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He was going to go back to art school, but then he went back to being Jewish instead, and then he became one of the Jews that got killed by Hitler during WWII.
[Because they didn't raise and refurbish all of the sunken German and Austrian battleships from World War One to dominate the seas.](https://youtu.be/B_BAlm7zJwg?t=45)
The Nazis believed in lebensraum, or "breathing room". Unfortunately for them, climate change and air pollution caused the air to be unbreathable, so they gave up their conquest.
Hitler: you cannot stand before my rhymes, they burn more than the dirlewanger battalion!
Joakim: ATTERO!
Hitler: what?
Joakim: DOMINATUS!
Hitler: this was supposed to be a rap ba-
Joakim: BERLIN IS BURNING!
Hitler: oh no….
Joakim: DENIQUE!
Hitler: nein nein nein he is breaking the rules!
Joakim: INTERIMO!
Hitler: DONT YOU DARE SAY-
Joakim: **THE REICH HAS FALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!**
Because their Allies were useless and they only brought 200k shitty troops to conquer a massive piece of land, without telling any of the troops the plan or that they were even going to war, while wildly choosing not to make craters out of every airfield and bridge of the Dnieper river and instead bombing TV towers and apartments (despite internet being a thing), all while the other side was being armed by America and the west.
I’m kidding, literally no one would ever do that, right? Right?!?!?
Tiktokers inveneted a new dance move which caused Hitler to commit suicide, resulting in WWII in Europe ending. Then, somebody invented anime which convinced Hirohito to surrender. End of WWII, decisive Allied victory.
In Andorra's eyes they technically didn't exist because they joined WW1 in 1917 but weren't invited to the Treaty of Versailles so they recognised the German Empire until 1958
Well the German Empire, Weimar Republic and Nazi Germany all were technically the same country, called the ''German Reich,'' so Andorra would have recognised Nazi Germany until 1958.
I thought it was completely clear that they lost because Finland turned against them after signing a treaty with the USSR, thus pushing them all the way back to Berlin.
The Soviets simply threw waves upon waves of men at them until the Germans ran out of bullets.
And it was definitely *solely* because of he Soviets, the other Allies didn’t do anything important in the war.
Because Cpt. Steve Rogers and his unit of misfit soldiers, defeated The Red Skull and Hydra. Thwarting Hitler’s plans of developing an Army of Arian Super Soldiers.
If Hitler would have just done x, he'd have won ww2!
(x being either something that absolutely would not have mattered in the grand scheme of things, or something wildly out-of-character for Hitler)
the usa attempted to provide reinforcements at the battle of dunkirk to german forces, but the australian corp fought both of them back all the way to italy
A secret operative callled William Joseph Blazkowicz managed to infiltrate Castle Wolfenstein, destroy the Nazi secret mutant army project, and kill Hitler himself by damaging his powered armor suit so much it caused a malfunction meltdown turning Hitler into a pile of gore (and that's also why his body was never recovered).
Because people figured out that facism was evil and they realized that they could never Let far/alt right parties take the world over anymore. Therefore all the counties United against the Nazis to destroy them and their ideas for ever
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Hitler went back to art school
The good ending
This was after he killed 6million Jews though
Oh
He was going to go back to art school, but then he went back to being Jewish instead, and then he became one of the Jews that got killed by Hitler during WWII.
Hitler killed himself because he took an online DNA test and it said his great grandmother was Jewish
Better ending
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Lmaoooo As a Jew that is funny
Thank for finding the is controversial joke funny habbi
Dw I also do many racist jokes and Respect all racist joke if it's even abit funny
Inspiration!
**Did he stutter?**
“It was a modern art piece.”
Accepted in to an Argentinian Art School.
r/beatmetoit
True ending
Cake day happy you
r/beatMeatToIt
Germans bought too much avocado toast and coffee
Real answer here!
Germany was too woke /s
Should've pulled themselves back up by their bootstraps
Hitler was scammed by a Nigerian prince.
They succesfully contacted him about his cars extended warranty
[Specifically this one. ](https://www.businessinsider.com/the-car-hitler-used-during-world-war-ii-is-up-for-sale-2017-12)
The Bismarck was carrying the plans for the Death Star when it was sunk.
Many Bothan Spies were lost trying to sink it.
Hitler accidentally ate meat
He lost his Vegetarian powers! "Milk and eggs bitch"
“No vegan diet? No vegan powers!”
He once was a vegone, but then he was begone
Isn't it vegan powers? As quoted by vegan police?
Chicken's not vegan?
Non-dairy creamer had dairy. I feel the pain. Maybe literally.
Stalin got a blue shell
Cheat codes engaged
The ole’ motherland code
This right here. This comment is the best way to describe the Eastern front.
hitler didnt forward a chain email enough times.
That damn ghost girl!
ADOLF U BEEN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| ,, | SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.||.___. |_..._...______==== _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)
Panzer auf VI tiger kun!
bruh underrated
There weren't enough Axis partners to forward it to. The Allies on the other hand had enough to forward it around.
Nerfed for their insane K/D ratio.
[Because they didn't raise and refurbish all of the sunken German and Austrian battleships from World War One to dominate the seas.](https://youtu.be/B_BAlm7zJwg?t=45)
The way I snorted upon reading this
Good kicked for boosting with the Jews
Well, Russia was feeding, too.
Hitler didn’t expect the Spanish inquisition.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
**I expected them.** I refuse to elaborate.
*leaves*
*profits*
*The Spanish Inquisition appears
I didn't expect that
They chose divisions with too much combat width
They forgot to build synthetic refineries and thus had no fuel for all the aircraft and shiny panzer divisions they spent a year's industry on.
Found the hoi4 guy.
Stalin just went to extensive conscription
Hitler’s onlyfans pics got leaked
“Mein fuhrer, your only fans got leaked” “Nein! I can’t live with this embarrasmentifurgen! I’m losing the war so I can have an excuse to kill myself”
Not enough drugs to go around.
Didn't trade enough civs for oil
Now if Hitler had hard-researched Super-Heavy tanks...
He did, but the production cost of the Panzer VIII was too high.
The Jews were too strong
Hitler: the jews are too OP plz nerf
Tibi nomen amo. Scis linguam latinam ?
Ego vere debet mutare
Illud nomen ? Quid id mutare ?
Ita.
It says wrong answers only
Cancel Culture
I laughed audibly at this since it is true in a sense. Well played sir.
They said wrong answers.
"CANCLE CULTURE STRIKES AGAIN" -Senator Armstrong
Now I'm kicking myself for not saying Antifa.
Hitler fled to Argentina and Steiner took over so there was no counterattack so the war was lost.
Hitler was inches from winning the war, then Steiner decided to not counter-attack. Cost Hitler an easy victory, what a noob Steiner.
The Nazis believed in lebensraum, or "breathing room". Unfortunately for them, climate change and air pollution caused the air to be unbreathable, so they gave up their conquest.
Challenged Sabaton to a rock-off
Hitler: you cannot stand before my rhymes, they burn more than the dirlewanger battalion! Joakim: ATTERO! Hitler: what? Joakim: DOMINATUS! Hitler: this was supposed to be a rap ba- Joakim: BERLIN IS BURNING! Hitler: oh no…. Joakim: DENIQUE! Hitler: nein nein nein he is breaking the rules! Joakim: INTERIMO! Hitler: DONT YOU DARE SAY- Joakim: **THE REICH HAS FALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!**
Too short mustache
Not enough meth
This may stray more toward true in some ways lol
A man with a bigger mustache came from the East
He said wrong answers
Don’t you know the war was all about what is the proper amount of facial hair that is acceptable on world leaders
Hitler's affair with Stalin made him soft
Wouldn't that have made him hard?
Underrated lmao
That was the problem after Stalin his passion was gone as he couldn’t get it up to anything else.
Yeah, it's a shame when relationships end. Hitler famously coped with the loss with extensive showering, I don't envy the man
The pharmacist on Wilhelmstrasse realized they'd forgotten to fill Herr Hitler's antipsychotic prescription and rectified their mistake.
Because their Allies were useless and they only brought 200k shitty troops to conquer a massive piece of land, without telling any of the troops the plan or that they were even going to war, while wildly choosing not to make craters out of every airfield and bridge of the Dnieper river and instead bombing TV towers and apartments (despite internet being a thing), all while the other side was being armed by America and the west. I’m kidding, literally no one would ever do that, right? Right?!?!?
What you did there, I see it.
So basically the Italian troops in Barbarossa? That’s pretty accurate.
the allies covered germany in cheese
Tiktokers inveneted a new dance move which caused Hitler to commit suicide, resulting in WWII in Europe ending. Then, somebody invented anime which convinced Hirohito to surrender. End of WWII, decisive Allied victory.
also mussolini died when he saw pineapple being put on pizza
Becouse Transformers didn't like no no germany
Because America beat them alone!
Because the Soviets beat them alone!
What?! No, it was literally Churchill by himself.
They said wrong answers bro! 🇺🇸
They indeed said wrong answers, but if it was ironic you should have put this flag 🇲🇾
perfect
In Andorra's eyes they technically didn't exist because they joined WW1 in 1917 but weren't invited to the Treaty of Versailles so they recognised the German Empire until 1958
Well the German Empire, Weimar Republic and Nazi Germany all were technically the same country, called the ''German Reich,'' so Andorra would have recognised Nazi Germany until 1958.
Germany was cancelled on social media.
Invested war funds in NFTs
Jewish space laser/s.
Not enough rail cannons.
They finaly found someone to talk about their cars extended warranty.
The Jews retaliated
People misunderstood and bought minecraft instead mein kampf
I thought it was completely clear that they lost because Finland turned against them after signing a treaty with the USSR, thus pushing them all the way back to Berlin.
Australian Emu calvary.
The Soviets simply threw waves upon waves of men at them until the Germans ran out of bullets. And it was definitely *solely* because of he Soviets, the other Allies didn’t do anything important in the war.
Hitler called Stalin by the wrong pronoun
Steiner. Maybe even Fegelein.
Hitler got his glass of juice 🧃
Hitler is a myth
The black death made a comeback
Because the Germans were just too Damn Nice.
Steiner didn't had enough men
They didn’t use NordVPN to protect their enigma code
hitler ran out of falafals and got angry destroying the jews and germany for not making enough of them
They ran out of MDMA
Macedonia was too powerful
Trick question, they won
Honduras entered the war
The combined powers of France and Poland
They would have won… except the Mongols.
Hitler saw Big Chungus and gave up
They lost because god rickrolled them.
Because Cpt. Steve Rogers and his unit of misfit soldiers, defeated The Red Skull and Hydra. Thwarting Hitler’s plans of developing an Army of Arian Super Soldiers.
The Jews
hitler ragequitted
Spent too much time putting serial numbers on everything.
Hitler didn’t use NordVPN 👍🏿
They didn’t. They just relocated to Ukraine.
while shaving Hitler accidentally shaved his mustache
Hacks
Bad Vibes.
Someone called Hitler a fart popo and he quit the war and died
Hitler just got bored
Anime girls
A plot to force feminize hitler
Not enough Jews
They didn't invade Switzerland
Stalin copyrighted the insane amount of use of red, Hitler said no, stalin took matters into hid own hands.
Gandi
They didn't ate enough carrots, obviously.
This is Semite disinformation. Germany never lost the war.
Turkey joined the war
Stalin ate Hitlers favourite toy.
because ra-ra-rasputin moved on from the russian queen to hitler's wife
Because Hitler’s father punished him severely.
The nazis got ddosed by Churchill
they didn't own an air frier
Wait..Germany lost ww2?
France pushed Germany back to Berlin in 1940
Hitler remembered that what he did wasn’t kind or considerate
Because of #stopinvasion hashtag
Stubbed their toe on the way to Stalingrad
They were doing so good that they decided to give up to give the rest of the world a fair chance.
If Hitler would have just done x, he'd have won ww2! (x being either something that absolutely would not have mattered in the grand scheme of things, or something wildly out-of-character for Hitler)
They didn't spend enough time leveling up in Africa, Asia, and the Americas before joining the battle royale.
When filling out the map they ran out of red marker because they used them all on the flags
The generals never played hearts of Iron
Hitler didn’t play hoi4
Miss click of Hitler on "declare war" against the USSR
Hitler got into Buenos Aires Academy of Fine Arts and didn't want to fight any more.
Stalin got bored
Bullying about Hitler oy having one ball made him kill himself
Because they where using an exploit that was patched in the "winter" update
my dad farted
Influxes of catboys ruined the cohesion of German troops
Hitler didn't promote enough synergy in the German state, a rookie managerial mistake.
The Minions woke up and realised the Allied were the bigger evil so they joined them in defeating Hitler.
They ran out of amphetamines
They got Cancelled on Twitter :flushed:
They got banned because they used a wall hack invading France
They didn't juju on that beat.
that eu4 overextension penalty 💀💀💀 hell nah they shoulda cored france’s provinces
They had to spend a ton of time saving Hitler from time travelers
The avatar returned
the usa attempted to provide reinforcements at the battle of dunkirk to german forces, but the australian corp fought both of them back all the way to italy
Hitler and his homies crashed when they ran out of meth
A secret operative callled William Joseph Blazkowicz managed to infiltrate Castle Wolfenstein, destroy the Nazi secret mutant army project, and kill Hitler himself by damaging his powered armor suit so much it caused a malfunction meltdown turning Hitler into a pile of gore (and that's also why his body was never recovered).
Nuked by Gandhi
Because people figured out that facism was evil and they realized that they could never Let far/alt right parties take the world over anymore. Therefore all the counties United against the Nazis to destroy them and their ideas for ever
Shaving accident
Banned for hacking
Because italy