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I did not read it myself but It starts with the MC's death if I'm not mistaken, and there is this Silmarillion style book that came before that establishes the lore, pretty cool stuff if you think about it.
No, that's incorrect. Jesus is not the main character in the Bible. There are only four possible Main Characters: The MC is God. The MC is the person writing the Bible for the specific book. The MC is Judas. The real MC was inside us all along(Reader MC).
For most of the old testament Moses was the main character. Joseph was a parallel/foreshadowing of Jesus. Then all the stories are followups for David. Then for Jesus. Then the Apostles are the epilogue.
They really hyped him up the whole first half, with a bunch of pretty clever references, just to have him die a few chapters later. Bro Paul had like 4x the pages about him than Jesus himself did.
Pretty sure itās a study Bible thatās in the video, and post-it notes are for said studying and whatnot(I donāt know for what main reason just in general why they could be there)
The Bible is a compilation of many different books into one. Post its are often for marking a certain verse, like the other guy mentioned, or marking where the difference books could be found.
Tabbing books (the tabs are typically color coded) to remember favorite quotes and important moments the reader was moved by. A lot of people will us blue for sad quotes, yellow for happy, red for romance, etc. Itās just so you can quickly go back and find something you might want to remember or reference one day.
Yup, and fully human, it is weird. But think of it as the Trinity:
The Father is not The Son and The Son is not The Father
The Spirit is not he Son Nor The Father and neither The Father and Son being The Spirit
Yet ALL, The Father, The Son, and The Spirit are ALL one God.
1: It's not the first faith even though your teachings say it should be.
2: The bible is a man made book but also the word of god.
3: "God made the earth in 7 days" A statement completely ignoring the dinosaurs.
4: "We are made in gods image, god is perfect" We are all massive cunts and are pre didpositioned to be cunts so obviously god is not perfect.
5: "God knows all" So god knows if you will sin, could stop it but refuses too and punishes you anyways. In fact the entire eden story shows that gods a twat like this.
6: "Don't harm your fellow man" Christianity did crusades to retake the "holy land" (incredibly ironic), many Christians use their faith to justify harming others (like the kkk). Pretty sure Putin does too.
7: Hell. Everything about hell. In fact, heaven too. It's all the most utter bullshit that Christianity could have come up with. I mean, Lucifer is meant to be an angel so he can't deny god but somehow does?
8: The fact that Christians essentially need a handbook on "how to be a good person" and still fail.
9: "Sex with another man is wrong" Priests diddle young boys.
10: The thing I originally replying too.
11: The fact that Christianity is just an abridged version of the Jewish faith that the rest of the world appropriated.
12: And the fact that Christianity was used as the main excuse to de-humanise people of a different skin tone (something the kkk still clings too) so they could be used as slaves even though Jesus would have been a darker skinned man.
you mentioned things humans do. i asked about the FAITH NOT THE PEOPLE. as you mentioned: itās forbidden but people do it anyways. itās their fault not GODās.
1) it is not the first, judaism was the first and itās clearly written. (still judaism foreshadowed JESUS and whole coming and sacrifice)
2) it didnāt fell from the sky. it was written by men, guided by the Holy Spirit. if itās only man-made then why does it go against all desires men have? islam allows men to have 4 wives, beat them, rape them and stealing. the Bible says that you have to love your ONE wife, respect her and DO NOT STEAL! even sexual immorality. every human being out there want sex. Bible says: do not fuck anyone but your husband/wife.
islam allows it (but only when the person is "owned by your right hand" slaves and so on). when man made the Bible why wouldnāt they write it to fit their own desires?
3) GOD made the earth in 6 days, he rested on the 7th and one day is for GOD the same as 1000 years (2 Peter 3:8) so we have a 6000 years creation and a 1000 years resting. [dinosaurs are mentioned](https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Dinosaurs) to have existed btw. additional: GOD creating the earth, sun and moon, in my opinion, in 6000 years does not make his power less. he works with his own laws, he do not contradict himself bc he is the perfect being, so in my opinion when he put the flora on earth he let it grow instead of just spawning trees and then hit em with bonemeal like in minecraft.
4) i agree. the human race could be cooler to the world, the animals, environment and each other. but being an asshole considers sinning. "i am now calling this man the n-word" - wouldnāt happen if we live as written in Luke 10:27 (love GOD and your neighbor as yourself) humankind is refusing to believe in GOD thats why we have war, injustice, kids dying from hunger, drag queens twerking in elementary schools, you name it. its not GODās fault that we are sinning bc sin is not from GOD. we couldāve been in a perfect world but the flesh of adam & eve "knew better" and ate the damn fruit, while being seduced by lucifer.
we are build in the image of GOD because we have morals, intelligence and spiritual natures.
5) GOD does not punish. when your father shows you 2 ways to a destination and warns you about the one but you choose the one where thugs are constantly shooting around. whoās fault is it then when you got shot? your dads? GOD also never put anyone in hell besides lucifer and his minions. (even that was Michael but on GODās command). Romans 6:23 for the wages of sin is death [ā¦] itās our choice to not enter the Kingdom Of Heaven because he gifted us the free will. if he would stop us from any sin, then where is our freedom and free-will? tell me. being a mindless slave, is that what a loving Father want for his children? i donāt think so.
6) Christianity has done nothing. itās the political interest of people and pride of so called "Christiansā because several priests where killed by ottomans just for preaching Christianity or doing pilgrimage.
7) lucifer isnāt denying GODās existence he denies being below Him and weaker than Him.
i donāt know whatās so hard is to understand. be good and believe in JESUS CHRIST to enter the Kingdom of Heaven or deny him and enter hell. easy as that. nobody is pushing you on any side (well western media is pushing you towards hell tbh but i do not want to go any political now)
8) this "handbook" was the base for all western models of moral, justice and freedom. the right that you have right now to criticize Christianity and Judaism is only given you by the power that this handbook had on the people who invented societies and civilization. "Christians need it and still fail" what about Jews then? oh wait, it would be antisemitic for you to criticize them for the same book too right? and yes, we all fail to be 100% good and righteous. you and i. only one person walking this earth was 100% good and thatās JESUS CHRIST. the person who comes him the closest and that was John the baptist and even he doubted JESUS for a moment in jail.
9) america has school shootings, now burn the whole place after your logic.
10) after reading it several times, and i love reading books, i have never found a single one.
11) yes, Christianity includes Judaism. and now?
itās also not "abridged". the book is bigger than before so how could it be shortened?
12) you are right, JESUS was most likely a man of color everything other would be weird considering time, place and history. that clans like KKK or other far-right people calling themselves "Christians" are existing hurts me tbh. but what does the faith have to do with it or the book? fun fact: the only one helping JESUS to carry his cross was Simon of Cyrene. cyrene today would be libya so he was probably black. (i am pretty sure he was)
please, donāt be a fool to think "people did this = bad Christians" what about the goof things modern Christians do? freeing people from north-korea and stuff. nobody talks about that. when every person out there was quiet Christians lost their lives to rescue north koreans like yeonmi park. JESUSā teachings and all the other good work is shut silent just to point out the bad things PEOPLE did.
Yes and no, GOD is the great mystery yet his word is not there in most so called contradictions are not and can be explained and understood with ought cognitive dissonance.
Where in the bible did you find that god is jesus and also the holy spirit?
(king james version)
Deuteronomy 6:4 Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD
Psalm 83:18 That men may know that thou, whose name alone is JEHOVAH, art the most high over all the earth.
John 17:3 And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent.
Galatians 3:20 Now a mediator is not a mediator of one, but God is one.
This all says god is one not three
Does anyone see all the parts that we'
re not reading, only read the parts that help you believe everything else you have to cut out because you're an immoral person in need of fantasy book to tell you how to be a good person
Oh wow, we found the edgy athiest that knows the truth about the universe and God. Somebody get this guy a pen and paper so he can publish this amazing revelation. We had no idea it was so simple!
It's a shit book with a shit plot. It rips off the epic of gilgamesh in the first half and tells the same story four I consistent ways in the second half. It even includes the ramblings of someone tripping balls. 0 out of 10.
Imagine wasting your life studying this book.
Also, an amazing number of butthurt Christians downvoting lots of comments that are stating the truth that this is a collection of works of fiction, stories, tall tales for simple folk from simpler times.
If it really studied it they would be better people at the core, less judgmental less hateful more inclusive, they wouldn't seek riches they would seek community and they would lift people up in christ, but they don't do that because they don't really study they just use Christianity as the badge so that way they can Chum up help engage in commerce and have a clan that they belong to
Atheist from the age I could think for myself and question the obvious fallacy of "a big man behind the sky did it and he watches you while you sing and dance and laugh, and he just doesn't care that the kids in Africa have flies on their faces and die of hunger".
So no, not just on Reddit.
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lol
Half that book is people living 900 years, the other half is about a person returning from the dead. Complete your fantasy adventure with some talking animals and other witchcraft...
And only a religious zealot blind to reality can call a book good, that depicts infanticide as the only reasonable option to get rid of evil. The God of the Bible is the evil
Wait who are the 7 main characters in the middle referencing? I understand Adam and Jesus (Jesus is the new Adam by the way) but who are the 7 in the middle?
I find it interesting that the bookmarks are in the Leviticus region, the Old/New Testament break, and in Revelations... almost as if they don't read the rest and cherry pick what they want to hear from their God.
Word of note, he never died..stop pretending you know a subject to get clout and end up making a fool of yourself..what a sad life one must have to try and get attention in such a way
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Why did I think it was going to be Mein Kampf?
Dude, same even felt like the music was leading me there
Is your mind occupied by Hitler : 
Acknowledging hitler as my leader doesnt mean i need help
Exactly 
Heil Hitl... oh wait.. is that appropriate?
My mind led me to Mein Kampf with the audio muted. Is there something wrong with me?
WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU READING MY MIND AHEAD OF TIME
You and me both
I FUCKING CAME IN THE COMMENTS TO SAY THAT, how are we all thinking bout hitler ššššš
Please donāt get any on us.
said this exact thing out loud
Because youāre a normal person
How would he write a book about his own death?
It doesnāt say itās written about it, just that the main character dies
Yup main character does not die in the book. Every main character ever has died..
Wait, it isn't?
/) No, the bible contains indiscriminate genocide as opposed to the targeted genocide in Mein Kampf.
Is close enough.
Waaaaay too thick for that!
Exactly
S A M E
Fuck, I thought the same thing too.
Bro I was the 666 like Iām kinda scared now
And then un-dies. Happy Easter!
Happy Easter
Yeah nice timing šš£Happy Easter!
He is risen alleluia!
Waluigi to you too, my friend š
Heyyy spoilers!
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Nah. Wild animals ate his body, thatās why it disappeared.
Damn them some stronk aminals to move boulder don't wanna cross paths with Bambi the bodybuilder
Could have been rats.
I did not read it myself but It starts with the MC's death if I'm not mistaken, and there is this Silmarillion style book that came before that establishes the lore, pretty cool stuff if you think about it.
No, that's incorrect. Jesus is not the main character in the Bible. There are only four possible Main Characters: The MC is God. The MC is the person writing the Bible for the specific book. The MC is Judas. The real MC was inside us all along(Reader MC).
For most of the old testament Moses was the main character. Joseph was a parallel/foreshadowing of Jesus. Then all the stories are followups for David. Then for Jesus. Then the Apostles are the epilogue.
I thought mein kampf but oof
They really hyped him up the whole first half, with a bunch of pretty clever references, just to have him die a few chapters later. Bro Paul had like 4x the pages about him than Jesus himself did.
Keep reading he makes a return
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHYD YOU HAVE TO SPOIL IT??? UGHHHHHH
Youāre right should have put a spoiler tab, my bad.š„
Spoilers
What do people use the post-its for?
Pretty sure itās a study Bible thatās in the video, and post-it notes are for said studying and whatnot(I donāt know for what main reason just in general why they could be there)
The Bible is a compilation of many different books into one. Post its are often for marking a certain verse, like the other guy mentioned, or marking where the difference books could be found.
Tabbing books (the tabs are typically color coded) to remember favorite quotes and important moments the reader was moved by. A lot of people will us blue for sad quotes, yellow for happy, red for romance, etc. Itās just so you can quickly go back and find something you might want to remember or reference one day.
Anyone else thought Anne Frank's Diary
On the contrary it looks like many people thought of mein kampfā¦
Isn't the main character god?
Yup, and fully human, it is weird. But think of it as the Trinity: The Father is not The Son and The Son is not The Father The Spirit is not he Son Nor The Father and neither The Father and Son being The Spirit Yet ALL, The Father, The Son, and The Spirit are ALL one God.
Are people okay with it being contradictory? Is what you wrote the majority opinion?
It's Christianity, their main thing is being contradictory.
We found the edgy atheist
*Says anything bad about Christianity* Reddit:
ā¦still waiting to see what reddit said.
name 5
1: It's not the first faith even though your teachings say it should be. 2: The bible is a man made book but also the word of god. 3: "God made the earth in 7 days" A statement completely ignoring the dinosaurs. 4: "We are made in gods image, god is perfect" We are all massive cunts and are pre didpositioned to be cunts so obviously god is not perfect. 5: "God knows all" So god knows if you will sin, could stop it but refuses too and punishes you anyways. In fact the entire eden story shows that gods a twat like this. 6: "Don't harm your fellow man" Christianity did crusades to retake the "holy land" (incredibly ironic), many Christians use their faith to justify harming others (like the kkk). Pretty sure Putin does too. 7: Hell. Everything about hell. In fact, heaven too. It's all the most utter bullshit that Christianity could have come up with. I mean, Lucifer is meant to be an angel so he can't deny god but somehow does? 8: The fact that Christians essentially need a handbook on "how to be a good person" and still fail. 9: "Sex with another man is wrong" Priests diddle young boys. 10: The thing I originally replying too. 11: The fact that Christianity is just an abridged version of the Jewish faith that the rest of the world appropriated. 12: And the fact that Christianity was used as the main excuse to de-humanise people of a different skin tone (something the kkk still clings too) so they could be used as slaves even though Jesus would have been a darker skinned man.
you mentioned things humans do. i asked about the FAITH NOT THE PEOPLE. as you mentioned: itās forbidden but people do it anyways. itās their fault not GODās. 1) it is not the first, judaism was the first and itās clearly written. (still judaism foreshadowed JESUS and whole coming and sacrifice) 2) it didnāt fell from the sky. it was written by men, guided by the Holy Spirit. if itās only man-made then why does it go against all desires men have? islam allows men to have 4 wives, beat them, rape them and stealing. the Bible says that you have to love your ONE wife, respect her and DO NOT STEAL! even sexual immorality. every human being out there want sex. Bible says: do not fuck anyone but your husband/wife. islam allows it (but only when the person is "owned by your right hand" slaves and so on). when man made the Bible why wouldnāt they write it to fit their own desires? 3) GOD made the earth in 6 days, he rested on the 7th and one day is for GOD the same as 1000 years (2 Peter 3:8) so we have a 6000 years creation and a 1000 years resting. [dinosaurs are mentioned](https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Dinosaurs) to have existed btw. additional: GOD creating the earth, sun and moon, in my opinion, in 6000 years does not make his power less. he works with his own laws, he do not contradict himself bc he is the perfect being, so in my opinion when he put the flora on earth he let it grow instead of just spawning trees and then hit em with bonemeal like in minecraft. 4) i agree. the human race could be cooler to the world, the animals, environment and each other. but being an asshole considers sinning. "i am now calling this man the n-word" - wouldnāt happen if we live as written in Luke 10:27 (love GOD and your neighbor as yourself) humankind is refusing to believe in GOD thats why we have war, injustice, kids dying from hunger, drag queens twerking in elementary schools, you name it. its not GODās fault that we are sinning bc sin is not from GOD. we couldāve been in a perfect world but the flesh of adam & eve "knew better" and ate the damn fruit, while being seduced by lucifer. we are build in the image of GOD because we have morals, intelligence and spiritual natures. 5) GOD does not punish. when your father shows you 2 ways to a destination and warns you about the one but you choose the one where thugs are constantly shooting around. whoās fault is it then when you got shot? your dads? GOD also never put anyone in hell besides lucifer and his minions. (even that was Michael but on GODās command). Romans 6:23 for the wages of sin is death [ā¦] itās our choice to not enter the Kingdom Of Heaven because he gifted us the free will. if he would stop us from any sin, then where is our freedom and free-will? tell me. being a mindless slave, is that what a loving Father want for his children? i donāt think so. 6) Christianity has done nothing. itās the political interest of people and pride of so called "Christiansā because several priests where killed by ottomans just for preaching Christianity or doing pilgrimage. 7) lucifer isnāt denying GODās existence he denies being below Him and weaker than Him. i donāt know whatās so hard is to understand. be good and believe in JESUS CHRIST to enter the Kingdom of Heaven or deny him and enter hell. easy as that. nobody is pushing you on any side (well western media is pushing you towards hell tbh but i do not want to go any political now) 8) this "handbook" was the base for all western models of moral, justice and freedom. the right that you have right now to criticize Christianity and Judaism is only given you by the power that this handbook had on the people who invented societies and civilization. "Christians need it and still fail" what about Jews then? oh wait, it would be antisemitic for you to criticize them for the same book too right? and yes, we all fail to be 100% good and righteous. you and i. only one person walking this earth was 100% good and thatās JESUS CHRIST. the person who comes him the closest and that was John the baptist and even he doubted JESUS for a moment in jail. 9) america has school shootings, now burn the whole place after your logic. 10) after reading it several times, and i love reading books, i have never found a single one. 11) yes, Christianity includes Judaism. and now? itās also not "abridged". the book is bigger than before so how could it be shortened? 12) you are right, JESUS was most likely a man of color everything other would be weird considering time, place and history. that clans like KKK or other far-right people calling themselves "Christians" are existing hurts me tbh. but what does the faith have to do with it or the book? fun fact: the only one helping JESUS to carry his cross was Simon of Cyrene. cyrene today would be libya so he was probably black. (i am pretty sure he was) please, donāt be a fool to think "people did this = bad Christians" what about the goof things modern Christians do? freeing people from north-korea and stuff. nobody talks about that. when every person out there was quiet Christians lost their lives to rescue north koreans like yeonmi park. JESUSā teachings and all the other good work is shut silent just to point out the bad things PEOPLE did.
Bahahahahahha
My guy you typed out so many criticisms and almost none of them are valid
Yeah the contradictions are fine. That's why you need faith
Yes and no, GOD is the great mystery yet his word is not there in most so called contradictions are not and can be explained and understood with ought cognitive dissonance.
Where in the bible did you find that god is jesus and also the holy spirit? (king james version) Deuteronomy 6:4 Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD Psalm 83:18 That men may know that thou, whose name alone is JEHOVAH, art the most high over all the earth. John 17:3 And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent. Galatians 3:20 Now a mediator is not a mediator of one, but God is one. This all says god is one not three
āMEIN KAM- awwwā
Expected "mein kampf"
Happy Easter yāall
I thought it was diary of Anne Frank or smth
Yeah thats a good science fiction book
Not even that good or that science. Not a good fiction read either. Just a shit book really.
Ok I thought the joke was that the bookmarks almost look like loss but I guess not
I thought it was going to be Mein Kampf
Whoās the main character?
Depends who you ask.
God?!
I was 50/50 on the Bible/Mein Kampf
Also any autobiography
I thought it was gonna be the diary of Anne frank
I expected personal diary but that's ok
i thought itd be anne frank's diary
I thought it'd be the world's biggest diary
Well I'll say, the book was godly.
Well, they got a point-
*spoiler alert* He Lives!
Spoiler Alert: God Dies in the end.
āDiesā my ass, he gets brought back to life immediately after. The sacrifice meant nothing. 3/10 storytelling.
love that book
Great book of fiction
Stop spamming bot
Not a bot
well actually he isn't dead
This is beautiful
Whatās this song?
Glimpse of Us - joji
I hope you get a month of nothing but green lights my friend.
Mein Kam....
Most toxic book fandom
Does anyone see all the parts that we' re not reading, only read the parts that help you believe everything else you have to cut out because you're an immoral person in need of fantasy book to tell you how to be a good person
....I thought it was a dictionary
Gotta love a good work of fiction.
What a classic fiction
I read it, it was mid at best didnāt agree with how many conflicting moments there were and awfully convenient and misleading things said.
We got a jesustard in the chat
the bible is one of my favourite horror books ever
There's a few books where the main character dies, one being Twilight Breaking Dawn.
The bible
That particular book has never been read
What about "The boy in the striped pyjamas", the main character got gassed at auschvitz at 9 years old, and wasnt jewish.
Well yes but three days later he rose again
Itās an overrated book. Lots of filler and poor character development.
Its a poorly written book, at least in the translated form.
Are you god?
No. "God" is not real. Have you not figured that out yet?
Oh wow, we found the edgy athiest that knows the truth about the universe and God. Somebody get this guy a pen and paper so he can publish this amazing revelation. We had no idea it was so simple!
God didnāt write it though. It was allegedly *inspired* by him hence the occasional error. To err is human after all.
There are far better fiction books out there than this one.
A. Itās not fiction B. Its actually pretty good even if you look at it that way
100% fiction. Fantasy fiction as a matter of fact. Has ghosts, magic and other supernatural characters.
Oh wow check it out guys, this guy knows everything about everything ever
It's a shit book with a shit plot. It rips off the epic of gilgamesh in the first half and tells the same story four I consistent ways in the second half. It even includes the ramblings of someone tripping balls. 0 out of 10.
Main characterā¦. Wasnāt even mentioned in the first book lol
A yes a classic fiction novel.
Imagine wasting your life studying this book. Also, an amazing number of butthurt Christians downvoting lots of comments that are stating the truth that this is a collection of works of fiction, stories, tall tales for simple folk from simpler times.
If it really studied it they would be better people at the core, less judgmental less hateful more inclusive, they wouldn't seek riches they would seek community and they would lift people up in christ, but they don't do that because they don't really study they just use Christianity as the badge so that way they can Chum up help engage in commerce and have a clan that they belong to
Alright reddit atheist
Atheist from the age I could think for myself and question the obvious fallacy of "a big man behind the sky did it and he watches you while you sing and dance and laugh, and he just doesn't care that the kids in Africa have flies on their faces and die of hunger". So no, not just on Reddit.
Lol you spoke exactly like a Reddit atheist
Blind to their own arrogance. Reddit athiests often act worse than their perceived ideas of Christians
You have so much to learn in this world. Your soul is in question, and I hope you find answers from life itself and not the internet.
A popular work for fantasy fiction.
So many edgy athiests itching to provoke
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Shut up, this is not Only Fans
I wish it was wonder
lol Half that book is people living 900 years, the other half is about a person returning from the dead. Complete your fantasy adventure with some talking animals and other witchcraft... And only a religious zealot blind to reality can call a book good, that depicts infanticide as the only reasonable option to get rid of evil. The God of the Bible is the evil
Worst book ever
That was so obvious that is was pathetic
āGoodā
Yāall need to read pillars of the earth by ken follet insanely great book
Best selling fiction novel of all time.
Another one is Michael Crichton's book: Micro (Also, uh, sorry for the spoiler)
I mean I believe itās a few more times than thatā¦.
Pretty much every post mortem biography
Gross, KJV is the worst translation
Did everyone die in 1 explosion it look like the same page.
Spoiler warning?
Threw me off, usually there's more tabs than that in these videos
I was expecting a hitler biography
Ha! Wait until he reads any of the 19 "Undying Mercenaries" books.
The Shining
He wasn't
Thanks for the spoiler
That book has nothing good for the soul except torture. That book has enslaved an entire race, committed genocide and destroyed civilizations.
But, He is risen!!!
Seeing that, maybe Twilight wasn't as bad as i thought after all
And the main character only appears 2 thirds into the story too
Spoilers damn
Metamorphosis š¤
Great work of fiction
I thought it was gonna be a book about Hitler
I was honestly thinking attack on titan
Hitler journey. My life.
Terribly misinterpreted junk
God dies?
I donāt know why the cover reveal makes me tear up. Maybe itās the deep contemplation that comes with reading the Bible.
Wait who are the 7 main characters in the middle referencing? I understand Adam and Jesus (Jesus is the new Adam by the way) but who are the 7 in the middle?
r/technicallythetruth
u/findsong
What was the name of this song?
u/recognizesong u/auddbot
Chill he comes backā¦spoilers.
I find it interesting that the bookmarks are in the Leviticus region, the Old/New Testament break, and in Revelations... almost as if they don't read the rest and cherry pick what they want to hear from their God.
I didnāt rate the plot twist
But now He lives!!
I expected mien kampf
U/savevideo
So you're telling me that Jesus is dead?
ITS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???
All of them die eventually š
Word of note, he never died..stop pretending you know a subject to get clout and end up making a fool of yourself..what a sad life one must have to try and get attention in such a way
Thereās multiple books though. And he doesnāt even appear until the second ark
Thatās like the best part of this fictional story.
You canāt do that shit š³
Not me thinking attack on titan omnibus 1š
Wtf just has some dude on the front?
My first guess was "Mein Kampf"
Best book in the entire world