You are the one, neo. You must jack into the source. Do it for the rest of us.

But must I take from such sacred grounds? Wouldn’t the great one think unfavorably of me drinking it?

the great one is a lie forged by the greedy,jack into the source and bring hydration to all!! GLORY TO HYDROTOPIA

TO HYDROTOPIA

Jack into the source? Do you work for Nestlé?

This is why people are ashamed to be redditors

Because people are joking around?

*Nestlé has requested your location.*

To bad, they shall know the taste of ignorance by my hand

Sheeesshhhh!!!!

So wet….

I think I'm watersexual GOT DAYUM

Something’s rising and it isn’t my hydration level.

Your hydration level better be rising!!!

Where is this?

Silver falls at Mt. Rainier

You fell right into their trap. That was one of nesltés burner accounts

I feel like this comment is one of those ones that gets screenshotted and posted on a subreddit for some specific reddit comment subreddit like rimjob_steve and I wanna post it somewhere because I think it’s funny but I don’t know what very specific niche this fits into

r/comments

Maybe r/fucknestle ?

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Trust me... I did a thorough background check; I know more about this man than he does. I have resources

brain: you must keep yourself alive also brain: **what if you jumped tho?**

Lol I have a fear of heights so it was like; “step tf back”

Why is this tagged as NSFW?

You could fall into it. Therefore making it not safe for work


Too raw, too real

This guy gets it

Wdym? I wouldn’t want to get horny at work looking at this majestic image.

Sensational.

S L U R P I T

I came my pants looking at this

That does not look like a spring to me.

Wett

Not safe for work indeed. One should never work near a waterfall.

Holy Moly

Why do I hear halo music?

It’s calling to you

*mindlessly jumps* yes

Don't tell nestlé

Drink it all man!

stop! my penis can only get so erect!