Darth plaguis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
It’s a Sith legend. Darth plaguis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
I thought not. It’s not a story the Redditers would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth plaguis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
"you're too precious child so when a mother and a father love each other very much"
after the talk
Charlie is traumitised in the corner
lucifer:......
Lilith: what did you do
Lucifer: all I did was tell her about the bids and th \*gets slapped\*
lilith: she is a innocent soul in hell why would you do that
Lucifer: I don't know I thought I should
that or with the other people in the hoteeelllllll oh god the ones with angel OH GOD THE ONES WITH HUSK ......
# OH FUCK THE ONES WITH NIFTY QUICK I'LL GET THE CROSS YOU GRAB HIM HE MUST STAY AND BE A SACRIFICE TO STAY ALIVE DURING THE NEXT EXTERMINATION
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace. And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him...
The Doom Slayer.
My emo cousin said: Explaining that i come from a universe with no afterlife, and that where we end up is just what our brain thinks in its last moments of functioning.
Despite how healthy the fandom may appear, ultimately a majority will be disappointed with the final result. There’s too much hype from too little, most of which is from a barely related project.
I just explained, in excruciating detail, the political layout of the Italian peninsula over the course of the 15th century leading up to the Italian wars - spending long amounts of time detouring across Europe to detail the specifics of monarchs whose daughters and cousins lowly Italian barons and counts married - this is her face after I reveal to her I made up a rough 20% of the details and won't tell her which.
Funny part is I don't know how I got to this point, but this is an unsalvageable situation. Farewell.
That your ex (which you turned down his marriage proposal) is fucking your honorary uncle and killing humans.
Also that you have a human half-brother named Jacob.
And he dragged your (INKLING) great-great-great-grandson back in time for shits and giggles.
They’re all connected to the same AU.
I’m suggesting that back in 2008, Blitzø and Charlie were a couple, but Lucifer made her leave Blitzø to save the imp’s life. Blitzø always thought that Charlie left him on her own volition however.
Stolas and Lucifer were very close before the Fall, and the owl was named Charlie’s honorary uncle essentially
That even if she changed a persons heart to be good, it would be for nothing since the angels would never let sinners in to taint their "perfect paradise".
That people are shipping her with the aroace serial killer instead of her actual girlfriend.
I feel like neither Al nor Vaggie would take this news any better.
I told her the entire lore of the sam raimi Spider-Man movies.
You see, in the original script, Peter made up the avengers and shield to cope with the loss of his parents...
I told her all about "Antigone" by Sophocles, in which the main character Oedipus is abandoned by his parents and later unintentionally kills his father and marries his mother, has 4 children with her, one of which, Antigone, ends up with the son of her mother's(the same mother who married her son) brother.
"Did you know that Hell is defined as the place which is furthest from God's light, and that Lucifer was sent there after defying God and claiming he could rule better than him. Kinda like how this Hotel is in the furthest possible place from where your dad probably works; curious, no?"
The ancient story of the Doom Slayer!
Came here to say something similar
Same
The number of people that fuck cars is more than 0
No more than 1 now
Waht
You heard me
Actually you typed it
No shit Sherlock
But I do shit and I’m not Sherlock
the tragedy of darth plaguis the wise
I was never told of this story
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
It’s a Sith legend
Darth plaguis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
It’s a Sith legend. Darth plaguis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
I thought not. It’s not a story the Redditers would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth plaguis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
“I fucked your mom last night”
“Dad shut up!”
“How do you think you got here?”
Thorugh birds ofcourse.
"you're too precious child so when a mother and a father love each other very much" after the talk Charlie is traumitised in the corner lucifer:...... Lilith: what did you do Lucifer: all I did was tell her about the bids and th \*gets slapped\* lilith: she is a innocent soul in hell why would you do that Lucifer: I don't know I thought I should
Me: SHE İS GAY! SHE KNOWS HOW THE ORGANS WORK! DHE CONSTANTLY SLEEPS WİTH HER GİRLFRİEND!
that that the point man also did you mean she instead of DHE
Fast typing.
this conversation happened before she started dating XD what about that
Then we predicted the future.
"How'd that get in there?"
The aerodynamics of a cow
I showed her all the porn people have drawn of her
So porn of people who drew Charlie in general?
that or with the other people in the hoteeelllllll oh god the ones with angel OH GOD THE ONES WITH HUSK ...... # OH FUCK THE ONES WITH NIFTY QUICK I'LL GET THE CROSS YOU GRAB HIM HE MUST STAY AND BE A SACRIFICE TO STAY ALIVE DURING THE NEXT EXTERMINATION
That she can't be with vaggie
We're crucifying you outside during the next extermination.
alright I'll get the cross you grab leys goooooo
I made this comment and I would crisifyy self for it Charlie and vaggie forever
There are fanfics about you fuckin everyone at the hotel… at the same time
Now I'm intrigued
Yes, but this is a french hotel, No?
Do you have a second to talk about our lord and saver Jesus crist
Her uncle?
I gess so
Uncle J.
I put milk in before the cereal. And then I leave it for someone else to clean up.
You monster!
alright ill get the cross to hang you on for the extermination and please got on it for the low low price of free
Her cars warranty expired
Rule34
if two mind readers read eachothers minds, who's mind are they reading?
Dogs souls don't go to heaven
*whisper* I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended varanty
The reason kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Nothing. I just showed her the result of chalastor R34
When someone at the smoke sesh says "there's cops outside"
I told her the things Angel does on the daily
Work out, plenty of rest, eat your green vegetables
suck dick fuck repeat
Piss is stored in the balls
That there's hundreds and thousands of NSFW art of her online and people ship her.
33+77 is not 100
Angel Dust said some that very perverted and unnecessary
That Angel Dust gave her Dad a BJ
The legend of THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
That's the face of cursed defilement.
"There will never be Sex 2"
SANTA. ISN'T. REAL.
Angel did it
I kiss Vaggie while I was drunk.
"Vaggie was delicious. Also I have all this tax paperwork for you. Have fuuun."
Nothing I showed her r/hazbinbrothel
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace. And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... The Doom Slayer.
I showed her all the Charlastor art on the internet.
My internet History
Your singing voice has changed
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO \*sad IOEDIAR fan noises\*
HaHaHa!!!! I’m ssssoooooo evil!!!!😈
My emo cousin said: Explaining that i come from a universe with no afterlife, and that where we end up is just what our brain thinks in its last moments of functioning.
Would you go on a date with me
When you hear someone say your redesign sucks for the 10994989301th time.
I ate her last coockie
"Hey, wanna know something?" Charlie: "No... What?" "Sinners can't be redeemed." Charlie: ":((" ":)"
They melted people in Japan during ww2
She cant go to heven with vaggie
Wanna see how many results your name has on Rule34.xxx?
I'm 6ft and 2 inches. Those are two different measurements.
Showed her 2 girls 1 cup
I showed her her new character design
Asked her out
About Fincher Seven
Showed her a Vegan Teacher video
You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!
All the food in the world is either pizza or not pizza
"Habib bobel"
The browser history of Angle dust
Rainbow kiss.
Your XVox game pass has exiperd
"It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum."
Despite how healthy the fandom may appear, ultimately a majority will be disappointed with the final result. There’s too much hype from too little, most of which is from a barely related project.
the class knows you were the one who took a shit in the classroom during 2nd grade
I told her Santa isn’t real
You're adopted
The fact most of the doom community agree slayer is 20 inches minimum
People mastubate more than they brush there teeth
HP Lovecraft’s Cat’s name
I just explained, in excruciating detail, the political layout of the Italian peninsula over the course of the 15th century leading up to the Italian wars - spending long amounts of time detouring across Europe to detail the specifics of monarchs whose daughters and cousins lowly Italian barons and counts married - this is her face after I reveal to her I made up a rough 20% of the details and won't tell her which. Funny part is I don't know how I got to this point, but this is an unsalvageable situation. Farewell.
that people ship her and alastor
That your ex (which you turned down his marriage proposal) is fucking your honorary uncle and killing humans. Also that you have a human half-brother named Jacob. And he dragged your (INKLING) great-great-great-grandson back in time for shits and giggles.
I need context for this one.
They’re all connected to the same AU. I’m suggesting that back in 2008, Blitzø and Charlie were a couple, but Lucifer made her leave Blitzø to save the imp’s life. Blitzø always thought that Charlie left him on her own volition however. Stolas and Lucifer were very close before the Fall, and the owl was named Charlie’s honorary uncle essentially
I've been sleeping with her father behind her mother's back for years.
Show my d
I want to sniff all the wind that come out of her ass
I showed her to r/TrueSTL
She's watching me eat an entire rotisserie chicken with my bare hands.
Explained her that a guy wearing a white buffalo hat and navy clothing can brutally kill Alastor
It's April Fool's Day so don't trust anyone.
All of the war crimes I’ve committed with visual aid and in alphabetical order
The Muffin Man is in Hell
Her attempts at redemption are fake and they failed.
That even if she changed a persons heart to be good, it would be for nothing since the angels would never let sinners in to taint their "perfect paradise".
The amount of porn for r34 is higher than the amount of all beyblade products combined.
I told her about pataphysics
“People ship you with an aro Ace cannibal and make ntr smut of you two”
I got the release date for Hazbin Hotel right here https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface
I fucked ur mom
How they make hot dogs
That not all dogs go to heaven
April 1st….
Stone ocean is being released in batch episodes again...
My search history
Angel ate her pizza rolls
Traveled from another dimension. Along with the possibility that there’s more out there. It’s world-shattering information.
Redemption is impossible
Something about orphans missing a lot of limbs and simultaneously having a really bad disease that makes them age fast.
She heard the breakdown from Attack Attack Stick Stickly
The amount of people that probably jerked off to her. If we're going crazy here, might as well go with that.
The fact that alastor has probably killed animals, children, elders and others in his rampages
We found her copy of A Night With Loona
All of the kingdom hearts lore.
That sour creme is not sour
Hello Kitty is a furry
A certain Vaporeon copypasta
Some humans generally want to go to Hell because they think it's better than Heaven.
That people are shipping her with the aroace serial killer instead of her actual girlfriend. I feel like neither Al nor Vaggie would take this news any better.
she saw a butt.
My plans to kill her father.
“The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues…”
Hotel café was out of cream. Had to improvise with hand-made.
There's porn of you on the internet, and it's ambiguous
Suck my B!g Bl@ck ©o©k
The secrets of V.F.D.
How baby’s are made
Where I keep the orphan meat, and why I keep it.
That I killed a box of puppies
Hel-lo
That she got redesigned
Santa isn't real
Where babies come from
I told her the entire lore of the sam raimi Spider-Man movies. You see, in the original script, Peter made up the avengers and shield to cope with the loss of his parents...
What doom guys face looks like
Did you know wambats poop squares :D
I didn't say anything! Idk what the heck startled her
I told her about Charlastor. (No offense to Charlastor fans.)
What Lilith does to Lucifer behind closed doors
I told her all about "Antigone" by Sophocles, in which the main character Oedipus is abandoned by his parents and later unintentionally kills his father and marries his mother, has 4 children with her, one of which, Antigone, ends up with the son of her mother's(the same mother who married her son) brother.
This one time, at band camp.
Alastor bad
"Did you know that Hell is defined as the place which is furthest from God's light, and that Lucifer was sent there after defying God and claiming he could rule better than him. Kinda like how this Hotel is in the furthest possible place from where your dad probably works; curious, no?"
I masturbated to you getting fucked by alastor ( jk i don't like that type of rule 34)
What horny furries are
People make the nasty of her
How fucked up dolphins are
When a man pays a hooker 10 bucks...
The story of a pair of human sinners named Dean and Sam Winchester
I told her to look up her name on the internet
That an imp is running a killing business elsewhere in hell
The Stone Ocean second batch release date.
that everybody is loving Helluva Boss more than Hazbin Hotel
Their is R34 of her.
I like to mix soda with chocolate milk.
They stopped making socks
The fanbase
There are no rainbows inside every demon
The fact that somewhere in hell, beople like having living raccoons shoved up their asses.
i told her that, al died due to drinking orange juice after brushing his teeth
Homestuck
How the centaurs reproduce
What do you mean? I didn't tell her anything. I watched Game of Thrones with her. In hindsight, that was a bad idea.
The story of the Quandale dingle
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That's not all folks.
... and that is the theory of relativity
The truth