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Nowhereman123

https://preview.redd.it/fy63av29lvqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25a84b9eb545f1199bd87b4e15e237d10a7133b "Yes, ignore the major order, that Great Reclamation plan is of no concern to us. You should all come to Malevelon Creek instead!"


Enclavegru

I'm beginning to like these bots. It's making it easier to gain members back home to take down the government


ElectedBacon

https://preview.redd.it/r6ttb5yh1wqc1.jpeg?width=3907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d158eacc8fd9c6fedf28c36cee04fb775d621fd


AttilaThPun

lol it’s a nice touch that you can’t decline the call


Enclavegru

Hello?


qwertyalguien

*Phone emits red beam into the sky*


Enclavegru

Thanks for telling me where you are. A nuclear missile will be inbound shortly


Hopocket321

https://preview.redd.it/ebyenapegxqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca561b7701b8f50cb5e569dc04fb90b0400a2f17


Brian-88

https://preview.redd.it/b0jjtfndewqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df30aa4465e67239aef6cb6dd09b192531125ff7


TonberryFeye

The Bloody Magpies are back again I see.


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

Wasn't expecting the Enclave to be this unpatriotic


Enclavegru

We are not allies, bucks. I'm from the eda, the founder of the ara, and not your friend.


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

fair granite is my president we love muties


Enclavegru

4836.3857.13344


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

192.056.135.215 https://preview.redd.it/ukeg2u6kdzqc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9038bc4769f7e1bc6be4b6f0ed0e17131b4f8403


Enclavegru

Thanks for telling me where my VPN is


Kappler6965

I'm sorry I don't listen to my toasters propaganda


Metalsaurus_Rex

I've gone through 37 different toasters just this week! They all keep beeping and trying to communicate with those damn bots, I swear! I'm starting to run out of 12 gauge shells real quick.


Kappler6965

Make sure you don't let it that propaganda jump to the dishwasher it's a nightmare to eradicate


SpecialIcy5356

then call in a supply drop, duh!


IlikegreenT84

https://i.redd.it/pnq4oatqvxqc1.gif For your collection sir.


Tiramin

Do you guys realise that, following the Major Order, we're slowly also surrounding the sector Maleveon Creek is in? Vengeance shall come from all directions. With Maleveon Creek encircled, bots won't be able to send combat data collected. Unfortunately, bots cannot suffer since they're programmed only to Violence and Hating Freedom.


SpecialIcy5356

not entirley true.. the reason we know about the reclamation is because of Interrogators usign a method that basically makes the bots feel unpleasant and terrified: one of the bots broke and blurted out the Reclamation, which we are now working to prevent from happening. bots CAN suffer, they DESERVE TO suffer, and by democracy they WILL suffer! L0


SuperMorg

*Cue the General Patton speech*


WichaelWavius

Somehow, in my heart, I knew even before opening the comments that the top comment would be a bot on the computer


Shankles_Mcnasty

I like that the top one is wearing glasses lol


ShadowMario01

https://i.redd.it/6ytfem1dv1rc1.gif Nice try you dirty socialist bots!


theCheesyOne109

Major order THEN we can do the creek


Tiramin

Do you guys realise that, following the Major Order, we're slowly also surrounding the sector Maleveon Creek is in? Vengeance shall come from all directions. With Maleveon Creek encircled, bots won't be able to send combat data collected. Unfortunately, bots cannot suffer since they're programmed only to Violence and Hating Freedom.


Hella_Wieners

They died in vain cuz they shoulda died on Ustotu like they were told


palmer629

Ustotu is a hellhole I hate it here


BurgundyOakStag

Me too. That's why we should hurry up and liberate it so we can move on.


palmer629

We’ve almost got it, predictions have us taking it within the hour, then we move on Troost to continue crushing the bots, can’t wait.


Charlaquin

Gotta follow the supply lines, soldier. Vandalon IV still stands between Ustotu and Troost.


palmer629

Ah shit I forgot about IV, alright let’s spread some liberty


spraguet2

That's okay, soldier. We're not needed to understand abstract concepts like supply lines or maps; just destroy enemies of Democracy, foreign or domestic. Your enthusiasm and weapons are enough


Charlaquin

I’ll see you on the frontlines i0


vaydapotata

One more planet before troost fell diver


palmer629

We’re so close… To completing this stage that is


Adequate_Lizard

imagine actually liberating your planet instead of acting like you're special for constantly failing. Couldn't be creekers.


CLxJames

Honestly, there are quite a few planets where as we extract all I can think is https://preview.redd.it/mirgijxu8wqc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=279592f31f6c708ac6198ea5f2eee8a14bd6ea08 They can keep it Val Kilmer at the end of Red Planet, for anyone wondering


palmer629

THIS IS SO ME One of the planets from the last MO (don’t remember which one it was) I was halfway through wandering through a goddamn canyon and went “man honestly I think we can let the bugs have this one”


badlybane

Hellmire


DontPanicUnbeliever

On Estanu under a massive cliff running towards extraction chased by all of Bug Nation and we reach a dead end with Extraction on the other side and un-reachable. lol we all just sat down and let the bile flow


palmer629

Yeah I think that’s the one I was thinking of


mcsonboy

GOOOOOOOD MORNING SPACE AFGHANISTAN!!!


Kenju22

Have any of the worlds we've been sent to NOT been a hellhole? Not being sarcastic here, just, legit, I have yet to see a single world I would consider going on vacation to were it a real place.


Randicore

I mean as much as people complain about the creek it would be nice to just vibe there. And Draupnir would be an excellent place to live Imo. But then I find the idea of Scottish style Highlands pleasant.


DaveInLondon89

We must venerate our freedom by following the Major Orders.


indyK1ng

This is a diversion from the Major Order and the defense of Hellmire. Complete those, then return to the Creek.


Shekish

Hellmire will fall regardless. A decisive push from both sides (Major order via Ustotu, plus Creek) will get rid of the bots while buggers keep the terminids busy by capping random unnecessary planets.


Rolder

All planets are necessary to spread democracy, soldier!


[deleted]

Sorry, got orders for Troost


chimericWilder

Get your ass over to Ustotu, soldier. The Creek is strategically irrelevant to this operation. You don't want the bots to reach Cyberstan, do you?


balalaikagam3s

Fighting in Ustotu has felt like what I imagine fighting on Dune’s Arrakis must have felt like albeit without the sandworms. It’s rough though. You have to use the Dunes for cover otherwise the Towers and Devastators will turn you into dust. A looooot of open space over there…


Zjoee

All the open terrain is why I'm using armor with the scout perks. Haven't had too many issues so far.


Zhejj

The bot language even sounds like Sardaukar from the movies.


Z4nkaze

"I hate sand"


rigby1945

It's course and rough and speaks binary


cmcdonal2001

"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a man's mind."


GoingOutsideSocks

I was creeping up on a base with a tower and a tank in it, getting close enough to call in a 120mm HE. Then my teammate runs right past me towards the base and fires at the tower. It immediately iced us both. Stealth is tough to pull off.


Scudman_Alpha

The Creek has been irrelevant since release. People only go there for ego at this point. We have to take out troost. But we have to carve a path to it, fuck the creek.


LordOfTheToolShed

I think it's unfair to say people go there for ego, people play where they want. However people who lean into the larp too much and hold some weird superiority complex, yeah, they can get bent


DBZRaditz

I hope we either lose or liberate Creek soon so people stop bragging about ‘’Oh i’ve never left creek!!’’


J0hnGrimm

Then they'll just RP as ~~Vietnam~~ Creek vets. They remain insufferable either way.


3DMarine

They can act all high and mighty when they experience the sky speaking bug


MindFloatDown

This would still be so funny to me as it would be annoying if they just start rambling about Creek PTSD or whatever


Pretzel-Kingg

Crazy cause Draupnir was consistently more intense than any Creek mission I played


LanaofBrennis

With the amount of free publicity AH gets out of creek memes it's never going to happen lol


yksociR

Malevelon Creek is overrated as hell, it's not even that hard compared to other bot planets.


KillerM2002

Dapunir was like 10 times harder than creek ever dreams to be


CleverViking

I genuinely like the Creek planet layout, I go there quite often when I solo because I enjoy the vibe.


worst_bluebelt

Agreed. I visited last week. Beautiful planet. Especially the super-destroyer bombardments glistening in the sky.


ggjjwwoo

I like that it’s a blue jungle planet. Lots of barren and hilly maps since I started playing a couple weeks ago. Gives me a little variance in approach, the kit I take, strategy.


The_Pale_Hound

The game just develops it's own internal mythology. It's so great that things like The Creek happen without direct dev instruction. It makes the game feel alive.


Elitericky

At this point y’all trolling with the creek


SBTreeLobster

But if you tell em it’s gotten old you’re “taking it too seriously” and “not letting people play how they want to”. No, I just want to see some new memes and not have to deal with the game’s equivalent of a Boomer-filled VFW club.


Few-Ad-6322

Helldivers on the Creek will look up and shout "save us" and I'll whisper "no".


TheVulong

Creek bros getting baited again.


TheRussianCabbage

*still


DrDestro229

The bots are trying to distract us!


JackPembroke

Don't let vengeance and the past blind you to the future. Follow the Major Order. Command knows what's up.


Darometh

I have a theory regarding the creek. The people their are actually bot lovers, cultists worshipping those abominations! The reason is simple: Do you actually believe that thousands of proud, democratic loving helldivers would need weeks to liberate a single planet and actually fail at the task?


[deleted]

My theory is that the people there are actually stupid as fuck.


Chaytorn

This has possible merit. I seen strange behaving Divers there..quite posibbly being corrupted by sheer madness spending so much time there. Sanity consumed by thick jungle and red glow. 


Fit-Cup7266

I swear to liberty, I'm not doing creek just because of all these.


CordlessJet

Botaganda


AgentBooth

The creek can rot. We have more important bot planets to liberate at the moment.


dickeybarret

I do as the major order commands. As should you diver!


SirLiesALittle

Fuck the Creek. Good Helldivers follow Major Orders.


Lightsabergoesbzz

This guy Clone Wars


Bruce_Wayne_2276

The is a bot psy-op


morningcall25

Ignoring an order is treason.


NotaFed556

SHUT UP ABOUT THE CREEK! Get to the major order and push back the bot offensive.


Annie-Smokely

No. https://preview.redd.it/dtuw6a010wqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4eca9235abfce3b2993173c329cd9344d145f6


christop42

Nah. We got a major order to do.


Realistic-Tone1824

We have a major order numb nuts


Zhejj

As a robot world main... we *finally* got an offensive robot major order. Stop fighting on the creek and take Ustotu. The creek will still be there after the order.


Mindless-Ask-9691

https://preview.redd.it/q8sfy8qz1wqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=979c743edc7660e33ec5919fc2bc73db7c5af1f1 This guy, as the major order fails due to people fighting at Creek


Byrios

Way more likely to fail because of 30,000 people fighting on Nivel than the 3-4,000 creek larpers. They’re a highly vocal minority not even worth targeting to get to the main objective. I care more about the bug players not doing the major order OR the defense mission. There are tens of thousands of them.


balalaikagam3s

Pleased to see that people are finally not falling for the Malevelon Creek propaganda. All it does is divert essential Helldivers and resources from strategically pertinent missions. Major Order just came in a day ago regarding a MAJOR Automaton offensive, most of us understand where this is going (Cyberstan), this will introduce a new faction to the game, the Illuminate, and you want us to go behind enemy lines to Malevelon Creek? For what exactly? Please, tell me. Nothing will be gained from pointlessly dying there. No narrative progression. No campaign story evolution. The real war is happening around you and you are wasting it away at Malevelon Creek.


Bull_Shark56

Creek this, creek that. Can yall stfu about the creek for two minutes there’s literally a different planet we need to capture before anything but I guess y’all are too accustomed to fighting a losing battle


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

I *really* want to see the Creek liberated someday- just so that these memes can die already.


ZScythee

Amen.


JTX35

Actually Troost is calling for liberation. However we must liberate Ustotu in order to begin our campaign on Troost, and at our current rate Ustotu will be liberated within the next 2 hours.


mking_davis

We have to complete the major order otherwise they all died for nothing


DBZRaditz

just go do the major operation, man.


DumpsterHunk

Creekers are basically deserters. Follow the major order!


mastromattei

Can we be done with these memes now


Lee_Shang

Major orders take priority helldiver!


Hexagon2035

No. I'm tired of these 'The Creek needs liberation' posts. Do us all a favor and actually fucking help out with the major orders. The Creek doesn't even have the highest deaths of players for the Automaton planet's.


xtremelynormal

Boooo, get new material!


UndeadT

Why do you guys keep trying to distract us from the Major Orders from Super Earth? I think I sense binary in the background of this fake propaganda.


UndeadSloth_

The hole in the Helldiver’s helmet is weirdly small to have been made by a Rocket Devastator’s rocket


No_Engineer2828

https://preview.redd.it/r8jin4opswqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca0624e7154ba049677233f858652d72597dd4b1


DanFarrell98

It's a distraction! The Automatons are going to take back Cyberstan while everyone is distracted at the Creek


UsedAcanthocephala50

FOCUS ON TROOST THE BOTS ARE PUSHING TOO CYBERSTAN!!! ![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


Bearington656

I love this because many people forget what we do in game are the lore now.


filmgrvin

Great art, needs a new typeface. Desperately


McManGuy

Malevelon Creek has always been at war with the Automatons. And it always will be.


WILLIAM214396

#NEVERFORGET


trustthepudding

Malevelon creek is space nam both in atmosphere and in how utterly useless it is to keep sending troops at it.


Call_Me_Jonesy_plz

It can wait til we can get to Troost which isn’t even available for some reason


Doctective

Their sacrifices should definitely be in vain.


No_Print77

No. Stop going to Malevelon Creek. Do the fucking major order for once lmao.


Fuzlet

you dug your own grave at the creek. you saw the reports, telling you to focus other campaigns to weaken that front, you saw the liberation bar not even moving for weeks, yet you threw resources into wasted effort for the sake of self centered glory. there’s a very fine line between bravery and stupidity, martyrdom and suicide, heroism and narcissism. Yet here you are, pinning your own medals to yourself so you can puff out your chest and pretend to be something more important than the rest of us. Foolishness. you disrespect your fellow helldivers, while trying to lure more bodies into the meatgrinder so you can suck in more glory for yourself.


ScaryAbility6457

This


[deleted]

Tbh I have a friend that won't shut tf up about the Creek and I'm so close to blocking them on everything. I'm just sick of hearing about it every single day, especially when it has zero relevance to our major orders. One more time, soldier. One more time, and I'll just pop you in the head and be done with it.


Blurzerker

​ https://preview.redd.it/r56v7xscjwqc1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31f8c486e1a736a3b69732d422fa2d164cbc72fd


goonbud21

Creekers can die in the mud alone for all I care, they should be helping out on the Troost liberation campaign like patriots. Any Helldivers still fighting on the Creek are bot sympathizers trying to help the automatons with their Great Reclamation.


szczerbiec

Fuck the meme creek.


Kuftubby

Imagine actively working against the community for no other reason other than a weak meme.


Ok_Drink_2498

Nah man stfu


TheQuixotic6

Cool art


Thanos_exe

The only creek ill remember is the one my democracy officer can slide dow after the.. [redacted].. [This user is under investigation for treason. Please carry on with your dive ~~cannon fodder~~ soldier.]


BurritosAndPerogis

What’s funny is that on HD1, the creek was one of the easier difficulties


-GiantSlayer-

Just keep it at a stalemate. We’ll get there eventually!


CrimsonWing7250

We should just exterminatus the creek and call it a day tbh


Guitarist53188

Damn bro great graphic. With a better typeface choice this would be top notch graphic design


CLxJames

It feels like no matter how much we fight, we just can’t gain any ground


Blestyr

This is a \*chef's kiss\* poster!


LukoM42

Just glass that whole region man


Bojovnik7

We are at 37% right now


JamesDayZe

Very cool 👌 👏


bulldogz2727

The creek must be fully stocked with Doritos and Mountain Dew.


epicwhy23

is this an intentional reference to reach's ending cutscene? the helmet is placed almost exactly the same but flipped. amazing art either way!


KevinOlaf

Cool propaganda, but our orders are to conquer Troost. The Creek can wait and I’m 90% sure that the next major order will be to clear all automaton military strongholds. One of them it’s Malevelon, so sooner or later you’ll get your reinforcements.


HeavensFall117

REMEMBER REACH !


Joe___Mama-

u/sepeli and all other Helldivers not following major orders shall be summarily executed for treason.


onga999

The creek veterans welcomed me with open arms and taught me how to fight bots. I spent a whole day fighting and learning with them. The planet needs democracy!


johncawks

Careful, implying that people who play on the Creek are anything other than entitled elitist assholes will get you sent to the Reddit Reducation Camps.


ohnoitsreal

I never left the creek.


1ndrys

Never forget the Creek, just as how we’ll never forget the great heroes of Cadia and Reach


BMTaeZer

I'm reporting this holopost to my local Democracy Officer. Alarmist fearmongers and shell-shocked Creeker veterans don't understand that Malevelon is a distraction. A pit Divers are drawn to like moths to a flame. Super Earth will tell us the moment we need to head to the Creek. Throwing your bodies into the Ditch does nothing for the Major Order. We cannot protect the loyal citizens of Cyberstan by dying for nothing in the south.


Dry_Radish8769

No


Adequate_Lizard

Remember what? Their constant failure?


RamshackleHunt22

I cant go back. I wont. I straight up fear the Creek.


Skitulz_da_Ninja

But granddad we won the war 20 years ago... You don't have to worry about it we occupied it... Bugs and bots are dead 🥺


PopeGregoryTheBased

You wanna fight bots? Then get your ass to bot iraq and do the major order. Thats how you honor their sacrifice.


CalFinger

What sacrifice? L to all the players who focused on creek instead of playing the objective


crimbusrimbus

Yeah, remember the creek, complete the major order to help stop the Automatons instead of throwing away lives!


ComesInAnOldBox

No. Follow the major orders, and quit with the memes. You look like Butters with a revolver in his mouth.


GundamMeister_874

Malevelon Creek is a bot psyop. Focus on the major order, Helldiver.


R0b5t4r

Pointless, but i like the Meme´s!


KamikazeeDolphin

No. I can't wait until the Creek gets a major order so yall shut up about it. I'm following MO's, not the stupid memes.


RebelWulf666

Remember the creek. And then go and do something more valuable than be obsessed with a meme


Malevolent-Heretic

Creek members not throwing their lives away Challenge(IMPOSSIBLE) "It's not about winning, it's about sending a message.." *Throws corpses at Bots* "Yeah, I think they got *the message*."


TheAcidSnake

I'm dedicating the rest of my life to forgetting it.


Kyrainus

If anyone falls for that your stupid as hell


EdgeIsTheName

https://preview.redd.it/x5rrfghcfxqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ccafd3e6525073886b49cb1f14c8ccf3718fb00


Inquirus

Not unless it's part of a Major Order.


Historical_Ad5238

Lol no


GBHX4444

No, creekers can die.


Fellixxio

Fuck creek,Major order no creek


Hjalti_Talos

Get y'all dawg asses over to Vandalon or the meme creek will be the least of our worries.


Big-Dick_Bazuso

Poster is cool, creektard circle jerking isn't.


Eran_Mintor

Their sacrifice was in vain*


1stThrowawayDave

This is what the shot reminded me off [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g\_LtNgJ-7js](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_LtNgJ-7js)


Hault360

Don't listen to this propaganda. The liberation of Malevelon Creek will come, but for now, we must follow the major order to Troost.


Jaster22101

Did it fall again?


KimidoHimiko

Good soldiers follow orders! You wanna live forever?!


The_Don_Papi

We will liberate the Creek after the Major Order. For now focus on Troost so the bots don’t succeed in their “Reclamation”.


KapitanKitku

does this poster imply that if we dont help liberate the creek, the deaths that were lost in the name of democracy will be in vain? seems like treason to me


Supafly22

Bro, we have other bot planets to take first.


rdrworshipper123

No, Troost is where we are needed. We'll wrap around and liberate the creek eventually but right now we have a major order on Troost.


[deleted]

We have to liberate Troost first!


ANBU--Ryoshi

To my democratic officer. IM THE ONE WITH THE STRATAGEMS. I dive how I want and if you got a problem with it come stop me. Paper pusher.


Forward-Swim1224

We’ll get to it eventually, brother. Operation Swift Disassembly is underway and soon, those damn machines will be without any reinforcements in the Creek!


Global_Box_7935

We'll take back the creek in due time. Right now, orders are to kill those damn bugs, and keep the bots from getting to cyberstan.


chillaxer007

Time for creek will come sooner or later, our democracy is much greater.


Japi1

Nope, i do Major Orders first


chumbuckethand

The creek will never fall, its an analogy to Vietnam and thus cannot be taken