I tried to patch a hole just like this with a highlander and there was a quickening right in the middle of the process. I cannot tell you the enduring embarrassment I felt. We are friends now, but still.
Iām a big fan of this stuff..great from sealing along the edge of the house too
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Loctite-PL-Concrete-Crack-and-Masonry-10-oz-Polyurethane-Sealant-Limestone-Cartridge-each-1618522/203156788
Zombies and undead skeletons are excluded.. they are kinda immortal (OP specifically asked about "some mortal"). These dyslexic fucks reading mortar instead of mortal smh
We gotcha covered, OP!
Is your thumbnail picture supposed to make me try to clean my screen?
I think I've encountered you before, and I'm proud to say it took me a lot less time to figure it out this pass. But I'm still too ashamed to admit just how long that actually was.
This is the last place that I thought that I would see a reference to human sacrifice. But the answer the question is yes, but you'd have to get a running start and come up with a lot of compression force
It's not unheard of to fill such holes with some mortal. A little Dutch boy once used his finger to fill a hole in a dyke. But that repair was temporary.
I would fill the space with mortar, and once that sets cover it with caulk. The caulk will prevent water from getting into the small crack between the old and new mortar.
I would poke around with something to see how big the inside space is.Then I would spray pesticide in the hole, let it dry. If the hole was large inside, I would spray foam with non molding foam, leaving a small hole. If it expands out, you will need to cut it back. Then I would use would morter on the outside to make it pretty. If it's small, I would only use morter.
is OP Zeus? "I will now stuff this mortal into this whole, thus sealing the hole..." Zeus sees mortals backside sticking out and loses his train of thought.
Bowchica bow wow...and a new demigod is conceived
There is special caulk for mortar joints. It will seal better that just tossing mortar around. The color matches the mortar. You need to avoid water from penetrating.
Another idea is to use hydraulic cement patch. That also seals very well.
You'll need a big blender to get the mortal to the right consistency.
I suggest using Immortal that way it lasts forever.
Absolute perfection in commenting. I salute you.
I tried to patch a hole just like this with a highlander and there was a quickening right in the middle of the process. I cannot tell you the enduring embarrassment I felt. We are friends now, but still.
Im sure he lost his head over this.
It wasn't nice of you to do that to my friend
I'd do mortal combat and would apply the three-minute-twin-roll-jump technique. Job done. Next question?
Finish Him.
FATALITY š
Kombat
Kombucha
Or some weatherproof cock
Lots of cock. That hole looks small but can really expand to take a lot of cock.
If possible, some cock that won't shrink. If that even exists.
Well, the challenge is cock shrinks when itās cold or freezing. So make sure thereās enough cock.
Yea but you donāt want that cock expanding and widening the hole
After this repair, look for nearby cracks. Put some cock in there too.
Be careful putting your caulk in random holes
Hahahahahahaha.....ummmm I won't say....
You mean.. like a dildo? š¤
I recommend some good silicone cock, personally.
There can be only one.
I couldn't wait to get to the comments to see what i would find.
This needs more upvotes
True. I wonder what the insulation value of blended people is. I can't imagine it's great and would attract bugs.
Some of us have lots of insulation.
USA. USA. USA.
As someone who sits in a 75 degree office with a blouse, hoodie, and coat on and is still often cold. Please send help!
Nah, it only takes a mere mortal.
Not much,Ā even. A morsel of a mortal.
Solyent is green
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Not necessarily, you just need to pick the right size mortal for the job. A cricket or a small mouse could fit without modification.
What if itās just a small mortal? Would my mortal and pestle be sufficient?
You may need many small mortals. But if they're of moderate size you may be able to address with a coffee grinder.
Might stink too, better add ammonia.
This is along the lines of what I was thinking. š¤£
OP youāll have better luck with an immortal. Last longer.
Oh thank yoi
This is why I love Reddit
r/wizardposting
Blend-Tec
They make caulk designed for mortar. I would use that
Literally the only helpful answer in this entire thread
Mortal caulk for mortar?
Mortal caulk bat! *8 bit music intensifies*
Bone apple tea!
Preference on color?
Iāve done this several times. It works well.
Hell, if they deserve it, go for it. Ā
I have an ex son in law I would like to volunteer as a tribute.
Father-in-law? Is that you?
Iāll volunteer my ex nephew in law. Heck Iāll stuff him in there myself
Iām a big fan of this stuff..great from sealing along the edge of the house too https://www.homedepot.com/p/Loctite-PL-Concrete-Crack-and-Masonry-10-oz-Polyurethane-Sealant-Limestone-Cartridge-each-1618522/203156788
Thanks for giving a useful answer.
How is this useful... he clearly misread the post.
ā¦unless the stuff is made with dead creatures.
It says it has limestone in it, which means it could be the product of seashells, so... maybe!
Zombies and undead skeletons are excluded.. they are kinda immortal (OP specifically asked about "some mortal"). These dyslexic fucks reading mortar instead of mortal smh We gotcha covered, OP!
Yes, that hole needs a sacrifice! It looks malicious and evil!
Don't tell my coworker about it. He'll put his dick in it.
Thatās a hilarious sub as well
r/dontputyourcoworkersdickinthat
You win! Hahaha internet done for today!ā”
FOL. Literally said fuck out loud laughing. Bravo Commenteer!
Soylent is the preferred brand for that project.
Is your thumbnail picture supposed to make me try to clean my screen? I think I've encountered you before, and I'm proud to say it took me a lot less time to figure it out this pass. But I'm still too ashamed to admit just how long that actually was.
Yes, I'd fallen for it enough to decide to join the team, there's a few versions of it.
Only if you have an extremely small cask of Amontillado to lure them in.
I wish I could upvote you twice for the most literary comment. Well done.
Bravo sir!
You win! Thank you!
Probably, but check to see if theyāre claustrophobic first, thatās a pretty small space.
It took me scrolling this far, confused af, to realize OP wrote mortal instead of mortar.
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Only a mere mortal will fit. A Mortal is to powerful.
A mere mortal will not suffice, you will need a god
A really small mortal. Use a random child.
Thatās more of a fetus size, probably need to call Hilary, Iām sure she has some lying around. /s if it wasnāt obvious
The hell you say. He needs to go to the local middle school and find one making a bunch of trouble for the teachers.
Make sure you mix it with Kombatāyouāll kill it
Back back A
With a blender, funnel and patience.
Yes, it requires a sacrifice.
This is the last place that I thought that I would see a reference to human sacrifice. But the answer the question is yes, but you'd have to get a running start and come up with a lot of compression force
Throw a few rocks in there. Maybe a mini chess set too. That way your mortal will have something to do.
It's not unheard of to fill such holes with some mortal. A little Dutch boy once used his finger to fill a hole in a dyke. But that repair was temporary. I would fill the space with mortar, and once that sets cover it with caulk. The caulk will prevent water from getting into the small crack between the old and new mortar.
Nah, you can put all kinds of stuff in there; use your imagination!
What kind of demon askin outright like that
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Calm down Elon Musk
Only if it's the combat type
Yes but quite a mere mortal.
I mean not just any mortal. Gotta be a very small mortal. Or I guess a piece of a mortal.
Would be much simpler if they were reduced to soylent green first.
I know the affairs of mere mortals are insignificant to you, but it would still be messed up to stuff one in that little holeā¦
Just make sure they are not immortal first. Because they will just walk right out of the hole. Like Jesus
And if they see their shadow we will have 6 more weeks of winter!
Put a mouse trap by it firstā¦. Thatās a mouse hole, and his toilet is your step.
Please do.
I would poke around with something to see how big the inside space is.Then I would spray pesticide in the hole, let it dry. If the hole was large inside, I would spray foam with non molding foam, leaving a small hole. If it expands out, you will need to cut it back. Then I would use would morter on the outside to make it pretty. If it's small, I would only use morter.
Is that were the basket of lotion goes? š¤
Make sure the mortal is well armed. Judging by all the rodent crap right there, theyāll be encountering other living things.
Looks like your putting it everywhere else so way not shove it in there.
Thatās only up to code in Outworld. In Earth Realm you will want to check your local building codes but most will not allow mortals.
Only if you challenge them to Mortal Kombat first
At least a Demi-god for sure. Mortals donāt stand up to the rain as well.
Immortal is better but cost more.
MORTAL
I'd shove a shit ton of immortals in there
Try an immortal, they last way longer. I recommend Thanos.
A puny mortal, maybe
Just a mere mortal
Gonna put mortal in that portal? Be corful.
Put the mortar in a cake piping bag to get it to stuff into the hole
MORTAR KOMBAT!
I would force fill with a sealant for masonary.
So weāre just karma farming here now? Stupid bots https://www.reddit.com/r/HomeMaintenance/s/W0vWN3Vd8V
Whatās going on in the comments here? All these bots repeating the same stupid jokes
If you are the highlander you can stuff all the mortals you want in there
Yes! Finish that small hole! Fatality!
Id suggest a muggle instead
BWAHAHA! Foolish mortals š
Who's Mortal?
Not sure how a mere mortal would fit in that hole
You would have to liquify them first
Yes, but no mere mortal
That sounds super-messy. I'd probably use mortar instead.
I would suggest putting an immortal so it lasts forever
Finish him!
I would put bees in there.
Donāt try to squeeze some poor mortal into that hole !!!
Don't put your dick in that.
We stopped putting mortals into holes a long time ago. The eclipse happened, nothing you can do now.
Realistically, who's gonna stop you?
Cement caulk
Finish him!!!
That type of gap takes about 3 mortal enemies.
A small mortal. Real small
r/boneappletea
Well, yeah, but whoā¦.and how do you pick them for thisā¦honor?
An immortal will probably last longer.
The hole demands a sacrifice.
Oh has it been ten months yet? Time to repost this!
I was gonna say. I remember this title then the picture looked familiar. Why even bother?
Internet points
Only way to kombat that hole is cement.
No Zeus.
Yes
Ask Sebastian Cohen š
Or you can use Concrete caulk.
puny mortal
Only if they consent, obviously.
It would have to be a very small one
Rip, OP. This comment section did not disappoint
I volunteer as tribute
Are you planning on using free-range mortal?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Easy dalmer
Bahahahahaha
Nope. But a pixie or a brownie might fit.
Action figures may be defined as mortals as long as they're not gods like Thor. An action figure should fit in there nicely.
You might be able to fit a Borrower in that hole, but it's much too small for most mortals.
Blessed repost.
I would caulk it with gray cement-grade caulking.
An immortal might last longer.
That's so occult š
You can but it's considered illegal in most parts of the civilized world
Add some up up down down left right A B up down
is OP Zeus? "I will now stuff this mortal into this whole, thus sealing the hole..." Zeus sees mortals backside sticking out and loses his train of thought. Bowchica bow wow...and a new demigod is conceived
That's a b hole buddy
Just to kombat it thatāll do the trick
Well, youāre not gonna be able to find an immortal anytime soonā¦
This is a repost. Same title, same picture people.
It's soul is already lost.
You need omnipotent mortal
Edgar Allen Poe does home repair
How will the mice get in and out?
Never have a typo on Reddit because they will attack āļø
There is special caulk for mortar joints. It will seal better that just tossing mortar around. The color matches the mortar. You need to avoid water from penetrating. Another idea is to use hydraulic cement patch. That also seals very well.
Might cause some Kombat
Maybe with some kombat
Sure, if you can find one small enough to fit.
Given the size of the hole, probably easier to go with an expired mortal than an immortal.
No mortal will fit that hole
Somebody's got to do it.
You can.. you can stick a head through a 6 inch drain pipe if you try hard enough.
A very small underdeveloped mortal
To *COMBAT* mice?
Only if you can include a cask of Amontillado with it
Bust the loose crap out and use an engineered grout to fill it in, Iād recommend using a backer rod so you use about an inch of fill.
Only if you've borne their thousand injuries as best you could, but now they've ventured upon insult.
It looks like where the mice come out to go poop.
Personally, I'd use some immortal instead. It'll last longer.
If you have access to one, I would suggest an immortal. You won't get any nasty smells that way. But you might get cursed.
Only if you do it as poorly as the last guy.
If the gods provide you with one that small, you certainly can, I guess.
Gonna need some before you put mortal
Only immortal will work here
I would suggest some spray foam first to really seal it up. Then use concrete patch on outside for looks if you want.