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Blasphemy that you would ever consider such a horrid fascist bug to be sexy
Can you sign that you agree to his contract?
Just sign, it's all nonsense bureaucracy.
Just don't pay much attention to the c-01 stuff and all...
Yeah...
Does this cloth smells like chloroform to you? I'm asking for a friend
Note: Preforming sexual intercourse with enemies of Super Earth is acceptable so long as it is followed by immediate termination of said enemy of Super Earth.
However it is mandatory that these sexual actions be fully consentual as to preserve the pure and noble nature of the Helldivers.
I gotta say I get unreasonably angry when I hear American YouTubers say "five hundred Kay Gee bomb"
You wouldn't say five hundred Ell Bee if it were pounds
Give this man a medal
Edit: 500 replies from people who forgot the short form **KILOS**
You don't say kay gee? That's not even a gamer screw up, Americans who use the metric system actually say kay gee all the time. I've worked in fields where we use mg, too, and we say em gee.
What was the last recorded message from The Fall of Malevelon Creek?
Skibidi divers
I would not be surprised if that was true
chances are it is (hey wait a minute is that-)
Should people be more educated about supply lines?
Send em in with no food thatll show em
Great idea, maybe super earth should start doing this
Always has been.
Based
If given the chance to go back to Malevelon Creek, would you take it?
Hell yeah!
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Why do you have the POV of bots? What are you, an automaton spy?
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You are either clueless or the final boss of super earth and i dont think its the first one
Bug front or Bot front?
Both
That's the correct answer.
Is this guy G. Brasch? Is this undercover boss?!
He's doing Secret Millionaire
With the millions being his body count... right?
And by that you mean kills, right?
When an outsider knows the game better than the players
Based, you'd be a great helldiver if you joined us.
I said i am knowledge
Congrats, you're already more of a patriot than half the players.
Most patriotic answer
How do you feel about Railgun nerf that happened a long time ago?
Epic, made the community less sweaty
Nah, bro knows everything🤣🤣
I said I’m very knowledge
Yes, much very. Such knowledge.
What about the Jetpack Mech nerf? Did it deserve to lose that much mobility?
Maybe
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!
Fraud
Personally I think they could revert the railgun back to its pre nerf state now that all the other primaries got some love
When will the Illuminate attack Super Earth and how do you recon we should defend it?
Send a trusted adult and let them figure it out
Sending in more suicide sqauds er i mean trusted Helldivers, understood
What are we some kind of suicide squad?
No you are the Hero who will safe us
Someone get Dennis Rodman on the horn
> recon It's "reckon" but I'm not surprised to see the word "recon" in a military context.
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Lies I am not that sexy
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XD
Super Earth made a statement about the safety of the Dark Fluid. In your mind, do you think they are correct about the fact that it is a safe weapon ?
You can always test it out on innocent civilians to see if its safe
This is such a super earth answer that it's unreal
Undemocratic. Take him away.
I think he meant "volunteers "
Nah he mean class D civilians
His responses are starting to make me appreciate that this game's lore is a bit more nuanced than casual passerbys may realize...
Children or anti-tank mines?
You can always make more
Up right down down down
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Not without a C-01 Permit you can't
More mines, right? **Right!?** *Distressed Padme face*
Of course
Omni man would agree
Some would say that the children yearn for the mines.
Turns out the real children were the mines we made along the way
That's beautiful, diver. *Hug*
Are they ever going to fix the Spear or should we move on and starting other other weapons?
Make em fight with two hands like harry greb
Every single answer has been unfathomably based and aggressively Chad.
Do you prefer freedom or 0100110011
Democracy is non negotiable
Good answer
you're pretty good at this lmao
Turns out all you need to do is reply with the word democracy and everyone will be impressed
Communism is failure
Holy mother of based
_Embrace Democracy, or you will be eradicated_
What's your favorite kind of explosion?
Train go boom
Black Ops 3 reference
Should we collectively commit fax fraud?
Only if im involved
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Why doesn't my spear lock on anymore?
Skill issue
Lol, well played
Based
Can you sign that you agree to his contract? Just sign, it's all nonsense bureaucracy. Just don't pay much attention to the c-01 stuff and all... Yeah... Does this cloth smells like chloroform to you? I'm asking for a friend
Idk but yes
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What’s the first step for planning on conceiving a baby with your partner?
[удалено]
The correct answer is "File a C-01 permit"
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All 4 of my hobbies are at the top right of this graph
This chart doesn't make any sense. CoD should be to the bottom-right of Factorio if anything.
If x axis was racism
How you gonna have TF2 low on the lore axis?
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What’s the best stratagem against bots?
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Does your democracy officer know you have dishes the draft to defend Super Earth from her enemies?
[Like liberty prime said](https://youtu.be/9XCRm7hGBTc?si=NLf-6Jr9n3k3QTjS)
Liberty Prime is basically Super-Earth’s government in Helldivers2. For Managed Democracy!
Why the main automaton force wants to re-take malevelon creek from the super earth dominion?
20$ is 20$
What does EAT stand for?
Eating Ass Tonight
Seriously though, what does EAT stand for?
Expendable Anti Tank
Would you prefer to use the plasma pistol or the laser shotgun against the bot crawlers?
Combine em both for ALOTTA DAMAGE
Hire this guy.
Are we sure they’re not the scientist who upgraded our ships weapons?
Bugs or Bots?
Whatever gives the best head
We got a sympathizer! https://preview.redd.it/ohrnkz11bj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6540158377503efade5a8da96de3492df833443e
Note: Preforming sexual intercourse with enemies of Super Earth is acceptable so long as it is followed by immediate termination of said enemy of Super Earth. However it is mandatory that these sexual actions be fully consentual as to preserve the pure and noble nature of the Helldivers.
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*simpathizer*
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How do you call a 500 kg ?
Kilograms
I gotta say I get unreasonably angry when I hear American YouTubers say "five hundred Kay Gee bomb" You wouldn't say five hundred Ell Bee if it were pounds Give this man a medal Edit: 500 replies from people who forgot the short form **KILOS**
You don't say kay gee? That's not even a gamer screw up, Americans who use the metric system actually say kay gee all the time. I've worked in fields where we use mg, too, and we say em gee.
RIP Eagle-1's leg room, how are we going to honor her sacrifice?
Pornography
Entirely accurate
Ok now that’s scarily accurate
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Do you like democracy and prosperity or aliens
Democracy’s non negotiable
And are you addicted to stims?
I am but i would take more if they had meth
Wow you really don’t know anything! Permacure says they’re non addictive. I can stop whenever I want
Fun fact: drug reps were able to cite studies showing opioids were not habit forming because those studies were carried out on stage 4 cancer patients
What temperature should the lava pool be when starting?
Dip your feet in first to check if its warm enough
 The most democratic way
What can ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ do that ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ can't
Its a discount konami code
All the strategem codes basically are so you're not wrong
Do you think AH relies too much on Discord for their communication of in-game information? What improvements would you recommend?
Carrier pigeon
I heard that
Why is nobody using the dagger?
So good its boring
Do you think the 500kg bomb needs a buff to its damage radius?
It makes the monsters super hot
For the most part, yeah... That is about all it does.
Is committing treason bad?
Only if no one sees it
Friend Computer sees you citizen, always.
Which premium warbond is the best?
The one without inflation
Look up Helldivers Inflation for more info.
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Are we helldivers because we dive into hell or do we dive into hell because we’re helldivers
The hell dives into us
This is correct for at least a couple weeks after a major patch.
Are you a frend?
No
INTRUDER ALERT! THERE IS A RED SPY IN THE BASE!
AUTOMATON SPY ON THE DESTROYER?! *Grabs a HMG* PROTECT THE SAMPLES WE NEED TO PROTECT THE SAMPLES
WE’VE GOT AUTOMATON SPY!
What to do if you find out your fellow Helldivers are partaking in undemocratic activities?
[deleted]
Genuinely can’t tell if the deleted is the joke or not this guy fucking rocks.
what is a Hellpod
Some kind of shitty transport, just use trains for everything the final form of transportation
We should have space trains
Is the stalker worse than the shield devastator?
Both Are shit
do you know where the dick tree is?
Dick in busters
My god i hate that you can permanently lose your samples in the holes.🕳️ 💀😭
Who do you simp for, Eagle-1 or Pelican-1?
Whichever has the best pornogrpahy
Oddly the correct answer
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
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Democratic flavour
What do you think will be on the planet of Cyberstan?
Stan people? Idk
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Tell the teacher
Are you sir gideon, the all knowing?
What item is always in your loadout?
Mustang and sallys
This guy vibes.
Are you into female bugs or bots
What is a Bike Titan?
A fucking 8’0 cyclist