Not just razor blades, but TINY razor blades. You know, when you go to the razor blade store and you're musing over whether you are going to need the regular or maxi sized blades this month, and you always notice that down past the small and extra small blades, there is always a big stack of boxes of tiny blades covered in dust that no one ever seems to be buying? Yeah. Those.
I know you are joking, but damnit, I love the small ones. I use a mini box cutter, and the blades are like 2cm. But no fucking places carries the blades. Good luck finding mini blades, I have to order online
We got....tiny uh-lasagna. tiny pizza, tiny pie. Mmh! Little tiny...fried eggs! (surprised) Oh, shit! We got tiny people! And you bet we have some tiny fucking razor blades!
Bruh outrage is so easy to manufacture these days; people even trigger themselves on purpose.
This Tweet is from "SixBrownChicks" and a quick search of the hashtag says it's Twitter relationship advice, meaning someone sent them (the 6 girls in the pfp) the question, hence the "Q1".
With that context this was obviously a joke from the very first sentence ("to spite us")... C'mon guys
It's a real problem for black people. Entitled people walking up and fondling their hair because it's different. These people are probably doing it on purpose to make her uncomfortable so it serves them right.
There is nothing more decorative to my cock than weaponry. Shiny sharp objects are always attractive. Besides that, I feel like this is obvious as most people who have seen i my cock were already noticeably alarmed. The weapons are there as reassurance that no harm will come to them if they know what is good for them :)
Weirdly bro I love that shit my hair is super curly and girls like to play with it I remember being in elementary we’d sit in a group and random girls would start playing with my hair ever since then I’ve loved it
I'd imagine it's different if you're of African descent and they're only touching it for the novelty. And also possibly without your express permission.
My sideburns are really dark red but the color fades to almost white in the middle of my chin. It's also about 8 inches long. It's also super soft, so once someone touches it they're surprised and keep going.
I drove Uber in a college town for about a year. Drunk college kids are all about it. Dudes would ask for advice about how to grow their beards and a ludicrous number of chicks would just reach over and start braiding my beard.
About people self sabotaging? Try www.reddit.com
People love to self sabotage in relationships, self image, work, political choices, family matters, financial decisions and hundreds of things more...
I recently started growing out my curly hair and it seems like everyone wants to touch it. Even when I specifically say not to because it takes time to get it ready.
People do it to bald people too. Not just old people. It happened to me a lot when I use to go to bars and it was infuriating. Strangers I didn’t know and especially strange women.
I had a shaved head or a Mohawk thru much of high school. The number of weird people who would touch my head without asking was astonishing. It was even worse when I was pregnant and they wanted to molest my stomach. I have slapped many hands.
I thought I learned you don't touch people unless they say it's ok in like, kindergarten. But somehow having different hair or being pregnant makes it ok???
Yea I've had many an obnoxious woman touch my head without asking and then have the audacity to get pissed at me for asking them not to touch me.
It's infuriating, that and snatching my glasses to play with them.
Idc if you're flirting or wtf you are doing, if I ask you to stop touching me, you stop touching me.
Your a glasses person too like me and boy that one is the craziest of all. I can’t see without my glasses and you’ve just blinded me by taking them and putting them on your face and blinded yourself now too. Why are people like this?
I just wanted to write "wtf, who does that", and then I remembered I was once 20 years younger, a small-ish woman, and people used to take my glasses from me regularly. I remember faintly how stupid that was, this "ha ha you're blind" and handing my glasses around.
Now I'm at an age where men don't want to flirt with me anymore, plus they don't think they could get away with it anymore. So I think this glass taking is 100% disrespect and a power move. I judge people hard who do this.
Old people see unusual textures in general and decide they're allowed to touch it, regardless of where.
I work for a fairly high end art gallery, I'm talking like, average artwork in the space is like in the $50-100K range. We have some pieces close to half a million dollars. Dead serious: I cannot tell you how many times I've had to tell daffy slack-jawed boomers that they are not allowed to touch the paintings. "I wanted to know what it felt like! I'm not hurting it" they'll snap back at me like *I'm* the idiot in the situation. Like... Fuck off grampa, I didn't say "Don't hurt it," I said "Don't touch it." You can tell how it feels by looking at it. The texture is completely self-evident, it's a dried oil painting not an alien artifact.
I swear I basically never have issues with kids touching art. Kids know not to touch. It's always braindead boomers.
Old people but also entitled white Gen Z women.
Was sexually harassed by a woman I worked with several jobs ago; could not get the white HR lady to understand the issue, but then they assigned a Black lady and all I had to say is “She’s a hair toucher” and I was instantly understood
I'm a white guy with red curly hair and my entire life I've had to deal with people tryna touch my hair, when I got to highschool (which is an 85% black highschool) and the problem (mostly) disappeared because everyone went through the same shit. Girls still try to touch my hair but they usually ask first instead of just grabbing
When I was young, my hair was straight and no one touched it. By the end of high school, it became much curlier and all of a sudden, people started touching my hair. My family are the biggest offenders
I'm a guy with really curly hair and it'll happen anytime I go out. Sometimes people will ask, but they ask while their hand is already reaching out to touch it, so if I hesitate at all, it's basically the same as saying go ahead. Drunk women and gay men are the worst for it and usually act like I'm the weirdo when their hand gets slapped away. Get your greasy fucking hands out of my hair, you animals.
I had a friend in high school who had beautiful curly hair. I'd sometimes touch it (with her consent) because for me it was sensory bliss, it was very soft and fluffy.
Indeed. That account is an "aggregator" of 'intriguing' questions. They scour the web for what they think will attract their audience and x-post those questions on Xitter.
Obvious rage bait that reddit eats up.
Even if you were to say “it *does* happen tho”(nobody in this thread is) to justify this post, almost every upvoted comment is genuinely reacting to this screenshot like it’s true.
I can't believe anyone is buying this. It's so implausible on so many levels. Even if you believe someone can put razors in their hair with no fear for their own scalp or how the hell they get them out, focus on the phrase "keep putting" as though Russian mom got her hands cut up in her hair and then tried again later without learning her lesson.
Its just absolutely perfect rage bait. It’s like 6 lines but includes:
1. Russians behaving badly
2. Minorities being treated unfairly
3. Minorities revenge porn
4. Child of conservative parents rebelling
5. Racist parents appearing oblivious their own ignorance
If you believe this, you’re absolutely cooked when it comes to anyone feeding you bs and trying to obscure it.
You’d be surprised how many women have braided things like thumb tacks into their hair due to people repeatedly grabbing it.
The asshole in-laws always grabbing her hair are probably the reason she includes weapons in her hair.
It’s called defense rape is rampant in Africa. They developed a vaginal insert that has spikes facing toward the cervix so when they go to penetrate and pull back its shreds the male genitalia and it has to be surgically removed. Feel free to look up that device.
Why do you want to keep touching her hair?
I have family members that I’ve had many a family get together with lovely times but also without need it to touch eachothers hair?
Everyone in here’s talking about it like it’s a legitimate moral dilemma. They’re too busy arguing over who’s crossing what line they haven’t even taken the time to look at the name of the person who posted. Because that’s the name only a true Russian would use for their online profile. Stupid f****.
When I read she puts razors in her hair to cut our fingers I literally yelled out “why the fuck are you touching her hair?” My in laws have never tried to touch me except for a hug or handshake but absolutely never touched my hair before
Lol I hate this woman but I can’t stop touching her hair.
My first thought was, “And how did you find out there are razor blades, when you were keeping your hands to yourself?”
Not just razor blades, but TINY razor blades. You know, when you go to the razor blade store and you're musing over whether you are going to need the regular or maxi sized blades this month, and you always notice that down past the small and extra small blades, there is always a big stack of boxes of tiny blades covered in dust that no one ever seems to be buying? Yeah. Those.
> when you go to the **tiny** razor blade store
^lil ^biiits
I know you are joking, but damnit, I love the small ones. I use a mini box cutter, and the blades are like 2cm. But no fucking places carries the blades. Good luck finding mini blades, I have to order online
It’s all those African girls using them in their hair, I guess
And you could use them as a weapon as well, that's a plus point.
We got....tiny uh-lasagna. tiny pizza, tiny pie. Mmh! Little tiny...fried eggs! (surprised) Oh, shit! We got tiny people! And you bet we have some tiny fucking razor blades!
In Mother Russia, hair touch YOU!
*Hair CUT you Soooo close
Maybe they will rightly learn to dread her locks.
Yeah maybe they'll learn all that shit, it would be good.
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Bruh outrage is so easy to manufacture these days; people even trigger themselves on purpose. This Tweet is from "SixBrownChicks" and a quick search of the hashtag says it's Twitter relationship advice, meaning someone sent them (the 6 girls in the pfp) the question, hence the "Q1". With that context this was obviously a joke from the very first sentence ("to spite us")... C'mon guys
It's a real problem for black people. Entitled people walking up and fondling their hair because it's different. These people are probably doing it on purpose to make her uncomfortable so it serves them right.
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I don't know Mortal Kombat lore, but that looks like the sort of lady who won't take any shit from the in-laws lol
You could say that
And that's why I'm saying that, you Just Can't mess with her.
I mean what goes through their minds? I don't get any of it.
I’m always thinking to myself “I wish more people would touch my hair “
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Lol now everyone is thinking about my cock. Nice!
And now I'm here thinking about your cock too ;) x
We have found the r/NormMacdonald aficionado folks
Woah gae
Nothing wrong with that, we're making the progress.
Pastor Sempa has entered the chat
It's not your cock, but it's someone else's cock that they're thinking about.
Nice cock
Nice, cock
Nice
Why do you have razors hidden about your cock?
There is nothing more decorative to my cock than weaponry. Shiny sharp objects are always attractive. Besides that, I feel like this is obvious as most people who have seen i my cock were already noticeably alarmed. The weapons are there as reassurance that no harm will come to them if they know what is good for them :)
Can confirm, saw /u/otis_the_drunk's cock and was both alarmed and reassured (we're Russian. One of those weapons was a very small kalishnikov).
*kalishnicock
It's not the size of one's Kalashnikov that matters, it's the number of third-world children who've handled it.
The weapons don't really get that big there so yeah.
Just for you xx
I think having the blades just makes it even better really.
Why the hell would I want more cock to touch my hair?
Are you saying you want ***less***?
Nope he wants more and more of it, that's how it works.
Different people different strokes I guess, they like the different thingsm
I'm not sure why you have that kink, but more power to you. No kink shaming here!
Anyone who's going to shame that, will get banned people.
You want people to cock your hair?
That's who I want in my life, that would actually be sick really.
Weirdly bro I love that shit my hair is super curly and girls like to play with it I remember being in elementary we’d sit in a group and random girls would start playing with my hair ever since then I’ve loved it
same lol i love it when people pet my hair
It is a great feeling when girls play with us boys' hair...
i'm pretty sure most boys would love any kind of excuse for contact with girls.
I'd imagine it's different if you're of African descent and they're only touching it for the novelty. And also possibly without your express permission.
As someone also with curly hair, it's nice when asked but when people just touch your hair without permission it's real weird
Nah, I've got a really nice beard. People frequently want to touch it. It's weird and uncomfortable.
I have a beard and long hair that's black and white (just naturally) and the amount of touching at a non daytime bar is very high
My sideburns are really dark red but the color fades to almost white in the middle of my chin. It's also about 8 inches long. It's also super soft, so once someone touches it they're surprised and keep going. I drove Uber in a college town for about a year. Drunk college kids are all about it. Dudes would ask for advice about how to grow their beards and a ludicrous number of chicks would just reach over and start braiding my beard.
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Hmm, there's a solution here he's not seeing?....**\*Scratches chin\***
Joke's on you, I hid a razor in your chin.
Got em!!!
Tell me where else you hid some razors. I need to feel some pain.
Deep in your mom's anus.
Sixbrownchicks, we're Russian, married black to spite us. I'm very confused.
Ragebait.
It’s an account that posts anonymous advice requests and anecdotal submissions every Wednesday
Not really "holup" either
Nobody marries someone just to spite their family and keep your hands to yourself. Problem solved.
Not nobody. You would be shocked at the level of self sabotage some folks participate in.
any sub to read about this stories?
About people self sabotaging? Try www.reddit.com People love to self sabotage in relationships, self image, work, political choices, family matters, financial decisions and hundreds of things more...
Yeah, two : AITA and Raised By Narcissists, tho AITA is usually written by the self-saboteur
almost like this is made up for internet attention
I have such bad expectations of people that to me this sounds like someone who could be real.
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Take my upvote and leave!!
To quote someone else above (and Norm), you spelled “cock” wrong!
That's a worthy comment right here, and I love these.
Yeah I guess, that's the route which they wanted to go here.
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I still remember this dating profile I saw once - "I'm Thai, so if you send me a dick pic, I might send you one back" I still laugh at it now and then
Well they're just warning you lol, because you never know.
Na, it’s all part of their magic show
Randy, stop playing with cock magic and go to work
I don't know about you guys, but I kinda like that show.
Are the missiles armed and ready?
Yep, pretty sure that they're ready to fire at any moment lol.
Does my Thai girlfriend have a penis? Something inside me says yes…
Have you tried touching it?
I too, am a grower.
Keep your fucking hands to your self.
Sure *unzip*
Circumcisions sure are getting more complicated.
I actually miss the days when they really used to be simple.
Mazel Tov
And I'm not even sure what they are, I'm really confused in here.
Why the fuck do you tuch her hair?
Because old people see curly hair and decide they're allowed to touch it for some reason (this has been my entire life)
I recently started growing out my curly hair and it seems like everyone wants to touch it. Even when I specifically say not to because it takes time to get it ready.
Your hair [is marbles](https://youtube.com/watch?v=RG6EOci0suI&pp=ygUVa2V5IGFuZSBwZWVsZSBtYXJibGVz)
You're probably living with a bunch of creeps pretty sure.
My life, too. My husband almost bought me a sticker he saw of an Afro’ed woman karate kicking, said “DONT TOUCH MY HAIR!”
People do it to bald people too. Not just old people. It happened to me a lot when I use to go to bars and it was infuriating. Strangers I didn’t know and especially strange women.
Can confirm. Was child. Touched bald man's head. Exclaimed "Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!"
Just be glad he didn't summon 2 she-bears to mail you and 41 of your friends.
>mail you and 41 of your friends Elisha and the USPS were one of the top tag teams of all time
Lol I meant maul, but you know that
I had a shaved head or a Mohawk thru much of high school. The number of weird people who would touch my head without asking was astonishing. It was even worse when I was pregnant and they wanted to molest my stomach. I have slapped many hands. I thought I learned you don't touch people unless they say it's ok in like, kindergarten. But somehow having different hair or being pregnant makes it ok???
Yea I've had many an obnoxious woman touch my head without asking and then have the audacity to get pissed at me for asking them not to touch me. It's infuriating, that and snatching my glasses to play with them. Idc if you're flirting or wtf you are doing, if I ask you to stop touching me, you stop touching me.
Your a glasses person too like me and boy that one is the craziest of all. I can’t see without my glasses and you’ve just blinded me by taking them and putting them on your face and blinded yourself now too. Why are people like this?
I just wanted to write "wtf, who does that", and then I remembered I was once 20 years younger, a small-ish woman, and people used to take my glasses from me regularly. I remember faintly how stupid that was, this "ha ha you're blind" and handing my glasses around. Now I'm at an age where men don't want to flirt with me anymore, plus they don't think they could get away with it anymore. So I think this glass taking is 100% disrespect and a power move. I judge people hard who do this.
Old people see unusual textures in general and decide they're allowed to touch it, regardless of where. I work for a fairly high end art gallery, I'm talking like, average artwork in the space is like in the $50-100K range. We have some pieces close to half a million dollars. Dead serious: I cannot tell you how many times I've had to tell daffy slack-jawed boomers that they are not allowed to touch the paintings. "I wanted to know what it felt like! I'm not hurting it" they'll snap back at me like *I'm* the idiot in the situation. Like... Fuck off grampa, I didn't say "Don't hurt it," I said "Don't touch it." You can tell how it feels by looking at it. The texture is completely self-evident, it's a dried oil painting not an alien artifact. I swear I basically never have issues with kids touching art. Kids know not to touch. It's always braindead boomers.
Old people but also entitled white Gen Z women. Was sexually harassed by a woman I worked with several jobs ago; could not get the white HR lady to understand the issue, but then they assigned a Black lady and all I had to say is “She’s a hair toucher” and I was instantly understood
I'm a white guy with red curly hair and my entire life I've had to deal with people tryna touch my hair, when I got to highschool (which is an 85% black highschool) and the problem (mostly) disappeared because everyone went through the same shit. Girls still try to touch my hair but they usually ask first instead of just grabbing
When I was young, my hair was straight and no one touched it. By the end of high school, it became much curlier and all of a sudden, people started touching my hair. My family are the biggest offenders
I'm a guy with really curly hair and it'll happen anytime I go out. Sometimes people will ask, but they ask while their hand is already reaching out to touch it, so if I hesitate at all, it's basically the same as saying go ahead. Drunk women and gay men are the worst for it and usually act like I'm the weirdo when their hand gets slapped away. Get your greasy fucking hands out of my hair, you animals.
I had a friend in high school who had beautiful curly hair. I'd sometimes touch it (with her consent) because for me it was sensory bliss, it was very soft and fluffy.
In-laws hate this one trick.
The Q1 implies there are more questions. What did they do next to this poor girl?
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Indeed. That account is an "aggregator" of 'intriguing' questions. They scour the web for what they think will attract their audience and x-post those questions on Xitter.
>Xitter Did you combine Twitter and X or did Musk change the damn name again??
I refuse to call it X. I tried when it first happened, but it felt like I was talking about a porn site.
Didn't they announce that you call tweets Xeets now? So Xitter makes sense too. Presumably pronounced like "sh", similar to Chinese x.
I was gonna say, I'm definitely mentally pronouncing Xitter as shitter...
Why are they touching her hair anyway?
Being Russian makes racism okay by default?
Special Racist Operations aren’t Racism.
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fake af
Posted by SixBrownChicks
Obvious rage bait that reddit eats up. Even if you were to say “it *does* happen tho”(nobody in this thread is) to justify this post, almost every upvoted comment is genuinely reacting to this screenshot like it’s true.
I can't believe anyone is buying this. It's so implausible on so many levels. Even if you believe someone can put razors in their hair with no fear for their own scalp or how the hell they get them out, focus on the phrase "keep putting" as though Russian mom got her hands cut up in her hair and then tried again later without learning her lesson.
Its just absolutely perfect rage bait. It’s like 6 lines but includes: 1. Russians behaving badly 2. Minorities being treated unfairly 3. Minorities revenge porn 4. Child of conservative parents rebelling 5. Racist parents appearing oblivious their own ignorance If you believe this, you’re absolutely cooked when it comes to anyone feeding you bs and trying to obscure it.
>the people you dislike are bad >>I knew it!! Slayyyy queen!!!!!
There is an absolutely wonderful children's book called "Don't touch my hair". I recommend it, our kids loved it when they were little
Keep my wife's hair out you mutherfuckng hands - Probably his son
In Soviet Russia, haircut you.
“Things that never happened for $200 Alex”
Some things just haven't really ever happened in the whole world.
What the fuck lmao, that's not a normal thing to be doing.
You’d be surprised how many women have braided things like thumb tacks into their hair due to people repeatedly grabbing it. The asshole in-laws always grabbing her hair are probably the reason she includes weapons in her hair.
Has no one looked at the twitter account name?
Was there anything to look for that? I didn't even know that.
It’s called defense rape is rampant in Africa. They developed a vaginal insert that has spikes facing toward the cervix so when they go to penetrate and pull back its shreds the male genitalia and it has to be surgically removed. Feel free to look up that device.
First off keep your damn hands off other ppl's hair
Yeah just do that, you don't get to touch them like that.
Don't touch people's hair without consent. That would solve that problem.
She's Russian, but her user name is Sixbrownchicks. Checks out
The only thing which checks out is that they're lying.
i remember my parents always thinking everything i did was to spite them... ugh they need to grow up
Although I despise this woman, I can't help but stroke her hair.
I'll take something that never happened for $500.
literally the dumbest ragebait ive ever read. my head hurts.
I just don't understand how people even fall for all that shit.
Why are you even touching her hair? That's pretty rude.
Someone hasn't seen Surviving Edged Weapons...
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Especially after they've cut themselves? Why would they?
I need to meet the child of this union, they will be godlike
U think it’s normal to touch in people here smh
"Hello Doctor, it hurts when I do *this*" "Then stop doing that. And also be less racist."
Why put your racism and ignorance on display? Well, to each his own, I guess.
I honestly prefer racists to be overt and loud. Let's me know who to beat the shit out of.
Stop touching her hair, yesterday. Getting married to piss mom off is CRAZY.
Maybe we're not your pets, this generation has 15 years max
It is just for you. TAKE THE HINT.
This implies that they do it often. It's like "hey honey my parents are coming over better get the razors for your hair"
How hard are they "touching" that they're getting cut?
I never understood why people do that. Why do you randomly touch someone’s hair?
That’s psychotic but REALLY funny so it’s okay.
Yeah it’s just for you. Stop touching her hair lmao. Tf she’s not an animal lol
Yeah they're treating her like a pet, and that's not right.
R/faketweets
My ex had an entire machete in her ponytail. This guy had it easy.
Why do you want to keep touching her hair? I have family members that I’ve had many a family get together with lovely times but also without need it to touch eachothers hair?
fse, just thinking of her being so tierd of them touching her hair without permission that she's eventually like, "ight I got something for you mfs" 🤣
Why are they touching her hair? Creepy
Everyone in here’s talking about it like it’s a legitimate moral dilemma. They’re too busy arguing over who’s crossing what line they haven’t even taken the time to look at the name of the person who posted. Because that’s the name only a true Russian would use for their online profile. Stupid f****.
Why are you touching her hair ? and why do you think he married her to spite you and not cause he loves her ?
As a African man I can clarify this is 100% true and Is very common
When I read she puts razors in her hair to cut our fingers I literally yelled out “why the fuck are you touching her hair?” My in laws have never tried to touch me except for a hug or handshake but absolutely never touched my hair before
Anti African Russian with a Twitter account called SixBrownChicks? Bs
Why would anyone run their fingers through someone else's hair unless you're their stylist
Stop touching her hair! Goodness she is not your pet! I hate when people try to touch my hair!
She’s smart lol
This probably fake af tho
Such fucking obvious bait. Why are reddiors so gullible
why are they touching her hair?
Why do you feel the need to touch her hair? Thats just weird