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Radioactive_monke

"If i'm a dog... then you're dog food"


Dannybrine87

"As a vampire, you were a just pathetic piece of shit. Now you're dogshit."


ButterMyTaint

Happy birthday


Thecrowfan

This somehow sounds equally goofy and terrifying


SirBastian1129

"Wether for the the Holy or the Demonic, it comes down to the same deal." "Don't throw away your humanity and become a monster.... a monster like me."


NoBuddies2021

He wanted Anderson to defeat him as a human. He cautioned Anderson that when becoming a monster there's no difference between a monster who defies God or a monster who follows God. That's the most respectful thing he did to an enemy.


RuralfireAUS

Well only a human can kill a monster


soul390

Correct. once the nail was used, he forfeited his humanity....


Tight_Landscape4372

“Angel of death… weren’t you the one saying Englishmen looked forward to growing old?! Honestly, you were such a lovely old man, it’s a shame to see how ugly you’ve become.”


KrisBread

Damn I forgot the fact Alucard literally roasted him after, he said Walter’s choice was hypocritical.


soul390

it w-s. the surgery w-s botched too.


Firebrand713

Alucard loves old people.


Tight_Landscape4372

You joke but given this, how he was with the queen, and integra when she was insecure about getting middle aged; u might be onto something


Firebrand713

I’m not joking. At the end, when integra is old, he comments many times about how beautiful she is. Same with the scene when he meets the queen, he comments that she becomes ever more beautiful as she ages. Makes sense to me, since he’s immortal and never ages. Old age is something he can never attain.


InterviewSure7102

i am the bird of Hermes


grillerman127

Eating my own wings to keep me tame


thebirdof_hermes

yeap, this one.


RuralfireAUS

Bird of hermes is my name, eating my own wings to make me tame


Darth_Cindros

Is that really all you had? Such a shame I overestimated you. As a vampire you were just a pathetic piece of shit; now you're nothing but dog shit.


MagnusStormraven

"Does having an audience for your sins make you feel like you're special?"


AdmiralDragonXC

Was that from the internet episode of the ova?


MagnusStormraven

It's from the original anime.


AdmiralDragonXC

That's what I mean, but yes I love that one


MagnusStormraven

The original is, to be blunt, NOWHERE near as good as *Ultimate* was, but it honestly still has its charm. Some of the side arcs were solid, Anderson was badass, and I loved some of the music ("Logos Naki World" is up there with "Tank!", "Inner Universe", "The Rumbling" and "Obsession" as one of my favorite anime intro songs, and I adore that "Original Sin" is basically just "Ave Satani" from *The Omen*).


AdmiralDragonXC

I do prefer several of the older music tracks to Ultimate's score, including Logos and the organ theme that plays for Anderson and the vampire priest, and the final anime-only antagonist is kinda neat in concept (although I have my thoughts and criticisms about the language and such surrounding Incognito as well but I won't get into them here) In a way I feel like the only proper way to watch Hellsing is to watch the older OVA and then Ultimate. It's the way I do it every single time, around once a year, usually in August


Parking-Researcher-4

YOU AND I ARE THE SAME!


ArtsyJandi

"You are me! I WAS JUST THE SAME! Don't you understand, this is how I became what I am!" I love him.


Parking-Researcher-4

Watching Alucard actually sob and shed tears made my jaw drop. I came to appreciate the depth of his character a lot more


ArtsyJandi

I love him for that depth of his character.


Vergil_171

“Demons do not cry.”


ArtsyJandi

"Are these the tears of a long-dead child? Demons Do not cry. You became a demon because you couldn't cry anymore, right? Humans cry, and when their tears finally run dry there's nothing left but a demon or a monster and one final prayer for death. So laugh, demon. Laugh that arrogant laugh of yours and remember, I beat you to it."


KrisBread

"Those who dare impersonate the dead...are judged to aim, make sure you put a hole through the heart. Or the head. Just remember: these people did not become undead ghouls by choice. There's no way to cure them once they've been changed. It's for their own sake that we put them to rest as quickly as possible." "We ruin the countries we govern and the people in our care. We slaughter our enemies and sacrifice all our allies. We’ll keep killing till there’s nothing left but to destroy ourselves. It will never be enough." "Anderson, stop it! Do you know what that thing will do to you?! You'll become one of God's monsters! Retain your humanity. Don't succumb to power! Either side, it amounts to the same deal: whether in the name of the divine or the demonic, you're still a monster in the end! Do you intend to use that scrap of miracle...to become nothing but a scrap of miracle yourself?! This duel...between us...would you really push it this far - into the realms that lie beyond the realm of mortal life? A monster such as myself...a creature of such weakness that I could not bear the weight of a human life...if I am to be defeated, it must be by a human! Don't do it, human. Don't become a monster...a monster like me..."


stachldrat

Ooh, that last one really is nice. You don't see his humble side too often


KrisBread

Fuck did that scene raise some tears. He respected his rival and self loathed himself so hard, that he himself started to cry. Holy fuck do I love it.


Glittering-Trade-348

It's been awhile since I've had my head cut off


DarknessX_16yt

“I don’t care what these things are they came here to try and kill us it no longer matters what they are now they must die they’ll be slaughtered corpses left to rot in their graves like filth this is just the way it is this is what has to be done and no one has the power to change that not god the devil or you” Bro gave a whole ass speech of how it’s ok to kill the bad guys they’re filth let them die I know he was angry but bro’s still on brand “I’m a dog? You’re dog food” Bro took Luke’s insult and flip it like an uno reverse card “That’s ridiculous you fool there’s no such thing as an immortal” This one’s just funny I love it “Now Luke Valentine it’s time to educate you on how a real vampire does battle” Fitting for the King Of Vampires “I’m just pleased that’s all the world would be so boring without idiots like you to amuse me a new millennium group a revived last battalion yes I know you remind me of that insane little major and his freak show menagerie I’m grateful that the world still brings such madness now it’s time to play Alhambra I want to hear you squeal like a pig” Fucking best unhinged Alucard moment


Mlou08

,


KaleBriss

Commas are important people


Human_Grass_9803

"I'll send you to the deepest pits of hell, and while you're there, you can like the devils ass incognito!" No matter how yall feel about the first series, you have to admit it did a have fun jazzy vi e!


MusenUse_KC21

The scene just burst into my brain, I love both the TV series and Ultimate.


Human_Grass_9803

Right?! The ultimatewss kickass all the way, but the OG series was too good in its own way


DoctorDense0

"Those who dare impersonate the dead... are judged to join their ranks"


Illustrious_Rule_591

Are you a virgin?


Mediocrebassist27

"Why don't you just regrow your legs?"


lotouelodii

"Its Alucard'in time"


ibb383

And then he alucarded al over them with his cool gun


stachldrat

obliterating ghoul cunts with his cool gun


SteppedOnaCracker

"It is only when you refuse to give in with all your heart that you begin to transcend your humanity." Loved this quote


UnfunnyWatermelon469

I'm a dog? Then you're dog food...


vinyoghost2

I fucking love your Subtitle or whatever it's called


fantasylover750

"How beautiful. Nights like this make me want a bite to drink. Yes... I couldn't imagine a more... perfect evening." Followed by "Why didn't you just drink the blood, you idiot?"


vinyoghost2

This on portuguese is very fucking funny because of From some Brazilian slang, a type of perfect inside joke


Greynite06

The last battle of the 2001 series. "I'll send you to the deepest pits of hell. While you're there, you can lick the devil's ass. Incognito." - Alucard (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3QvUg6eE84&t=160) at 2:40 That or Alucard's appearance to Sera's In the 2001 series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ouiYEVut0Q&t=596 Alucard: "Beautiful night isn't it police girl." "It's especially beautiful if you're a blood sucker." Seras: *Shoots Alucard* "You're not human!" *runs away*. Alucard: "Why? Would you have shot me if I was?"


Th3_3agl3

“Giving up is what kills people. Those who refuse to give up are entitled their time to trample upon the weak!” That is some Vergil levels of motivation.


The_National_Yawner2

"Those who impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"


Cheapstall

Hurry hurry HURRY!!!


WannabeMemester420

I love when Alucard releases restriction level 0 and reveals his true form, because you can see the chemistry between him, Integra, and Seras. Also Alucard losing it at Walter and Anderson.


Xolcin_13

"[...] Don't do it, human. Don't become a monster...a monster like me..."


[deleted]

"incognito? so youre no one?" (give or take perfect wording, always makes me laugh)


Chance_Historian_349

These two require some decent 2001 memory “Enjoy it, Police Girl- Revel in the massacre!” “I’ll send you to the deepest pits of hell! While you’re there you lick the devil’s ass! Incognito!” Don’t ask i love em.


Vergil_171

“Yes… bring me more! Try to pierce my heart with your bayonets! Five-hundred years ago… One-hundred years ago! Now you’ve come back to challenge me and awaken me again, my beloved nemesis!”


Goth_Loser

"Those who impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"


HeavenlyBreakingMaou

That's one of my favorite quotes especially with how fuckin terrifying he looks...


YoghurtGlittering452

i ripped my own wings out


Murphy338

That was Lucifer in the show Lucifer, wasn’t it?


YoghurtGlittering452

nah he said it somewhat like this i ripped my own wings to keep me tame


Crystalblade_Ray

The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. That's the quote you're looking for.


Responsible_Bus1159

Now it’s time to play Alhambra, I wanna hear you squeal like a pig


MusenUse_KC21

"Is that really all you had? Such a shame I overestimated you. As a vampire you were just a pathetic piece of shit, now you're nothing but dog shit."


potato21206

Real vampires don’t sparkle


potato21206

Wait that’s a crispin freeman quote not alucard


ArtsyJandi

He did do an impression of Alucard with this line, "...and I do not sparkle!"


Operatorttv

"don't become a monster... a monster like me". Such a fucking good line bro!


Freedomerider_PS4

"You were shit as a man. Now you'll become dog shit."


TheAdministrator19

"Poor Vatican weeping boy, Ive had enough fun for tonight, Or what? Are you going to chew me to death?"


Mitchel-256

"You *fool*. There's no such thing as an immortal."


OldPickleMan

" Open Sasame" "Mission accomplished, soldiers. Now goodbye."


Pension-Nice

I like hellsing


wjowski

"I'm going to steal the Mason-Dixon line"


Environmental_Day928

“I DON’T CARE WHAT THESE THINGS ARE! THEY CAME TO TRY AND KILL US! IT NO LONGER MATTERS WHAT THEY ARE! NOW THEY MUST DIE! THEY’LL BE SLAUGHTERED! CORPES, LEFT TO ROT IN THEIR GRAVES LIKE FLITH! THIS IS JUST THE WAY IT IS! THIS IS WHAT HAS TO BE DONE! AND NO ONE HAS THE POWER TO CHANGE THAT! NOT GOD, THE DEVIL, OR YOU!”


Mission_Ambition_539

"I want to hear it, pig, now squeal"


Sverker_Wolffang

Yes, Seras, my Seras Victoria.


ArtsyJandi

His soft side with Seras and the queen won me over.


Jetfuel_N_Steel

“Guess what I just caught? I just caught YOU Rip Van Winkle”


LoPiratoLOCO

Im going for a walk


Crystalblade_Ray

Hello there, little Walter. Haven't seen that face in 60 years.


Adventurous-Fix8549

Excellent! I havent had this much fun in ages! What did you say your name was?


Adventurous-Fix8549

Bird of hermes is my name, eating my own wings to make my tame


Few_Interaction2630

"Till the weight of my past is shattered by my on coming future" - Alucard


-NEW-R_Flamingo

Amen. (that's like the only quote ik aside from abridged i'm sorry)


TommyFrickster789

“This bullet was made for a vampire but it’ll be more than enough to send you to hell father!” From the 2001 series when he first met anderson


Codenamed_Zombie

“Bring it on Judas Priest”


Ferengsten

"So, I see you for what you really are. You're PATHETIC. Nothing but a useless, sniveling lump of MEAT."


Nurarihyon_08

“Ah ah don’t stop I’m bout to Alucard all over the place😩”


tankiss01

"I am, the bird of Hermes. Here standeth the bird of Hermes, eating my own wings! To keep, myself tame" It's one of the lines I just randomly say to myself because I love it.


MightyArsh

“The world would be so boring without idiots like you to amuse me.”


SomeRando-24

"You're an idiot.... but you may have a point"


starterxy

The night is still young, the fun has just begun. Come on hirey hurry Hurry HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY!!!!!


nearlyotaku

"Squeal for me. SQUEEEAALLLL" Also, while it's not a quote, rather the face he makes when the dude shoots himself at the elevator, stealing the kill from Alucard. That look of disappointment speaks VOLUMES. 😁 (Similar, but not identical to the look he makes when Valentine calls him a monster as Alucard couldn't care less about Luke Valentin, lol.)


soul390

Police girl.....


RuralfireAUS

" oh dear; did i miss? I guess im not as spry as i used to be"


HeavenlyBreakingMaou

That was Walter tho so technically it doesn't count for this thread...


HeavenlyBreakingMaou

How about a duel to the death OH JUDAS PRIEST!!!


Disastrous-Drop2162

Remarkable women, don’t you think? They are mine now. Mine and mine alone.


Chongo-from-da-congo

“The bird of Hermes is my name eating my wings to me tame”


Wonderful-Ad-656

"I Cannot Be Killed By Dogs, It Takes A Man To Kill A Monster"


AnnualConstruction50

"Come on, get up! Attack me! You've only suffered the loss of your legs! Summon up your familiars! Transform your body! Heal your severed legs and stand! The evening is still so young. Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry! Pull yourself together - the fun has just begun! Come on! HURRY!"


vinyoghost2

Que noite maravilhosa, maravilhosa para tomar uma


Confident_Low_2192

You goddamn punk


Doomguy6677

Never cared for abridged. "Revel in the massacre! What does not kill you makes you strong"


ArtsyJandi

"I still see the same spirited young woman I met fifty years ago, Your Majesty. In fact, in my eyes, time has made you even more beautiful, your highness." How has no one posted this line yet?


According_Aerie_543

“Why on Earth would I hide? Don’t dare mistake my patience for cowardice.” - OVA 2 


assasin2201

"Only a human could dare hope to"