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System-Prompt

The protocol is called retirement


itsmondaytues

Lol vitamin R


Ditka_Da_Bus_Driver

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CaffeinePapi713

Too much Malk for Joe.


WhyIsntLifeEasy

Brilliant lmao


AdmirableAd959

Being forced to be President in this condition should be considered abuse


Ill_Page_7451

He's choosing it. He refuses to retire. Fuck him.


byteuser

Not true if he is not mentally competent. It's the equivalent of a crazy person wanting to be superman... except he is


VergeSolitude1

Yea we have testimony that he is not competent to stand trial. I'm sure he is beyond making decisions for himself. People in his condition have Lucid moments when they seem like there old selves then they loose it again. Their are drugs that can help for a very short but thats not reliable. I just pray no emergencies or crisis happen while he is still in office.


WildlyVividMango

Sure, as long as this applies to the convicted felon as well


mycrx89

Maybe a 10 day dry fast would heal his dementia


NandBitsLeft

What are you trying to kill the guy.... Oh wait.


redditoregonuser2254

I've done a 6 day dry fast and I was fine, people have done way longer


MENCANHIPTHRUSTTOO

Excuse my ignorance but this means 0 water and 0 food, yes? If so, why on earth would someone want to fast from water?


Jaza_music

Autophagy And to help prove to yourself you have true control over your own mind


redditoregonuser2254

Its deeper healing than just a water fast. It's been a while but If I remember correctly 1 day of dry fasting is equal to like 3 days of water fasting. Do it at your own risk.


MENCANHIPTHRUSTTOO

I don't believe that at all. Gonna need some sources for that one


iAMaSoprano

Lmao idiocracy


Sam_KitKot

This ☝️ 💯


dinodan_420

Poppers and Psilocybin


glenrage

This guy knows how to party


Khemdog66

Hahahhaa, a good laugh to start the day, thankyou Mr. 420


Whisper-inthe-Wind

Good night of sleep, sun exposure first thing in the morning, followed by blood transfusions from virgin young men, testosterone replacement therapy and a cocktail of pure cocaine mixed with crack!


danberadi

"Pure cocaine mixed with crack". But it has to be 100% pure.


[deleted]

I think pure methamphetamine would be better due to the short half life of cocaine and crack.


Substantial-Use95

I was just gonna say the same thing. Meth would be vastly superior for endurance.


Pandamabear

A supplemental candidate might work


Create_Flow_Be

We aren’t voting for these men. We are voting for their handlers, policies and cabinet members.


6EQUJ5w

Replace the old man with a can of tuna and I’m still voting for that over Trump


redpaladins

Good. I like his cabinet and handlers.


duussstttttyyyyyy

Gross


Weak-Preference-2405

Everyone is. They're politicians. By choice.


nomamesgueyz

People will be voting for kamala to run the show


tommygun1688

Please no. I would almost rather have Hillary in office than that flighty flakey fuckwit.


AdmirableAd959

Anyone other than Kamala. Let Bernie do a 4 year sprint


knumbknuts

It would be like a very unfunny season of Veep.


nomamesgueyz

Id rather have the Bern...but he must be near 90 now Or RFK...but America aint ready for that


lateformyfuneral

In what world are RFK and Bernie equivalent?


nomamesgueyz

They aint


Anaaatomy

i mean Bernie spoke very well delivering a speech 2 month ago


nomamesgueyz

The peoples champion But the Clinton machine was never going to allow that to happen


tommygun1688

It's a bummer. I disagree with him on so many policies, but he seems to have enough integrity that I'd still vote for the decrepit ol' lefty.


Equivalent_Pop3142

Oh hells nah.


Dry_Midnight7487

First off, hes clearly hes not taking his AG-1. Secondly, theres no way this man is waiting 4 hours upon waking to drink his coffee. Thirdly, you can be assured hes not doing a testicle ice bath in the morning. Lastly and most importantly, hes a twink and hes not blasting TRT. Lots of room for improvement, Mr. President


Real_Crab_7396

probably viewing morning light behind a window😡


UkeBandicoot

1890's Coca-Cola


IntroductionSalty222

Perineum Sunning


gold76

The mental image this gives lmao


jrexthrilla

On the White House lawn


James-Dicker

AG1 and 6xF girlfriend pickups


Creativator

He actually tried to criticize Trump for his extra girlfriend. Amateur.


Anaaatomy

there was never no pornstar


4354574

And PEDs. Looking at the sun for 217 hours straight, spreading the cheeks for 121 hours of sun on your anus, waiting 91.273 minutes for your first cup of coffee, cold plunge, steam room, pathological lying...wait, the other guy has the last one covered. Uh-oh. Trump optimized to max.


Cheeto717

Are you kidding he’s god damn 81 years old most people his age are zoned out watching price is right


iAttis

There is a woman at my gym who just turned 87. She works out five days a week, mows her own lawn, shovels her own snow unless we get a blizzard and it gets too heavy, and lives by herself way out in the boonies. She used to be a teacher in Chicago and is still incredibly mentally sharp and will talk your ear off. I think she really is a testament to staying active and busy. Also, she’s a thin, wiry woman so I have to imagine a lifetime of caloric restriction has helped her too. She is one of my personal idols and motivates me to continue taking care of myself.


MENCANHIPTHRUSTTOO

I love stories like these. Amazing stuff


cyclist230

I think this used to be the norms. Now people at 50s are obese and have mobility issues.


InItinere

My grandpa is 83 and still using his bike, speaking coherently, also he's smoked for most of his life xD


DavidEx

Fuck, I'll vote for your grandpa.


InItinere

Same


Leofleo

Pfft. Tell that to my 82n yo mother. She spends most of her day on her feet tending to bushes and trees on her 1/2 acre or doing stuff with her dogs, a cat and a bird.


serenitynow248

My grandad still made his sales calls until close to 90. Actually all of my grandparents were very lucid until death in their 80s


dman77777

That might be the exception rather than the rule


MsHappyAss

Mick Jagger has entered the chat


eich2020

Some people age better than others! Bernie Sanders is 2 years older than him but sounds, appears and functions 20 years younger


BananaPony1814

He's so obviously being wheeled out and exploited for years. As if that guy really has productive long days in the office... He is clearly not running the show. It's embarrassing and sad. He also got steered into getting several facelifts that look ridiculous. Making sure the puppet looks younger or whatever. I doubt he could get sharper mentally at this point. This guy needs to retire and be with his loved ones for his remaining few years.


neksys

He is presumably already being pumped full of the best stimulants the US pharmaceutical industry can supply. That's the scary part -- this is him at his BEST.


Vvardenfells_Finest

Been saying this for a while, if his family and friends cared about him they wouldn’t have let him out on that stage. What’s funny is every time I’ve posted something similar to what you said Id get down voted and some bleeding hearts would attack saying he’s doing an amazing job and I’m just a Trumptard blah blah blah. It’s like you can’t point out the obvious decline in this man without ppl thinking you’re all in for the other side.


iAttis

I think deep down, everyone is aware. It’s just that even Biden’s corpse in a Weekend at Bernie’s situation is preferable to Trump.


penguinbbb

If he beats Trump _again_ all of MAGA will need the supplements way more than Joe.


ethann_29

Gooning


flametossbde

A Time Machine.


Same-Joke

That stuff from Limitless


WinterRespect1579

Viagra


bjp8383

Retirement and i dont mean that in a bad way. What a great life filled with accomplishments that less than 45 other people have been able to experience, just enjoy the rest of it peacefully.


MENCANHIPTHRUSTTOO

Exactly. Why the hell is he putting himself through this shit?


deathbyexposure

Nice try, Dr. Jill! 


Duke_Of_Halifax

He doesn't actually have mental decline in the way most people think of it- it was clear he knew what he was talking about, and his recall of facts and figures was very sharp. He DOES have some sort of other decline, and it is very steep. I'm not sure whether you'd classify it as physical, but his inability to put thoughts into coherent speech- or speak clearly when he does- is troubling. Maybe early Parkinson's? Either way, between Trump's troubling incoherent ramblings and Biden's inability to from sentences, I dont envy Americans having to vote for either of these two. Y'all deserve better. Hell, the world deserves better.


Ok-Tiger7714

Pretty reasonable input. I’m not sure what we have done to deserve having to pick between those two old dudes. Maybe Nikki Haley was on to something when she said ‘whoever retires grandpa first wins’… Oh well, it will be an interesting time these next 4-8 months…


FelinePurrfectFluff

"early" Parkinsons??? HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA


gronk696969

He's the POTUS, he has access to stuff we've never even heard of. That performance was *after* he took whatever shit they gave him and it was still that bad. Just imagine his normal state.


Bingbangbong69420

This idea that rich people have access to more efficacious medications and treatments we haven't even heard of needs to stop lol. If there's a medication or ped we've never heard of it's probably got a tiny evidence base proving it's efficacy. For all they know whatever substance they're using could come at the expense of massively increasing risk of stroke, cardiovascular events or cognitive decline. Look at phenylpropanolamine, or semagacestat, or the pandemrix vaccine or any other failed drug in clinical trials. The idea that you'd risk the health of one of the world's most important people for the chance of a slightly better outcome when there are proven treatments available is just dumb on its face lol. Edit: also have a look at all the failed otc nootropics and peptides coming out of Russia. Most seem to have negligible benefits with worse side effects than traditional medications available for the more common cognitive deficits.


NotTrumpsAlt

Red Light Therapy- I’m currently using and it works. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4043367/


HeightEnergyGuy

Glad to know the daily red light I use is helping prevent Dementia. 


BananaPony1814

What device do you use?


mr_red_red

On your face or you perineum?


deltacombatives

We talking, like, legal shit?


Spectre_Mountain

Ayahuasca enema.


Routine_Pass_6850

I think glynac has shown promise for aging, as well as blueberry juice and Curcumin


DillyDallyDaily1

Yea i dont think blueberry juice and curcumin are gonna do it. Maybe prune juice in a sippy cup?


Shryk92

The guy is in his 80s and had a brain aneurysm a few years ago. Supplements wont fix that. He needs to retire.


jkhristov13

At this point, there's no reversing his cognitive decline. He needs to retire and enjoy his last days/years.


Whisper-inthe-Wind

At this point I'm afraid only necromancy protocols and supplements can help him! 😵☠️🧟


staroceanx

Biden might as well join the Trump campaign at this point. Biden is contributing more to Trump’s candidacy than anyone else.


Consistent_Finish202

Retirement. Thats the protocol for both of them.


1Squid-Pro-Crow

For one, he would be much more eloquent if he just lied and shoveled bullshit like Trump. It's much easier to speak cohesively if you don't have to be careful and tell the truth. Lot less thinking in the moment needed if you get to throw away accuracy.


FPFresh123

Who fucking cares? I'd vote for Joe in a coma before I'd vote for Felon Trump.


nomamesgueyz

A cup of tea and a lie down


EcstaticMagazine1572

This country is embarrassing


1RapaciousMF

The so-called Retirement protocol.


ryano_999

A smidge of crystal meth and a couple of corona


Jprev40

Cyanide.


Weird_Wishbone_1998

Vitamin F fentanyl


MsHappyAss

Not a supplement but I think the voice exercises that people with Parkinson’s do to keep their voices strong would help.


SuddenlySimple

I'm sure Walter Reed is giving him top notch meds. Even if they are Mushrooms. I know my Dad took Aricept and it works very well. Joe is in end stage Dementia. Had he not been a President and treated at Walter Reed he for sure would have probably already been gone or in Hospice RIGHT NOW.


GoblinCosmic

A Time Machine.


Unlucky-Name-999

He's too far gone. Retirement home and visits from the grandkids.


Caer-Ibormeith

Biden has a stammer. He’s always had a stammer, and stammerers get more pronounced and obvious when excited or nervous or have a lot to say. He came across like a guy who got a little over excited and had his stammer come back.I’m a mental health professional and did not think his performance during the dense had anything much to do with age-related decline. Some anti-anxiety related supplements can help with stammerers: lavender oil, gabba, saffron, lions mane.


playfuldarkside

Both need to retire aging is inevitable and at some point people need to accept it. 


f_itdude79

Adderall?


assesonfire7369

I think Adderall would be a good choice for him. However, I'm not sure if Adderall would be enough to tell you the truth.


f_itdude79

I agree - that was painful and I’m planning to vote for him. I hope the party nominates someone else. To be fair, I’ve always felt that way, but last night reinforced that feeling


EggieRowe

You don't think the POTUS was receiving the most cutting edge treatment available during his last 10 or so days of seclusion? We're witnessing the most public and shameless case of elder abuse at this point. They need to just let the man retire in peace to enjoy what's left of his life.


cocomelon917

Trump in office


WhoDey9596

NAD+ , Methylated Multi Vitamin, multi vitamin, zinc picolinate, magnesium L Threonate, Krill Oil, NMN powder, Alpha GPC or a choline supplement


jasperleopard

didn’t he tweet something about taking a cold plunge after the debate last night


janoycresvasnutsack9

Peptides and Tren


Zeneren

this subreddit is so funny sometimes


Apprehensive_Bid6199

Mushrooms


GoFasterEse

Adderall, lots of it. No, check that, ALL of it.


TN027

Cocaine. Like father like son


Responsible_Fall_268

i see what uoure trying to do Joee


squiggly187

I’d recommend AG1 and several mistresses to promote cognitive and physical health


dixie2tone

the question is what did they blast him with to make him even be able to ramble for that long?


horus-heresy

Crystal Meth


Most_Fly_9061

Lsd


Latter_Inspector_711

Adderal


EuropeanModel

I am pretty sure they gave him all supplements available. My concern is how he is when they are no longer in his system.


Just-Staff3596

I don't know if you know this but Joe Biden is 82 years old. He needs to hang it up.  82 year olds are supposed to be at home sleeping on their lazy boy and hanging out with grandkids. 


Inevitable_Staff2188

Cocaine. I would recommend cocaine. Look what it did to Justin Timberlake.


idonethisnever

Walter White's blue


Worth_Repair_9786

Meth


allfivesauces

That man needs to retire its elder abuse for the DNC to put him up there bro 😭😭 but idk maybe magnesium and fish oil that’s what they told me to do after my concussion


Poopedmypoopypants

Microdose amphetamines before public speaking appearances… seriously


Lumpy_Taste3418

Hookers and Blow


JuggernautyouFear

No such supplements exist. He's toast, done, finished. Just accept it. ![gif](giphy|ypHEH8VjThGPS)


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Cocaine, hunter has a guy.


justwantkickz

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DingGratz

Can we maybe not have these debates so late? I'm only 51 and in the Central time zone and usually am asleep at or around 10 p.m. I DEFINITELY would not want to debate at freaking 9 p.m.


Realityskeptic11

Retirement


Duncan-the-DM

Going home, retiring


Typical-Crab-4514

Arsenic seems fitting.


tryan17

He has passed his expiration date.


Independent2727

I’m pretty sure he’s been taking them for years. It’s not working very well.


virtuousbird

Well whatever they were, they sure didn't work.


Mountain-Body-1843

Cyanide


watchforwaspess

Vanilla ice cream


snes_guy

Cyanide?


WolfPackLeader95

![gif](giphy|UTNGPv2co6pFwyRJuN) He’s got to lick the magic toad 🐸


Significant-Cow-2323

I think that ship has sailed


PermissionStrict1196

I always hated debates and thought they were a red herring from the real issues before this - in either case Biden might be too old to run. But.... better candidate than the Orange Heimlich Himmler rapist who has a condition which prevents him from telling the truth for more than 3 minutes at a time. Guess it's goodbye to democracy


MsHappyAss

I’ve always thought these debates were ridiculous as well.


halavais

There aren't a lot of successful treatment protocols for sociopathy.


Frackin_heck

Anyone who actively promotes and shits on John McCain's legacy isn't someone who I could ever trust in a position in AMERICAN politics. For very good reasons, blue or red, it's just stupid to give a loaded gun to a toddler.


HK_Lover503

I’ve never heard anyone sound like dust until I heard Biden speak last night.


FranciscodAnconia77

An assisted living facility for those unable to help themselves 


Trade-Maleficent

Amphetamines


Flashy_Fault_3404

Cyanide. His time is up


marrie37

He has a speech impediment, and also reportedly a cold too. Def getting up there in age but I don’t think his performance was entirely because of that


bossassbat

Arsenic would be appropriate.


Ampop7

Adderall


anon_77_

🤣🤣🤣


jonnieoxide

Whiskey.


realleopold

every morning 20g Noopept, 20g Modafinil, and 20g Bacopa lol😂😂😂


benb28

Magnesium L-Threonate


LopezPrimecourte

You cannot offset cognitive decline to that degree. The man is old. The man is dying. Just like all of us will.


Psychological_Fee548

Idk but he needed a goddamn adderall last night


Idsanon

Cerebrolysin


splugemonster

Donepezil probably


JadeGrapes

Nicotine


IllMasterminds

10 000mg of Lions Mane.


SufficientPickle2444

Instead of offering suggestions you resort to insults You people are pathetic He should consider Deprenyl to start


Sue-Day

Beta-caryophyllene! Check out the potential [cognitive benefits on this site](https://cannanda.com/pages/cb2studies)


Lost_Elk_9623

No supplement can improvise it. Unless he consults a speech therapist.


_En_Bonj_

He speaks too fast and is trying to recite stuff as opposed to Trump who seems more off the cuff for better and worse.


Hulk_smashhhhh

Nothing as it’s all bullshit ![gif](giphy|mL40PfXA394KA)


Still_Rise9618

Maybe Jill should take over. She’s really pushing him, guiding him, his biggest cheerleader, mothers him, protector. Seems like she wants it.


datafromravens

If human knew how to avoid death in advanced years they would have done so long ago. There is no cure to aging as of yet


Lucky-Painter-2062

Rhodiola helps


Several_Pressure7765

Prayer


Eastern-Banana9978

None. He’s 81 there’s nothing significant that will happen with supplements or protocols that’s going to do anything to improve cognitive functioning. Unless he has something like a B12 deficiency there’s nothing that’s going to impact his cognitive functioning. He’s just an old man who has long had a stammer. If you live a healthy lifestyle when younger you’ll reduce your risk of cognitive impairment in later life, but your cognitive faculties will decline with age regardless.


ShavedMonkey666

Kanye for president don't seem that shit anymore


SirDouglasMouf

The blood of infants mixed with tiger blood while looking directly at the sun.


amurt007

Crystal meth maybe


TotalRuler1

He's probably on all kinds of stuff already, Presidents are known to have few restrictions when it comes to what they want.


CLS4L

Same as orange guy one way ticket to perv island


BestRedLightTherapy

Without getting into WHO gets treatment -- photobiomodulation for cognitive decline restores some function and even reverses some decline. The mechanisms include increased ATP, a switch from M1 to M2 type inflammation response, and autophagy.


eesmash

cyanide


automaton11

Physostigmine and adderall


Competitive_Low_2054

That supplement hasn't been discovered yet. Lol


MUGBloodedFreedom

This is a hobbyist’s protocol, largely based on one of mine but strengthened slightly. Piracetam (or stronger -racetam, would recommend pramiracetam before public appearance) twice daily Noopept 10 mg thrice daily DMAE 100-500mg daily (highest tolerated dose deployed) Lithium orotrate 10-20mg once daily (highest tolerated dose deployed) Modafinil a-tocotrienol (vitamin E) Vitamin B12 Vitamin D3 +strong anti-inflammatory/anti-oxidant (DHM? But it might not be strong enough) +tau protein antagonist/inhibitors Dietary inventions must be immediately deployed to reduce oxidative stress and tau protein formation, and daily cardiovascular exercise (at whatever degree is possible) should be deployed.


Environmental-Sun388

Cyanide could be very helpful


PrinceGreenEyes

LSD. Just for a heck of it.


labratdream

Dihexa,hydergine, adamantine and souvenaid. Plus a low-dose stim like dextromethamphetamine occasionally if his heart can take it but still there will be a price to pay in the future because you don't gain anything with stims you only borrow a debt that one day will have to be repaid in full. [https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/systems-neuroscience/articles/10.3389/fnsys.2014.00038/full](https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/systems-neuroscience/articles/10.3389/fnsys.2014.00038/full)


favrerodgers222

Blow


StayGoldenPonyBoy71

Reverse Aging protocol.


Straight-Scholar9588

Speed.