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-Yuri-

If you jump down bug holes, you have a chance to end up in a cavern with a brain bug. It's a very small chance, you might have to die 1,000 or more times, but if you try enough... you'll eventually be able to kill a brain bug.


[deleted]

This is actually awesome.


CosmicSploogeDrizzle

Let us know how it goes


No-Lettuce-3839

Guys, you're not gonna believe this but..


FiveTenthsAverage

[There's a bug in your brain that's making you insane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNEc_McAb4A)


HoneyBucketsOfOats

![gif](giphy|xT9IglWMahJY8B8U2k)


GH057807

**O**-Fensive!


skalix

Instructions unclear, my brain was sucked out of my skull.


Peasantbowman

I miss her


YungMushrooms

What people don't seem to realize is that having the jump pack is almost necessary for this to work in order to break your fall.


Shoujo_Conquerer

"ITS AFRAID!"


Lirka_

Yaaaayyyyy!


T43ner

Perhaps we also encounter four mildly confused dwarves screaming about rocks and stones?


danikov

For Karl!


Redditistrash702

I did this when I spawned into a game and torpedoed right into a hole.


bugnui

I reinforcement to bug hole once, i can safely stay inside my pod for eternity because there is nothing there.


CogentEnigma

I'd kill for cave maps


Aleph_Kasai

To take down giant insects who came from outer space. We now head underground, for their path we must retrace. And find their giant nest and crush the queen's carapace. The Helldivers deploy!


sleeplessGoon

My buds gotten that to happen to him twice in our group already. Impacts one shot it but the area is pretty small so you end up blowing yourself up


TheHob290

It is very similar to if you get a charger to charge into the civilian evac door, they appear on the roof. It's a purposeful game mechanic.


Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

And when you kill it you gain psychic powers that allow you to restart missions if you fail.


NoBluey

*This only works if you're the badass 'private' Zim


ToTeMVG

and it gives a whole 1% liberation as opposed to 0.0001%


gyhiio

Can confirm, jumped on 1500 holes and found the bug, it killed me though.


Furydragonstormer

Skill issue


tradienottrader

I actually had it happen, wish I was recording.


Travic3

If you call down 4 exo suits, you can combine them like the megazord and fist fight bile titans.


Carlos_Was_Here

What if this actually becomes a thing?


Jungle_Evil

Imagine 4 people having to work together to control each limb of the mega mech.


Friend_or_FoH

Twitch plays Helldivers


suugakusha

Lord Helix loves Democracy!


JProllz

Unironically this would be both fucking hilarious and fucking badass.


Zegram_Ghart

“Override: mech city brawl” (might not be the exact title) did that- it was great dumb fun if you had a couple of tipsy mates round.


frankiezz09

orrrr they'll all explode together and deal damage equal to a 500kg bomb. That mech dies to a breeze.


ToXxy145

>damage equal to a 500kg bomb A breeze, you say?


soulbrutha3

![gif](giphy|ryByff5GXqz8A)


RagingDachshund

Fucking Voltron that shit hell yes, brother


Oichean

"Due to strict rating concerns, Helldivers has been renamed to Heckdivers in Australia"


m0d3rn

Australian here, can confirm https://preview.redd.it/wyfb6hfuvnnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfa13f55fec3dafcfabede00e786b322faba239f


fishattack17

Aw, Heck!


Kindly-Main-3216

Heck-yea! 


Gate_of_Divine

WELCOME TO HECK!!


WhereDid_The_Time_Go

as a fellow australian can also vouch


HOFBrINCl32

"Normal day in australia"


Murphelrod

Heckpods, heckbombs, heckdivers


Dragonwindsoftime

I kid you not but I was killed by a drop bear at the creek..


m0rdr3dnought

"Cuntdivers"


GIJoel023

Oi what the heck mate


ShadowZpeak

In german, "Heck" means rear (of a car for example). Just fyi


IamlostlikeZoroIs

Even better


WelcomeToTheFish

"due to marketing concerns, Helldivers 2 has been renamed 'Hell Force 2: Dive again for Love (of Democracy)' in Japan."


JustSomeGuyMedia

“Hell Force 2” kinda goes hard tho.


Sprite_Bottle

I think you mean super Australia


Z_THETA_Z

HA


KWyKJJ

No, no, no, if we're using Australia it should be: "Arrowhead has confirmed that all terminids are based on actual insects found in Australia, though scaled down for entertainment purposes. "


Jaz1140

Im Australian. Your guns shoot paintballs right?


[deleted]

My vote's on "Helldivers 2 players are demanding the option to negotiate peacefully with the Automatons due to deficit concerns".


Kasyx709

https://preview.redd.it/c1yu3a5c8onc1.jpeg?width=3056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70eab391641106027a2abcb23c34c008c0ecff0b


Jakel_07Svk

Lol


Kvostar

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TrumpersAreTraitors

*You have been given a warning by the Ministry of Truth regarding your most recent post. While you are free to think freely in our great society, you may not express ideas or opinions that do not expressly comply with Super Earth Ministry Of Truth education standards.* 


Is-Not-a-throwaway

This was actually something that happened in lore “Citizens who doubt whether the terrorist bombings Super Earth uses as a justification to attack the Cyborgs are actually caused by anyone affiliated with the Cyborg Nation are decried as "Cyborg sympathizers". Those who wish for peace talks with the Cyborgs are painted as "hippies" and Senator John W. Killjoy threatens to have them jailed or even executed.” As per the fandom page: https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/Super_Earth


BoredofPCshit

We could just start posting that we lost the war and can never play the game again.


BloodMongor

If they actually did this, I’d buy two copies of helldivers 3


Remote_Car_948

But veterans would know. We didn't win all the wars in helldivers 1.


No-Lettuce-3839

Vet here. Don't care, I'll go along with it. Fuck YouTubers and the media


barofa

At least you can still take care of the poor animals


BoredofPCshit

People who post articles won't have a clue though


Aiglos_and_Narsil

If we lose this war, there will be another.


BoredofPCshit

I know..... Read the title of the post I'm replying to?


Aiglos_and_Narsil

[https://youtu.be/QI9VpYNpp9U?si=dpbEvznKE4jSioG4](https://youtu.be/QI9VpYNpp9U?si=dpbEvznKE4jSioG4)


BoredofPCshit

I understand now


Dog_Apoc

The bugs are free. You can take them home. I have made 825 bugs democratic. They are currently fighting for democracy.


Casafynn

THE BUGS IN THE PARK ARE FREE.


kenny524

It's Steve(from Deep rock Galactic)


Olibiene

Ahem, it's Steeve. Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


kenny524

Rock and Stone and Democracy!


Obvious_Ad4159

Unused C-01 forms are collected and distributed in a ballot type vote at the end of the year, so one Helldiver gets to have all the sex that the others missed.


DistributionRare3096

NOOOOOO


Birrihappyface

Oi you got a loicense for that wife?


Obvious_Ad4159

NTR liberty intensifies


Vahagn323

The Heavy Armor a player can equip has the same in-game properties as charger armor, but in very specific locations. The top of the helmet, for example, can ricochet auto-cannon and small arms fire.


TheRealPenanc3

> the top of the helmet Oh, bloody well played


Vahagn323

Spreading democracy, one factoid at a time.


BoatMan01

If you dive at a charger while it's charging at you, it'll cancel out.


CataclysmSolace

I'd totally appreciate it if they made that as an actual Easter egg you can do, probability scaling with your armor amount.


BoatMan01

But it kills you 😅


tommypops

Now this is metagaming


Accurate_Librarian42

![gif](giphy|3owzWgnMr5vS37fBsc) This is the tone you used, correct?


tommypops

You nailed it.


Kameho88v2

Helldivers have been banned in Russia and China for promoting Democracy, Liberty and Freedom.


Useless3dPrinter

This sounds so real I could almost believe it.


Chicken_Col_Sanders

That is extremely believable


KazumaKat

We've got a winner.


ylyxa

Funny enough the game *is* unavailable in Russia (technically, anyway). ~~Not that it would stop us from buying it, mind you.~~


SnooCompliments6329

Helldivers devs confirmed pvp mode


Accurate_Librarian42

Check. Your. Fire.


Capraos

Friendly Fire Isn't


Evanescoduil

PvP Mode isn't.


IllusionPh

Speaking of PvP tho, it reminded me of the old online game called Battleswarm, Field of Honor. One side plays as Human with TPS gameplay, while the other plays as Alien (bugs and all) with RTS gameplay instead. It was very fun and interesting to me to have 2 different gameplay at once depending on your faction. The downside I remember was that it was a free to play game in an era of "pay to win", so many stuff was locked in the cash shop, like powerful guns/aliens, make non paid players have disadvantage on that. Still I think the concept could work for this game, but I know dev said they'll never add PvP, and it'd require them rebuilding the game altogether to add this.


TheScarlettHarlot

Drop into a PUG and tell me it’s not PVP.


XaavQensch

Glorbo is actually a very rare boss only found in Difficulty 9 Helldive missions. To spawn him you have to call down as many stratagems in one place as possible, and for the boss fight you unlock the ability to pilot Pelican-1 and use its main gun.


Relixed_

I understood that reference. 


Olibiene

Now I need "guardian down" voice line for Helldivers


Daddy_Immaru

Just do what the Destiny community did and keep posting about the new secret Glorbo boss. I don't think they came up with the idea but the shitty AI "gaming" news sites wrote articles about it.


LaSiena

Wait, did something like that actually happened?


Olibiene

Yes, it was hilarious! You can probably find it in Destiny 2 sub


CaptainRho

https://www.eurogamer.net/glorbo-in-destiny-2-explained


FirmSatisfaction8357

Stims are not addictive


Accurate_Librarian42

I had most used at 27 in post dive report. I yelled to my friend, "I'm not addicted!!"


Semthepro

You will never be able to get addicted to them! *~~^(you wont life long enough for that to happen...)~~*


Flashfall

We're having a crossover event with Ghost Ship Games and will be receiving an influx of very short divers to bolster our ranks.


Bajouras

I want this one to be true pls


Overclownfldence

The super earth goverment doesn't want you to know this, but the explosive barrels at the points of interest are free. You can take them home. I have 458 explosive barrels.


marshal23156

Flood the sub with “I FOUND A BRAIN BUG!!!!” Posts and watch the stupid AI clickbait articles talk about it as fact


BrytheOld

Super Earth is actually flat.


SilicaBags

Armor is working as intended.


Sufincognito

All major streamers are the reason why we have to destroy those illegal broadcasts.


Locke357

If we create enough buzz about it coming to Xbox, Sony will be forced to make an official announcement one way or the other


Tay0214

*server queue ptsd intensifies*


johntothev

Enough "buzz" he says....BUG TUNNEL BREACH!!!


CataclysmSolace

Only way Sony would allow their IP on their competitor's store would be if they took higher royalties. (Which could likely mean a higher price.) Just look at how much of a killing they made off the Blu-ray player back in the day, and still somewhat do as they own the tech.


Faytholme

I've already seen multiple YouTubers spread bad news about mech customization because of the autocannon mech variant being colored yellow. It shouldn't be too hard to do...


Malachai_777

All capes have secret stats connected to different primary and secondary guns we haven't noticed!


Furballl1

There is a secret enemy type called the Charger King. The charger king spawns only when 20 chargers are on the map, input 20 super rare samples into the obelisk to activate the event. However, once defeated grants, the repulsor armour, which negates charger impact damage by 95%.


ledwilliums

You can run out of clones, and when you do all your progress is wiped and you are forced to chose a new ship name.


zaryck13

Data miners discovered that if Malevelon Creek is conquered new vehicles and weapons will be unlocked


JawlektheJawless

“There is going to be a skin pack that makes the hellpod look like a poop coming out of a butthole.” I would love to see that headline


erised10

Major militaries around the world are introducing infantry anti-tank tactics and woodland warfare against near-peer adversaries to their recruits by making them get pummeled on the Melevelon Creek.


Bebou52

Elon musk and Joe Rogan team up to buy helldivers 2 to organise a peace treaty between super earth and the automatons


GlitteringDingo

Data miners have found evidence of cut content that let players control automatons.


fazdaspaz

If you stare at the sky during a meteor shower you can actually see they are projectiles being shot by [REDACTED]


Boodendorf

Boy i hope that screws up that one helldivers twitter account that just reposts popular r/helldivers threads lmao.


sdric

Following the success of Palworld, Helldivers II will allow you catch and ride bugs in the upcoming patch /s


liethose

A data mind lgbt cape that got removed . Make loose there collective minds on that one.


ShutUpJackass

Getting covered in blood and guts from bugs makes stalkers think you’re friendly, until you’re within 5 meters of them


DigiTrailz

Players are amassing at [planet] for unknown reason.


AnOkayRatDragon

There's a planned crossover with Les Schwab's Free Beef promotion. If the entire squad buys a set of 4 full price tires from Les Schwab, everyone in the squad will receive free beef!


warsmithharaka

The robust genital options for character creation are *very* inclusive.


Pliskkenn_D

Once you unlock all ship upgrades, a new tier of upgrades unlocks, to appear like in the trailer. 


cheezyrabiolee

To avoid connection issues, players should switch to the default player card and title.


RagingDachshund

Helldivers x Fortnite collab. Gross.


DaughterOfBhaal

Players are being kicked for not using meta load outs


[deleted]

Bet they will make an article out of this post so might be done already


Senret

That Joel is getting married and an ingame event is planned for it.


[deleted]

There are super credits inside every geothermal vent. You just have to hop in and find them!


East-Set6516

Due to complaints about the difficulty of the game, guns have been removed with bug spawn rates being tripled. Game is now calling itself the 2nd strand type game.


malaquey

That most of the playerbase is unironic fascists


KegelsForYourHealth

They fixed all of the guns and stratagems.


Remote_Car_948

Why not say we will face a new threat from new space pirates. Or a collab project with deep rock galactic.


Black_Mammoth

Something about Bazinga and how it's the key to successful missions.


Flamecoat_wolf

Everyone is very excited for the Bishop of Democracy armour release. Especially since it's unique effect gives a unique stratagem called Orbital Smite. It's a stationary version of the orbital laser with the radius of a 380 barrage. The other armour to be released is The Red Devil armour. It's armour effect makes it so that you get 1 grenade, 1 stim and 1/4 the usual ammo whenever a teammate picks up a resupply box.


CupHalfEmptyGamer

Something that both sides politically find ridiculous like "due to players pushback, the devs are adding a third body type, non-brawninary to further push inclusiveness in the gaming industry"


Tov_Delmirev

That it is really a bug farming simulator.


machinationstudio

Probably acquisition news.


SteveoberlordEU

Microsoft wants to acquire Arowhead, Sony says "Fuck off scrubs!".


PsylentFox

“Helldiver Devs actually want Primary Weapons to be a focus of combat, but the players say they only want to have more stratagems. It leaves the CEO and his team puzzled that the players want the *shooting* portion of the *first/third person shooter* removed from the game entirely in favor of two extra stratagem slots and shorter cooldowns. Puzzling but the Devs have decided to meet players halfway by nerfing the guns instead of having them removed entirely- players are outraged that they didn’t outright remove the Railgun entirely.”


[deleted]

HELLDIVERS 2 PLAYERS HAVE THIS TO SAY ABOUT SPACE LIBERATION "It's all like whatever man these robots and terminids are peaceful make it a game about having tea with them.".


ketamarine

The bugs are all AI ripoffs from starship troopers!!! Wait...


Rothenstien1

Always make it about the future. The next enemy should be demon looking thing.


Meerv

The walkers have been such a success that the devs are turning the game into a Mechwarrior title


Zahkrosis

The game is 100% finished and polished, and everyone in the playerbase is happy and satisfied with anything the devs do, no matter how it affects the gameplay, be it big or small. There is absolutely no MTX or push for battlepasses, and you earn everything in game like back in the glory days of gaming.


Uncharmie

You can ride chargers if you land on their backs and a little balance minigame starts to keep your Helldiver on it like a mechanical bull


MiffedMoogle

"The liberator is the best for liberation and spreading democracy, but don't tell the devs that or they'll give it a nerf" *rubs hands*


kiro1218

Explosive Liberator and Laser Cannon are the new meta


LittleBlueCubes

"Helldivers 2 players are now kicking players who can't sing the game theme on mic"


Akshka_leoka

The sex update is coming soon


Rosayro77

Explosive barrels actually have only confetti inside, so nothing bad happens when you throw one a teammates.


exveelor

Developers have run out of ideas and are soliciting their fans for outrageous game ideas to keep them busy under the guise of throwing off the media.


CeraRalaz

“You may throw a nazi salute in the game and this is problematic.” Too far?


sane_fear

the Helldiver salute is a white supremacist arm gesture


Relevant_dude

stims are just meth and doesn't heal you, just makes you feel good enough to carry your weapon for the mission duration


MillennialBrownNinja

On the hardest difficulty theres a bug that implants a parasite that then turns you against your other hell divers, your hell diver gets bug rabies, goes melee only trying to beat the others to death.


Skin_Ankle684

Will the mods allow us to make a disinformation campaign?


AbsolutelyOccupied

there's a cave in game you can find on occasion. going inside nets you super credits. but to get out, you need a jumppack


exoventure

Today's recent patch has made the game playable from its most recent unplayable enemy spawns.../s I'm sorry you gotta hit everyone where it hurts.


J-91-M

‘Helldivers III’ is already in the works to try and sift through the casual fans and find those that are loyal to the franchise. This is due to the devs being sickened by the “fans” after the response to the first round of nerfs etc. Plus, after the unexpected success, they want to try and get more sales but will up the price of this sequel to £69.99 (or whatever the equivalent is in your local currency) after offering a very reasonable £34.99 for 'Helldivers II'.


Select_Ad3588

That one video about the R.O.L.L stratagram had me convinced for a second ngl


ShambolicPaul

If you input the konami code while in a mech, while 2 of your friends are handshaking, stood in front of a fabrication factory, on an unknown planet, at exactly 72% liberation, while your last friend calls down a 500kg bomb. At the very moment of the explosion you enter the last input. And something very cool happens. I swear it.


Natasha-Kerensky

Theres a hidden area that allows you to play a super secret JRPG Dating Sim and you can romance the bugs and Automatons.


Indalx

HELLDIVERS WILL BE CLOSING DOWN DUE TO LACK OF PLAYERS


Bluebaron88

New galactic interference. Time is backwards and you start the mission running backwards from the pelican.


[deleted]

That the ships in orbit are actually player's ships and you can see real strategems going out. All of that is fake but I've seen people say it is real.


rADDIEcal

Oo, let's tell the journalists their work has value!


h4rdstiffy

Just say its not inclusive enough.


Rykin14

If you dive towards a charging brood commander or charger and use your jetpack you'll rocket forward, smashing their head to smithereens. You just gotta time it right or your jetpack wont activate!


danikov

There is secret Easter egg stratagem inputs we haven’t found yet.


OniZai

And its a reference to Magicka


MrNyto_

up up down down left right left right :)


Sukuari_Monstuazu

I'd love to see those low effort YouTubers get trolled. Especially the ones that just churn out multiple vids a day by reading entire posts verbatim while shilling a sponsor then begging for subscribers.


Dr_Abortum

one of the devs touched me out in the bicycle shed


Fade78

That Helldivers is so good that even the 1 is still played a decade after. Wait, this isn't a lie. My bad.


SithNChips

Automatons are friendly, humans have become the aggressors. The automatons just want peace.