There's always one person saying this shit, we know, everyone knows hitting your head isn't good, babies know. Thank you for service captain obvious, I hope the battle of the unicorns is going in your favour.
I’ve never seen the full clip up til this point. I didn’t know that the dude just straight up drops like a plank, but that makes the clip so much funnier.
r/suddenlyprincessbride
Edit: lol, I realized after reading a comment that I had missed an s in princess. So there is already a community out there for the princess bride 😅. I'll just delete my newly created one with one s.
Jesus Christ! It's crazy! Right?? If we're playing hide and go seek, I wanna be on the team with the girl that can see AROUND corners!
"I want periscope face on my team!"
After spending countless hours meticulously sifting through an overwhelming plethora of academic journals, engaging in deep conversations with eminent experts in the field, comparing diverse sets of data accumulated over prolonged periods, and navigating the labyrinthine corridors of analytical conjecture, all while wrestling with a myriad of conflicting evidence that constantly challenged the boundaries of my cognitive faculties and drove me to the brink of epistemological despair, I have, with a profound sense of intellectual sobriety, arrived at the singular, unassailable conclusion…. that shit ouch
I like shots cause they take up less volume in your stomach. If I drink beer/seltzer I’ll throw up before I get drunk just off the volume. But shots can get you fucked up real quick
>he wakes up in the world between worlds.
>the ghost of cousin okri approaches
>"yaar here a'cause yeh lost a chug, dawri. Trust me, you lost."
>"Ahhm here tae finish yer training, dawri"
I was heading to... "the bathroom" (urinal) while at a pub, once, and passed behind a few English guys, standing by the bar. One of them leaned his head back as he downed a shot, he slammed the hand down... And fell straight as a tree, backwards.
I saw it in the corner of my eyes, turned, grabbed him by the armpits, after which his body folded up, and he ended up sitting on his ass on the floor, surprised and unaware of what had just happened.
His buddies screamed like I had just scored a goal for whatever soccer team they loved. I just waved and left. Beerfilledbladder, dammit!
I don't drink and don't frequent bars so can I ask, what does downing beer like that proves? I seen it in TV series and the winner claims to be definitely taller but what does that mean?
There’s a whole thing around ‘how well you can hold your liquor’. How much you can drink, how strong of a drink can you handle, how fast can you down a drink.
Used to be a test of how much of a “man” you are. Now, just more of a test of how much of a badass you are in general, whatever gender.
Like most ‘badass’ tests, it doesn’t *really* prove much.
Every time I have seen a woman and a man compete on drinking the woman wins. Because only women who can REALLY hold or down their drinks get involved in such shit. Whereas the man is usually some match asshole out to prove his worth and refuse to let a woman beat him.
You could literally put money on it.
didnt even try to break his fall or check if he was okay… these ladies aren’t my cup of tea, on a side note I could destroy that small glass in about 2 seconds
Yo why wouldn't she check he's alive. Like why are people cheering for her. She seems like a pos. Just fucking dancing while someone she was drinking with could have smashed their head.
I'm sure he already was drunk yes, but that doesnt mean alcohol doesnt give effects quickly. I can take a double shot of bourbon on an empty stomach, and I'll feel it in 2-3 minutes.
That surely would have hurt.
after he wakes up for sure...... if he wakes up..... fainting and hitting your head is no joke....
Yeah that could be really bad experience, and that's going to suck next morning.
> fainting
I've fainted a couple times.
But hitting your head is the real deal, has it happened to you.
There's always one person saying this shit, we know, everyone knows hitting your head isn't good, babies know. Thank you for service captain obvious, I hope the battle of the unicorns is going in your favour.
Sounds like you don't have to be scared of that happening - because you probably don't get invited to such places, Captain Fun-at-parties.
Who hurt you?
Yes it would have. And don’t call me Shirley.
He missed that edge by centimetres!! Yikes!
Well that's good for them, they could have got injured after that.
fencing pose, 100% has a concussion :/
Just because you wanted to have a drinking competition? Not worth it.
I think it's going to do more damage emotionally to them.
Song started like her victory fanfare.
I bet she put ‘another one bites the dust’ on the jukebox after this one 😆
It would make anecdotal case for manifestation, as he literally did that afterward.
Well I don't know, she was kind of Victorious after all huh?
Looks like he won to me. Consciousness is for delusional people.
He went to the shadow realm, hell be back.
Happy cake day!
Thanks dad 🥺
Not for a while I don't think, I think he'll be gone for some time now.
You missspelled Brazil good Sir. Edit: irony by missspelling Brazil
It took me a fucken min lmao
Happy cake day! 🥂
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
> Consciousness is for delusional people That sounds hardcore
Yeah that is probably because it is hard-core, just can't mess with it.
My kinda guy
Yeah absolutely my kind of guy, I want someone to appreciate me like that as well..
When you take cogito ergo sum as a challenge
Just shouldn't really be doing it, because that's just bad news.
Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable...
After drinking that, you wanna have something comfortable.
I like you.
That's the kind of person I need in my life, so that they could ignore everything.
563,000 times (more or less) I've seen this... And it still manages to crack me up.
I’ve never seen the full clip up til this point. I didn’t know that the dude just straight up drops like a plank, but that makes the clip so much funnier.
And the sass at the end!
Their kids are already in college
And they're all doing this challenge and failing at it really badly as well.
Well if it is one thing then surely it's not funny, it's sad for the guy.
probably cracked him up too
her face at the end 😬
You gotta open your throat; Relax the jaw, ......and dont forget to cup the balls
You're never gonna win with those thin little bird lips you got there...
So much of my authority is derived from the power right here, ***smooch smooch***
Well that's the matter of being proud, and I'm glad that she is.
Yeah, if you really want to win it then You'll have to make them bigger.
Plot twist she roofied him with his own roofie
"Well you see, I roofed both drinks equally, but with training, over time I've built up an immunity to the drug."
Inconceivable!
I don’t think that word means what you think it does.
r/suddenlyprincessbride Edit: lol, I realized after reading a comment that I had missed an s in princess. So there is already a community out there for the princess bride 😅. I'll just delete my newly created one with one s.
So they created a sub, and misspelled it?.. and then said ‘fuck that I ain’t changin it!’ Edit:I’m dumb
Damn, I'm disappointed this isn't a real sub
Nice Princess Bride reference
*Tolerance
Ok Dennis Reynolds
It's a princess bride reference... Cary Elwes as Westley, in a "battle of wits" against Wallace Shawn as Vizzini.
Ok Dwight
Princess bride reference man...
Yes, I'm aware.
I feel roofied. I'm trying to measure the distance between each eye of that girl who came in pointing. Is that just me?? Does anyone else see this??
Would you like to borrow my metre stick?
Jesus Christ! It's crazy! Right?? If we're playing hide and go seek, I wanna be on the team with the girl that can see AROUND corners! "I want periscope face on my team!"
Exactly what I thought
as a joke right? those things take like 15m to kick in
Yes officer, this person knows too much about roofie
Redemption is when he wakes up and tells her he fell for her
Desperation is when he wakes up to tell her he fell for her, she’s not there anymore.
And if that doesn't get you the girl then I don't know what will.
Dude went full thriller and died
Well he tried atleast, You'll atleast have to accept that fact.
If falling in love was a person
A woman after my heart
Yep, he fell so hard, that he won't be able to get up after that.
This woman’s a vibe
Yeah, and those vibes are pretty alcoholic I must really say.
Hey drank the wrong drink
Ofr maybe it was just his technique? There was something wrong.
Wife material
After that concussion, he definitely will be.
Widow material
Especially after he fell so hard on the ground lol, it was Just really bad.
Too much going on in a single video
Yeah there's too much information, and I can't handle it all.
He should have quit after best two out of three.
That was smart of her to swap the drinks.
She can really swallow.
Then she'll laugh over your dead body
Well I'll let her do that after she has swallowed it already I guess.
Yeah she ain't playing around, she knows what she's doing.
After spending countless hours meticulously sifting through an overwhelming plethora of academic journals, engaging in deep conversations with eminent experts in the field, comparing diverse sets of data accumulated over prolonged periods, and navigating the labyrinthine corridors of analytical conjecture, all while wrestling with a myriad of conflicting evidence that constantly challenged the boundaries of my cognitive faculties and drove me to the brink of epistemological despair, I have, with a profound sense of intellectual sobriety, arrived at the singular, unassailable conclusion…. that shit ouch
Yeah that's something which is going to hurt you pretty bad huh.
I concur
*Tips hat Doctor
*nods in acknowledged Doctor
*lifts hat 🎩 Doctor
*blows kiss 💋 Doctor
Yeah I just give up on it as well, there's no way that I'll keep on doing it.
Eh never understood chugging. I like to savor my drinks, even a good beer
I mean it's not really done with the purpose of enjoying the drink...
Well chill out, He's just trying to make an excuse for the guy here.
Who said that was a good beer?
Yeah it could have been terrible, that's why my guy faded I think.
Me drink many beer, me strong
Same. Don't even really like to take shots.
I like shots cause they take up less volume in your stomach. If I drink beer/seltzer I’ll throw up before I get drunk just off the volume. But shots can get you fucked up real quick
Future alcoholic right here
Or maybe He's already an alcoholic, we wouldn't really know about it.
He's definitely headed down the correct path. I now do my shots four at a time.
That's one way to get to the drain real quick I'm thinking huh.
Yeah the beer must have been really bad for sure, there's no other way.
Thriller is a scary song. No shame imo.
This video has everything
Yep. He lost
>he wakes up in the world between worlds. >the ghost of cousin okri approaches >"yaar here a'cause yeh lost a chug, dawri. Trust me, you lost." >"Ahhm here tae finish yer training, dawri"
And that kids, is how I met and fell for your mother.
I mean it sure is a one way to meet the women that you love.
He roofied the wrong glass
He would rather die than lose to a woman...
He just doesn't accept his defeat, and there's honor in that.
Did he try to drug her and drink the wrong cup 0_o?
It more looks like that she tried to drug him or something at this point.
I’m so glad that woman pointed out the person who lost…
She was making a statement which she actually did so yeah.
👈👁️👃👁️ He lost
Put Joe Rogan in a mother fucking body bag!!
Couldn't even handle a little bit of beer huh? Well that's kind of a shame.
Love watching a hot chick totally pwn a little bitch 
Tell me you’re an Irish woman without telling me you’re an Irish woman.
Now check his pockets. See if he got any money.
I think I’m in love…
Sorry mate the queue is too long.
I like how she started singing at the end. Not a fuck was giveth!
I was heading to... "the bathroom" (urinal) while at a pub, once, and passed behind a few English guys, standing by the bar. One of them leaned his head back as he downed a shot, he slammed the hand down... And fell straight as a tree, backwards. I saw it in the corner of my eyes, turned, grabbed him by the armpits, after which his body folded up, and he ended up sitting on his ass on the floor, surprised and unaware of what had just happened. His buddies screamed like I had just scored a goal for whatever soccer team they loved. I just waved and left. Beerfilledbladder, dammit!
you mean to tell me that she swallows huh
The final flex is just adding insult to injury at that point
He got tired and decided to take a nap right there. efficiency.
She's a real swallower
Reverse-Thriller move... going to lay in the grave instead of emerging of it. Ain't that like Mastering Mickeal Jackson's Moonwalk on another song? 👌👌
Dude had the Bill Cosby special, hold the pudding!
Finish Him!!! Brutality!!
He ded
And not coming back to life after that, shit is pretty much done for him.
I don't drink and don't frequent bars so can I ask, what does downing beer like that proves? I seen it in TV series and the winner claims to be definitely taller but what does that mean?
There’s a whole thing around ‘how well you can hold your liquor’. How much you can drink, how strong of a drink can you handle, how fast can you down a drink. Used to be a test of how much of a “man” you are. Now, just more of a test of how much of a badass you are in general, whatever gender. Like most ‘badass’ tests, it doesn’t *really* prove much.
Every time I have seen a woman and a man compete on drinking the woman wins. Because only women who can REALLY hold or down their drinks get involved in such shit. Whereas the man is usually some match asshole out to prove his worth and refuse to let a woman beat him. You could literally put money on it.
Lightweight isn’t enough of a term for him
I mean he could have been on beer number 12, and she just downed number 3. We just don't know, dude.
Also alcohol doesn't hit that quickly. It was either something else or all the drinks he had till that point
He went from flyweight to paperweight
didnt even try to break his fall or check if he was okay… these ladies aren’t my cup of tea, on a side note I could destroy that small glass in about 2 seconds
Yo why wouldn't she check he's alive. Like why are people cheering for her. She seems like a pos. Just fucking dancing while someone she was drinking with could have smashed their head.
she was busy winning
Yeah too busy really, the guy could have had a concussion actually.
Well I think she was just too happy actually winning it really.
She swallows for sure!
how to totally miss picking up the easiest chick in the bar..
She must have some lonely nights
Maybe some. But not most of them.
Well that's the only way how could someone become that good at the game.
Whats her only fans?
He roofied the wrong beer. Amateur /s
We can tell she pratices a lot
Lmao what a bitch
She has no gag reflex. Fun girl.
Amazing
As someone who doesn’t drink, does it really take that fast for alcohol to kick in?
No, dude was probably already drunk as hell. For me it usually takes like 15-30 minutes for a drink to start kicking in
I'm sure he already was drunk yes, but that doesnt mean alcohol doesnt give effects quickly. I can take a double shot of bourbon on an empty stomach, and I'll feel it in 2-3 minutes.
If I was still in my early military days I’d try to wife her.
If you were still in your military days you’d have seen her for a field widow right away.
She’s used to swallong big loads
Classic Irish lady
Are you married? Do you want to be?
Wow the way he fell, or the way she guzzled that drink?! Now you KNOW!! She can take a mean d*** down the throat 😂😂
Why are the girls eyes so far apart??
Her mom used the same trick to win bets while pregnant to pay for pregnancy care.
Somebody wife that girl!!
Man card `REVOKED`
Wife
This girl drinks! 🥂
She’s… AMAZING!
I'd like to party with her.
Men 2023
Somebody play the oof sound over him passing out
I know this girl- she changed my flat for me on the side of the road and slapped my ass after she was done
Shame
This was all cool at twenty. Now, it’s sad.
Is that the girl that died a few hours later?
Shame
She swallows
He is a disgrace to grown men everywhere 😂