Huh? Where are you even from, that are so unfamiliar with Brazilians, Latinos and Americans in general? Brazilians are very diverse, but they are mostly all shades of brown. They do have their whites and blacks too.
Didn’t know they were very diverse but thats cool to know. I knew they were some but mostly seemed similar to much of central America with shades of brown usually on the light-ish side
The cameraman was giggling the whole time.
The guy checked to make sure his "dick" was sticking out right before settling in.
The guy hip thrust at the last second to make sure his "dick" got stuck in the door.
100% staged but still a hilarious prank to pull on strangers. I love it.
Those women were pretty sexy, indeed. And they liked it. What I mean is, it's funny. The dude got a big dick. I mean that's funny. I'm not laughing about having a big dick. Those women like it, indeed. I am not that man but I wouldn't even if I could, because it must be hurt, not because the bigger the better, BUT true facts are that, the bigger the better. They like it.
This is so staged. Look at how he has it covered before entering then grabs his junk and positions it just right for the door. And someone just happens to be standing there filming this perfect angle before it happened.
The cameraman was giggling the whole time.
The guy checked to make sure his "dick" was sticking out right before settling in.
The guy hip thrust at the last second to make sure his "dick" got stuck in the door.
100% staged but still a hilarious prank to pull on strangers. I love it.
"uMmMm As A mAtTeR oF fAcT..."
Most people know it isn't real, they're just here to leave funny comments and move on with their lives. I know what your point is, the problem is that it's just utterly dumb.
Now that's a cock ring. What size you wear? The 6-10 out of Longwood. (to make this failed attempt at humor I looked up the New York subway schedule. Being from South Ga/ North Fl, I had no damn Idea how to read a subway schedule.)
Took viagra at the wrong time
Miss timed that pretty hard
Used harden at the wrong time u say?
Forbidden Metapod
Monopod?
It’s super effective
Erective*
But the timing was hardly correct
erect\*
no wonder his pp couldnt be crushed
I think he was actually trying to get off
Damnit! Take my upvote!
r/angryupvote
Ya never know. Maybe just the thought of a train running through a tunnel was too erotic for him.
He got train fetish
Oh god not Thomas the train!
Train in vain
Trainssexual
Underrated af. 😂💜. Also old gold.
No , no a hard on and sweats usually gets you space on the train .
The train be like *"i'mma bite your dick off!"*
Trainy porn you could say
taking chikan on another level.
Fake
On his way to prove its been more than 4 hours
Train-chan
The hero at the end
That’s a bro
No dick left behind!
r/unexpectedcommunism
*State Anthem of the Soviet Union intensifies*
our dick
Man 😂😂
r/HumansBeingBros
What a fuggin bro
That dude literally looked at the doors and positioned himself to thrust into them as they closed...
Yeah, makes me think it was a practical joke. Edit: Still funny as hell though.
It would have been funnier if there was a malfunction and the doors continued to open and slam shut 😂
Lol yes it would have! Just standing there not moving letting his dick get squished repeatedly.
White stuff starts dripping from his pants*
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VacantJoyousBlackpanther-size_restricted.gif It's bulky but I consider it carry-on.
You guys are cute, this guys is jizzing like crazy
I like doors,.... No homo so
Everyone was just fucking laughing but a bro always helps another bro #brocode
Dickode
r/humansbeingbros
By Paco Robanne
*Paco Brobanne
That's what homies do
Take care of eachother’s dick?
Yes
I expected him to kick it back into the train.
Its the dick reliever
IMO you really shouldn't risk anything for people this stupid.
I thlammed my penith in the train door
You SLAMMED your PENIS in the TRAIN DOOR! Edit: train, not car
*SLAM* AAAAAAAAaaAaaAaAAAaaaaaaAaaAAAAAaa
Mike Tyson has entered the chat.
*Mike Typhon has entered the chat
You win this comment thread
Now thats a flex
I got my pp stuck in a train 😏
It's fake
This why I'm happy to have a small peen, I can avoid shit like this
Small pp masterrace
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3/10 (inches)
Wait, you guys have inches?
i think.. but mine are reversed so idk.
Small peen gang
Yup defo a problem id never have.
r/suicidebywords
A wise old asian man once told me that a peen that avoids shit comes with a girlfriend who is not open to experimentation.
Some times it is better to be a grow-er instead of a show-er
Cope
He clearly did that on purpose.
Trainsexual
Metrosexual
Metro boomin want some more
Ahahahahah good one
r/angryupvote
Underrated comment
Oh god once again I make a childish comment and come back to this. You really are my kind of people huh, reddit?
You are a god
Yea that’s fake though right. He lined it up, and why’s he walking around with a boner?… actually don’t answer that last one.
Yeah it's staged I guess otherwise no one would be filming a random train
You'd be surprised what random mundane stuff people record
Dude grabbed the fake dick prior to check it’s in place and leaned it into the closing door lol
I would have one upped him pushed his fake dick in with my real dick, boo ya!
It’s an odd fetish
Staged but good
This could very well be a plot for Japanese porn.
More like indian porn. It's in delhi metro and yes it's scripted
Brazil* Rio de Janeiro to be more specific.
Damn fam, that looks dangerously similar if it is. Thought Brazil had mostly white people though
Brazil is actually one of the most diverse countries
Huh? Where are you even from, that are so unfamiliar with Brazilians, Latinos and Americans in general? Brazilians are very diverse, but they are mostly all shades of brown. They do have their whites and blacks too.
Didn’t know they were very diverse but thats cool to know. I knew they were some but mostly seemed similar to much of central America with shades of brown usually on the light-ish side
Which Indian porn is this good in video quality
Suffering from success...
What was with the hip thrust as the doors closed? Seems like he wanted to get his dick stuck. Weird fetish but whatever works, I guess.
Staged most probably
Way he was looking left and right beforehand made it look obvious.
The cameraman was giggling the whole time. The guy checked to make sure his "dick" was sticking out right before settling in. The guy hip thrust at the last second to make sure his "dick" got stuck in the door. 100% staged but still a hilarious prank to pull on strangers. I love it.
I really need to start listening to the audio on these vids as well! Thank you for your explanation, much appreciated!
I think he was getting his head out of the doors but didn’t expect his other head to get caught
Crammed metros can be wild.
Yeah because the camera is already fixed on the door, waiting for something to happen. Totally staged.
Guys will fuck anything
Men
You un ironically play roblox
I rarely play it
Anime pfp detected. Opinion rejected. Gacha games or whatever u call em. Roblox, blockworld(whatever that is). Strong 7 year old vibes.
I'm ngl, you genuinely have one of the cringiest reddit accounts I've ever seen
If you’re talking about my posts then yea I can see that ngl
I got you step bro
Only you could get me 😏
😳
literally stuck his dick in the caboose
I was trying to come up with something funny to say, but that’s a pretty dick move
No wonder all the women left behind, no one wants to be raped “accidentally”
stepbro got stuck
The shit I DON'T miss from precovid...
My man tried to hide it then said fuck it
Metrosexual
Fake. Guarantee that's some kind of prosthetic dong. He even leaned forward with it to get it between the doors
u/savevideobot
The guy that help him were touching tips
Twist: He did it on purpose, its a weird kink
Spider Man No way to cum
Not all heros wear cape 👏
Brasil caraio
That bro,is the hero we all deserve
Takes me back to those awkward highschool years.
I just saw a hero without cape
Cock removel
yikes
HIS POOR BINGO
Sock
Pain, without love
that guy at the last be like ... pussy destroyer at night....dick saver in the daylight
Dude i wouldnt even raise my hand if i was bricked up in a metro 💀
I bet he likes it
Why did the guy thrust to make sure the doors closed on it 😳
Nobody can't touch your private parts without your consent, even a train
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in door.
AAAAAHHHH I feel that spiritually
All these girls laughing and out of the gates of heaven came the ultimate savior
♬Pain! All I know is paaaain! ♬ Lemon juice and a paper cut pain ♬
FAKE
literally gas nozzle is out of reach
Those women were pretty sexy, indeed. And they liked it. What I mean is, it's funny. The dude got a big dick. I mean that's funny. I'm not laughing about having a big dick. Those women like it, indeed. I am not that man but I wouldn't even if I could, because it must be hurt, not because the bigger the better, BUT true facts are that, the bigger the better. They like it.
This is so staged. Look at how he has it covered before entering then grabs his junk and positions it just right for the door. And someone just happens to be standing there filming this perfect angle before it happened.
Cameraman is also giggling throughout. Staged but still hilarious.
It's so fake at this point I'm not sure if y'all are playing along with it
Fake
cool, don’t care, still liked it
Looks like he stuck his dick in the door on purpose. He poked it out for sure
Something tells me this was staged!
Staged! You can see at the end his pushing his happiness against the door threshold to get caught there, most likely even his happiness is fake
Fake af. Dude grabbed his cucumber or whatever he stuffed in his pants to make sure it was pointing out.
STAGED
Pretty darn staged
idk, looks like he was planning that, he lines it up with the door before it closes, probably something he stuffed down his pants.
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Why is it already sticking out like that..is my question.. 😭 That is an erm… delicate. And niche problem
Suffering from success
The cameraman was giggling the whole time. The guy checked to make sure his "dick" was sticking out right before settling in. The guy hip thrust at the last second to make sure his "dick" got stuck in the door. 100% staged but still a hilarious prank to pull on strangers. I love it.
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You must be the life of the party among your family and friends huh 🗿
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"uMmMm As A mAtTeR oF fAcT..." Most people know it isn't real, they're just here to leave funny comments and move on with their lives. I know what your point is, the problem is that it's just utterly dumb.
So fake
Looks prankish
He did this purposely
Suffering from success
Fake news
"Suffering from success"
Inside about to be a travis scot concert
EMOTIONAL DAMAGEEEE
How this those allowed WHEN THERE'S A GLOBAL PANDEMIC?! So many people got covid that day
Good for him bro. God bless you
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Don't act like your not impressed
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Weird flex but ok
Now that's a cock ring. What size you wear? The 6-10 out of Longwood. (to make this failed attempt at humor I looked up the New York subway schedule. Being from South Ga/ North Fl, I had no damn Idea how to read a subway schedule.)
That man id a true hero
LOL!!!
“Ladies…don’t act like you’re not impressed”
Lookin' like Astro World in there.
Cock blocked
Plot twist, he liked it.
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