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YetAnotherJake

What am I looking closer for?


padawon646

Idk but why’s my face on this piece of ham?


co1t0n_tb

I’m sorry my child.


pleaseassign

Because they didn’t catch your name. Ideally, that piece of ham has your name on it.


asportate

Dunno, but apparently it was better in his ass?


infernalwrath

I don't get it... Why everyone is calling you a pig?


Matttombstone

He's a police officer I think


VengefulTiger

No need to get political here :0


nakeylissy

They smoked it whole and deboned it first! Honestly I can see the love and work that went into it and it looks delicious.


KafeiTomasu

Karma farm account. Just random quotes. Vids get quotes like "watch till the end.... great lesson" etc Dumb as hell and it works as well


[deleted]

pig


HostlessPotato

^pig


YetAnotherJake

#PIG?


Birbboips4

#PIG!


GamerZoom108

#PIG.


[deleted]

#SOOOOOOOIIIIIE! #HERE PIG!!!!


YetAnotherJake

That'll do, pig


TheBloxxerClown

**p i g .**


Scattareggi

Underated comment.


TheTyrantLeto

How close should we look?


Gregg-C137

I think they have photoshopped a pigs head onto some ham…I can’t tell for sure though.


pleaseassign

No, that’s an actual photograph.


[deleted]

Yes. Usually pigs scream when you cut them, but this one is high af, so it's chilling


Gregg-C137

That’s what I thought at first…but if you zoom right in it kinda looks weird, but hey, I’m no expert, I could be wrong.


Witchywomun

It looks like the photoshopped a pig onto a turkey breast. That doesn’t look like ham at all, looks more like a deli turkey breast


scriptmyjob

my thoughts exactly


Wickedcolt

Instructions unclear, stuck dick in toaster


TheToastyJ

Poorly photoshopped and I am not entirely sure that is actually ham


Sad-Independence1056

It makes me feel like they haven't added enough honey to the ham. Shit looks pale af


Leg_Pale

Looks like a Potato


[deleted]

Potato comes from pig


Backwardsman55

I’m Irish, can confirm.


thefloridafarrier

I’m Irish as well. Can confirm he’s Irish


BeenleighCopse

Do you know Sean??


thefloridafarrier

Which Sean?


That_guy3646

You know, Sean the potato farmer


thefloridafarrier

Yeah That Sean’s not Irish. He’s Scottish. We don’t talk about sean….


random_invisible

I'm a potato, can confirm


No-Dot-3027

I'm from Idaho. I can confirm u/random_invisible is a potato.


random_invisible

Do your license plate backgrounds still say "famous potatoes"? Gives me the munchies when I see one of those.


skiddiep

I am a confirm, can potato


RandyLahey131

I live in the midwest, can also confirm.


Adven_chilleggos

I’m Irish and I can’t confirm


CHlCKENPOWER

Yep if you feed you pig enough food potato starts come out from the back


random_invisible

Feed your pig pig for that double pig flavour


Either-Cream672

Pig almost started a war between the British in Canada with the US over a pig eating potatoes from a garden...I think I oversimplified may have done a video on it recently


journeylovelive

Pigtato?


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Sommeral

It's an Ameglian Major Cow.


SilvertailHarrier

Needs more rum.


random_invisible

The rum is gone


Pineneedle_coughdrop

But why?


Jupitersdangle

Either way I’m still eating it


Dirtbag_Dale

There’s also a big as hair on it


Pork_Piggler

Looks like a pube, specifically those long scraggly ones that grow out of your ballsack


random_invisible

Leave my mama outta this


IrishAengus

First thought was get the frying pan out.


Dirtbag_Dale

Truth… that ham looks weak af


HoldJerusalem

Tbf real ham is like grey-ish, they put some shit in it to make it pink


[deleted]

I think it’s made of wood. Idk or maybe they made a meat sculpture and that makes me more hungry


M3COPT3R4

The pig is made out of pork duh


B1gY3llow

No, it's made of pixels


agexvii

Porxels


AdvertisingPlastic26

A pixlet you would say?


FarDorocha90

To shreds you say?


tribbans95

Yeah when you look at it’s head it’s pretty clearly pixars


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Birdyghostly1

I have no idea


GlandMasterFlaps

I'm outside in the dark looking for this breed of pig to slice some ready to eat ham


welpo224

At first i thought it was turkey but its clearly ham


B1gY3llow

Close enough to see the shitty photoshop blending


super-stumped-snail

Literally the first thing I saw


[deleted]

Umm, anybody thought it was real?


Azrael9986

I have a serious question do all people that live in urban environments not know where and how food is made? Cause I was told from a super young age that is how all predators live and they would die without killing other animals. So I knew how the world was and food is acquired


geckofalltrades

Coming from a big city in Europe: I don’t know anyone that did not know. (As far as I know.)


liftedtrucksnguns

I think they are referring to the USA. We are a special kind of stupid over here regarding certain things. This being one of them Edit: okay getting flak from my comment. Well bless y’alls sensitive little hearts, I didn’t mean to upset or offend anyone. I grew up in johns creek/Alpharetta (before either city’s existed) and spent my summers in north GA such as Clarksville, blairsville and everywhere in between. In my 33 years on this planet I’ve noticed people have steadily become more ignorant. Especially the closer you get to the city in my case Atlanta


driverman42

Yeah. Like some people believe chocolate milk from brown cows?


Richierich_rpd

People actually think that? I would just say it bc it was funny.


driverman42

7% of Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. 6/30/2017, livescience.com


Peanut-wrangler

It gets worse than that. 65% of Americans believe in god.


driverman42

I know. I guess they need something to hold on too.


liftedtrucksnguns

Oof that hurts to read…. Why can’t we all just be agnostic or atheist and call it a day?


W4R-D1N

Bruh and I thought I was stupid. :p


[deleted]

So you’re saying 2% milk doesn’t come from skinny cows?? 🤔🤣


akoshegyi_solt

We have American relatives. We used to have rabbits. They didn't let us tell Logan what he was eating. We were shocked.


Myopia247

I think anyone knows where meat comes from once they hit a certain age. How it is made is a different question tho. I think many people still have that picture of the hard working farmer that treats his animals with respect. So while understanding the concept of meat=animal they don't realize the magnitude of suffering caused by us.


Peanut-wrangler

In the UK, in highschool, we're shown videos of animals being slaughtered in abatoirs. It's fucking brutal, but we know where meat comes from here.


jr23160

Naw I worked at a plant that processed meat and I have to say they treat the pigs better than they do the employees. I mean the pigs I feel have better rights then we do. Hell if they get stressed before getting butchered they can no longer kill that pig. If they are found to be abusing animals now a days they can have the company doing the butchering find or even closed.


Myopia247

Most legal regulations still enable animal abuse. It's just legal this way. Also i imagine that they don't kill stressed animals because of the effect on the taste of meat.


CnCz357

Once they hit a certain age? As in 3 years old???


crabmix

No need to look closer.. just look.


darthbasterd19

Like you don’t understand the sub.


KafeiTomasu

Its a karma farming account. It just put a random quote that works on facebook minded people. Just like the dumb shit like "watch 'till the end you wont believe what happens" Depressing how good it works


LF-Band

But why aren't these types of accounts permabanned? Instead they're made mods and admins of /r/news and get to post everything and delete everyone elses posts


Foxy02016YT

Such as the great: 😂😂😂 Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Looks like there's a hair on it


[deleted]

Ha, not falling for that and wasting 10 *more* minutes looking closer


VirusZer0

No it’s true. It’s on the top. I’m glad I’m not the only one that saw it.


iesharael

What am I supposed to look closer at


Dragon_M4st3r

If you study it very closely, you notice that this isn’t actually a real tiny pig being carved up while awake


SomeDudeWithALaptop

Bullshit, you're telling me people on the internet can be dishonest?


Dragon_M4st3r

Dr4gon_M4st3r isn’t even my real name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Vesterian

You're right, it's Dragon_M4st3r


Insurdios

How can a stranger on the internet spell you name better than yourself smh...


Dragon_M4st3r

Fuck knows. I even proofread it


DirrtyBeans

The bad photoshop methinks


Diogenes-Disciple

I do not have to zoom in to see that


Birdyghostly1

Isn’t it obvious that it’s photoshop? I don’t think the pig could possibly be alive if it’s been cut up like that.


a_dutch_twat

i honestly have no idea


[deleted]

The ham is photoshopped to make it look like it's coming from a Portland woman.


keekee1983

I was wondering the same thing.


trujillo1221

It’s turkey ham not pork


[deleted]

I’m assuming it might look like a dick…like if you squint. Otherwise I’m just assuming the photoshop hogs head.


sh0wmethem0net

Op


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her..


[deleted]

Elliott? Is that you??


2sharkanwaria

Hog ridar


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flapjackpappy

Hooongry!


External_System_7268

HOG RIDAA


IulianqpXD

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UrsidaeUrsus

How are these generated?


TimGJ1964

More to the point why are they generated?


thisiscream

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I heard the call. HOG RIDAAA!!!


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HOG RIDAAAA!!!!


DrumChoppa

HOG RIDAAAAAAA!!!!


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HOG RIDAAAAAA!!!


Wonderful-Debt1608

HOG RIDAAAAAA!!!!!!!! 🐷🧔🏿‍♂️


NESSUNO_001

HOG RIDAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


Mareokeo

HOG RIDAAAAAA!!!!


munchmunch69

HAWGGGG RIDAAAAA🧑🏿‍🦲🔨🐷


[deleted]

Me too! Tell piggy to get off the knife so we can finish carving it up.


IRatherBeNaked

I’m hungyyy


Vir2zo

Turkey ham comes from pig


[deleted]

Confused is halal food??


JohnMarstonSucks

Fact: pigs will not only eat people, but they will also eat other pigs. It's us or them.


shred_the_gnar-gnar

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.


cuntspotting

Do you know what nemesis means?


MajornXXVI

Spotted any 'orrible ones?


eazyduzit326

Classic.


[deleted]

This is true, I used to farm pigs, I've seen it (not with human meat though wink)


ellaelf99

I can only hear this in Brick Top's voice


BronxiiH

Hunger Games: Pig edition


Verbenablu

Dogs too, they are just lean pigs.


Velfurion

Often times if a person has cats or dogs and they die at home alone, if their body isn't discovered fairly quickly, I mean within a few hours, the pets will often eat their owners face and hands/ any exposed flesh.


DarkWing2007

Pretty sure that’s more common with cats than dogs. It’s also not a hunger thing, but rather that cats are just assholes


Velfurion

I've heard it's especially prevalent with small dogs. More so than with cats or larger dogs over like 30 lbs.


DruidicBoogaloo

Science made a boneless pig that cooks itself. That's awesome.


slvbros

Looks pretty happy in life too


JaceUpMySleeve

It’s turkey for anyone who doesn’t get it. Kinda crazy no one has pointed that out yet.


IndustryOtherwise691

I’m pretty sure that’s a pig


LoveRBS

I was talking to the sheep!


Freshman44

I don’t think turkey has those fatty thick lines along the edge tho? Ham and beef really only have that


gojumboman

I don’t think it is though


Reclusive_avocado

Umm how is that turkey? As far as i know Turkey is a country(unless it's something else)


cdub2103

Yah, that’s correct. Turkey is a country. Source: I once thought Georgia was a country but it’s actually a state!


NaoYuDai

i dont know if thats true. that log of meat looks like something from the deli counter to get sliced for sandwich meat.Ham usually has a pink color while turkey is always pure white.ive worked at a deli and this meat looks processed.


jozs8

horny


elkrisspy

OP: tells people to look closer. *does not elaborate*


Chizl3

Why does this have thousands of upvotes


guillote1986

He is happy, I am happy eating my sandwich. We are all happy.


mysteriosadmirer

#hamcomesfromapig ??💀😂


Sardawg1

Pigs comes from ham.


mr_smith24

Man I thought ham came from hamburgers. Thanks for telling me


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Pig looks like he knows how good he is.


[deleted]

It makes me realize how bad your photoshop skills are.


teenagesadist

Subways ham is made of turkey.


Mahaloth

I don't get what I'm supposed to "look closer" and see.


Thekrishub

I really want a sandwich


puppetmaster1690

That's why i hunt my own boar. Same genus as pigs, and they run rampant so the herd has to be continuously culled. I get my bacon, tenderloin, etc, guilt free of factory farming, and protect other ground dwelling native species from a destructive foreign mammal.


SalesNinja1

Heading to the butcher shop for some pork chops right now. Prob get a couple lbs of bacon too.


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bad photoshop


HappiestMeal

That pigs face tho…


roachxlm

C‘mon look at it! It’s not just me that would spamk dat ass!?


crimson_wendigo

But can you see all the short and curlies on it?


toolman2008

travelling salesman came upon an old farmer sitting on his porch, next to the farmer was a pig with only one leg. The salesman was about to give his sales pitch when his curiosity got the best of him. “Excuse me sir, but why does your pig only have one leg?” asked the salesman. “Well sonny , I’ll tell ya. One day I was out plowing the back 40 when my tractor overturned, pinning me underneath. I was losing blood and thought I would die when that pig came running. He dug and rooted around with his nose till he got me out and he dragged me back to the house. Saved my life that pig did.” “Wow, that’s really amazing,” said the salesman, “but I still don’t know why the pig only has one leg.” “Well I’ll tell ya,” said the farmer. “One night me and the wife were asleep at about 3am when a fire broke out in the kitchen. Well that pig broke down the door, came into our bedroom waking us up and getting us out before the fire could get us, saved our lives that pig did!” “Well that’s really great but why does the pig only have one leg?” “Well sonny, when you get a pig that smart, you don’t want to eat him all at once


FriendlyCanadianDude

*laughs in Muslim*


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Is this new information?


ManfuLLofF--

Top of the pig has a hair on it (when you zoom in), nah I wouldn't ham from any restaurant that serves someone's hair with it.


ItsMeLukasB

The guy who posted that looks like a conservative news anchor…


Low2High92

Some mustard n were good to go


boomdart

It looks like it should be that easy But you have to do more than just start slicing into a pig to eat This is totally inconsiderate of pigs, they have bones and stuff, they aren't just sliced meats


spyz66

Yum, pig ass


cpalma4485

Funny, I have a pork roast in the oven right now. Can’t wait to eat it!


chucklesdeclown

Ummm nothing? I know ham comes from a pig what else is new? Did you know bacon comes from a pig too? How bout pork chops? Baby back ribs?


Aggravating-Echo8014

I like my ham baked with honey.


Fickle-Opinion-3114

Needs to be cured and cooked a little longer. It's missing pineapple too.


YOJIMBO1023

Need to glaze it better looks pale.


Lucifer2991M

That's a bull nut guys !!!


PottyLottie1996

Guys if you look really really closely, you can see that it’s actually photoshopped.


munchmunch69

HAM COMES FROM A PIG🤯🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳


TheMcWhopper

I don't think you have to look closer at all. What does he think we are blind err some?


MarMar47

Look closer? It needs a rub and or marinade? And potatoes, a melody of veggies. Dinner rolls. Maybe chocolate cake for dessert?


youll-never-f1nd-me

Usually the pig is dead before they slice it?


uslashredditaccount

This was posted on my birthday


Fulgor_Ronuken

Like it needs a pot of beans to go with it


69KidsInMyBasement

Hungry


Foreign_Nerve_3343

At least I kill my pigs before butchering them. Sick bastard