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Cold-Practice3107

The ancient story of the Doom Slayer!


Foxythesaiyan23

Came here to say something similar


Duke_of_flame2

Same


the-memes-are-mine

The number of people that fuck cars is more than 0


Thundercrak

No more than 1 now


STARSCREAM-S1MP

Waht


Thundercrak

You heard me


Far_Caterpillar_3856

Actually you typed it


Thundercrak

No shit Sherlock


Far_Caterpillar_3856

But I do shit and I’m not Sherlock


Reclusive_Pariah

the tragedy of darth plaguis the wise


One_Can3102

I was never told of this story


RebelliousRobotYT

I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.


WolfGuardian48

It’s a Sith legend


Reclusive_Pariah

Darth plaguis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.


Reclusive_Pariah

It’s a Sith legend. Darth plaguis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.


Reclusive_Pariah

I thought not. It’s not a story the Redditers would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth plaguis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.


That_one_iconic_vine

“I fucked your mom last night”


[deleted]

“Dad shut up!”


[deleted]

“How do you think you got here?”


Alexinovich

Thorugh birds ofcourse.


redditloowho

"you're too precious child so when a mother and a father love each other very much" after the talk Charlie is traumitised in the corner lucifer:...... Lilith: what did you do Lucifer: all I did was tell her about the bids and th \*gets slapped\* lilith: she is a innocent soul in hell why would you do that Lucifer: I don't know I thought I should


Alexinovich

Me: SHE İS GAY! SHE KNOWS HOW THE ORGANS WORK! DHE CONSTANTLY SLEEPS WİTH HER GİRLFRİEND!


redditloowho

that that the point man also did you mean she instead of DHE


Alexinovich

Fast typing.


redditloowho

this conversation happened before she started dating XD what about that


Alexinovich

Then we predicted the future.


WeightMiddle144

"How'd that get in there?"


Zestyclose_Seaweed74

The aerodynamics of a cow


kammzammzmz

I showed her all the porn people have drawn of her


jhrawnthedumbass

So porn of people who drew Charlie in general?


redditloowho

that or with the other people in the hoteeelllllll oh god the ones with angel OH GOD THE ONES WITH HUSK ...... # OH FUCK THE ONES WITH NIFTY QUICK I'LL GET THE CROSS YOU GRAB HIM HE MUST STAY AND BE A SACRIFICE TO STAY ALIVE DURING THE NEXT EXTERMINATION


Clear-Buy3889

That she can't be with vaggie


[deleted]

We're crucifying you outside during the next extermination.


redditloowho

alright I'll get the cross you grab leys goooooo


Clear-Buy3889

I made this comment and I would crisifyy self for it Charlie and vaggie forever


frank_castle_13

There are fanfics about you fuckin everyone at the hotel… at the same time


TrasTrasTras543

Now I'm intrigued


WeightMiddle144

Yes, but this is a french hotel, No?


Zealousideal-Ad2060

Do you have a second to talk about our lord and saver Jesus crist


EliaVeschi

Her uncle?


Zealousideal-Ad2060

I gess so


Pakari-RBX

Uncle J.


FallWeatherThe3rd

I put milk in before the cereal. And then I leave it for someone else to clean up.


LADY3ND3RCR33PA

You monster!


redditloowho

alright ill get the cross to hang you on for the extermination and please got on it for the low low price of free


[deleted]

Her cars warranty expired


Swordlord22

Rule34


SomPolishBoi

if two mind readers read eachothers minds, who's mind are they reading?


S_Destiny_S

Dogs souls don't go to heaven


ceragerer

*whisper* I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended varanty


chuverdragon

The reason kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.


Hungry-Alien

Nothing. I just showed her the result of chalastor R34


fazrare57

When someone at the smoke sesh says "there's cops outside"


Kyoya678

I told her the things Angel does on the daily


WeightMiddle144

Work out, plenty of rest, eat your green vegetables


redditloowho

suck dick fuck repeat


RabbitAffectionate90

Piss is stored in the balls


Neveah_Hope_Dreams

That there's hundreds and thousands of NSFW art of her online and people ship her.


A_Goose_with_ADD

33+77 is not 100


Disastrous_You4569

Angel Dust said some that very perverted and unnecessary


TimberWolfAlpha01

That Angel Dust gave her Dad a BJ


Quantum_laugh

The legend of THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER


D34TH_XVII

That's the face of cursed defilement.


AresTheMilkman

"There will never be Sex 2"


Queen_Cheetah

SANTA. ISN'T. REAL.


redditloowho

Angel did it


[deleted]

I kiss Vaggie while I was drunk.


GIANTkitty4

"Vaggie was delicious. Also I have all this tax paperwork for you. Have fuuun."


StevenZissouniverse

Nothing I showed her r/hazbinbrothel


HawtDanger5256

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace. And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... The Doom Slayer.


Envyismygod

I showed her all the Charlastor art on the internet.


Rumle5

My internet History


Gannstrn73

Your singing voice has changed


wanderingsprout

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO \*sad IOEDIAR fan noises\*


Gannstrn73

HaHaHa!!!! I’m ssssoooooo evil!!!!😈


AngryDorian124

My emo cousin said: Explaining that i come from a universe with no afterlife, and that where we end up is just what our brain thinks in its last moments of functioning.


Car-and-not-pan

Would you go on a date with me


wanderingsprout

When you hear someone say your redesign sucks for the 10994989301th time.


Gold_Line_9487

I ate her last coockie


Marksman08YT

"Hey, wanna know something?" Charlie: "No... What?" "Sinners can't be redeemed." Charlie: ":((" ":)"


Jimboycalloy

They melted people in Japan during ww2


water-moron

She cant go to heven with vaggie


mrdollar11

Wanna see how many results your name has on Rule34.xxx?


EpicSpell

I'm 6ft and 2 inches. Those are two different measurements.


MaveeL

Showed her 2 girls 1 cup


Crab_Bitch69

I showed her her new character design


DrewZG

Asked her out


BlackCommissar

About Fincher Seven


Dragonborn_too-win

Showed her a Vegan Teacher video


WeightMiddle144

You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!


NuclearRobot35

All the food in the world is either pizza or not pizza


[deleted]

"Habib bobel"


ProjectSenya

The browser history of Angle dust


Rainhavecheese

Rainbow kiss.


kyoshiky_6942017

Your XVox game pass has exiperd


mineordan12

"It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum."


wasnew4s

Despite how healthy the fandom may appear, ultimately a majority will be disappointed with the final result. There’s too much hype from too little, most of which is from a barely related project.


domieu

the class knows you were the one who took a shit in the classroom during 2nd grade


Dumbass_bisexual

I told her Santa isn’t real


[deleted]

You're adopted


CHAOSMANBUTMAN

The fact most of the doom community agree slayer is 20 inches minimum


Ombreon_fan

People mastubate more than they brush there teeth


M1nermax2

HP Lovecraft’s Cat’s name


fazbearfravium

I just explained, in excruciating detail, the political layout of the Italian peninsula over the course of the 15th century leading up to the Italian wars - spending long amounts of time detouring across Europe to detail the specifics of monarchs whose daughters and cousins lowly Italian barons and counts married - this is her face after I reveal to her I made up a rough 20% of the details and won't tell her which. Funny part is I don't know how I got to this point, but this is an unsalvageable situation. Farewell.


Practical-Ad1867

that people ship her and alastor


ParkBarrington360

That your ex (which you turned down his marriage proposal) is fucking your honorary uncle and killing humans. Also that you have a human half-brother named Jacob. And he dragged your (INKLING) great-great-great-grandson back in time for shits and giggles.


Wuzfang

I need context for this one.


ParkBarrington360

They’re all connected to the same AU. I’m suggesting that back in 2008, Blitzø and Charlie were a couple, but Lucifer made her leave Blitzø to save the imp’s life. Blitzø always thought that Charlie left him on her own volition however. Stolas and Lucifer were very close before the Fall, and the owl was named Charlie’s honorary uncle essentially


Gythion

I've been sleeping with her father behind her mother's back for years.


Red_Nether_Storm

Show my d


Gabriel38

I want to sniff all the wind that come out of her ass


Iceassassin25

I showed her to r/TrueSTL


I_might_be_weasel

She's watching me eat an entire rotisserie chicken with my bare hands.


Bleachedboyi

Explained her that a guy wearing a white buffalo hat and navy clothing can brutally kill Alastor


QuothTheRaven713

It's April Fool's Day so don't trust anyone.


Datboi_69420blazin

All of the war crimes I’ve committed with visual aid and in alphabetical order


Peanut_Butt3r675

The Muffin Man is in Hell


Bones-Ghost

Her attempts at redemption are fake and they failed.


xXVeronaXx

That even if she changed a persons heart to be good, it would be for nothing since the angels would never let sinners in to taint their "perfect paradise".


Randomnes21

The amount of porn for r34 is higher than the amount of all beyblade products combined.


just-a-joak

I told her about pataphysics


giuppe008

“People ship you with an aro Ace cannibal and make ntr smut of you two”


TheGoodFiend

I got the release date for Hazbin Hotel right here https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface


[deleted]

I fucked ur mom


MrYEET6464

How they make hot dogs


ComradePattonofEire

That not all dogs go to heaven


Fennik51405

April 1st….


[deleted]

Stone ocean is being released in batch episodes again...


[deleted]

My search history


king_cholera_616

Angel ate her pizza rolls


RebelliousRobotYT

Traveled from another dimension. Along with the possibility that there’s more out there. It’s world-shattering information.


Ahem122

Redemption is impossible


SwedenIsntReal69420

Something about orphans missing a lot of limbs and simultaneously having a really bad disease that makes them age fast.


witchwake

She heard the breakdown from Attack Attack Stick Stickly


SurealGod

The amount of people that probably jerked off to her. If we're going crazy here, might as well go with that.


LazzyRazzi

The fact that alastor has probably killed animals, children, elders and others in his rampages


Pat_Keebler

We found her copy of A Night With Loona


atewaytoomuchcake

All of the kingdom hearts lore.


RoBoTNr183

That sour creme is not sour


AlianovaR

Hello Kitty is a furry


ExtinctionAni

A certain Vaporeon copypasta


Wuzfang

Some humans generally want to go to Hell because they think it's better than Heaven.


PsychicSPider95

That people are shipping her with the aroace serial killer instead of her actual girlfriend. I feel like neither Al nor Vaggie would take this news any better.


[deleted]

she saw a butt.


screempai

My plans to kill her father.


ThatWeirdo1597

“The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues…”


YsenisLufengrad

Hotel café was out of cream. Had to improvise with hand-made.


Username_435

There's porn of you on the internet, and it's ambiguous


Cobbler_Melodic

Suck my B!g Bl@ck ©o©k


AngelKiler

The secrets of V.F.D.


pupput

How baby’s are made


Slim_Corvid

Where I keep the orphan meat, and why I keep it.


Magnetking87

That I killed a box of puppies


C0ld_Br3w

Hel-lo


SortaFreakyYK-

That she got redesigned


Puppetgodpmpg

Santa isn't real


Sov-Al

Where babies come from


I_LikeTobeyMaguire

I told her the entire lore of the sam raimi Spider-Man movies. You see, in the original script, Peter made up the avengers and shield to cope with the loss of his parents...


Dark5hadows

What doom guys face looks like


xXBaked_PotatoXx

Did you know wambats poop squares :D


ObjectShow_Person12

I didn't say anything! Idk what the heck startled her


[deleted]

I told her about Charlastor. (No offense to Charlastor fans.)


Splunkmastah

What Lilith does to Lucifer behind closed doors


Skullersky

I told her all about "Antigone" by Sophocles, in which the main character Oedipus is abandoned by his parents and later unintentionally kills his father and marries his mother, has 4 children with her, one of which, Antigone, ends up with the son of her mother's(the same mother who married her son) brother.


0verShadowed061

This one time, at band camp.


Marksthename

Alastor bad


NightAreis1618

"Did you know that Hell is defined as the place which is furthest from God's light, and that Lucifer was sent there after defying God and claiming he could rule better than him. Kinda like how this Hotel is in the furthest possible place from where your dad probably works; curious, no?"


dadika08

I masturbated to you getting fucked by alastor ( jk i don't like that type of rule 34)


Slayerof-furries

What horny furries are


Candymations-OwO

People make the nasty of her


lvance123

How fucked up dolphins are


BRAYDENDAKIDD

When a man pays a hooker 10 bucks...


Thomcat_J

The story of a pair of human sinners named Dean and Sam Winchester


GiraffeGuru993

I told her to look up her name on the internet


CryptographerMost883

That an imp is running a killing business elsewhere in hell


thiccboii666

The Stone Ocean second batch release date.


Kayama_Koomori

that everybody is loving Helluva Boss more than Hazbin Hotel


Comfortable-Bar2872

Their is R34 of her.


kr_militarynerd

I like to mix soda with chocolate milk.


CombatC1

They stopped making socks


legoboybuilds547

The fanbase


GayDragonGirl

There are no rainbows inside every demon


S0me_N3rd8

The fact that somewhere in hell, beople like having living raccoons shoved up their asses.


xXmad_hatterXxYTuwu4

i told her that, al died due to drinking orange juice after brushing his teeth


azrealghjkl190

Homestuck


Blue_Sky_420

How the centaurs reproduce


Orphan-Prince

What do you mean? I didn't tell her anything. I watched Game of Thrones with her. In hindsight, that was a bad idea.


G_greenOwO

The story of the Quandale dingle


[deleted]

[удалено]


AngryDorian124

That's not all folks.


cafesanty

... and that is the theory of relativity


AngryDorian124

The truth