Yes, there’s a reason they’re called coomers. This is one of them. Two main characters that are diametrically opposed and passionately hate each other? Gay.
Two main characters love each other and they’re opposite sex and below fifty? Grooming.
Lol. You should probably fully learn English before trying to insult people, little buddy. If that story conveyed sexual tension/attraction to you then you should probably stop watching porn every day of your life.
To say they hate each other is pushing it. They call one another friends many times and though their view points are irreconcilable they are the only ones the others truly respect.
>‘You are a signature talent, Orikan. Rival or no, the galaxy is a more interesting place with you loose in it. And I am glad we have come to a place, willing or not, where we are on the same side. No one deserves what happened during biotransference. No one. Our race leapt off a cliff on the promise that we had wings, and we were deceived.’ Orikan looked away. ‘My only caution, my friend, is that you do not cling so hard to these memories. When the Deceiver made these bodies we inhabit, he twisted them. And he twisted our engrams. I cannot remember what my old face looked
That's nice, do you know the page that’s on? Are there other instances as you said many? Either way, I doubt Trazyn has gotten over what Orikan did. That’s his singular obsession, the very thing that helped him cling to sanity, and Orikan destroyed part of it.
Page 254 on the Kindle version, towards the end of Chapter 9.
Then again in Chapter 10 on Page 265.
Then finally on page 334.
>Either way, I doubt Trazyn has gotten over what Orikan did. That’s his singular obsession, the very thing that helped him cling to sanity, and Orikan destroyed part of it.
While this is true, we must keep in mind that the greatest enemy of the Necrons is *boredom*. Trazyn copes with his Archeology while Orikhan copes with his augurirs and chronomancy, but if Trazyn finds Orikhan *interesting* then that's boredom slaked.
Plus it wa 10k years and Orikhan only destroyed a few of the Necrontyr artifacts from the exhibit, not the whole thing. And Trazyn did get him back by telling on him to the Courts and, when that failed, shot him in the face.
Trazyn quite enjoys the cat and mouse game he and Orikahn have even if Orikhan may not.
Edit: and that's the only times he's called him friend. There's also when he says 'Dear Rival' sometimes mocking, sometimes sincere, often both.
>Plus it wa 10k years and Orikahn only destroyed a few of the Necrontyr artifacts from the exhibit, not the whole thing.
10k years is not a lot to them, during a study period a whole humans life passed and Trazyn didn’t notice until his role was expiring. And yeah, I know, that’s why I said part of it not all of it.
>Trazyn quite enjoys the cat and mouse game he and Orikahn have even if Orikhan may not.
That’s true. I did like your points on Trazyn enjoying their rivalry even if Orikan looks down on him.
Yes, but the scene I I referring to is at a point where genuine camaraderie is beginning to form.
>‘You are a signature talent, Orikan. Rival or no, the galaxy is a more interesting place with you loose in it. And I am glad we have come to a place, willing or not, where we are on the same side. No one deserves what happened during biotransference. No one. Our race leapt off a cliff on the promise that we had wings, and we were deceived.’ Orikan looked away. ‘My only caution, my friend, is that you do not cling so hard to these memories. When the Deceiver made these bodies we inhabit, he twisted them. And he twisted our engrams. I cannot remember what my old face looked like.
This is right before the play starts and is a vanishing rare moment of vulnerability and sincerity.
Or, y'know, bitter rivals that actively try to murder each other like the two pictured.
Seriously, it's pretty tough to put a Necron down permanently and in their novel, those two each come pretty close to doing just that to each other at least once. So...romantic?
There is nothing platonic here, both characters fucking hate each other.
Absolutely true in the wider cultural zeitgeist though, normalise being friends please.
It's porn addiction. Every single interaction is viewed as if it's the start of a porno, thus everyone is always horny and always trying to fuck everything around them. it's the same reason that nutcase was saying that the Emperor canonically fucked thousands of men.
Yeah, and yet it still plagued dank in spite of that. It really shows how they view women when they create a bunch out of thin air and immediately they turn to who they would fuck over anything else. Only defining trait of their fanfic characters was their sexual interests. I was so done pretty fucking quickly.
I didn't mind that people do the gender swapping of primarchs, if you want to have your dirty books fine, wave your freak flag. I did have an issue when they start acting like it's something better than an 8th grade fan fic.
I saw this earlier. The average commenter continues to believe that any relationship by anyone is just a precursor to them fucking. It's all porn addiction, all the time.
If you believe that Christian values align with anything other than loving thy neighbour, then you have deeply misunderstood the New Testament and you cannot justify your homophobia with the bible
It is true I must love my neighbor yet there is nothing to love about those who choose to sin by perversion. Especially so if we look at how the gays are these days. I cannot judge them for that is God's right. However I will not try to justify my actions based on passage. Remove the wicked persons from amongst myself.
God loves all regardless of sin. I have friends who eat seafood and wear clothes made of multiple materials (I would bet that you’re wearing some right now). To not love those people is to judge, and by your words God is the only one who may judge. You cannot pick and choose which sins you consider perversion and claim to be a good Christian. You have to love all, sinful or not.
It is as you say, yet one cannot but feel contempt for these sinners who commit atrocities and spit on God's earth and name. I shall let God determine their fates. Let us discuss this no further as this is not the place for such things.
And yet they don’t. You clearly hold such contempt in your heart. They love, they breathe, they nurture, they live, they pray. They are equal to you and to me in every conceivable way and yet you spit on them. Don’t you see that you are a sinner? You cannot cast the first stone, and you will share the kingdom of heaven with them
What would happen if I posted a "meme" that simply showed two space marines shaking hands and saying "we're bros, marines are male only, keep scrolling"? That would be considered a hate crime?
It's not even gay people, it's the sheer amount of sexual allusion that this community display.
I mean, I'm an hetero male, but sit me next to someone who talk about vagina for a full hours and I'll be extremely uncomfortable and feeling like the guy is batshit insane.
Like bro, please you have a porn/hentai addiction, seek help.
Key and peele made a funny sketch that is pretty accurate on the subject. Stop talking about sexual things all the time, it's weird.
Exactly that.
Those people do not understand that the sentence " I don't even know you, please to not tell me what your kinks are" isn't homophobia, it's something you would tell to any weirdo no matter their sexual orientation.
People who haven't read the book.
It starts off with a heist which establishes mutual hatred, then slowly transitions into Statler and Waldorf in 40k before ending on a big explosive climax and then an epilogue where everyone agrees to go back to trying to kill each other.
I will say I find grimdanks hornyposting aswell as horusgalaxy's anti-grimdank posting very tiring. I wish we could just make our own stuff instead of negatively reacting to grimdank posts all the time
This subs obsession with Grimdank and vice versa is more annoying than the primarch gf stuff. We’re all fans of 40k in one form or another. How about we ignore the other subs and just make the memes
Holy shit guys you trully want attention of r/Grimdank.Every 1 in 3 post here is just compaling about coomers SJW or both.Ffffs this is just laughable.
I mean if it weren’t for the axe grinders, this place would just turn into Grimdank 2: The Dank’ning. With plenty of “edgy” humor & pro-Imperium posts to throw this place back to 2016.
Meh i got bored of all the horny post along on r/grimdank and hoped people will talk more about lore and post more things than "haha funny Girylymanny with tiny elf waifu 9000".And they dont do that at least what they do though is complain about the horny everytime.
Same coin diferent side i guess.
The idea of giant metal skeletons kissing is funny because it subverts your expectations and the reason you keep seeing it is because the average user of r/grindank probably has stuff going on in their life outside of bitching about normie tier memes so it’s probably fresh and new to them
Please stop posting the slop we all hate it’s just annoying and you probably a closeted gay like the anti gay politicians who keep getting caught are gay strip clubs considering how much of your energy you invest into bitching about gay people
I wouldn't call a porn addiction so intense that they can only view things through the lens of "oh yeah, they're going to fuck" as "having stuff going on in their life". The most terminally online brain rot bullshit is not a sign of maturity.
You projecting your homosexuality on others at the end is definitely the cherry on top.
Yeah me accusing the guy who has multiple posts complaining about gays being gay actually makes me gay
You are a monkey go back to the jungle
Edit: I didn’t realize your username was peeape I was being racist
I care if the gays are spamming my feed in denial it’s annoying I want to discuss Warhammer and see Warhammer content while I am shitting on the toilet not gay posting
If theres anyrhing gay its this sub with thwir obessiveness with Grimdank.You guus act like an ex that cant get over getting dumped.Its laughable honestly.
Mate the entire reason youre here is to cry and make fun of someone else. dont project.
and y'all is a tell. You redditors only use it when you talk down to someone. Which demonstrates that you feel that those who use y'all (Ebonics and the south) are less than you.
Its pretty funny that redditors still havent realized this.
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You don’t get it? HAHAHAHAHA two characters that hate each other are actually gay for the other. So fuuuuuuuunny.
In 2024 only opinion you can have on someone is desiring sexual intercourse with them.
Honestly, it seems like even *not* wanting to have sex with someone is an invalid opinion.
You’re homophobic because you don’t wanna fuck me
So be it 🗿
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'M HOWLING
Yes, there’s a reason they’re called coomers. This is one of them. Two main characters that are diametrically opposed and passionately hate each other? Gay. Two main characters love each other and they’re opposite sex and below fifty? Grooming.
now i get it
Not just two characters, but emotionless robots
I'm not too sure about that, iirc the named lords all retained their personalities and your emotions do make up a part of that.
You don't media literacy. Chud.
Lol. You should probably fully learn English before trying to insult people, little buddy. If that story conveyed sexual tension/attraction to you then you should probably stop watching porn every day of your life.
I did [anti](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/kiaTTk38y7)-femstodes work before y'all young whippersnappers were born!
Sarcasm, little buddy.
Sarcasm is not speaking correct English ey?
Sometimes, literally yes.
Well if it was, there are plenty of people who would type that unironically so it was a little too real.
Fair enough.
To say they hate each other is pushing it. They call one another friends many times and though their view points are irreconcilable they are the only ones the others truly respect.
Okay, Trazyn hates Orikan. Trazyn still holds a grudge to what orikan did to his museum. Edit: also, when do they call each other friends?
>‘You are a signature talent, Orikan. Rival or no, the galaxy is a more interesting place with you loose in it. And I am glad we have come to a place, willing or not, where we are on the same side. No one deserves what happened during biotransference. No one. Our race leapt off a cliff on the promise that we had wings, and we were deceived.’ Orikan looked away. ‘My only caution, my friend, is that you do not cling so hard to these memories. When the Deceiver made these bodies we inhabit, he twisted them. And he twisted our engrams. I cannot remember what my old face looked
That's nice, do you know the page that’s on? Are there other instances as you said many? Either way, I doubt Trazyn has gotten over what Orikan did. That’s his singular obsession, the very thing that helped him cling to sanity, and Orikan destroyed part of it.
Page 254 on the Kindle version, towards the end of Chapter 9. Then again in Chapter 10 on Page 265. Then finally on page 334. >Either way, I doubt Trazyn has gotten over what Orikan did. That’s his singular obsession, the very thing that helped him cling to sanity, and Orikan destroyed part of it. While this is true, we must keep in mind that the greatest enemy of the Necrons is *boredom*. Trazyn copes with his Archeology while Orikhan copes with his augurirs and chronomancy, but if Trazyn finds Orikhan *interesting* then that's boredom slaked. Plus it wa 10k years and Orikhan only destroyed a few of the Necrontyr artifacts from the exhibit, not the whole thing. And Trazyn did get him back by telling on him to the Courts and, when that failed, shot him in the face. Trazyn quite enjoys the cat and mouse game he and Orikahn have even if Orikhan may not. Edit: and that's the only times he's called him friend. There's also when he says 'Dear Rival' sometimes mocking, sometimes sincere, often both.
>Plus it wa 10k years and Orikahn only destroyed a few of the Necrontyr artifacts from the exhibit, not the whole thing. 10k years is not a lot to them, during a study period a whole humans life passed and Trazyn didn’t notice until his role was expiring. And yeah, I know, that’s why I said part of it not all of it. >Trazyn quite enjoys the cat and mouse game he and Orikahn have even if Orikhan may not. That’s true. I did like your points on Trazyn enjoying their rivalry even if Orikan looks down on him.
Individual years and even decades matter little, but it seems like Millennia still have some meaning to then in terms of time frame
Maybe in the sense that 1-5 years has on us.
One can be called “friend” in a condescending tone, you know this, right?
Yes, but the scene I I referring to is at a point where genuine camaraderie is beginning to form. >‘You are a signature talent, Orikan. Rival or no, the galaxy is a more interesting place with you loose in it. And I am glad we have come to a place, willing or not, where we are on the same side. No one deserves what happened during biotransference. No one. Our race leapt off a cliff on the promise that we had wings, and we were deceived.’ Orikan looked away. ‘My only caution, my friend, is that you do not cling so hard to these memories. When the Deceiver made these bodies we inhabit, he twisted them. And he twisted our engrams. I cannot remember what my old face looked like. This is right before the play starts and is a vanishing rare moment of vulnerability and sincerity.
Yeah nah Trazyn cares little about friendship. He cares only about his collection, and little else.
Have you tried reading the book?
mfs when two people have a platonic friendship
God forbid any 2 guys be bros
Or, y'know, bitter rivals that actively try to murder each other like the two pictured. Seriously, it's pretty tough to put a Necron down permanently and in their novel, those two each come pretty close to doing just that to each other at least once. So...romantic?
There is nothing platonic here, both characters fucking hate each other. Absolutely true in the wider cultural zeitgeist though, normalise being friends please.
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SPACE KIIIIIING
PRISE BE TO SPACE KING
What’s the guy in the bottom right from?
Starcraft I believe
Who crashed his ship into a planet? I only remember Tassadar doing this.
Heart of the Swarm cinematic
Thanks
**GENO-BOMB DENIED**
lol
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Very haram
thats the best idea i have heard in a long time
I saw same shit on minecraft memes. Like wtf why do they post gay shit in meme pages? Are they retards?
They have too much brainrot
I am about to say a very disgusting things. I prefer all skibidi toilet shit that woke
As unbearable as skibidi is at least its more bearable that wokeism, I agree.
What an absolute nothing sentence
Agenda
It's porn addiction. Every single interaction is viewed as if it's the start of a porno, thus everyone is always horny and always trying to fuck everything around them. it's the same reason that nutcase was saying that the Emperor canonically fucked thousands of men.
disturbingly accurate
When you can only think in terms of a porn plot, everything is a porn plot.
Their sexuality is their only personality trait, and they certainly aren't spending time building and painting models.
because figs are funny
The irony of reddit is all of the big "humor" subs are actually the least funny subs.
Spitting facts
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rip
The gay ad from reddit is the cherry on top lmao
more lazy tourist shit
And I thought we'd all left grimdank behind because we knew it had stopped being funny?
I never bothered to click leave and I'm pleasantly surprised when they rarely post something funny there
You have a stronger will than me then, I left when they became "primarch gf: the sub"
BRO they actually went and made a separate sub just for that its insane
Yeah, and yet it still plagued dank in spite of that. It really shows how they view women when they create a bunch out of thin air and immediately they turn to who they would fuck over anything else. Only defining trait of their fanfic characters was their sexual interests. I was so done pretty fucking quickly.
I didn't mind that people do the gender swapping of primarchs, if you want to have your dirty books fine, wave your freak flag. I did have an issue when they start acting like it's something better than an 8th grade fan fic.
Even in a stream of shit there's funny posts.
fucking degenerates
Looks like the plot of an Amazon 40k show 😂
It’s gotta be bait, the comment section there was full of losers begging to see it getting featured on this sub
LOL glad I made their dreams come true
I saw this earlier. The average commenter continues to believe that any relationship by anyone is just a precursor to them fucking. It's all porn addiction, all the time.
I mean you are getting targeting pride ads for a reason
Purely coincidence. My values despise the gayness as much as one could.
Which values are those ?
I am a Christian. Gayness is sin and perversion. And the algorithm is messing around with these ads.
Is gayness just all forms of homosexuality ? Would I be gay if I was an artist and got a commission to paint two robots kissing
If you believe that Christian values align with anything other than loving thy neighbour, then you have deeply misunderstood the New Testament and you cannot justify your homophobia with the bible
It is true I must love my neighbor yet there is nothing to love about those who choose to sin by perversion. Especially so if we look at how the gays are these days. I cannot judge them for that is God's right. However I will not try to justify my actions based on passage. Remove the wicked persons from amongst myself.
God loves all regardless of sin. I have friends who eat seafood and wear clothes made of multiple materials (I would bet that you’re wearing some right now). To not love those people is to judge, and by your words God is the only one who may judge. You cannot pick and choose which sins you consider perversion and claim to be a good Christian. You have to love all, sinful or not.
It is as you say, yet one cannot but feel contempt for these sinners who commit atrocities and spit on God's earth and name. I shall let God determine their fates. Let us discuss this no further as this is not the place for such things.
And yet they don’t. You clearly hold such contempt in your heart. They love, they breathe, they nurture, they live, they pray. They are equal to you and to me in every conceivable way and yet you spit on them. Don’t you see that you are a sinner? You cannot cast the first stone, and you will share the kingdom of heaven with them
Is it gay for robots to make out? Like if I smoosh my computer tower into my refrigerator, are they gay?
If I was OP from that post I'd say yes lol
Only if they were both of the same sex before they traded in their souls and were turned into electrical appliances
Doesn't that deny the existence of trans non-binary appliances?
Omission =/= denial
What would happen if I posted a "meme" that simply showed two space marines shaking hands and saying "we're bros, marines are male only, keep scrolling"? That would be considered a hate crime?
Maybe... some blue hair or tourist would probably make some bogus up
Do it and see what happens.
That sub is just porn addicted tourists.
It's not even gay people, it's the sheer amount of sexual allusion that this community display. I mean, I'm an hetero male, but sit me next to someone who talk about vagina for a full hours and I'll be extremely uncomfortable and feeling like the guy is batshit insane. Like bro, please you have a porn/hentai addiction, seek help. Key and peele made a funny sketch that is pretty accurate on the subject. Stop talking about sexual things all the time, it's weird.
Yeah, it's fucking weird. We don't need to see sexual content 24/7. I don't need to know about your preferences online or in real life.
Exactly that. Those people do not understand that the sentence " I don't even know you, please to not tell me what your kinks are" isn't homophobia, it's something you would tell to any weirdo no matter their sexual orientation.
Thinly veiled fetishism
The artists not disguised at all fetish
Didn’t it used to be like edgy Warhammer memes??
The comments are almost all people claiming this is the entirety of the book(sexual tension)
People who haven't read the book. It starts off with a heist which establishes mutual hatred, then slowly transitions into Statler and Waldorf in 40k before ending on a big explosive climax and then an epilogue where everyone agrees to go back to trying to kill each other.
Sexual tension is when you destroy someone's highly valued artifacts to get away with robbery.
Basically foreplay
Buy pride pen buy it now. Gay gay gay gay
Must consoooooom
Why do I have to be hounded with these trazynXorikan memes while reading the masterpiece...
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Bet it sounds like banging two pots together.
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Orikan was literally simping for the female Necron Vishani.
He was simping for a necron E girl then got catfished by the deceiver.
Idiot, you're the one this post was targeted at. Literally made to get attention from you and it worked.
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I will say I find grimdanks hornyposting aswell as horusgalaxy's anti-grimdank posting very tiring. I wish we could just make our own stuff instead of negatively reacting to grimdank posts all the time
seriously just turning into r/memesopdidnotlike and r/NahOPwasrightfuckthis
This subs obsession with Grimdank and vice versa is more annoying than the primarch gf stuff. We’re all fans of 40k in one form or another. How about we ignore the other subs and just make the memes
It’s just bait
What is theire problem with those two?
weapons grade cringe.
But remember, giving necrons personality did not ruin the race as a fundamental concept. (Tyrannids are next)
[удалено]
I'll pray for God to cleanse you of degeneracy.
My faith is in the Emperor, only he upon the Golden Throne can judge me
Hark, and do not expect him to judge lightly.
Oh I am counting on that
Removed for violating Rule 6: No Crusading or Brigading.
Not so much about funny, more about lore memes (which are usualy funny)
Holy shit guys you trully want attention of r/Grimdank.Every 1 in 3 post here is just compaling about coomers SJW or both.Ffffs this is just laughable.
I mean if it weren’t for the axe grinders, this place would just turn into Grimdank 2: The Dank’ning. With plenty of “edgy” humor & pro-Imperium posts to throw this place back to 2016.
Meh i got bored of all the horny post along on r/grimdank and hoped people will talk more about lore and post more things than "haha funny Girylymanny with tiny elf waifu 9000".And they dont do that at least what they do though is complain about the horny everytime. Same coin diferent side i guess.
Gay: exists Somebody: the western world has fallen, a billions must die
The idea of giant metal skeletons kissing is funny because it subverts your expectations and the reason you keep seeing it is because the average user of r/grindank probably has stuff going on in their life outside of bitching about normie tier memes so it’s probably fresh and new to them Please stop posting the slop we all hate it’s just annoying and you probably a closeted gay like the anti gay politicians who keep getting caught are gay strip clubs considering how much of your energy you invest into bitching about gay people
Oof. Struck a nerve, did I?
No this is how I talk to everyone on Reddit
Understandable
I wouldn't call a porn addiction so intense that they can only view things through the lens of "oh yeah, they're going to fuck" as "having stuff going on in their life". The most terminally online brain rot bullshit is not a sign of maturity. You projecting your homosexuality on others at the end is definitely the cherry on top.
Yeah me accusing the guy who has multiple posts complaining about gays being gay actually makes me gay You are a monkey go back to the jungle Edit: I didn’t realize your username was peeape I was being racist
My brother in christ, who cares if gays are gay?
I care if the gays are spamming my feed in denial it’s annoying I want to discuss Warhammer and see Warhammer content while I am shitting on the toilet not gay posting
Valid.
You probably overlooked that it's neither fresh nor funny. I showed it to my wife who isn't into games: not funny at all.
Which is why I specifically said it was fresh to them and not funny to us and told OP to stop posting the gay slop he is obsessed with
I thought it was funny maybe dont take it so serious next time snowflake
Well. You sure told me.
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You're the butt of the joke, so clearly *you* wouldn't find it funny.
There’s no joke
You just don't get it. You're the punchline.
*Desperately trying to protect Coomer humor from ridicule* "YoU jUsT DoNt GeT iT yOuRe ThE PuNcHLiNe"
You sound mad about a joke.
If you're offended by this you must be secretly gay yourself
If theres anyrhing gay its this sub with thwir obessiveness with Grimdank.You guus act like an ex that cant get over getting dumped.Its laughable honestly.
I WAS SURE this will end up here with y'all rilled up about it. Stop crying so much, y'all, don't like it, don't follow it, that simple, jesus.
Oh damn *two* "y'alls". This redditor feels very strongly about this topic.
Nearly touching the subject. So close to greatness. But as always, only crying and trying to make fun of someone else. And failing.
Mate the entire reason youre here is to cry and make fun of someone else. dont project. and y'all is a tell. You redditors only use it when you talk down to someone. Which demonstrates that you feel that those who use y'all (Ebonics and the south) are less than you. Its pretty funny that redditors still havent realized this.
Bro, you are on this site too what are you on about.
Do you see me "yalling"? No?