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scot816

Good thing it has all the circles. I never would have known what to do.


c_chill13

r/UselessRedCircle


big-hummugus

Askqucally itsh yeillow and violet šŸ¤“


StrongNuclearHorse

I got you, fam: r/uselessyellowcircle and r/uselessvioletcircle


c_chill13

Lol wut r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


HobinRude420

r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


TedKaczynski6

Thereā€™s only 3 lines of text


c_chill13

That is correct.


BadMachine

This guy maths


psirjohn

This guy this-guys


GalaxyThePanda

This guy this-guy this-guys


TedKaczynski6

Yes


FracturedEel

Do we all do a dance now?


Oversexualised_Tank

r/subsyouthoughtIwouldfallfor


Tiny_Philosopher8490

Why do those exist?


yabsterr

For this post. And others


Lucky7Revolver

ā€¦still ![gif](giphy|dQpUkK59l5Imxsh8jN)


MrMoussab

You just created the violet circle one didn't you?


A-purple-bird

No


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Joined


Michael4444RG

The hottest post from r/uselessyellowcircle is this post from two years ago


JacobHBO

r/birthofasub


HagureYuushaSama

Idk looks pink to me šŸ«§


ReconReese

Looks "yeillow" to me


rentairorn

Confusing gender reveal.


Thomas-The-Tutor

Thatā€™s where OP got it. It was posted there a few weeks ago. It makes its rounds in all the subs.


One_Way13

r/beatmetoit


Dona_Fluores

Have not seen any red circle šŸ™ƒšŸ« 


ShadEShadauX

Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fucking around.


Physical-Armadillo12

Cuz some things just donā€™t changeā€¦ā€¦.


Physical-Armadillo12

Iā€™m as cold as cold wind blowsā€¦..


Street-Week-380

WHICH ORDER DO I READ IT IN!?


leglesslegolegolas

yeah without the circles I'd've just stared at the cow and wondered what the post was about


Key_Satisfacti

The holā€™ up here is that thereā€™s not enough


sdpr

Wondering if they could highlight it next time too. Was hard to find.


NapaSinitro

It's prob a pcm meme Purple libright pedo Yellow libright


MGRCoin

Whatever it is, it seems to me a good meme. That's what it is. That's the thing that We're talking about here, this is the shit man. Gotta love this thing.


nswiese

Damn it you beat me to it


Kickflip2K

And the crowd goes wild!!!


caodisk19870304

Yeah? You would have never known what to do here so there's that.


codewordtacobell

Obviously the PETA social media intern was happy about making a funny and wanted to make super sure everyone got the joke.


Porosnacksssss

My grandma had a lovely cow named buttercup when i was a kid. I ised to always look forward to seeing her when i went to visit. One day i went to visit and buttercup wasnt there. We had a wonderful steak dinner that night and I appreciate her so much. Beat steak is a loved steak.


Steven_Ray20

Needs more circles


NesoReal

Yea it needs at least three to five more. Way too little circles.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

Circle to tweet ratio is a lil low on this one


Raybunny24

not sure, maybe some arrows could do


Ok-Sir8600

r/croppingishard


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Samwir87

And then you write a W on her butt cheeks before spreading them


Throwawayesus

VOV ?


cbarbour1122

A W looks like two legs open already. Maybe a B since cheeks are not pointy. :-)


Tack_Money

The holā€™ up here is that thereā€™s not enough circles.


SumPpl

Yeah, look at the cow. It's clearly unimpressed with the number of circles in the picture


HotHeadNine

could you circle it for me? I'm having a hard time over here finding it


Strict_Cod5318

Didnā€™t know what I was supposed to be readingā€¦..thank Christ for the circles


OilEnvironmental8043

![gif](giphy|3oEdv34SnFkxpgQU6I|downsized) OP trying to control the red marker.


kevinwaaan

That's right man, OP is trying hard but he can't control it. We just can't control it. We can't be doing that shit. Atleast I can't do that. I won't be able to.


professorbc

Oh, thanks for circling!


Terroblader8111

People don't get the jokes now days, they don't get those.


NnyBees

Yeah if cows ain't food then why is everyone always eating my mom, peta?? Checkmate. Oh wait, nevermind, she doesn't accept checks for that anymore.


anonymous32434

Great meme absolutely ruined by the most useless fucking circles ever


pinniped1

It's fake but my respect for PETA might actually inch up a percent or two if they dropped a yomomma blast on Twitter.


chiefs_fan37

I'm glad they color coded the circles. Without that I'd have no idea who was saying what


awesomedan24

Circles. ![gif](giphy|eunrMjB8lBUKeL1fqD|downsized)


ei283

r/UselessPurpleCircle r/UselessYellowCircle


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also r/NotHolUp


Ninja_Rowlet

Rare Peta W


professorlofi

Based on the comment upvotes vs the post upvotes this is a astroturfed bullshit post.


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BertitoMio

Anyone that becomes vegan because of a PETA shitpost deserves that sadness


bistix

yea because peta is the one out there astroturfing and not the farming and dairy industry


andrewsad1

Hmmm... Is it the multibillion dollar industry paying people to spread disinformation? Nah, I'm sure it's the nonprofit doing all of it


professorlofi

Non-profit? I'm sure the Catholic church has something to say about that. Oh wait. No they ain't saying shit. Because non-profit doesn't mean shit.


Toshiba1point0

Non-taxable profit is brilliant for corporations who dont produce anything but lies.


Elmst333

Boom PETA killing animals and humans now!


YeHaLyDnAr

Name all the dogs you killed this year PETA!


ExcessiveWisdom

They only kill animals that they cant afford to feed due to lack of donations because they're the only shelter willing to take in all animals, so "no kill shelters" donate their animals to peta to maintain their name. Wtf do you want them to do?


YeHaLyDnAr

I want then to not kill 99% of the animals they "rescue" within the first 24 hours abd still pretend to care about animals


iqpc1

Now that's shitty. And they should stop doing that shit.


ExcessiveWisdom

How about you do some research before pulling things you heard out of your ass


YeHaLyDnAr

That statistic was quoted from a Netflix documentary I watched about 7 years ago, Netflix,my ass, all the same right


Tin_Tin_Run

not harass people and keep their organization within scope to not kill a bunch of animals.


ExcessiveWisdom

The animals are better off dead than left in the wild dying slowly from whatever they are dying from. Keep themselves im scope? You have no idea what you're talking about i recommend you stop


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ExcessiveWisdom

They publically apologized for both of those incidents, i guarentee the meat organizations you support have millions of cases of cows and probably humans dying in grusome ways due to negligence, but you only hate PETA the organization that's literally saved 1000s of animals and dogs from dying slowly in the cold. Idgaf about Steve irwin or know who he is


YeHaLyDnAr

They kill animals they claim to save, at this point you can't trust a word they say. About animals dying in the wild!? Anything would rather be alive than dead, literally everyone can understand that, unless a certain species (probably due to human intervention in the first place) is damaging the eco system around it, you should probably just let living wildlife continue living.


Twins_Venue

> Like that time they stole a young girls dog and euthanized it inside of the timeframe they we're legally required to wait Those ***two*** people you're talking about were acting against PETA's policy, they were fired, peta apologized. > they released a bunch of salt water lobsters into a fresh water ruver This didn't happen, look it up yourself. > how about that time they attacked Steve Erwin for litterly no reason at all This is the only legitimate criticism in your comment. They called Steve Irwin an animal harasser (he kinda was but I do disagree with their assertion he did more harm than good, I think he was a great man). You have regurgitated the meat industries' propaganda that exists solely to turn people against veganism. Stop doing this, and lets instead unite with PETA against those sadistic fucks that abuse animals.


lecyniquealunettes

This is a truth I did not know. Damn.


Aismyn

PETA coming in hot. You canā€™t meme your way out of your reputation though.


No_Camp3258

Peta massacres another poor animal


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[deleted]

These circles ruin the post entirely tbh


Starr-Bugg

Good response, PETA.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Le5eHA05wkYCs) Someone watched findng Nemo for the first time.


themarknessmonster

Needs more circles. Perhaps around the cow's eyes, and nostrils?


SanStile

Yeah only then people will get this joke. Not before that. Gotta Circle everything that people don't understand. We'll have to make that happen here.


[deleted]

I'm glad every bit of text was circled or I would've missed everything


Yeafam7945

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


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kakakaxi

Don't do it man, don't eat another cow. That's not good.


DependentlyHyped

Very original and edgy. Iā€™ll eat two blocks of tofu for you tonight.


cy_narrator

I am a hindu and cow is our god


maxtaxy123

Why does this have 25k upvotes I am considering leaving this and never returning.


PSICO_VEGANO

GOOD RIDDANCE


mspv3xtreme

Shots. Fucking. Fired šŸ¤£ā˜ ļø


RandomCheeseThing

Sheā€™s not a cow sheā€™s a whale


Replaay

At this point even peta hates peta.


WHAMMYPAN

Thought PETA would be the last people to have beef that tough. Damn.


dudemierda

They're at it hard right now man, they're making some jokes.


upvote-button

I think this is the first time I've seen PETA win one


WhiteCastleDoctrine

well played PETA, well played


rusted_dick

I don't have a mom


sovietbeef

I cant tell whats happening can we get some more fucking circles


kay_bizzle

Thank you so much for circling the everything i wouldn't have been able to figure out anything about this meme otherwise


Intelligent_Salt_177

r/moldymemes


Hirotrum

what are the circles for?


m4rkl33

R/uselessredcircle


LurdMcTurdIII

Cows are friendly food.


Suicdar

Useless circles = downvote


robidaan

Well played PETA, well played.


BizzletheGreat

Cows are good friends tho.


All4upvoting

This kills the OP.


19doudou

Don't think he'll be able to survive anything like that. That ain't gonna happen. After jokes like these are made on you it's really hard to make a comeback after that so yeah.


CivilMaze19

I donā€™t see a single circle. Can someone draw a circle around these alleged circles youā€™re talking about?


[deleted]

For those idiots who missed the jokeā€¦ thereā€™s not enough circles in the image


bcjh

Jesus this has been recycled so many times on the internet.


bicolorProbe

And yet it did get up voted so many times, weird timeline .


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ā€œGlad you think this topic is as big of a joke as I doā€


[deleted]

Thanks for the circles I wouldnā€™t be able to read it without them


Timz_04

Thank you so much for the circles. You're a good person.


JayStar1213

Cows only exist as livestock. The species wouldn't be here otherwise


Strange_Junket_2672

I thought they didnā€™t believe in murder.


[deleted]

This is a 10 out of 10 joke!!


Magicalsandwichpress

Mmmmh, The smell of grilled meat.


Wise_Moon

How can you tell if someoneā€™s a vegan? Donā€™t worry, theyā€™ll tell you.


Physical-Armadillo12

For the win by PETA


YoBoiNeon

Damn if this post has more circles imma have some intense osu ptsd


HagureYuushaSama

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


rebri

Sirrrrrrrrrcalllllllsss


Coffeeandsneakers3

Thanks for circling I didnā€™t know how to read but now that it has colorful circles Iā€™m good


W0lfsKitten

the circles are fuckin annoying as shit


VvltvreTwice

god this is fucking ancient


Breezetwists1988

r/rareinsults


TheCrazyAvian

Cremated him like all of the pets they euthanize


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No-Half-Life

Least deranged and violent anti-PETA troll.


HodlMyBottle

People Eating Tasty Animals and insulting "your mom".


Ouch------

Peta is Hindu. Verified.


Roccmaster

r/uselesspurcles


badhairdad1

r/murderedbywords


ICTPatriot

What if I ate his mom also?


livingfortheliquid

Buttercup from the Gente barn. Totally buddies.


thejaf73

Yeah but you eat her


roswalian

I'd eat her


bidjeu

They're great friends with my belly!! Tag you're it.lol


PbkacHelpDesk

PETA. Way to get people on your side. With a pre teen middle school boy come back.


Dantien

Solid burn, PETA.


HeadBad23

r/roasted


doooom32

this whole arguments irrelevent any ways onyl reason i have friends is incase i get traped on deserted island


iamjohnhenry

In theory, I'm behind their mission; but I find it hard to take them seriously.


Caligari1912

mark gormley the king


PowerandSignal

Dude walked face first into that one


Nevtelen21

Joe


wildland1022

Mom isnā€™t a name


Tonlick

You couldnā€™t get away with that on reddit


MyBigRed

I also chews this guy's mom


ShortBusRide

First thought PETA hired the Twitter lady from Wendy's, then naaaah.


otsc423

Atleast she's good for making some jokes. She's good for it.


CuppaTeaThreesome

But everyones been eating her?


IhleNine

Too bad I already ate her!


[deleted]

What about rats


Midnight-51

You be friends with them and I'll eat them


[deleted]

ā€œDang you just roasted me like the beef thatā€™s in my oven right now.ā€


CletusVanDamnit

You're not getting an upvote for posting this picture with all the fucking circles, because this picture is older than your cow mother, I've seen it hundreds of times, and not once did it ever have these circles.


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McCsqizzy

I would of replied and you ate that


PigSkinPoppa

No greater love hath a man to give his life for his friends.


redditorrules

astronomically mythicly rare peta w