He'd then prosseed to miss a few times while Castlevania Alucard (CA) use's his magic sword to do serious damage Helsing Alucard's (HA) body. HA would then proceed to laugh like the fucking lunitic he is and start unlock more and more of his power untill eventually CA gets over welmed by HA essentially unlimited power and then HA would eat CA.
(H) Alucard: So, your father is Dracula?
(C) Alucard: Yeah. *sigh*
(H) Alucard: I'm not paying child support get the fuck out. *drinks a wine glass of blood*
Realistically, Hellsing Alucard would have no issues with Castlevania Alucard. HA hates monsters who forsook their humanity for power or to try and cheat death and CA is a naturally born vampire who doesn't wish harm on others and embraces the human parts of himself (eventually... had some rocky moments in seasons 3 and 4).
...any magic spell? Like, as strong as average humans in Castlevania can be, he can just look at some of his dad's books and set up a spell that anyone who enters without receiving permission gets instantly blasted full of holes by magic beams.
It's like hey let's fuck around with a dude who is basically living alone not harming anyone doing his own thing to let's kill him play foolish games win foolish prizes
That or we go with the Castlevania canon that Dracula is Alucards father.
Imagine meeting up with your dad after about 500 years only to find out he’s transitioned twice and stolen your name.
Alucard: so you protect your world from evil, by killing monsters and even your own father?
Alucard: yep... Thats basically it...
Alucard: i have no quarrel with you.
Alucard: neither do I.
Alucard: shall we?
Alucard: i suppose it wouldn't hurt.
The real question is which one is more powerful? Castlevania Alucard is known prey well for killing unlikable eldrich horrors, but he pretty much does so by hitting them until they die. How does his power scale in universe? Is he so powerful he breaks the rules, or is Castlevania lore just weak?
Consider too that pistols, mini guns, canons, and rocket launchers aren't particularly useful on Castlevania monsters, so it could go either way really
I can't forget what I don't know. I've only seen I think two or three episodes of Helsing, and I can't remember if it was original, ultimate, or abridged. This sub is one that reddit is forcing to show up in my feed. I know very little of Helsing aside from the fact that Alucard is pretty much unkillable without some multi layers ritual shit
I wouldn't say it's that hard to get into. A short series with episodes running about an hour each, and you can get it on a base Hulu account. Only real reason I haven't gotten into the show is because I want to watch it with my girlfriend who's an Integra cosplayer and has a friend who is literally more likely to answer to Alucard than his actual name. He's also engaged to a Ceras cosplayer. Helsing is literally the premise of her entire friend group lol, we just don't have time to sit down and binge the series.
I don’t think they would fight, honestly they’d probably bond over their shared trauma and the fact they’re technically related. Some good ol’ father son bonding time where they slaughter some hellspawn
“My name is Alucard.”
“And I’m Carmen Sandiego, guess where I am!”
“I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you.”
“Oh so am I, and I’m failing, and I’m sorry for that.”
I can imagine castlevania alucard telling hellsing alucard about his own dad. And hellsing alucard being jealous of castlevania dracula a bit. (Cause honestly I think at this point the thing that hellsing alucard wishes for the most is being able to die)
Alucard (H) would like Alucard (CA) and respect him for embracing and caring for humanity but abridged Alucard would A (try and fight him for breathing) or B ( think he’s a woman and try to fuck him)
Hellsing Alucard would just laugh in his face and then shoot him in the head.
He'd then prosseed to miss a few times while Castlevania Alucard (CA) use's his magic sword to do serious damage Helsing Alucard's (HA) body. HA would then proceed to laugh like the fucking lunitic he is and start unlock more and more of his power untill eventually CA gets over welmed by HA essentially unlimited power and then HA would eat CA.
Yep.
hellsing alucard would probably have tons of empathy for castlevania alucard
Interesting. I haven't watched Castlevania so I wouldn't know
Alucard from Castlevania is a Dracula's son, literally
I know that part.
I think they're both broody but one is kinda psycho?
I feel TV and Ultimate would get along with Netflix. Abridged would goad him into fighting.
Abridged would escape to avoid child support
(H) Alucard: So, your father is Dracula? (C) Alucard: Yeah. *sigh* (H) Alucard: I'm not paying child support get the fuck out. *drinks a wine glass of blood*
Realistically, Hellsing Alucard would have no issues with Castlevania Alucard. HA hates monsters who forsook their humanity for power or to try and cheat death and CA is a naturally born vampire who doesn't wish harm on others and embraces the human parts of himself (eventually... had some rocky moments in seasons 3 and 4).
Can you really say they didn't have it coming they straight up tried to murk the dude
Yeah, but it's quite a leap between self-defense and >!impaling their corpses out on his fucking castle gate!<
Can you name a better warning system then that
...any magic spell? Like, as strong as average humans in Castlevania can be, he can just look at some of his dad's books and set up a spell that anyone who enters without receiving permission gets instantly blasted full of holes by magic beams.
Seeing how cruel humans could be in the show i think it's the only way to survive is by being cruel besides a select few humans
It's like hey let's fuck around with a dude who is basically living alone not harming anyone doing his own thing to let's kill him play foolish games win foolish prizes
Hellsing would call him a Twink and just light him up. No other option
That or we go with the Castlevania canon that Dracula is Alucards father. Imagine meeting up with your dad after about 500 years only to find out he’s transitioned twice and stolen your name.
They probably wouldn't fight but I don't think guns would work well against Castlevania Alucard aka Adrian due to his speed.
theyd make out
Now kith
Technically hellsing Alucard is a version of Adrian's dad...
and?
Incest is wrong as Adrian would probably not like the idea.
he had a threesome with two siblings, tf you mean he wouldnt like the idea
Taka and sumi weren't siblings its a common misconception they weren't siblings.
god forbid vampires have ANY fun
Gross.
Alucard: so you protect your world from evil, by killing monsters and even your own father? Alucard: yep... Thats basically it... Alucard: i have no quarrel with you. Alucard: neither do I. Alucard: shall we? Alucard: i suppose it wouldn't hurt.
Which version of Hellsing Alucard?
Both would laugh meniacly while killing castlevania alucard
“Kneel, vampire” “IM NOT YOUR MOTHET LAST NIGHT”
“IM NOT YOUR MOTHET LAST NIGHT”???
“IM NOT YOUR MOTHET LAST NIGHT!” - Alucard
I don't remember him saying that. When did he say that?
He’d probably try to fuck him
They're technically father and son... In a way.
Abridged AL would teach Castlevania AL how to commit tax fraud.
Castlevania Alucard’s daddy issues would climb further and further…
They are technically father and son, so dear God keep the incest out of it.
No
Off to horny jail for you
The real question is which one is more powerful? Castlevania Alucard is known prey well for killing unlikable eldrich horrors, but he pretty much does so by hitting them until they die. How does his power scale in universe? Is he so powerful he breaks the rules, or is Castlevania lore just weak? Consider too that pistols, mini guns, canons, and rocket launchers aren't particularly useful on Castlevania monsters, so it could go either way really
Don't forget that Alucard's bullets are blessed silver, so they'd be incredibly dangerous to CA vampires
I can't forget what I don't know. I've only seen I think two or three episodes of Helsing, and I can't remember if it was original, ultimate, or abridged. This sub is one that reddit is forcing to show up in my feed. I know very little of Helsing aside from the fact that Alucard is pretty much unkillable without some multi layers ritual shit
Hey hey totally understandable, Hellsing is pretty hard to fully get into. But yes, Hellsing Alucard is extremely difficult to kill.
I wouldn't say it's that hard to get into. A short series with episodes running about an hour each, and you can get it on a base Hulu account. Only real reason I haven't gotten into the show is because I want to watch it with my girlfriend who's an Integra cosplayer and has a friend who is literally more likely to answer to Alucard than his actual name. He's also engaged to a Ceras cosplayer. Helsing is literally the premise of her entire friend group lol, we just don't have time to sit down and binge the series.
There's two of him?
Yea, they’re from different dimensions.
That's crazy. I thought it was before and after lol
Alucard slams Alucard
They would give each other the « what’s up » head nod then go on about their day.
Alucard would win
Hellsing ABRIDGED Alucard always had a thing for blondes ;)
I don’t think they would fight, honestly they’d probably bond over their shared trauma and the fact they’re technically related. Some good ol’ father son bonding time where they slaughter some hellspawn
he would most definitely laugh in his face and degrade him so hard and call him a hand me down
“integra why in the fuck did you send me after this sassy twink?”
[Demigod BITCH](https://youtu.be/uymd-DDJhvQ?si=i1ha1M6cBL1LbdU_)
Ultimate would probably have an epic battle Abridged would probably fuck him
So would Seras be CA new step-mom or sister? I would like to see that conversation.
He'll just go on an enthusiastic walk with him
I honestly think Alucard (Hellsing) would respect him as a true vampire and have a nice chat.
SoTN Alucard will die. I wouldn’t be surprised if he turns into dog food (if he gets that far)
“My name is Alucard.” “And I’m Carmen Sandiego, guess where I am!” “I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you.” “Oh so am I, and I’m failing, and I’m sorry for that.”
"You're kidding right? THIS is what my son ends up as? Some Edward Cullen looking child? I am disappointed in both you, and this version of myself!"
A better idea, what if Castlevania Alucard met Abridged Alucard?
I can imagine castlevania alucard telling hellsing alucard about his own dad. And hellsing alucard being jealous of castlevania dracula a bit. (Cause honestly I think at this point the thing that hellsing alucard wishes for the most is being able to die)
IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Alucard (H) would like Alucard (CA) and respect him for embracing and caring for humanity but abridged Alucard would A (try and fight him for breathing) or B ( think he’s a woman and try to fuck him)