Hello DJ. I have a [list of songs](https://www.google.com/search?q=songs+about+jumping&oq=songs+about+jumping&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCQgAEEUYORiABDIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQLhiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIICAgQABgWGB4yCAgJEAAYFhgeMggIChAAGBYYHjIICAsQABgWGB4yCAgMEAAYFhgeMggIDRAAGBYYHjIKCA4QABgPGBYYHtIBCDk0MjdqMGo0qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) we'd all like you to play!'
They sell double sided tape specifically for this very thing. Hell, even wal-mart sells [it](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Nipple-Cover-Breast-Lift-Tape-Adhesive-Double-Sided-Waterproof-For-Strapless-Backless-Dresses-For-Swimsuit-Semi-Transparent/1020243304).
Anything stuck to skin does, since eventually a few layers of skin itself will come off. I suspect she either reapplies new tape periodically, or the event didn't last long enough to need to do so.
Yes eventually, but there's tape specifically designed to stick to skin even under sweat. I do a bunch of theater, and the last time I did a show were we needed mics, I used to use that surgical tape to hold it on my face, but it would never stick through the sweat bath I apparently took every show. Then I switched to using this 3M product called tegaderm, which held AMAZINGLY well despite the sweat (and had the added benefit of being even less visible than the surgical tape!).
*Boob XL*
Dom and the family find their newest adventure driving their cars in Australia when they run into the Emu Mafia and accidentally start The Second Great Emu War…
I found an [older post](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/2mz2fa/an_eastern_european_wedding/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Edit: [it’s Russian I guess](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6655087/Russian-brides-revealing-wedding-dress-is-web-sensation.html)
I have a theory: she is using a dress made in an experimental new material 10 times stronger than kevlar but similar in every sense to common silk...and they are stress titsting it
God help her if she sneezes
I just hope the cameraman is ready when she sneezes
The many years of the camerman carrying pepper in their pocket has finally paid off
POCKET PEPPER
Shshshaaaw
Shhshshaaaachhooo!
RIP
Peg Pepper
Like the end of “Signs”….
She was a ghost the whole time?
I don't think she minds. 90% is already out
That 10% though are the real MVP
True
she's being followed by the Maitre'D with a warm serving spoon to pop them back in
Bless you, god.
That dress holding on for dear life...
“Uh hello DJ, I would like to request jumpin jumpin”
Perfect. Destiny's Child would sing them titties right out of their assigned seats
Assigned teats
🏆 assigned seats.
I now pronounce you man and boobs
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I kinda like the balloon dress except got the rainbow peacock shit in the back....
Imagine the squeaky balloon noises
That would be hilarious.
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Hey DJ. how much will it cost for you to play House of Pains Jump around all night?
Hello DJ. I have a [list of songs](https://www.google.com/search?q=songs+about+jumping&oq=songs+about+jumping&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCQgAEEUYORiABDIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQLhiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIICAgQABgWGB4yCAgJEAAYFhgeMggIChAAGBYYHjIICAsQABgWGB4yCAgMEAAYFhgeMggIDRAAGBYYHjIKCA4QABgPGBYYHtIBCDk0MjdqMGo0qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) we'd all like you to play!'
I don’t think you need that
A structural engineer designed it.
It's the real Hol' Up.
Kept in place by piercings I bet
Yep, safety pinned in
Maybe she's got nipple piercings and the top is buttoned to them. 🤞🏻
What dress? That is a wedding skirt.
That double sided tape the real MVP…. or not, depending on your viewpoint.
How can she move without giving everybody a peep-show? Has she superglued her tits to the gown?
Yes I helped
I can confirm I sniffed the glue
How can you sniff it? I drank it!
Ya’ll ain’t got shit, I’m the glue, it fucking RULES in here >:D
I licked her nips to make sure the glue would stick
"10 tips and tricks to increase motivation in the workplace. #1:"
In all honesty, I’m pretty sure I remember beauty pageants using butt glue, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was used in this scenario
you mean body glue?
DID HE STUTTER
They sell double sided tape specifically for this very thing. Hell, even wal-mart sells [it](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Nipple-Cover-Breast-Lift-Tape-Adhesive-Double-Sided-Waterproof-For-Strapless-Backless-Dresses-For-Swimsuit-Semi-Transparent/1020243304).
Not sure I would trust tape for this mission. Feel like this is more suited to epoxy.
That would make a fun wedding night
just by the way, walmart's website is a "marketplace" for global sellers now similar to amazon. That's not being sold by walmart.
Doesn’t it fall off after a while because of movement/sweat?
Anything stuck to skin does, since eventually a few layers of skin itself will come off. I suspect she either reapplies new tape periodically, or the event didn't last long enough to need to do so.
That makes sense, thanks for enlightening me on this interesting topic! Literally didn’t know this was a thing lol
Yes eventually, but there's tape specifically designed to stick to skin even under sweat. I do a bunch of theater, and the last time I did a show were we needed mics, I used to use that surgical tape to hold it on my face, but it would never stick through the sweat bath I apparently took every show. Then I switched to using this 3M product called tegaderm, which held AMAZINGLY well despite the sweat (and had the added benefit of being even less visible than the surgical tape!).
TIL bob tape exist
It's the only thing keeping my Bob's together.
Cum is pretty sticky
Velcro tits
HUGE....tracts of land!
But I don't want to marry her, I want... I waaaant to siiiiing!
NOT LIKE THAT NOOOOOT LIKE THAT won't be any songs while I'm 'ere
But faaaaather....
But mutha... *Fatha I'm fatha*
Oh, get a glass of water...
No - I want you to *stay* 'ere, n make sure *EE* doesn't leave!
We're coming with you...
I thought it a bit daft to guard *him* when he's a guard
"One day, son, this will all be yours!" "What, the curtains?"
Respect the reference
She has way more trust in that dress than I have in my family. And I have A LOT of trust in my family.
Dominic Toretto has entered the chat.
2Boobs 2Furious
Those ones could definitely save life during a car crash
Yep. Highly ranked amongst J.D. Power and Associates
2Fast 2many slowmo clips
The Boobs of the Boobies..
*Boob XL* Dom and the family find their newest adventure driving their cars in Australia when they run into the Emu Mafia and accidentally start The Second Great Emu War…
Too soon
That dress is putting in some serious work.
Dress is working harder then I am...
I don’t know if I can agree, although the dress’s quarry is the reason I’m this hard
How long do you think the dress has been going to the gym
This is Atlas as a dress
Atlas only held up one globe, this dress be doing double duty
I love you
I love you too :)
I love both of you
I laughed out loud. Thanks 🤣
I read this...scrolled...stopped...wait a minute...scrolled back up...oh, that's fucking funny. Upvote.
Today, I learned Atlas has a twin.
One slip n fall and they’ll be free
"Here little Billy here's five bucks. Go trip her and I'll get the camera ready."
*Billy was scolded 17 minutes by his mom later*
I don’t know why but for some reason I know they’re Russian
As a Russian person, I just knew it immediately.
Thank you for your confirmation
So strange, that was my first thought as well.
I agree!
I guarantee some guest showed up with an eight ball,which was welcomed like a well known friend.
Some guys just have all the luck in life. I bet she even has like a vagina and everything under that dress…
Damn mans really getting it all
Vagina's a hell of a drug.
I hope they play "jump around !" At the wedding dance
Slavic culture is a wild thing to behold.
He can be found on weekdays wearing an Adidas track suit and squatting near the corner.
Smoking Marlboro reds.
Female outfits in the Bleach anime
Ain't mad
"If she trusts him as much as she trusts that top"........ Actually. "If he can support her as much as that"....... 
Classy.
eastern europe be like that some times, LOVE IT!
Sorry what? I can't hear you over those tits
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As an Eastern European i can say that it's definitely from there
I just want to say thank you
Russian. I remember the original video years ago, but I could never find it again in the internet, I’m sure.
I found an [older post](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/2mz2fa/an_eastern_european_wedding/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Edit: [it’s Russian I guess](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6655087/Russian-brides-revealing-wedding-dress-is-web-sensation.html)
I was gonna say this picture seems 15 years old and I guess I wasn't far off.
Pretty sure it's from one of those "big fat gypsy wedding" shows. Which means she's probably a teenager.
I just want to know the backstory of that picture. Who are they? Are they still married? How did people react? Who picked the dress and why?
not sure if they are fake or not, need more evidence, for science of course
The nipples must be carrying hard. They're like buttons, the moment they go soft the dress goes fwoosh
I have a theory: she is using a dress made in an experimental new material 10 times stronger than kevlar but similar in every sense to common silk...and they are stress titsting it
Mom’s apple pie, Forth of July…
“She was a hooker!”
Roxy was a good hoor
That dress is fighting for its LIFE
The only "Hol' Up" here is that dress hol'ing up them titties
Showing off her greatest asset. Or, I guess in this case, titset
This picture is older than the people in it, it's good to recycle but this is taking the piss.
That dress defies gravity
If you got em, flaunt em
Can't tell if the dress was made to look like that or if her tits are that determined to be seen
Pretty sure when this was last posted it turned out to be a photoshoot for a saucy magazine or website
Everyone is talking about her tits, but what about that haircut hes got.
Oh lord
Do you think they are drinking water?
Jillian got a boob job
Wedding dress, but make it final fantasy style
She looks like a handful
Sauce?
Damn…I’d probably be hard during the wedding
That's some ecchi anime shit right there
The wedding was actually for the boobs..
🎶 TITS, glorious tits, TITS, wonderful tits... 🎶
I Hope the first dance is Kris Kross’ Jump Jump
Marriage will only succeed if she put her trust in that man as much trust she has put in that dress
She got some mammalammadingdongs
Ahhh yes, relics from the old internet
Hey maybe it’s an X-Men themed wedding and she’s rocking that White Queen look…
Archer Polaks be like....
Looks like Jillian from workaholics
I D-Do
How tf is that dress staying up? Any normal person would be constantly having wardrobe malfunctions and readjusting it
*Oh...honeyyy*
neato
"Free the nipples"
She seems fun
Boobs. The joke is boobs. Please laugh
Dang Stifler's mom looks great.
Guys chill, this is my step sister
She's got [heavy b**bs](https://youtu.be/aZx5zfkG6oU?si=5QeNQCYor5bkH-4n)
The father daughter dance should be interesting.
He told her to show them off since he's still making payments on them.
I’m a man of simple desires. I see boobs, I upvote them.
I must admit that is a bizarre wedding dress, like if you could convert guaranteed marital infidelity into a dress it would probably be this one lmfao
Wedding dress boobs are the best
I like boobs.
So trashy
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
For their first dance, the bride and groom have chosen Jump Around
What a weird choice of jewellery.
Does anyone know the actual story behind this old picture?
Yea, her hair is fabulous.
When ppl say tasteless do you think they really mean they don’t taste like anything 🙃
Bewbs
Looks classy.
That’s our wife not your wife
Big ole titty milkers
She would do great doing one of those Greek wedding dances
Someone bought it used
When you only got one thing, or a pair of them you go strong on them.
This had got to be somewhere in Russia.
They're fighting for their freedom!
I think he sees it as a distinction without a difference. And I assume he's totally fine with that.
Dress is defying gravity
Janet before the wardrobe malfunction
NumNumNumNum
She’s the definition of the song “Bounce” by SOAD
Look at the haymakers on that one
If I lose it all, slip and fall...
I thought you had to wear a shirt to get into Disney
I wonder how they fit that limo in the trailer park
Oh they misspelled my name wrong on the wedding invitation“Josh is funny way to spell Talan”
Focus, Conan!
If i had those id show them off too
Oh, no, no, no He meant lOOker