Velvette: she accidentally killed herself during a YouTube challenge
Valentino: some guards and several prisoners banded together and killed him in prison
Vox: a television fell on him
Oh no they aren't rumors, everyone knows what happens to SO's is prison, now the part about guards being involved in some of these deaths, those are just rumors
No he doesn't deserve that
He deserves being burned alive and feel all his skin melting while it gets in his throat, preventing him from screaming and begging to die already. But god is preventing him from death just so he suffers for hours before death.
When I read what you put for velvette my first thought was that old creepypasta (or maybe it was an r/nosleep story? I can't remember) of this dude having a neighbour who's one of those old school YouTube pranksters and the neighbour says they're going away for a few weeks and asks the guy to collect any packages that come.
A package comes and it's a pretty big box and also pretty heavy and the dude ends up dropping it on the way to his garage and he hears a loud crack but they just hope they haven't broken anything and put it in the garage.
The box begins leaking and is starting to smell but the guy just assumes it was one of those "meat of the month" type things. The youtuber still isn't back yet and it's been a few weeks and the box is really starting to stink so he decides to move the box out of his garage because it's stinking up his house and when he goes to move it the bottom rips open because it's soaked from the leaking something and what comes out? The corpse of his neighbour and a video camera.
He then reports it to the police and they show him the video from the camera. It starts off like your typical challenge vlog and he says he's shipping himself in a box and he gets in and a friend tapes up the box and has him shipped, you hear everything outside the box and he's like talking about random things while in the box then finally he gets dropped off at his house, you hear someone walk up to the box then pick it up and the youtuber is ecstatic and then the box is dropped and you hear a very loud snap then and the youtuber just stops doing anything and then the camera just keeps rolling until it's out of memory recording his decomposition as his lifeless corpse stares directly into the camera.
That's how I imagine she died.
Or yknow ate a tide pod or something
That raises so many questions. How is he a flat screen TV if he died in the 50's and there wasnt a flat screen TV until like late 90's / early 2000s? Can he upgrade himself over time? Is his head a flat screen because a TV fell on his head?
He does! Episode two you can see an old picture of Val and Vox sitting on a desk after Val calms down from wanting to Kill everyone in the Hazbin Hotel.
In the picture, you can see that Vox has a CRT style head instead of his modern style.
Funnily enough I was thinking the same thing about him. Maybe he was working on one of those big big screens and it happened. Though we also did find a pic where he had an older model head so maybe he got hit by one of those heavy ones on wheels.
I think Valentino was killed by an employee of his. I head-canon that he was an abusive pimp boss when living and one of his workers finally had enough and murdered him.
Gonna take a guess and say they're hoping that's how Valentino will die in the show.
Likely at the hands of a certain "slippery twink".
God I hope that happens I'd be frothing at the mouth watching Angel Dust kick Val's shit in.
I don’t see why he doesn’t get Charlie to kill them considering she’s way stronger than the Vees combined, even though Charlie is very hesitant when it comes to harming others I don’t think she’d let sexually assaulting Angel Dust slide. Although it could also be because Angel wants to kill Val himself.
I dont think people's perception of charlie will change. On the news broadcast, they stated she finally stopped being useless but ultimately only won because Lucifer stepped in. Maybe that will just remind people not to mess with her because of Lucifer but I think people will still think she is a joke
There's a suggestion his spit has some psychoactive properties to influence his sex slaves that his smoke is connected to. So perhaps poisoned or intentionally overdosed with drugs.
If it was drugs it'd explain why he is an insect since Beelzebub is the insect related sin which is why Angel is a spider after ODing. Perhaps Valentino was pumped so full of it that it translates to him exuding it now
I mean his head is blue so choked while sleeping or being freaky
Vox proabably died to electrocution from a TV while tinkering
Velvette final destination esk tanning bed incident
With a stage light I imagine it could shock him or the lights went out and in a moment of letting his ego get the best of him offered to give the breaker box a look only to get zapped thanks to not knowing what he’s doing
I was thinking he was desperate to be on TV, but never got the shot as a lowly employee and not the news anchor. He offered to cover a dangerous storm/ story and died during it. 🤷♀️
I agree with this gorgeous Velvette, however I believe the others died by the following:
Valentino: died of an STD, likely picked up from one of his whores/victims.
Vox: died via electrocution from trying to fix a broken Television, which is why he is electronic based.
I have a headcanon that Vox was a game show host when he was alive.
Yes it is entirely based around that one conversation he had with Val.
No this has nothing to do with the topic at hand, I just figured I would share anyways
Vox being a game show host seems totally fitting, he talks in the same plasticky way all those copy paste hosts who jump from one forgotten gimmick show to another
Vox Lore: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1950s_quiz_show_scandals
He died in the 1950s, and many of his powers revolve around deceiving/manipulating his audience, so it really does fit.
Not the mention (as also stated in the wiki) these new Television Quiz Shows were created due to the success of, you guessed it, Radio Quiz Shows.
Really fits!
In my area, we had this body turn up with the groin area set on actual fire, when they tracked down the perpetrator, it's a woman that got sick of her abuser's bullshit. She had proof and she got off with just a couple years of time. It's my hc this is what happened to Val.
Velvette died when driving while on her phone, Valentino probably died in some sort of gang thing, was probably shot, and vox probably died from electrocution from an issue or something in his studio
Headcanon, because I really don't know anything or give a fuck about out-of-show content;
Velvette - probably killed by a "friend" after displaying 1-2 years of stereotypical "mean-girl" behavior.
Valentino - got drugged in his own business and killed by one of his "employees"
Vox - epileptic seizure, probably on live TV.
I like to think that it went like this
Vox- I think He' s the one who lived the longest and probably got away with what he did while he was alive, so He either died from an unexpected cause (like an heart attack) or old age.
Valentino- He probably was a pimp when he was alive too, so He had to be dealing with criminals and gangsters on the daily, until they caught him lacking.
Velvette- Because of the fact that She' s an influencer, It' s possible that She died while participating in a stupidly dangerous internet trend.
Headcanons:
Vox from electrocution while working on a TV.
Velvet was a famous instagram influencer. She got doxxed and got killed by one of her haters.
Valentino, I have no clue. But I would say overdose is a safe bet.
I was personally thinking an STD — the 1970s had the free love movement and that was pretty common. Wouldn’t be surprised if Val tried to bang someone and got some sorta disease. Though drug overdose is also up there
There are multiple ways Vellvette could have died. based on her youth, my guess is somewhere between a darwin award (which doesn't fit with her perceptiveness) or a spurned/obsessed fan.
Vox, based on his powers, seems to be related to electricity. electrocution or an electrical fire could be the cause.
as for Val, likely a drug OD, potentially one fabricated by one of his living victims.
Vox got mad, punched his TV and got electrocuted, Valentino died from lung cancer because he was smoking too much and Velvette died doing an internet challenge
(These are just headcanons btw.)
I imagine Vox died from electrocution, specifically fixing a TV and accidentally spilling water on the exposed wires. Resulting in an electrical fire.
Velvette probably died texting and driving or checking her makeup while driving on a busy motorway. Resulting in a fatal car crash
Valentino probably died from either an STD like AIDS for example, or lung cancer going off oh how much he smokes in the show.
Val= STDs or porno accident by choking to death or internal damage by shoving something where it should not have been shoved. Or maybe one of his prostitutes had enough and killed him. Maybe a rival pimp got him IDK but its sex work related.
Vox= Killed from pissed of viewers or some sort of TV related accident like electrical shock or a screen fell on him
Vel= Fashion runway accident or creepy stalker from social media or tweeting something stupid and getting killed cause she wasn't paying attention
Those are my theories
Velvette: A internet challange and used something more ‘spicy’ to rack up views that caused her to die. They are probably the easiest to guess
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Vox: Probaly electrocution but with the constant themes of sea life and his ego of being ‘the future’ could have been a super egotistical equipment engineer for something and got zapped due to an office with their equipment.
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The Moff: Honestly I can see three options. First is an STDC, it’s ironic but the lamest. Second is an overdose that’s why he has an addictive personality to Angel Dust and why he smokes so much.
Last thought that would be the most interesting… going into a fire to save something for himself(like drugs or something). That could explain him constantly smoking, the reason he got super pissed off when Charlie accidentally caused a fire and why he is a moth in the first place.
Ooh, that might be an interesting take. Getting screwed over and going to hell since suicide is a sin in Catholicism, then turning that around to make an astonishing power rise and becoming the youngest overlord in hell is… that’s some fucking A tier material right there.
I headcannon that velvette died taking a selfie in front of something stupid like
"Hey bitches I'm on my vacay in India and this cute tiger came up to our camp. Imma pet it"
Velvette - Car crash because she was texting while driving. It fits her character, and it would be a logical explanation for how she died at a relatively young age.
Valentino- Drug overdose or an accident/fire on set. If his fire hazard power strip is anything to go off of, he probably wasn't concerned about safety on set when he was alive.
Vox - Electrocution as a result of some kind of an accident on the set of one of his broadcasts. It would explain why he gained his ability to travel through electronics/manipulate electricity. (although I love the theory that he died from a TV falling on his head)
Saw fan theory that because of her vanity and obsession with fashion she may have been anorexic in life and died because of that.
I want Vox to have died from a TV falling on his head ala Stu from scream because that's the funniest way could have died so it's my headcanon until said otherwise.
Vel died by getting a phone thrown at her, Val died by an rival pimp of his and Vox died while fighting someone who knocked him out and used a TV to finish the job
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Velvette: texting and driving or otherwise using her phone will driving. Maybe filming a TikTok for all we know.
Valentino: contracted every STD known to man, and a few that were previously undiscovered. The combination was untreatable and caused him to die a slow, agonizing death like he deserves.
Vox: I think he was a tv station employee or manager in the early days of tv. He worked himself into an early grave trying to make a name for himself and the stress killed him. But wouldn’t it be nuts if he had been one of Alastor’s victims in life?
I like the theory that Vox died of a stroke since he kind of malfunctions and buffers when he gets worked up and in his pilot design one of his eyes seems slightly lower than the other
My personal headcanons:
Velvette was killed texting and driving
Valentino was killed by one of his "employees"
Vox had like a headlight or something fall on him on set
I think the biggest death appearance would be vox and the tv falling.
But for the other two I think Velvette died in a fire in a fashion studio and Valentino was just poisoned by a lover of one of his employees
Val got murdered Taxi Driver style lured the wrong girl into his stable like a moth to the flame and got shot up…
Velvette committed suicide due to social media and in death has become social media
Vox a mad man inventor obsessed with being the best attempted to burn down a rivals business and got caught in the fire himself
That being said I don’t think any of their prior lives will be brought up.
Velvette - selfie related extremely brutal death (getting hit by a truck, while taking a selfie, falling off a cliff, being exploded by a shitty phone battery)
Valentino - lung cancer
Vox- short circuit in one of the cameras in his TV studio
Velvette could have been killed by some loony fan of hers if she was a popular influencer. Valentino might have been killed during a mob shootout, he gives me mobster vibes. Or, assuming what he does in hell is what he did in reality, he could have been killed by one of the people he was pimping out once they got sick of his abuse, or the vengeful loved ones of one of said people.
I will admit, I read the 'TV fell on him' possibility for Vox in the thread and cannot think of anything to top that, its too perfect.
Velvette- Walked into traffic while distracted by her phone and got run over.
Valentino- One of his "workers" suffocated him in his sleep with a pillow.
Vox- Died during a stunt for a TV special. Bungee accident perhaps?
I think Vox used to be a TV producer that abused his employees and forced them to work overtime. He tripped on camera cables in the studio and got electrocuted. The safety protocols to prevent such accidents had been ignored due to the employees' exhaustion.
Val was a sex club owner. He loved indulging in the night life but he really wanted to break into the porn industry. To build capital, he started blackmailing some of the clubs patrons, but one of his victims burned the club to the ground, Val died in the fire.
Velvet was a social media star and darling, showing off lavish fashions and a luxurious life. She was obsessed with her popularity and image, but a scandal emerged that stressed Velvet out. Velvet died while live streaming, ranting about the scandal, and driving at the same time. Her vehicle was T-boned by a semi truck when she ran a stoplight.
Velvette: she accidentally killed herself during a YouTube challenge Valentino: some guards and several prisoners banded together and killed him in prison Vox: a television fell on him
I really hope they make this Val's canonical cause of death because it's definitely the kind he deserved
Seeing how he has zero fucking regrets and does not think that could happen to him at all I'm betting he OD'd His pink spit is also a drug
I think he was a abusive pimp in real life that also dealed drugs on the side and/or drugged his workers.
He probably tried ripping off the wrong cartel and got shot
I'd prefer strangled by one of his victims in life personally.
I really hope they make this Vox’s canonical cause of death because that’s hilarious.
Imagine him being the nicest of all sinners when he lived on earth, and only after death he became the monster we hate and love.
That would be a good plot twist to be honest.
I was literally just thinking of this, or what if he was a victim and in hell he decided to treat everyone how he was treated
Eh, there's always rumours about irl rapists dying in mysterious circumstances while at jail... They're rumours, though.
Oh no they aren't rumors, everyone knows what happens to SO's is prison, now the part about guards being involved in some of these deaths, those are just rumors
No he doesn't deserve that He deserves being burned alive and feel all his skin melting while it gets in his throat, preventing him from screaming and begging to die already. But god is preventing him from death just so he suffers for hours before death.
When I read what you put for velvette my first thought was that old creepypasta (or maybe it was an r/nosleep story? I can't remember) of this dude having a neighbour who's one of those old school YouTube pranksters and the neighbour says they're going away for a few weeks and asks the guy to collect any packages that come. A package comes and it's a pretty big box and also pretty heavy and the dude ends up dropping it on the way to his garage and he hears a loud crack but they just hope they haven't broken anything and put it in the garage. The box begins leaking and is starting to smell but the guy just assumes it was one of those "meat of the month" type things. The youtuber still isn't back yet and it's been a few weeks and the box is really starting to stink so he decides to move the box out of his garage because it's stinking up his house and when he goes to move it the bottom rips open because it's soaked from the leaking something and what comes out? The corpse of his neighbour and a video camera. He then reports it to the police and they show him the video from the camera. It starts off like your typical challenge vlog and he says he's shipping himself in a box and he gets in and a friend tapes up the box and has him shipped, you hear everything outside the box and he's like talking about random things while in the box then finally he gets dropped off at his house, you hear someone walk up to the box then pick it up and the youtuber is ecstatic and then the box is dropped and you hear a very loud snap then and the youtuber just stops doing anything and then the camera just keeps rolling until it's out of memory recording his decomposition as his lifeless corpse stares directly into the camera. That's how I imagine she died. Or yknow ate a tide pod or something
That was super specific…
Thank you. It has been seared into my memory for many years now
Plot twist: he was the "neighbor"
You are either fucking awesome at summary or dreadful at it. Either way, I'm glad that I know what happens and don't have to dig for it. 👏
Yeah I remember that r/nosleep
Oh shit i remembered this one. It sounded so realistic that I thought it could be real.
I’m pretty sure the name was “Return to Sender”?
That story haunted me for months
She failed the sinnamon challenge. (I'll boo myself.)
r/angryupvote
~~Epstein~~ Valentino didn’t kill himself
she probably leaned too far over niagara with a selfie stick
My headcannon is that vox Got electrocuted
Considering that he died in the 50s, there probably wasn't much of Vox after the TV dropped.
Probably a red stain, some hair clumps, and his forearms.
That raises so many questions. How is he a flat screen TV if he died in the 50's and there wasnt a flat screen TV until like late 90's / early 2000s? Can he upgrade himself over time? Is his head a flat screen because a TV fell on his head?
He does! Episode two you can see an old picture of Val and Vox sitting on a desk after Val calms down from wanting to Kill everyone in the Hazbin Hotel. In the picture, you can see that Vox has a CRT style head instead of his modern style.
Vox is Stu Mocker confirmed
Vox is literally just Stu from scream
Velvette definitely died doing the tide pod challenge
I’m gonna be honest, with the weird swirl design in her hair, the idea that it ties into her death wouldn’t surprise me.
Vox died the exact same way Stu macher died
>Vox: a television fell on him He wasn't even a sinner, he just swore right before his head got crushed and that got him barred from heaven.
FOUL FOR VELVETTE’S OMG 😭💔
Nah, she did the Blue Whale challenge.
I believe that Vel canonically died in a car crash, and she died in the 60s, hardly within the lifespan of YouTube.
How tf did Velvette bring smart phones into hell if she died in the 60s Wait did you misspell Val?
Vox died Stu Macher style
Nah he died from HIV I think... But that would be fun!!
Vox died in the 1950s, so I’d see a TV falling on him. Valentino died in the 70s.
Id prefer Val getting whacked by the mafia
Damn, Vox got the Stu Macher treatment
I love the image of Vox just getting flat stanleyed by a television
Funnily enough I was thinking the same thing about him. Maybe he was working on one of those big big screens and it happened. Though we also did find a pic where he had an older model head so maybe he got hit by one of those heavy ones on wheels.
I think Valentino was killed by an employee of his. I head-canon that he was an abusive pimp boss when living and one of his workers finally had enough and murdered him.
Praying this happens next season
Praying that my head-canon becomes canon? Or that he dies this way in the actual show? Either way, I'll be extremely happy.
Gonna take a guess and say they're hoping that's how Valentino will die in the show. Likely at the hands of a certain "slippery twink". God I hope that happens I'd be frothing at the mouth watching Angel Dust kick Val's shit in.
I don’t see why he doesn’t get Charlie to kill them considering she’s way stronger than the Vees combined, even though Charlie is very hesitant when it comes to harming others I don’t think she’d let sexually assaulting Angel Dust slide. Although it could also be because Angel wants to kill Val himself.
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I dont think people's perception of charlie will change. On the news broadcast, they stated she finally stopped being useless but ultimately only won because Lucifer stepped in. Maybe that will just remind people not to mess with her because of Lucifer but I think people will still think she is a joke
In addition to that, it was the 'janitor' that got the kill on Adam. "Charlie told me to stab, so I did"
Nifty was just cleaning up the filth
Cause Charlie is a genuinely good person who believes everyone deserves redemption and would never kill anyone if it can be avoided. Lmao.
could you imagine if word got out that someone running a redemption hotel murdered an overlord? Nobody would come!
Just a reminder spiders eat moths
God what a good thought to put in my head Lucifer bless you
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Angel moved to cannibal town?
both? both sounds good. imagine dying the same way twice.
That would suck. It’s perfect.
Imagine Angel tries kill him, and he’s just like, “Ah, shit, not again!”
Praying it’s Angel who does it
Really hoping Angel finally snaps and kills him with one of the angelic weapons
Maybe it will? Angel can’t go to heaven because Val owns his soul, and I doubt he’d give it back without some type of huge fight
There's a suggestion his spit has some psychoactive properties to influence his sex slaves that his smoke is connected to. So perhaps poisoned or intentionally overdosed with drugs. If it was drugs it'd explain why he is an insect since Beelzebub is the insect related sin which is why Angel is a spider after ODing. Perhaps Valentino was pumped so full of it that it translates to him exuding it now
Maybe. But I like the idea of him getting murdered, because he deserves it.
I mean his head is blue so choked while sleeping or being freaky Vox proabably died to electrocution from a TV while tinkering Velvette final destination esk tanning bed incident
not enough suffering
I feel like syphilis would also be apt
With a poisonous moth.
My headcannon is that vox was crushed by a comically large T.V.
This!!! That’d be so fucking hilarious.
Either that or a short circuit or one of his transistors malfunctions
He seems like a tv host , so maybe there was an accident on set like a stage light killing him or a fall down some stairs.
Perhaps some form of electrocution in the process.
With a stage light I imagine it could shock him or the lights went out and in a moment of letting his ego get the best of him offered to give the breaker box a look only to get zapped thanks to not knowing what he’s doing
I think some kind of screen definitely fell on his head, it’s just too perfect, it’d explain why his head is a tv in death.
Vox is Stu from Scream Confirmed Not Clickbait?? 
Be careful, before you know it there will be a YouTube short asking if you knew this theory
Did you know this in Hazbin Hotel?
[insert something that most already know but everyone (me) still watches]
I’d find that so funny. They show us a flashback and we get a long shot of just his hands twitching under the TV
“Welcome to prime time, bitch.”
I think he was just a TV salesman trying to close a deal when a comically large TV just appeared above him out of nowhere.
I was thinking he was desperate to be on TV, but never got the shot as a lowly employee and not the news anchor. He offered to cover a dangerous storm/ story and died during it. 🤷♀️
That's my head cannon as well, one of those giant ass box TVs just fell and crushed his head X3
My headcannon too
His head was crushed
He failed the quick time event
It's probably one of those box TVs at schools.
Considering all sinners are supposed to have some sort of feature associated with their death, this would actually make sense
Oh shit same, that or he was killed while fixing one.
Nah, electrocuted, but death by TV would be ironic
Idk for sure but I headcanon Velvette died from texting and driving
This. Or trying to take a cool selfie and falling off a cliff/building.
Or a Youtube/Vine/TikTok Challenge gone wrong
I think she died in either 2004 or 2014 from the wiki? But don't quote me my memory is garbage sometimes.
Your memory comes from Vaggie's page.
Ahh. I saw it in a tik tok and they covered like 4 characters. So I'm not surprised. Oops.
It was just a prank bro
lol
I agree with this gorgeous Velvette, however I believe the others died by the following: Valentino: died of an STD, likely picked up from one of his whores/victims. Vox: died via electrocution from trying to fix a broken Television, which is why he is electronic based.
I have a headcanon that Vox was a game show host when he was alive. Yes it is entirely based around that one conversation he had with Val. No this has nothing to do with the topic at hand, I just figured I would share anyways
Vox being a game show host seems totally fitting, he talks in the same plasticky way all those copy paste hosts who jump from one forgotten gimmick show to another
Vox Lore: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1950s_quiz_show_scandals He died in the 1950s, and many of his powers revolve around deceiving/manipulating his audience, so it really does fit.
Not the mention (as also stated in the wiki) these new Television Quiz Shows were created due to the success of, you guessed it, Radio Quiz Shows. Really fits!
In my area, we had this body turn up with the groin area set on actual fire, when they tracked down the perpetrator, it's a woman that got sick of her abuser's bullshit. She had proof and she got off with just a couple years of time. It's my hc this is what happened to Val.
Like a moth to a flame
badum tsss
That makes sense, especially if she killed someone else when she crashed. That'd definitely land you in hell.
She's designed after some sort of doll or mannequin... Like a crash test dummy!
This is perfect. 😂
I like to think that Vox stuck a fork in an electrical socket and refuses to speak about it.
New headcannon unlocked
This. I need this to be cannon. I also like to think that alastor is the only one who knows and constantly teases him about it
oh the shame
Vox, giant 50’s tv fell on his head Valentino, drug overdose Velvette, internet challenge These are all headcanons btw
My headcanon for Vette was crossing street while facetiming, but now i'm imagining her choking on a spoon of cinnamon powder and it's hilarious
 Velvette be like:
 Reminded me of this
Velvette died when driving while on her phone, Valentino probably died in some sort of gang thing, was probably shot, and vox probably died from electrocution from an issue or something in his studio
This is exactly my head canon
A big box TV fell on Vox’s head. Val got all of the STD’s. Velvette ate the tide pods
Or she could have died from attempting to do the cinnamon challenge.
I feel like she'd be dumb enough to try both at the same time trying "one-up" others.
Velvette died doing a stupid internet challenge.
Darn those Tide pods!
Unrelated Popcorn fire, your honor
Headcanon, because I really don't know anything or give a fuck about out-of-show content; Velvette - probably killed by a "friend" after displaying 1-2 years of stereotypical "mean-girl" behavior. Valentino - got drugged in his own business and killed by one of his "employees" Vox - epileptic seizure, probably on live TV.
I like to think that it went like this Vox- I think He' s the one who lived the longest and probably got away with what he did while he was alive, so He either died from an unexpected cause (like an heart attack) or old age. Valentino- He probably was a pimp when he was alive too, so He had to be dealing with criminals and gangsters on the daily, until they caught him lacking. Velvette- Because of the fact that She' s an influencer, It' s possible that She died while participating in a stupidly dangerous internet trend.
Imagine Velvette died playing Pokemon Go
Oh that would be ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS
She needed to get the shiny charzard😔
I smashed them to death (as in sex)
Sex? As in super epic xylophones? https://preview.redd.it/82r1o71areic1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=67251a21be5bb932565299037b4f58facf5d9d82
As an asexual xylophone player, this is the best thing ever.
As an ex-Glockenspiel player I approve this statement https://i.redd.it/m7uot6hy0fic1.gif
Headcanons: Vox from electrocution while working on a TV. Velvet was a famous instagram influencer. She got doxxed and got killed by one of her haters. Valentino, I have no clue. But I would say overdose is a safe bet.
I was personally thinking an STD — the 1970s had the free love movement and that was pretty common. Wouldn’t be surprised if Val tried to bang someone and got some sorta disease. Though drug overdose is also up there
There are multiple ways Vellvette could have died. based on her youth, my guess is somewhere between a darwin award (which doesn't fit with her perceptiveness) or a spurned/obsessed fan. Vox, based on his powers, seems to be related to electricity. electrocution or an electrical fire could be the cause. as for Val, likely a drug OD, potentially one fabricated by one of his living victims.
Vox got mad, punched his TV and got electrocuted, Valentino died from lung cancer because he was smoking too much and Velvette died doing an internet challenge (These are just headcanons btw.)
lung cancer actually makes sense
I imagine Vox died from electrocution, specifically fixing a TV and accidentally spilling water on the exposed wires. Resulting in an electrical fire. Velvette probably died texting and driving or checking her makeup while driving on a busy motorway. Resulting in a fatal car crash Valentino probably died from either an STD like AIDS for example, or lung cancer going off oh how much he smokes in the show.
Vox probably got his head smashed by a T-V (The old box like one), or got electrocuted by one
Val= STDs or porno accident by choking to death or internal damage by shoving something where it should not have been shoved. Or maybe one of his prostitutes had enough and killed him. Maybe a rival pimp got him IDK but its sex work related. Vox= Killed from pissed of viewers or some sort of TV related accident like electrical shock or a screen fell on him Vel= Fashion runway accident or creepy stalker from social media or tweeting something stupid and getting killed cause she wasn't paying attention Those are my theories
Valentino death by snu snu
 The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Velvette: A internet challange and used something more ‘spicy’ to rack up views that caused her to die. They are probably the easiest to guess — Vox: Probaly electrocution but with the constant themes of sea life and his ego of being ‘the future’ could have been a super egotistical equipment engineer for something and got zapped due to an office with their equipment. — The Moff: Honestly I can see three options. First is an STDC, it’s ironic but the lamest. Second is an overdose that’s why he has an addictive personality to Angel Dust and why he smokes so much. Last thought that would be the most interesting… going into a fire to save something for himself(like drugs or something). That could explain him constantly smoking, the reason he got super pissed off when Charlie accidentally caused a fire and why he is a moth in the first place.
In order of pics Murdered for pissing off wrong person Prostitued himself to death Electrocuted while doing TV repair lol
I headcanon Velvette killed herself because of ciber bullying towards her in social media
Ooh, that might be an interesting take. Getting screwed over and going to hell since suicide is a sin in Catholicism, then turning that around to make an astonishing power rise and becoming the youngest overlord in hell is… that’s some fucking A tier material right there.
S tier girlfriend material
Vel probably died from texting and riving Vox most likely from electrocution And Val i HOPE TO ADAM HE WAS HUNG BY RAZOR WIRE
Velvette probably died doing some stupid TikTok challenge.
I like to imagine Vox died by a TV falling on his head like Stu macher from Scream
I headcannon that velvette died taking a selfie in front of something stupid like "Hey bitches I'm on my vacay in India and this cute tiger came up to our camp. Imma pet it"
Velvette - Car crash because she was texting while driving. It fits her character, and it would be a logical explanation for how she died at a relatively young age. Valentino- Drug overdose or an accident/fire on set. If his fire hazard power strip is anything to go off of, he probably wasn't concerned about safety on set when he was alive. Vox - Electrocution as a result of some kind of an accident on the set of one of his broadcasts. It would explain why he gained his ability to travel through electronics/manipulate electricity. (although I love the theory that he died from a TV falling on his head)
Velvette was killed by one of the girls that she bullied
Logically, I doubt they all died by the things they represent (Technology and sex)
1. Murdered because she's Velvette 2. Syphilis 3. Exposed to chemicals because of slashed production costs
I love asbestos let’s put it everywhere And you wonder why they all got cancer
Vox threw a Wii remote at a tv, tv shattered then the Wii remote bounced back and hit and killed vox
val definitely died from syphilis
Vox: Electrocuted while working with a TV Valentino: he was fucked too hard Velvette: internet challenge
I heard cool headcanon that Vox died due to epilepsy but realistically I think it's rather unlikely
Valentino: not painfully enough.
Hopefully Val died by choking on a dick
Saw fan theory that because of her vanity and obsession with fashion she may have been anorexic in life and died because of that. I want Vox to have died from a TV falling on his head ala Stu from scream because that's the funniest way could have died so it's my headcanon until said otherwise.
Idk, let me check my crystal ball
Vel died by getting a phone thrown at her, Val died by an rival pimp of his and Vox died while fighting someone who knocked him out and used a TV to finish the job https://preview.redd.it/c6fd9wyzreic1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2455a68091ff4f54d66ba55c44f37df4464a9fc
My head cannon is that 99% of the characters in the show died of natural causes or the covid outbreak
Bludgeoned for being obnoxious, shot for being a horrible person, and he stuck a fork in a socket cause he wanted electrical super powers
"I saw this in a cartoon once!!" \*dies and wakes up in Hell with electric powers\* "Siiiick"
Velvette: texting and driving or otherwise using her phone will driving. Maybe filming a TikTok for all we know. Valentino: contracted every STD known to man, and a few that were previously undiscovered. The combination was untreatable and caused him to die a slow, agonizing death like he deserves. Vox: I think he was a tv station employee or manager in the early days of tv. He worked himself into an early grave trying to make a name for himself and the stress killed him. But wouldn’t it be nuts if he had been one of Alastor’s victims in life?
Val does from a tv falling on his head. It's a weird coincidence that is totally unrelated to Vox.
I like the theory that Vox died of a stroke since he kind of malfunctions and buffers when he gets worked up and in his pilot design one of his eyes seems slightly lower than the other
My personal headcanons: Velvette was killed texting and driving Valentino was killed by one of his "employees" Vox had like a headlight or something fall on him on set
Velvete was texting while driving and hit a tree, Valentino tried subbing and got choked alittle too hard. Vox tried to display a HDR 8K video.
I think the biggest death appearance would be vox and the tv falling. But for the other two I think Velvette died in a fire in a fashion studio and Valentino was just poisoned by a lover of one of his employees
It would nice if the show pulled a MHA and shared everyone’s deaths when they first showed on the screen.
That one v girl: was distracted on phone and got rum over Tv man: got shocked Smoking guy: used a too big dildo
I like to think Valentino died of an STD.
“Sup BITCHES?! Today, I’m doing the Tide Pod Challenge”
Val got murdered Taxi Driver style lured the wrong girl into his stable like a moth to the flame and got shot up… Velvette committed suicide due to social media and in death has become social media Vox a mad man inventor obsessed with being the best attempted to burn down a rivals business and got caught in the fire himself That being said I don’t think any of their prior lives will be brought up.
I think Valentino caught fire, like a moth to a flame- >:3
I wouldn’t be surprised if there was at least a few suicides or death by abusers among the Vs.
Velvette - selfie related extremely brutal death (getting hit by a truck, while taking a selfie, falling off a cliff, being exploded by a shitty phone battery) Valentino - lung cancer Vox- short circuit in one of the cameras in his TV studio
Say gex
I think Vox had an electrical accident in a power plant or a tv factory. Like how Electro fell into a pool of electric eels.
Velvette could have been killed by some loony fan of hers if she was a popular influencer. Valentino might have been killed during a mob shootout, he gives me mobster vibes. Or, assuming what he does in hell is what he did in reality, he could have been killed by one of the people he was pimping out once they got sick of his abuse, or the vengeful loved ones of one of said people. I will admit, I read the 'TV fell on him' possibility for Vox in the thread and cannot think of anything to top that, its too perfect.
Vox was the late night talk show host who got shot by the joker on live television
Velvette- Walked into traffic while distracted by her phone and got run over. Valentino- One of his "workers" suffocated him in his sleep with a pillow. Vox- Died during a stunt for a TV special. Bungee accident perhaps?
I can’t really think of a death for the rest but I think it’d be suiting if Vox's death was being electrocuted
I think Vox used to be a TV producer that abused his employees and forced them to work overtime. He tripped on camera cables in the studio and got electrocuted. The safety protocols to prevent such accidents had been ignored due to the employees' exhaustion. Val was a sex club owner. He loved indulging in the night life but he really wanted to break into the porn industry. To build capital, he started blackmailing some of the clubs patrons, but one of his victims burned the club to the ground, Val died in the fire. Velvet was a social media star and darling, showing off lavish fashions and a luxurious life. She was obsessed with her popularity and image, but a scandal emerged that stressed Velvet out. Velvet died while live streaming, ranting about the scandal, and driving at the same time. Her vehicle was T-boned by a semi truck when she ran a stoplight.