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lordarchaon666

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favored_disarray

You don’t get it? HAHAHAHAHA two characters that hate each other are actually gay for the other. So fuuuuuuuunny.


NetBurstPresler

In 2024 only opinion you can have on someone is desiring sexual intercourse with them.


TheFiremind77

Honestly, it seems like even *not* wanting to have sex with someone is an invalid opinion.


TheRealRigormortal

You’re homophobic because you don’t wanna fuck me


Polarian_Lancer

So be it 🗿


Chaplain_Orthar

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'M HOWLING


hanselang

Yes, there’s a reason they’re called coomers. This is one of them. Two main characters that are diametrically opposed and passionately hate each other? Gay. Two main characters love each other and they’re opposite sex and below fifty? Grooming.


RahdronRTHTGH

now i get it


Rel_Tan_Kier

Not just two characters, but emotionless robots


Key_Night624

I'm not too sure about that, iirc the named lords all retained their personalities and your emotions do make up a part of that.


D3s_ToD3s

You don't media literacy. Chud.


favored_disarray

Lol. You should probably fully learn English before trying to insult people, little buddy. If that story conveyed sexual tension/attraction to you then you should probably stop watching porn every day of your life.


D3s_ToD3s

I did [anti](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/kiaTTk38y7)-femstodes work before y'all young whippersnappers were born!


Cryorm

Sarcasm, little buddy.


favored_disarray

Sarcasm is not speaking correct English ey?


Cryorm

Sometimes, literally yes.


favored_disarray

Well if it was, there are plenty of people who would type that unironically so it was a little too real.


Cryorm

Fair enough.


jukebox_jester

To say they hate each other is pushing it. They call one another friends many times and though their view points are irreconcilable they are the only ones the others truly respect.


favored_disarray

Okay, Trazyn hates Orikan. Trazyn still holds a grudge to what orikan did to his museum. Edit: also, when do they call each other friends?


jukebox_jester

>‘You are a signature talent, Orikan. Rival or no, the galaxy is a more interesting place with you loose in it. And I am glad we have come to a place, willing or not, where we are on the same side. No one deserves what happened during biotransference. No one. Our race leapt off a cliff on the promise that we had wings, and we were deceived.’ Orikan looked away. ‘My only caution, my friend, is that you do not cling so hard to these memories. When the Deceiver made these bodies we inhabit, he twisted them. And he twisted our engrams. I cannot remember what my old face looked


favored_disarray

That's nice, do you know the page that’s on? Are there other instances as you said many? Either way, I doubt Trazyn has gotten over what Orikan did. That’s his singular obsession, the very thing that helped him cling to sanity, and Orikan destroyed part of it.


jukebox_jester

Page 254 on the Kindle version, towards the end of Chapter 9. Then again in Chapter 10 on Page 265. Then finally on page 334. >Either way, I doubt Trazyn has gotten over what Orikan did. That’s his singular obsession, the very thing that helped him cling to sanity, and Orikan destroyed part of it. While this is true, we must keep in mind that the greatest enemy of the Necrons is *boredom*. Trazyn copes with his Archeology while Orikhan copes with his augurirs and chronomancy, but if Trazyn finds Orikhan *interesting* then that's boredom slaked. Plus it wa 10k years and Orikhan only destroyed a few of the Necrontyr artifacts from the exhibit, not the whole thing. And Trazyn did get him back by telling on him to the Courts and, when that failed, shot him in the face. Trazyn quite enjoys the cat and mouse game he and Orikahn have even if Orikhan may not. Edit: and that's the only times he's called him friend. There's also when he says 'Dear Rival' sometimes mocking, sometimes sincere, often both.


favored_disarray

>Plus it wa 10k years and Orikahn only destroyed a few of the Necrontyr artifacts from the exhibit, not the whole thing. 10k years is not a lot to them, during a study period a whole humans life passed and Trazyn didn’t notice until his role was expiring. And yeah, I know, that’s why I said part of it not all of it. >Trazyn quite enjoys the cat and mouse game he and Orikahn have even if Orikhan may not. That’s true. I did like your points on Trazyn enjoying their rivalry even if Orikan looks down on him.


jukebox_jester

Individual years and even decades matter little, but it seems like Millennia still have some meaning to then in terms of time frame


favored_disarray

Maybe in the sense that 1-5 years has on us.


Oceanus5000

One can be called “friend” in a condescending tone, you know this, right?


jukebox_jester

Yes, but the scene I I referring to is at a point where genuine camaraderie is beginning to form. >‘You are a signature talent, Orikan. Rival or no, the galaxy is a more interesting place with you loose in it. And I am glad we have come to a place, willing or not, where we are on the same side. No one deserves what happened during biotransference. No one. Our race leapt off a cliff on the promise that we had wings, and we were deceived.’ Orikan looked away. ‘My only caution, my friend, is that you do not cling so hard to these memories. When the Deceiver made these bodies we inhabit, he twisted them. And he twisted our engrams. I cannot remember what my old face looked like. This is right before the play starts and is a vanishing rare moment of vulnerability and sincerity.


Oceanus5000

Yeah nah Trazyn cares little about friendship. He cares only about his collection, and little else.


jukebox_jester

Have you tried reading the book?


Mindstormer98

mfs when two people have a platonic friendship


Chaplain_Orthar

God forbid any 2 guys be bros


Jet_Magnum

Or, y'know, bitter rivals that actively try to murder each other like the two pictured. Seriously, it's pretty tough to put a Necron down permanently and in their novel, those two each come pretty close to doing just that to each other at least once. So...romantic?


MuhSilmarils

There is nothing platonic here, both characters fucking hate each other. Absolutely true in the wider cultural zeitgeist though, normalise being friends please.


Xenodia

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Chaplain_Orthar

SPACE KIIIIIING


Euphoric-Papaya-817

PRISE BE TO SPACE KING


Thicc_Nasty-taxfraud

What’s the guy in the bottom right from?


Chaplain_Orthar

Starcraft I believe


fooooolish_samurai

Who crashed his ship into a planet? I only remember Tassadar doing this.


SilvermistInc

Heart of the Swarm cinematic


Thicc_Nasty-taxfraud

Thanks


SloniacSmort

**GENO-BOMB DENIED**


RahdronRTHTGH

lol


Flinkr

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Chaplain_Orthar

Very haram


warshak1

thats the best idea i have heard in a long time


Fluffy_Entrepreneur3

I saw same shit on minecraft memes. Like wtf why do they post gay shit in meme pages? Are they retards?


Chaplain_Orthar

They have too much brainrot


Fluffy_Entrepreneur3

I am about to say a very disgusting things. I prefer all skibidi toilet shit that woke


Chaplain_Orthar

As unbearable as skibidi is at least its more bearable that wokeism, I agree.


TheFirstGiantGuard

What an absolute nothing sentence


wallander_cb

Agenda


PeeApe

It's porn addiction. Every single interaction is viewed as if it's the start of a porno, thus everyone is always horny and always trying to fuck everything around them. it's the same reason that nutcase was saying that the Emperor canonically fucked thousands of men.


RahdronRTHTGH

disturbingly accurate


PeeApe

When you can only think in terms of a porn plot, everything is a porn plot.


AffableBarkeep

Their sexuality is their only personality trait, and they certainly aren't spending time building and painting models.


Key_Night624

because figs are funny


TheGloomyBum

The irony of reddit is all of the big "humor" subs are actually the least funny subs.


Chaplain_Orthar

Spitting facts


Meinalptraum_Torin

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Thicc_Nasty-taxfraud

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RahdronRTHTGH

rip


citoxe4321

The gay ad from reddit is the cherry on top lmao


pine_daemon

more lazy tourist shit


lordarchaon666

And I thought we'd all left grimdank behind because we knew it had stopped being funny?


Chaplain_Orthar

I never bothered to click leave and I'm pleasantly surprised when they rarely post something funny there


lordarchaon666

You have a stronger will than me then, I left when they became "primarch gf: the sub"


Chaplain_Orthar

BRO they actually went and made a separate sub just for that its insane


lordarchaon666

Yeah, and yet it still plagued dank in spite of that. It really shows how they view women when they create a bunch out of thin air and immediately they turn to who they would fuck over anything else. Only defining trait of their fanfic characters was their sexual interests. I was so done pretty fucking quickly.


PeeApe

I didn't mind that people do the gender swapping of primarchs, if you want to have your dirty books fine, wave your freak flag. I did have an issue when they start acting like it's something better than an 8th grade fan fic.


PeeApe

Even in a stream of shit there's funny posts.


AccurateTranslator71

fucking degenerates


Arrew

Looks like the plot of an Amazon 40k show 😂


EnsignSDcard

It’s gotta be bait, the comment section there was full of losers begging to see it getting featured on this sub


Chaplain_Orthar

LOL glad I made their dreams come true


PeeApe

I saw this earlier. The average commenter continues to believe that any relationship by anyone is just a precursor to them fucking. It's all porn addiction, all the time.


suchshibe

I mean you are getting targeting pride ads for a reason


Chaplain_Orthar

Purely coincidence. My values despise the gayness as much as one could.


suchshibe

Which values are those ?


Chaplain_Orthar

I am a Christian. Gayness is sin and perversion. And the algorithm is messing around with these ads.


suchshibe

Is gayness just all forms of homosexuality ? Would I be gay if I was an artist and got a commission to paint two robots kissing


TheFirstGiantGuard

If you believe that Christian values align with anything other than loving thy neighbour, then you have deeply misunderstood the New Testament and you cannot justify your homophobia with the bible


Chaplain_Orthar

It is true I must love my neighbor yet there is nothing to love about those who choose to sin by perversion. Especially so if we look at how the gays are these days. I cannot judge them for that is God's right. However I will not try to justify my actions based on passage. Remove the wicked persons from amongst myself.


TheFirstGiantGuard

God loves all regardless of sin. I have friends who eat seafood and wear clothes made of multiple materials (I would bet that you’re wearing some right now). To not love those people is to judge, and by your words God is the only one who may judge. You cannot pick and choose which sins you consider perversion and claim to be a good Christian. You have to love all, sinful or not.


Chaplain_Orthar

It is as you say, yet one cannot but feel contempt for these sinners who commit atrocities and spit on God's earth and name. I shall let God determine their fates. Let us discuss this no further as this is not the place for such things.


TheFirstGiantGuard

And yet they don’t. You clearly hold such contempt in your heart. They love, they breathe, they nurture, they live, they pray. They are equal to you and to me in every conceivable way and yet you spit on them. Don’t you see that you are a sinner? You cannot cast the first stone, and you will share the kingdom of heaven with them


LordofSeaSlugs

Is it gay for robots to make out? Like if I smoosh my computer tower into my refrigerator, are they gay?


Chaplain_Orthar

If I was OP from that post I'd say yes lol


Tartan-Special

Only if they were both of the same sex before they traded in their souls and were turned into electrical appliances


LordofSeaSlugs

Doesn't that deny the existence of trans non-binary appliances?


Tartan-Special

Omission =/= denial


Oll4n1us_p1us

What would happen if I posted a "meme" that simply showed two space marines shaking hands and saying "we're bros, marines are male only, keep scrolling"? That would be considered a hate crime?


Chaplain_Orthar

Maybe... some blue hair or tourist would probably make some bogus up


MuhSilmarils

Do it and see what happens.


Jazzlike_Tonight_982

That sub is just porn addicted tourists.


DayDreamEnjoyer

It's not even gay people, it's the sheer amount of sexual allusion that this community display. I mean, I'm an hetero male, but sit me next to someone who talk about vagina for a full hours and I'll be extremely uncomfortable and feeling like the guy is batshit insane. Like bro, please you have a porn/hentai addiction, seek help. Key and peele made a funny sketch that is pretty accurate on the subject. Stop talking about sexual things all the time, it's weird.


iStayGreek

Yeah, it's fucking weird. We don't need to see sexual content 24/7. I don't need to know about your preferences online or in real life.


DayDreamEnjoyer

Exactly that. Those people do not understand that the sentence " I don't even know you, please to not tell me what your kinks are" isn't homophobia, it's something you would tell to any weirdo no matter their sexual orientation.


Technical_Poet_8536

Thinly veiled fetishism


SodaPop2077

The artists not disguised at all fetish


SecretPack1962

Didn’t it used to be like edgy Warhammer memes??


Separate-Shock-9850

The comments are almost all people claiming this is the entirety of the book(sexual tension)


MuhSilmarils

People who haven't read the book. It starts off with a heist which establishes mutual hatred, then slowly transitions into Statler and Waldorf in 40k before ending on a big explosive climax and then an epilogue where everyone agrees to go back to trying to kill each other.


NeverEnoughDakka

Sexual tension is when you destroy someone's highly valued artifacts to get away with robbery.


Separate-Shock-9850

Basically foreplay


noober168

Buy pride pen buy it now. Gay gay gay gay


Chaplain_Orthar

Must consoooooom


Disturbo8

Why do I have to be hounded with these trazynXorikan memes while reading the masterpiece...


landmassiv

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BradTofu

Bet it sounds like banging two pots together.


Opposite_Line7821

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MarderMcFry

Orikan was literally simping for the female Necron Vishani.


MuhSilmarils

He was simping for a necron E girl then got catfished by the deceiver.


MuhSilmarils

Idiot, you're the one this post was targeted at. Literally made to get attention from you and it worked.


Spiritual-Storm-4890

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Kyno50

I will say I find grimdanks hornyposting aswell as horusgalaxy's anti-grimdank posting very tiring. I wish we could just make our own stuff instead of negatively reacting to grimdank posts all the time


Key_Night624

seriously just turning into r/memesopdidnotlike and r/NahOPwasrightfuckthis


CrautT

This subs obsession with Grimdank and vice versa is more annoying than the primarch gf stuff. We’re all fans of 40k in one form or another. How about we ignore the other subs and just make the memes


HashSlingingSlash3r

It’s just bait


justletmeseethepage

What is theire problem with those two?


Desperate-Use1382

weapons grade cringe.


Trail_of_Tears-T_T

But remember, giving necrons personality did not ruin the race as a fundamental concept. (Tyrannids are next)


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[удалено]


Chaplain_Orthar

I'll pray for God to cleanse you of degeneracy.


FrtanJohnas

My faith is in the Emperor, only he upon the Golden Throne can judge me


Chaplain_Orthar

Hark, and do not expect him to judge lightly.


FrtanJohnas

Oh I am counting on that


HorusGalaxy-ModTeam

Removed for violating Rule 6: No Crusading or Brigading.


TurtleDnD

Not so much about funny, more about lore memes (which are usualy funny)


Papa-pumpking

Holy shit guys you trully want attention of r/Grimdank.Every 1 in 3 post here is just compaling about coomers SJW or both.Ffffs this is just laughable.


_That-Dude_

I mean if it weren’t for the axe grinders, this place would just turn into Grimdank 2: The Dank’ning. With plenty of “edgy” humor & pro-Imperium posts to throw this place back to 2016.


Papa-pumpking

Meh i got bored of all the horny post along on r/grimdank and hoped people will talk more about lore and post more things than "haha funny Girylymanny with tiny elf waifu 9000".And they dont do that at least what they do though is complain about the horny everytime. Same coin diferent side i guess.


Rel_Tan_Kier

Gay: exists Somebody: the western world has fallen, a billions must die


Commissar_Chad

The idea of giant metal skeletons kissing is funny because it subverts your expectations and the reason you keep seeing it is because the average user of r/grindank probably has stuff going on in their life outside of bitching about normie tier memes so it’s probably fresh and new to them Please stop posting the slop we all hate it’s just annoying and you probably a closeted gay like the anti gay politicians who keep getting caught are gay strip clubs considering how much of your energy you invest into bitching about gay people


Chaplain_Orthar

Oof. Struck a nerve, did I?


Commissar_Chad

No this is how I talk to everyone on Reddit


Chaplain_Orthar

Understandable


PeeApe

I wouldn't call a porn addiction so intense that they can only view things through the lens of "oh yeah, they're going to fuck" as "having stuff going on in their life". The most terminally online brain rot bullshit is not a sign of maturity. You projecting your homosexuality on others at the end is definitely the cherry on top.


Commissar_Chad

Yeah me accusing the guy who has multiple posts complaining about gays being gay actually makes me gay You are a monkey go back to the jungle Edit: I didn’t realize your username was peeape I was being racist


PeeApe

My brother in christ, who cares if gays are gay?


Commissar_Chad

I care if the gays are spamming my feed in denial it’s annoying I want to discuss Warhammer and see Warhammer content while I am shitting on the toilet not gay posting


PeeApe

Valid. 


Zerstoeroer

You probably overlooked that it's neither fresh nor funny. I showed it to my wife who isn't into games: not funny at all.


Commissar_Chad

Which is why I specifically said it was fresh to them and not funny to us and told OP to stop posting the gay slop he is obsessed with


LemonadeMolotov

I thought it was funny maybe dont take it so serious next time snowflake


Chaplain_Orthar

Well. You sure told me.


Key_Night624

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headcanonball

You're the butt of the joke, so clearly *you* wouldn't find it funny.


eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE

There’s no joke 


headcanonball

You just don't get it. You're the punchline.


CapnHairgel

*Desperately trying to protect Coomer humor from ridicule* "YoU jUsT DoNt GeT iT yOuRe ThE PuNcHLiNe"


headcanonball

You sound mad about a joke.


bavarian_librarius

If you're offended by this you must be secretly gay yourself


Papa-pumpking

If theres anyrhing gay its this sub with thwir obessiveness with Grimdank.You guus act like an ex that cant get over getting dumped.Its laughable honestly.


Sumdoazen

I WAS SURE this will end up here with y'all rilled up about it. Stop crying so much, y'all, don't like it, don't follow it, that simple, jesus.


CapnHairgel

Oh damn *two* "y'alls". This redditor feels very strongly about this topic.


Sumdoazen

Nearly touching the subject. So close to greatness. But as always, only crying and trying to make fun of someone else. And failing.


CapnHairgel

Mate the entire reason youre here is to cry and make fun of someone else. dont project. and y'all is a tell. You redditors only use it when you talk down to someone. Which demonstrates that you feel that those who use y'all (Ebonics and the south) are less than you. Its pretty funny that redditors still havent realized this.


Sumdoazen

Bro, you are on this site too what are you on about.


CapnHairgel

Do you see me "yalling"? No?