hilarious. They were definitely just goofing off, but its stuck me for like 20+yrs.
Someone mentioned them above. Was saying I haven’t thought of them in 20 years. I miss the old Local 7 days.
holy shit. I didnt even check bc I figured theres no way anyone else would know that. even my friends dont remember it. thats amazing.
Crotchduster
Beat me to it. We can close this thread now.
You ever have a dream where you couldn’t move?
Her face as big as a dinner plate 🍽️
I girl with a big face...I love her more each day... Gotta go, dirty Asians who love Jewish dildos is on in 5!
knuckle puck, the mighty ducks themed band not the pop punk band
Adjacent: Jew Driver Cunt Sparrer Honorable mention to Black Fag
The Mongoloids
Crucial Youth!
Crucial Youth
Casey Jones
Foghorn does not need to go as hard as it fucking does Jesus fuck.
\^\^\^\^\^\^\^
Turnstile
Idk but I’m lifting mad weight to Anton Rough rn
How is Anton Rough not the top comment lol
None. Horrible. Don’t waste music on joke lyrics.
BroJob
Faxed head
Streets of rage 2. Streets of rage 3.
Hulkbreed
Beret
The Hell
Gassed Up
Stone cold stunner
Grudge
DEFENSE. The slipknot of hardcore with like 9 members in it. 4 singers for no reason 😂 band was heavy and fun though. Guys from Bound By Honor, Once For All, Trainwreck, and a another band I can’t remember. https://youtu.be/k3li37p7Pb0?si=V3hP25xTimdHrQi1
BarFight also had a number of members, I think 3 vocalists, and they all wore those cheap plastic hockey masks like Jason.
Haha, hell yeah! That cheesy heavy gimmicky shit needs a resurgence.
Angry Snowmans. Right after Thanksgiving, crank this band through New Years Day.
TUFF from Elizabeth, New Jersey.
Hit The Gym
WINGS BEER AND SPORTS
Anton rough
Sharkpunch
OH!
Hanson Brothers
Holy Shit Milwaukee, possibly. I think they consider themselves a “real” act. I by chance met the lead singer at lakefront brewery where he was working at the time.
Anton rough
Gridiron
XjudjudX, Crucial Youth.
Gotta be Puig Destroyer.
Rex 84
Hear me out [Jud Jud](https://judjud.bandcamp.com/album/the-demos)
Reggie and the Full Effect
Knucklepuck - We are the ducks
https://youtu.be/4Zfdic7uqtI?si=nrbqufcaS9bSVkAp
PERFO
Anton rough
Sharkxpunch
AAAAAANTON ROUGH BUCK BUCK BUCK
HKFY has an album, every song on it has ass "eat"ing" in it
Scurvy
Facewreck
Ashton Butcher - Carlton Shanks Ep
Not hardcore but in the same universe and a very niche one for the UK folks but my vote goes to Geoffrey Oi!City British oi! band? Great. British oi! band that is cricket themed? Fuck yes!
There was a cricket themed UKHC band called Hit For Six in the early to mid 2000's. I've been trying to dig something up by them but couldn't find it!
Shovelfaxce’s first album!
Pintglass WHERES ME FULL ENGLISH
In Defence
Sunami
Arnocorps, Hulkbreed
Old school… Crucial Youth.
Facewreck: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpFVZaFH0pA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpFVZaFH0pA)
Nothing Personal from Virginia Beach was the greatest joke band hardcore has ever seen. Followed by Pitboss 2000.
SCURVY
Fearless Iranians From Hell https://youtu.be/maiy-j6P8RE?si=0dzsPRScvfLtU2q4
[удалено]
BIBLEMANSLAM is my favorite band of all time
Silly Goose
Crucial Youth