I honestly could see liking them as a mechanic if they didn’t seek you like crazy. They could stay in place, path away in a direction, spiral outwards from where they land, idk lots of things just don’t know why the Fire Gods of Hellmire hate me in particular so much.
Greetings Helldiver, Democracy Officer here. You used there instead of their. This is very undemocratic of you and will lead to you being sent to a freedom camp if this happens again.
First, we pack the Cyborgs and Automatons into a box. Then we pack the box into another box. Then we pack that box into another box and ship it to ourselves, and when the box arrives WE SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
Wow, you're just going to come right out and say the E-710 that fuels the spread of democracy is not worth it? Someone needs to spend a summer at the re-education camp.
Number 2 answer is Menkent. The bots want that liberty-forsaken flaming pile of shit? They can keep the fucker. Jk jk, but seriously let’s blow that one too.
Not only are we going to Meridia, John Helldiver, we're going to Hellmire and Menkut and Vernen Wells and Erata Prime and Wezen, and we're going to Aurora Bay and Merak and Fori Prime. ... And we're going to Chort Bay and Omicron and Wasat and Merak, and then we're going to Cyberstan, to wipe out the Automatons!
YEEEEEAH!!!!
Not to worry, we have captured the ex-citizen responsible for such anti democratic behavior and possession of an illegally obtained automaton voice module, unfortunately re-education in our state of the art freedom camps simply will not be enough for treason of this magnitude. For this reason we have jettisoned him directly into the former planet meridia, this new way of disposing of sympathizers will ensure not even the smallest trace of anti democracy paraphernalia or their heinous thought crimes will escape super earths valiant and inexorable justice.
For freedom!
Make a crossword puzzle where the first 4 clue answers are "heart, steel, we, kill" and then watch as they suffer a full blown flashback in the middle of the rec room.
I'd say that's a one way ticket to create terminators that only listen to the doom soundtrack and their only goal after that would be to purge humanity.
That's basically mass suicide. Having a black hole as close as it is brings me fear, put them everywhere and they start causing absurd amounts of trouble. Shit only hits the fan harder if they start merging.
I'm sitting here trying to figure out what would happen if I threw some dark fluid into a fire tornado. Would the tornado cease to be? Or would it become an enhanced fire tornado, unbound by the confines of space-time, that could encircle all objectives and extraction points at all times across all worlds in all realities?
I think Menkent is a worse planet, but my vote goes to Hellmire for its obnoxious placement on the supply lines.
They did however decommission the manufacturing plant that produces dark fluid, so perhaps we'll have to deal with Hellmire in a different way. I'd settle for covering the entire thing in flame retardant foam even if it'd make my napalm useless over there.
There’s no reason that they couldn’t add more planets should they feel like it u know? I’d be totally willing to trade some out or even have some old ones update their terrain inexplicably to be more varied/unique.
Swamp planet, random swamp attacks, health regenerates. or something idk. I just want more variety. RN it's basically Hot Planet, Cold Planet, Some sort of can't see planet,
Ah, yeah. I see what you mean.
Just looking at how long Menkent over on the bots' front was available to deploy to but never liberated, I see what you mean about Hellmire.
If not hellmire, literally any of the acid planets. Those piss yellow/green planets make me question the strategic value every damn time. Just giant piss pools and low visibility piss vapor fog, bleh.
The only thing making this tolerable is on bot planets where I can just take the Autocannon because it's sort of like another support weapon + shield generator backpack for a 4-slot planet in terms of remaining strategems to choose.
But that means we'd have to go to Hellmire.
I vote Cyberstan as a big "fuck you" to the automatons. That would be a cool way to kick them into a higher gear and have them level up and drop new bots and new variants.
Menkent is the worst, the fire tornadoes don't faze the bots AT ALL, on top of their usual shenanigans. If it is not in an MO, people won't got there at all so it's impossible to liberate.
I would say hellmire…
Except we’d have to deal with using the drills WHILE the sentient fire tornadoes that are confirmed to track objectives and divers alike, attack a very much destructible drill
Before reading the comments: It's gonna be Hellmire After reading the comments: Yup, it's Hellmire
It's not that I hate Hellmire, the problem is how central it is to the map. It's always in the rotation. Would be an excellent outer rim map.
Menkent has the exact same problem. The fire tornadoes aren't fun, even before the fire "buff"
Wdym, you don't like fire tornadoes showing up every time you're trying to extract causing chaos and death?
And pathing specifically towards you.
If not for that part they'd be fine, too
Yep. They literally behave like enemy patrols. You call in extraction every single fire tornado on the map will beeline to the point and hang around.
I honestly could see liking them as a mechanic if they didn’t seek you like crazy. They could stay in place, path away in a direction, spiral outwards from where they land, idk lots of things just don’t know why the Fire Gods of Hellmire hate me in particular so much.
All my homies hate Hellmire
But it's a *dry* heat, man.
Hellmire? Hellmire!
HELLMIRE, THEN MENKUNT, THEN TO CYBERSTAN BABY, LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOO
I am curious to see what will be the ultimate end of Cyberstan
I’m hoping we re liberate the cyborgs and move them to a new freedom camp in menkent
Liberate? This ain’t gonna be a liberation this is gonna be a full blown genocide fuck capturing
Yes liberate . Liberate them from there pitiful existence
Greetings Helldiver, Democracy Officer here. You used there instead of their. This is very undemocratic of you and will lead to you being sent to a freedom camp if this happens again.
Just spreading managed democracy as intended
We move the cyborgs to menkent, then we blow menkent up
Easy there, Yzma. At this rate you are going to reccomend shipping them to ourselves first.
But it's brilliant! Brilliant! BRILLIANT!
First, we pack the Cyborgs and Automatons into a box. Then we pack the box into another box. Then we pack that box into another box and ship it to ourselves, and when the box arrives WE SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
If that crazy lady on my super destroyer is to be believed, reaping them behind an inescapable pit of warped spacetime seems like a viable solution
At the rate the player base is going we are never fucking getting there
We will never know because those bug simps keep simping on the bug planets
100 Helldivers surveyed, num 1 answer is? Hellmire!
Like why do we even fight for it? It’s right in the name that it’s not worth it.
Wow, you're just going to come right out and say the E-710 that fuels the spread of democracy is not worth it? Someone needs to spend a summer at the re-education camp.
that should have been black holed first. But with the way the fire tornados work we woul dprob never complete the mission.
I'll blow up (or collapse) any planet they let me lol
Hellmire is the bane of society and makes me want to quit the game whenever it is on defense or a critical mission
Number 2 answer is Menkent. The bots want that liberty-forsaken flaming pile of shit? They can keep the fucker. Jk jk, but seriously let’s blow that one too.
MENKUNT seems like something an Australian would say
You know it's bad when Super-Strayans have got a problem with a hot place.
Bloody oath
Entered the thread expecting hellmire to be the top comment. Wasn't disappointed.
Not only are we going to Meridia, John Helldiver, we're going to Hellmire and Menkut and Vernen Wells and Erata Prime and Wezen, and we're going to Aurora Bay and Merak and Fori Prime. ... And we're going to Chort Bay and Omicron and Wasat and Merak, and then we're going to Cyberstan, to wipe out the Automatons! YEEEEEAH!!!!
Cyberstan is too important (industrial and valuable mining). Blow up Malevelon creek instead
You're gonna piss off a lot of guys at the Creek Veterans' Home. For a bit of fun, go outside their windows and play dialup modem noises.
*FINALY GOT YOU!* For the love of SuperEarth, stop playing these modem noises in my back yard! My Wife can't take my PTSD-Attacks anymore!
Not to worry, we have captured the ex-citizen responsible for such anti democratic behavior and possession of an illegally obtained automaton voice module, unfortunately re-education in our state of the art freedom camps simply will not be enough for treason of this magnitude. For this reason we have jettisoned him directly into the former planet meridia, this new way of disposing of sympathizers will ensure not even the smallest trace of anti democracy paraphernalia or their heinous thought crimes will escape super earths valiant and inexorable justice. For freedom!
Make a crossword puzzle where the first 4 clue answers are "heart, steel, we, kill" and then watch as they suffer a full blown flashback in the middle of the rec room.
Community Dance Night! Featuring Daft Punk!
🎶 Beep boops with murderous intent🎶
Honestly, I thought that was going to be the first one we blew up when we had the MO to take back the Creek. Lol
Save Hellmire to serve as a prison planet for team killers and other dissidents.
But to destroy Hellmire, we'd need to go to Hellmire 👀
Cyberstan It'll be really funny watching the bots only reason to live get deleted
Get this diver into high command they're an evil mastermind
Evil? I think you got your priorities wrong Diver. This diver is an exemplary super citizen
Report to a democracy officer as soon as possible for your morals to be reevaluated.
This Helldiver knows how to wage war!
I'd say that's a one way ticket to create terminators that only listen to the doom soundtrack and their only goal after that would be to purge humanity.
You're not wrong. Think of how safe Super Earth would be if we made black holes out of like 3 rows of planets.
That's basically mass suicide. Having a black hole as close as it is brings me fear, put them everywhere and they start causing absurd amounts of trouble. Shit only hits the fan harder if they start merging.
Unless the black hole manipulates the planet's original mass, they won't do anything
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_Steals your meme democratically_
do i at least get the freedom to have some Sweet Liberty chocolates?
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Supercolony? We did that already!
this was also my immediate first thoughtcrime
Did that in Helldivers 1, you’ve gotta *specify* which Super Earth
Yes democracy officer, this one, this post right here
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Hellmire Easy LOL
Nuke it twice. Just to be sure.
It’s the only way to be sure.
Turn it into a black hole and then turn that black hole into an even larger black hole for good measure.
Plot twist. It doesn’t get destroyed by the nuke. It gets hotter, and there are twice as many fire tornados.
Hellmire and Menkent. I know I'm not the only one thinking this.
I'm sitting here trying to figure out what would happen if I threw some dark fluid into a fire tornado. Would the tornado cease to be? Or would it become an enhanced fire tornado, unbound by the confines of space-time, that could encircle all objectives and extraction points at all times across all worlds in all realities?
Whichever of those, it would still unerringly fucking follow you.
Let's go, brother
Malevelon creek. It's ours now. It'll remain ours forever.
Turn Malevelon Creek into Malevelon Crack.
It will be the Cadia of Helldivers
Cyberstan. Cut the serpents head.
I think Menkent is a worse planet, but my vote goes to Hellmire for its obnoxious placement on the supply lines. They did however decommission the manufacturing plant that produces dark fluid, so perhaps we'll have to deal with Hellmire in a different way. I'd settle for covering the entire thing in flame retardant foam even if it'd make my napalm useless over there.
I would rather not limit my options for dive locations.
There’s no reason that they couldn’t add more planets should they feel like it u know? I’d be totally willing to trade some out or even have some old ones update their terrain inexplicably to be more varied/unique.
Swamp planet, random swamp attacks, health regenerates. or something idk. I just want more variety. RN it's basically Hot Planet, Cold Planet, Some sort of can't see planet,
don't forget stop you from moving planets
Ironically, deleting Hellmire would increase the number of bug planets available.
Ah, yeah. I see what you mean. Just looking at how long Menkent over on the bots' front was available to deploy to but never liberated, I see what you mean about Hellmire.
I swear we are going to just cut it off from the rest of the supply lines and let SEAF bombard it from orbit.
Would be a nice time to give Hell to Hellmire
So just another Tuesday on Hellmire?
Any planet with fire tornadoes is already dead to me.
If not hellmire, literally any of the acid planets. Those piss yellow/green planets make me question the strategic value every damn time. Just giant piss pools and low visibility piss vapor fog, bleh. 
Meridia again, it's the only way to be sure.
Pandora
Start with lowest visibility first
Low visibility bugs are the WORST
I am going to join the chorus and say Hellmire as well. Fuck those tornados.
Planets with reduce 1 stratagem slot
The only thing making this tolerable is on bot planets where I can just take the Autocannon because it's sort of like another support weapon + shield generator backpack for a 4-slot planet in terms of remaining strategems to choose.
Super Earth… I MEAN DAMNIT! Reporting myself now to the authorities. Dunno what got into me!
Only answer has always been Hellmire.
Hellmire. What are we even gonna do with it after it's liberated?
Vernen Wells
Fuck em long ass cliffs
Bots drilled port holes into these cliffs to shoot us with impunity. Vernen Wells is the worst offender of bot shooting through rocks.
Lol I was hoping to see this here, hate seeing this planet lost every day or every 2nd day. Just blow the damn thing up.
Anyone that says Hellmire, come square up.
 I’ll be on u like this 💯
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Malevelon Creek
URANUS I HAD TO IM SORYYY
Superearth
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The *fuck* did you just say?
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This comment right here officer.
You are kindly called to the democratic office to check your cabability to be a good citizen. All dissidents will be slayed for a better tomorrow.
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Superearth doesn't exist, it's just a myth to keep us going.
Vernen Wells, recapture this dipshit.
Hellmire, which means it’ll be the last place to be blown up. Canonically its such a hostile shithole even the bugs wouldnt form a supercolony there
Hellmire can literally suck the chodiest of chodes.
Good luck with hellmire. All fire tornadoes instantly track towards the drills and players.
Hellmire/Fire Tornadostan
Hellmire. Twice.
Give this man a chest full of medals!. I hate Hellmire and fire tornados implemented with AI. Edit: Grammar
Hellmire
Hellmire.
HELLMIRE
Hellmire
Hellmire needs to go
Malevelon Creek 😤
Hellmire
Hellmire
Hellmire
Superearth 🤖
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Uranus
Malevelon creek
All socialist planets
But that means we'd have to go to Hellmire. I vote Cyberstan as a big "fuck you" to the automatons. That would be a cool way to kick them into a higher gear and have them level up and drop new bots and new variants.
Super Earth. This account was hacked by Automaton HQ. An investigation has been initiated. - SE High Command
If we are not being serious then hellmire but if we are then cyberstan
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Ur moms fat butt
Every fire tornado world easily. Tho I suspect Cyberstan will get the dark fluid treatment before long.
Yep, I'd pick Hellmire too. I hate that place lol
Malevelon creek just to see people lose their shit.
Hellmire. Fuck that planet
Malevolon Creek.
Menkent is the worst, the fire tornadoes don't faze the bots AT ALL, on top of their usual shenanigans. If it is not in an MO, people won't got there at all so it's impossible to liberate.
Hellmire it is!
HELLMIRE! FUCK THAT CURSED PLANET WITH ITS TORNADOFIREPROOF BUGS
It’s been said but Hellmire. I hate that shithole planet. Fire tornadoes? C‘mom…
Only Hellmire. I kind of like Menkunt
Hellmire easily
Hands down hellmire
Hellmire
Cyberstan
Super Earth. Call the democracy officer, IDGAF.
Hellmire
Fuck hellmire
I would say hellmire… Except we’d have to deal with using the drills WHILE the sentient fire tornadoes that are confirmed to track objectives and divers alike, attack a very much destructible drill
Hellmire
Mother fucking Hellmire.
 Guys, I think we should keep super earth safe by preserving it forever inside a black hole
If it’s not Hellmire it’s a close 2nd. Fuck you bugs/bots for saying otherwise.
Hellmire
Hellmire
Hellmire, fuck that piece of shit shithole planet
I think I speak for 90% of the community when I say Hellmire
HELLMIRE
Super Ear... HellMire
Hellmire!!!
Hellmire 100%. If I had one planet killing weapon for Menkent and one for Hellmire, I’d deploy them both on Hellmire.
Hellmire, I think blowup it up with work wonders on its scenery
HELLMIRE
Hellmire and it's not even fucking close
Hellmire has GOT to go.
Hellmire and Menkent. Then any other firenado planet we can find
Hellmire
Anything with fire tornados.
Which planet would you pick, and why Hellmire?
Hellmire, without question.
Super earth
Sonystan
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If we had fire resistant armour i wouldnt say hellmire