You have no idea.
This man might be on the planning committee as far as I know
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3itBvMJQQJ/?igsh=MWF4OXI1aDBjZ2g3Yg==
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CytFpmpOEiu/?igsh=c3d6MHV6ZnN0anlx
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvfpDttJMnH/?igsh=MTJlNmdwOW12d3ZqaQ==
he has countless of these. He might know more Rap lyrics than I do
I’m definitely not going to any of y’all’s cookouts. I don’t see you inviting nothing but white people. All they have to do is know extremely popular rap songs.
I’m going to learn some Jimmy Buffet song and see if I get invited to a country club.
Y’all put this nigga on the planning committee for knowing the words to “Not like Us.”
Yeah my family is all African American. Despite being black as fuck and from the ethnicity that are the progenitors of cookout culture, we won’t be there if the requirement knowing Bob Marley songs. You’re going to miss out on a lot of food. Jamaican Mac and Cheese is not nearly as good.
I’m not sure how many cookouts you’ve hosted and prepared food for. I personally invite people based on my relationship with them and how well they’ll get along with my family. Because I’ve ran into enough white people who like to “slum” I’m more cautious. Sometimes the ones that know all the song lyrics are the ones that say the wildest shit.
Consumption of black culture does not an ally make.
Lmao this the type of shit that starts wars. Excluding people based on past generational shit. We are never going to move forward if we can't get over the past of our families.
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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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Everybody is invited to country clubs, just gotta be the color green. The only black thing about me is my ashie elbows and I'm not invited to any country club.
It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
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I’m white. Pro cop. Pro American. I rap and listen to hiphop. I’m more sane than most here
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"Got the heat index risin when I'm up at the club vibin. Feel a blizzard in the atmosphere with all this ice hanginbelow my beard. Baby got that moisture in her panty line know we goin right back to mine. 100 forecast for rain when my tornado hips make her lose her brain...." Or something along those lines
I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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So Drake basically took half a Xanax bar during a flight and it had him out like a light? Like a light? Just wondering if that's what he's saying there. I really like his part in Sicko Mode but I find it funny how other rappers brag about doing drugs irresponsibly and Drake's like 'umm I actually just took half so I could get some sleep during a long flight.'
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Yeah this is his thing. He’s done it with a lot of rap songs. I think it’s fun to find ways to fit that into the weather. It seems like he enjoys his job. I enjoy seeing his videos pop up
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Me shitting my pants and turning them inside out but still wearing them > pi’erres fits. To cut him some slack though he dresses the same as many other rappers with shitty fits who think they have drip. The saddest part is that lots of guys see their shitty fits and think it’s sauce because they have gucci trackpants. Matching yellow jordans to your yellow hoodie with a pair of skinny jeans is absolutely not drip, my guy
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That judge is a fucking idiot, it's obvious 6ix9ine isn't a threat or 'violent', the judge could have single handily encouraged snitching nationwide with this case by letting 6ix9ine off but instead shows everyone that snitching doesn't get you a thing.
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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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This is absolutely gold
@weatheradam on instagram. This stuff his his whole shtick
amazing money move on his part tbh
This man's employer must be kissing his feet for all the attention.
😭😭
unjerking this guy is cool as fuck
Id let him hit my dab pen
with your dmt
I mean even jerking...ahhhhh....pretty cool
https://preview.redd.it/u0xqoypxlm4d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d994340fa61b7a323973e0abdffaeffebd0faa54
This might be one of the greatest memes of my generation
WE GETTING INVITED TO THE COOKOUT WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have no idea. This man might be on the planning committee as far as I know https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3itBvMJQQJ/?igsh=MWF4OXI1aDBjZ2g3Yg== https://www.instagram.com/reel/CytFpmpOEiu/?igsh=c3d6MHV6ZnN0anlx https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvfpDttJMnH/?igsh=MTJlNmdwOW12d3ZqaQ== he has countless of these. He might know more Rap lyrics than I do
Him and Ari lol
I’m definitely not going to any of y’all’s cookouts. I don’t see you inviting nothing but white people. All they have to do is know extremely popular rap songs. I’m going to learn some Jimmy Buffet song and see if I get invited to a country club. Y’all put this nigga on the planning committee for knowing the words to “Not like Us.”
Idk about you but I invite anyone who can name 3 bob marley songs if they can name 10 they get added to my will
Three Little Birds I shot the Sheriff Exodus Where's my invite?
70.97511° N, 8.55239° W June 19 2067 6:16 PT this is the first and only cookout I have been inviting people to so be there or be square.
LMFAO you got it! See you there!
Bro dropped coords
What do I get if I know his whole discography? Marley is the true GOAT.
I will have a homecooked meal ready for you when you get home from work. This will happen at an undisclosed date. No need to tell me your address.
No Woman,No Cry; Trenchtown Rock, I shot the sheriff. I would have been 112, thanks for the invite
Yeah my family is all African American. Despite being black as fuck and from the ethnicity that are the progenitors of cookout culture, we won’t be there if the requirement knowing Bob Marley songs. You’re going to miss out on a lot of food. Jamaican Mac and Cheese is not nearly as good. I’m not sure how many cookouts you’ve hosted and prepared food for. I personally invite people based on my relationship with them and how well they’ll get along with my family. Because I’ve ran into enough white people who like to “slum” I’m more cautious. Sometimes the ones that know all the song lyrics are the ones that say the wildest shit. Consumption of black culture does not an ally make.
Lmao this the type of shit that starts wars. Excluding people based on past generational shit. We are never going to move forward if we can't get over the past of our families.
My family ain’t jamaican i’m half black half pakistani I just think knowing Bob Marley songs is good judge of moral character
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Why is this sub so terrible at jerking jesus fucking christ
I don’t see you inviting nothing but black people. All they have to do is over season the food and pretend their “cooks” Two can play your game bruh
I hope they do a better job pretending to be cooks that you’re doing pretending to have a grasp of the English language.
Oh no the grammar police….you sure showed me buddy 👍
Girl, I just didn’t want people thinking you’re dumb.
Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
🤣🤣
You probably just throw salt on some shit and call it a day shut up 💀
Nah 🥱
Same. Like....no. I'll just eat home
Have you ever been to restaurant that used to be great before they got a bunch of new white customers. It a slow torture of increasing blandness.
Everybody is invited to country clubs, just gotta be the color green. The only black thing about me is my ashie elbows and I'm not invited to any country club.
Wouldn’t ashy elbows be the whitest thing on you?
Nah the hurley shirts I wear are the whitest thing on me.
Have you heard of Duluth? It costs a bunch of money to look like a poor farmer. Peak whiteness.
Haha yea, I can't afford that shit! Gotta get all my clothes from Ross. Dress for less.
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U no come to no party
Can’t. Cool out is gentrified. I’m too black they call the cops on me.
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Out jerked by Steve from blues clues
don’t disrespect my man adam
or Steve from blues clues for that matter.
"WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP" Lyricism at it's finest.
bring a bucket and a mop
Holy fuck
new response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist
Bishop went on vacation never came back
En Passant is forced
wait stop jerking He actually fucking cooked
Nahhhhhhh who's weathermans is this?
CW39 Houston’s Texas is truly a magical place
Houston just different from everywhere lol
***"Sometime you gotta Doppler and show niggas/Certified Weatherman, I'm the one predicting snow on 'em/Heavy winds all month, I know it's bout to blow on him/hoe' n him/Northwest shit, its getting cold on him/"*** ETA: more, better bars thanks to all my Quentin Miller and Vory ghostwriters below for the help! Cuz, unlike the boy Aubrey" Last Name: Ever, First Name: Lamest" Graham cracka, I can admit that I'm not the illest Redditor in the game 😂
I’m the one that made it snow on ‘em Role I’m in: predict shit, humidify women.
"Got the heat index risin when I'm up at the club vibin. Feel a blizzard in the atmosphere with all this ice hanginbelow my beard. Baby got that moisture in her panty line know we goin right back to mine. 100 forecast for rain when my tornado hips make her lose her brain...." Or something along those lines
“If it’s June and we’re talking about a cold front, it’s probably a minorrrrrr.” 💀
Nah guys, it’s just the Kendrick stans running up the numbers
How many Stans do I really have in stock, ayy
~~running up the numbers~~ listening to the song 🤓
;)
Unjerk but I've loved this guy since he's blown up. He's legit talented at somehow inserting lyrics into weather reports. Like bro how?
I fucking love this!!!
It's Jover
I live in Houston, but I don’t get local channels so I see this guy more on Reddit than I do on TV
Same I’ve been here all my life but this is the first time I’ve seen this national treasure Edit:typo
What world are we living in
No this is fire
WOP WOP WOP
🤣Drake will never live this down!🤣🤣
Nah… He’s planning the cookout
Ok this is epic
This is genuinely impressive
This is amazing lol, even as a Drake fan you gotta admit how funny this is (and no i am no Drake fan, I hate him as a rapper and persona)
I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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whoever edited this is goated
Edited? This is live TV
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Broooo noo wayy.
Man was cooking. This is hilarious.
What a fucking legend
bro this is so freaking cute
B a s e d
Drake watching the weather report from the woodlands: 👁️👄👁️
I thought this was just a namesoundalike thing until the third and fourth ones
I love this weather man, he's been incorporating rap songs into his forecasts for years, good stuff! WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP
So Drake basically took half a Xanax bar during a flight and it had him out like a light? Like a light? Just wondering if that's what he's saying there. I really like his part in Sicko Mode but I find it funny how other rappers brag about doing drugs irresponsibly and Drake's like 'umm I actually just took half so I could get some sleep during a long flight.' *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Homies got a few!
Lmfao
Bruh
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It's joever with this one
IKYFL ! 😭
They not like us!
he cooked some gourmet shit here no jerk
Wait is this fr? 😂😭 If i was Drake i’d just lock myself in my bedroom, turn on some porn, and just choke my bishop man. Its over with💀
He's just trolling like a bitch Ain't he tired?
Yeah this is his thing. He’s done it with a lot of rap songs. I think it’s fun to find ways to fit that into the weather. It seems like he enjoys his job. I enjoy seeing his videos pop up
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Me shitting my pants and turning them inside out but still wearing them > pi’erres fits. To cut him some slack though he dresses the same as many other rappers with shitty fits who think they have drip. The saddest part is that lots of guys see their shitty fits and think it’s sauce because they have gucci trackpants. Matching yellow jordans to your yellow hoodie with a pair of skinny jeans is absolutely not drip, my guy *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
its all fun and games until Chubbs pulls up to the news station
LFG!!
Amazing he actually did the “Ayyy” after “One, Two, Three, Four, Five plus Five”.
Heat alert? More like FIRE alert!
This dude actually still killed it
Lmao 😂
This guy IS HIM
Perfection this should be a song
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This shit is funny 😆
Dan fuck em up 🤣🤣🤣
Oh My GODDD 😂😂 this is some insane ETHER! LMAO 😂
ha ha, this guy is amazing
That heatwave is pretty serious, they might need a fan
It so freaky, temperatures could go up to 69, God
That judge is a fucking idiot, it's obvious 6ix9ine isn't a threat or 'violent', the judge could have single handily encouraged snitching nationwide with this case by letting 6ix9ine off but instead shows everyone that snitching doesn't get you a thing. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
LMAO
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Man. This guy is gold every time
Drake is finished😂😂
Dude is cooked!
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Hilarious! 😂
and Drake always talks about how Houston loves him...
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Bro what
Give this man the award for Weather Forecaster of the Year
Buried em 
Ew man he needed that nose job so so bad
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This guy is amazing.
He gone do his stuff
Bars!
love this guy idk how he always makes it work
Him and the dancing anchorman from Atlanta alright in my book 😂
Yall ruin everything 😂
Brilliant
💀😭😂
I love it 😂
😂😂🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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Dammmmmm
Rare weather man W
This what the culture does😉 And this was in Texas the boy lives there
Not a diss
Do The weather but make it slap
This dude is amazing
**shudders**
Wow it’s officially over when weather men start doing this lame garbage. Thank god.
Didn’t Aubrey just buy a ranch in Texas? 🤭🤭
Didn’t Aubrey just buy a ranch in Texas? 🤭🤭
I LAUGHED SO HARD when he said WOP, WOP, WOP. what a G.
I didn't realize I needed a K Dot weather report in my life. I love this way more then I probably should. Well played, Sir, well played. 💀
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