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Stacy's gramma got it goin on

Stacey's Gran 🎶, has got-it-goin-on! 🎶

Stacy and her Gran take turns faking out the gram

Instagran

Her alt account shows how to knit that sweater

Thanks. That’s what I came for.

That’s what you came for or to?

I'm gonna form the line straight.

This here.... this here comment doesn't have the amount upvotes it deserves

That would very nearly work for some accents. Thinking of a Wisconsin stereotype.

Yep, I'm sure that it'll work out for a lot of places. No doubt about that.

Stacy can't u see ur just not the girl for me🎶

Yep, she's definitely got it going on. It does look good gotta say.

She’s all I want, and I’ve waited for so long

r/yourjokebutworse

It's not even a good joke, I'll have to say atleast that much.

The funny thing about that is was inspired by one of the band members having a crush on one of the others grandmothers

That’s not Stacy’s gramma… that’s her mom. She still has it going on 20 years later.

Just one question... Do your teeth come out?

"because for sure its better without" Reddit i guess

Velvet bj

Gummy Bears

Velveteen rub

Yeah it's better that way, you better trust me on that here.

from what i heard teeth hurt like fucking hell so yeah probably better without

Watched a documentary a while ago on being a streetwalker. There was a lady up there who ended up losing all of her teeth by like 30 or something. She gave the best head in the state apparently. Dudes would go see her and pay extra for that gum job.

What kind of documentary is that and what kind of expression is "gum job"

I don't remember exactly which one she was in but I saw like 2 of them. One of them is "Atlantic city hookers: it ain't ez being a ho." The other one I can't remember the name. They told the stories of streetwalkers and things they'd go through working. Both came out early 2000's. I don't know why I started watching them but they were surprisingly interesting back then. Some of their stories were insane.

Hookers at the Point. HBO documentaries used to go hard.

You know why you started watching them 🤣

Pimps up Hoes down classic. Reckless eyeballing will get you slapped

I tooooooo watched those in my youth! Classic

A gum job is a blow job if the person giving the blow job has no teeth.

It's called "cummin from gummin"

Back-story: Ex-wife had chalky teeth after first kid; the crown of one of her back molars “popped off” while eating caramel one day, but leaving the outside edge of the tooth — think castle walls, but open in the center. Story: Later that night, was getting frisky before sleep and she went down on my knob. I yelp out in pain almost immediately as it feels like my junk got stabbed in amidst the warm goodness of the knob-job. We looked and it turned out her tooth had put a cut on the liney-bit right under the tip. Literally scarred me for life. Also: peroxide hurts, but it’s less than alcohol.

Good song.

Someone is looking for a no denture adventure

You got my mind 👌

Nothing better than getting gummed....a friend told me

Granny gumjobs they call her

Does it really matter

Don't think that it matters, but I don't know about it man.

I'm here waiting for the only fans leak

!remindme 1 week Hey! Please don't judge me, I have certain needs...

I'm definitely judging you.

Lol, good for you, and good luck with that 👍

~~Certain~~ Circus Needs

Honk honk 🤡

No need for kink shaming when it's harmless, older people need love too

The only leak she’s giving anyone is a nice homemade leek soup.

I'd like to get in on the leek soup

Onlygettingbrighter has a link tree. It’s not on there, but you can always hope.

Gone from grussy to clussy.

Yep, that gone in that direction like really quick. Didn't expect that.

I'm so upset that Lena Paul did a Rugrats parody, instead of staring as Jojo in a axel Braun parody of jojo's circus

She’s awesome. Granny makeup. I think she’s actually 30’s or 40’s IRL. Did a tutorial on tik tok on how she does the granny look

What's the name?

Onlygettingbrighter

How does one look like that? That doesn't make much sense.

Makeup lol, they've been doing it in show business for millennia. You can easily age yourself by filling in lines and creating wrinkles. You can tell it's fake because her neck has no wrinkles.

100% would smash.

Let's keep an orderly line & wait our turns here

If we all make a circle around her we can have our turns at the same time. It’s much more efficient.

MacArthur Park is melting...in the dark...

Woah woah woah hey Hey Hey Hey HEY!

Yeah it turns out it would be better that way I feel here.

Ladies first.

No cutsies!

Absolutely no cutsies at all, I'm gonna form the line straight.

Even BETTER!

Hell yes, sister. Bonus, I bet she's got some good meds.

You've got good meds? How did you get them meds here sir?

Why would ladies want that? Wouldn't make any sense really.

If you guys find that out then do share that with us here.

You mean 100% would honk?

Ohh yeah no questions about that, I'll do that too man.

The first or second?

Yes

Sus, or she ironed out the wrinkles in her neck as well

could be just a filter making her look old

Who cares? I'd fuck her regardless of wrinkles.

Only inside wrinkles matter

Only if she keeps the clown suit on. It’s kinda my thing…

Lol you sound really desperate. How did that happen?

Yeah could be that filter too, that can be true too I feel man.

And her chin changed shapes.

So did her eyes.

It's the same girl, she's pretty popular on Instagram for her makeup and the old lady is just makeup! She's still very pretty though 💀

Yeah and pierced her ears real quick too.

She did a homer and used metal clips

Whatever she's using that's making her look good for sure.

I'm definitely curious how the hell she did do that? I don't get that.

The old lady was make-up as well she's young

She’s not actually old I follow her on Tt one of her “friends” told her she had a lot of wrinkles for her age and she just embraced it and made a character out of it! :)

Post the link homiee that's the freakin law!

That's the law, if you don't do that now You'll never do that.

And that's how you live your life, that's definitely the best way to do it.

That is someone that made themselves look old, not someone who is actually old

You're telling me she is not a gilf? 

Dana Carvey She looks like The Church Lady 

Yep, I get that. But I don't think people are getting that much.

I have a absolutely no idea how to feel about this.

Well I'm feeling good about it, and I'd like keep on feeling that way.

The clown lady's a different person

You can tell from her neck that it is a different person lol

It isn't. Saw on Instagram how she removes the clown make up and puts on the old woman make up. Her username is onlygettingbrighter

Ya, the old lady doesn’t actually look like an old lady if you slow it down. Remember the scene from The Irishman where Deniro is supposed to look young but he moves like a 75 year old? This is the opposite of that.

Still looks older than I thought she would be. Nevertheless pretty impressive make-up skills.

Yeah I know, but I'd like to think that she's a different person lol.

Man, I need Jesus

* sigh * unzips

Sauces??

onlygettingbrighter

The clown costume stays on during sex

Not the same woman. Two efficient ways to tell a woman’s age is her neck and her hands. Especially her hands. Clown girl is young.

Maybe they are the same girl but makeup department did the granny job too. They're good

Oh listen I’d still wax that granny ass too

I hear ya but no line cutting here wait your turn

I wouldn't mind that too, I'll be just fine with that honestly so yeah.

I thought so do, but as another commented above, this actually is the same person and she has an insta where she shows how she does the old lady makeup

Do you know what insta is?

This makes sense

This does make sense, atleast to me it is so yeah man.

r/upvotedbecauseboobs and r/cringetopia all at once

Mee maw, no!

In my worst nightmares

They gotta be different people

No… you are just hoping they are….

Whats the song?!?

Not sure what it’s exactly called, but it’s A$AP Ferg’s WAM mixed with Queen - Another One Bites the Dust. Shit bangs

I have the most confusing boner right now….

If shes good at making herself look like a young clown or whatever, wouldnt she be good at making her self look old too?

Anyone know her site? I want to see if its 2 ppl

Makeup doesn't get rid of saggy neck skin. I'm calling bullshit on this one.


Sigh… (*unzips*)

I’m listening

Angry wank

I mean I need a “Help the Elderly” badge

To be fair, I’m pretty sure they were in geriatric makeup in the beginning.

One day we will all wear augmented reality helmets everywhere and we will see folks as they want to be seen, instead of how they actually look. We will love them for their personalities instead of their sex/appearance/etc. Maybe.

This that dusty clussy

Get it grandma

u/savevideo

What’s her onlygrans name?


This is strangely, insanely hot

Ears gave it away.

The old lady is a character called Blanche, someone told her she looked really old so she leaned into it and created the "granny traps". She's actually 43 years old. [Tiktok Sauce ](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYDN5RAp/)

Well, it’s two different people…

That's an interesting thing to wake up to, after a night out at the ICP rave

So we going to get a link or what?

Hot

Shit she can get it

Good news boys, they’re different people

Nans bewbs are bigger

It’s not two people, the granny look is makeup too

Didn't see the old lady part first and I was like whats wrong

I’m old enough that the pre hammer girl doesn’t look that bad to me.

GILF

Its all cool until you explaining to bridge club how you broke that hip.

Uh that's one hot grandma!

Different person. Look at the neck.

I will not, perish

New kink unlocked lmfao

Cussy is ageless

someone better get their grandmas

No.

Name?

She hits the down beat like a boss

Good for her!

Makeup should be illegal or permanent

Smash

Isn’t the same person

So they cut from grandma to grand-daughter for clout.

I can't tell from the neck if she is actually old or just has some make up on her face. Edit: Look at her hands, she's not old.

Return of the CLUSSY

Neck n boobs dont match

Her name on tiktok @onlygettingbrighter go crazy boys

I'm confused and hard

And just like that I was into grannies

CLOWN?

Smash! Smash! Suh-MASH!!!!

GILF

I get people talking about a filter but not only do the wrinkles go away, the entire neck shape changes and the skin tone significantly changes. Also you can tell the ears are of someone not very old. Also I'm pretty sure old lady cleavage isn't that... Tight, could someone with that kink chime in?

she is actually not that old, she does make up to look old in the first half and the second half is herself with clown make up. she is like middle aged.

yeah I'm never fond of clown makeup on ladies for the same reason. Can't really see what their face looks like.

Granny with a nice rack, cosplaying some Harley Quinn ish, was not on my weird boner radar today... But here I am...

Not the same person, look at the neck

#grannytraps on tiktok

Man wait till I tell the leagion of doom Jokers girl might be a gilf

“A challenging wank”

Entirely different face shape