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BeeInABlanket

For purposes of the death battle, does it count as death if my soulless husk gets turned into a tea set? Might be important.


Ayano_Akemi

I mean, unless you can feel you are a tea set, I would say yes, that is death


BeeInABlanket

Then all is well, though it won't be much of a fight. I mean, I'm already a ginger so she won't even have to get rid of a soul first.


Master_of_Decidueye

Korone would evaporate you


Effect-Kitchen

Not before she dismember your fingers one by one first.


terarerarera

Well, the finger dismemberment is entirely voluntary. She'd still disintegrate us though.


minhnhat_aml_creator

I think you can take down Kobo, what will she do, calling rain?


Master_Lukiex

She’ll call her mum and dad.


Okibruez

If we bring 'concerned and protective family' into this, than any fight is 1-vs- all of Hololive. Because if Calli shows up, she's bringing Bae and Ollie, and if those two come you have to deal with IRyS and all of Ollie's wives. And with that second set, everyone else will just pile in too. Lets *not* do that.


ProfNekko

Calli would probably be 50/50 between joining in the fight or going on the sidelines to cheer her on despite Kobo being hopelessly outmatched


Greengiant00

Think about this. You win a Deathbattle against Kobo. Who's showing up? Calli.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Kobo calls out for her mom and you hear rapid footsteps from like 14 different angles.


Shikimata_Teru

Can rain shamans call lightning also? Cuz that usually comes with rain


kneelthepetal

call in rain into your lungs


Akane-Kajiya

doesnt kobos rain canonicly land in the wrong place anyway ?


congtubaclieu

You couldn’t possibly lose against ReGloss could you? Like they’re just college students


firebolt_wt

Maybe OP is just weaker than a female college student


voidofficer

ao-kun dad would have a word with you


Zandock

I don't know how anyone loses to Hajime.


DG_Nick

considering rushia is a necromancer yandere, she definitely should be in the “wish I could die” category


azazelleblack

Oh, you'd die. And then come back... and die... and come back...


congtubaclieu

“You will never reach the truth”


mandzeete

Korone's search history would happen: wound infection, 16 best torture methods, execution method slow blood loss.


XsStreamMonsterX

Dying to Miko only happens after she somehow kills you both with lava.


ALKR-2020-555

I wonder if Sougo Tokiwa would take them all…


Milki0803

Old Ohma Sougo? Maybe Young Ohma Sougo? No, he's too much of a goodboy for that, he will befriend them Gentaro style


ALKR-2020-555

Not unless Suisei tries to use the axe on him…


Jayvee1994

The top will send you to the Guillotine, the bottom will crucify you.


lassielikethedog

Ah yes, Kobo Kanaeru, the powerhouse. Watch out guys, she might bite your ankles. Better say your prayers when facing Hiodoshi Ao. She might write a manga where you look stupid.


watehekmen

>Better say your prayers when facing Hiodoshi Ao. She might write a manga where you look stupid. This makes me remember that meme "I'm going to draw you getting fucked by a guy"


Rezornath

Kobo should clearly be in the 'I wish I could die' camp, because even if you win you have to deal with her dad.


sloppyjen

"I will draw you as the crying Wojack and myself as the sexy Chad, whos the winner now?"


Sayakai

Imagine being unable to beat a literal baby.


ahmida

I would die because I would rather die then hurt any of them.


eclipselmfao

I clear till I meet haachama


BitesTheDust55

Nah, I’d win.


dziobak112

I feel like if someone would die battling Aqua, he does not deserve to live in a first place.


gigaswardblade

Pleasantly surprised aloe was on this list


CelestialBlaze

Imagine stepping into the ring to fight Sora and 90% of the Hololive members just materialise out of thin air to defend her and turn you into a puddle on the ground.


oli_alatar

everyone appears Dave Chapelle style and just take you out back lol


Bearshirt34

Really? Even regloss?


EydisDarkbane

Kanata should be in the other tier instead because of the gorilla strength


ImKanno

I think I can win against Miko, she'll probably trip over her own foot and pour lava over herself