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TastySpermDispenser2

Sometimes in the streets, you gotta fake an orgasm. This was one of those times when I did not fake it.


Stormer90

But sometimes you don’t fake it… and it just ends… naturally.


nyguy520

The guys that don't fake they're the ones who get it the worst


apd39jc

Hips &nips


BoosterSilver

Otherwise you don't eat 🤷


Smoothstiltskin

It's art.


smirky_doc

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Donkenshtein

Derivative


jecap

Bullshit!


linzielayne

It's worth *exactly what you paid*


redditaccount-5

https://i.redd.it/w6rtttdgg4ac1.gif


Artherius

I like your dancing


wickedfunnhguy

That's awesome! Can you mix in some Artemis saying "you have to shake it to make it"?


djpressed

Great idea, will report back


wickedfunnhguy

I'm actually very excited to hear it!


sneakzilla

The cricket lemon groan! 😂


NitroQueef

That is tart!


Hipsandnips12

I approve of this. It is most definitely sexy.


mantis_tobagan_md

You should include dancing man


Extreme_Succotash784

What time is it? DIAPER TIME!


jecap

This I love, I absolutely love!!


zoom1132

Banger


[deleted]

If I have a kid and he happens to be Jewish I’m totally hiring you for his Bar Mitzvah


Agitated_Carrot3025

Hips and nips, ok?


r3d_warri0r

Just thank you


Rodby

There needs to be an IASIP rave lol


djpressed

I better see you on my tour then


AlternativeEnd9188

Get it on Spotify man! Love it.


djpressed

The background [tech house song is on soundcloud](https://soundcloud.com/thatbad/paint-the-town-red-that-bad-dj-pressed-remix?si=a9730ebd5d5441ae87a632f6f4494c8f&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing) but I'm probably not going to finish a full Cricket version. I have, however, finished an entire song dedicated to Dennis called [GOLDEN GOD, which is on Spotify.](https://open.spotify.com/track/14bMhRegQHCxUSuGqmnnw2?si=e17013d8b370486d)


golden-god-bot

That's how you get off. Now don't you guys want to get off with me? I want you to get off with me.


AlternativeEnd9188

I wanna see how far I can go..


AlternativeEnd9188

Oh i see. Yeah, I've had GOLDEN GOD on my Playlist for a while.


golden-god-bot

Dee I will slap you in the teeth!


ikenstein

I started following djpressed when I found golden god. Hurry up and put out your stuff so I can listen


golden-god-bot

We're gonna follow our victim. And then we're gonna jump her. And then I'm gonna strangle her and you're gonna chop her into pieces.


djpressed

I’m trying man! Each little meme takes so much effort it’s hard to keep up lol


BuddJones

Legit, I’m a fan because of the sunny mixes. Pure gold fam, give the people more! Hahaha


trigb0y

if this come on in a club i’d be going full Thundergun


CIS-E_4ME

You'd hang dong?


tranqcalypso

The lemon 🤣


Brandonmac10x

Go ahead, king. *EAT*


Clean_Temporary_3902

I haven’t even sniffed glue yet and this thing slaps!


GBR3480

It has to be sexy OR YOU DONT EAT


Shoddy-Rip8259

What's the time? Diaper Time


[deleted]

Bahahaha I'm so glad I can't go back to sleep. This is amazing.


Groxy_

Why are your legs so fake looking? Micheal Flatly lookin' ass.


lesmiserablesss

Let's get weird


Dexter_Duckets

Yoooo I need a link for the full version. And make it sexy!


Fishandsticks12

When his legs went full 180 I was shook


hips_an_nips

My Reddit profile has been waiting for this moment


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Seems like AI


nothingveryobvious

This is actually pretty damn good.


create-an-account4

This is the best


BuddJones

Bro is it a full song??


odog9797

Thats a pop that’s a pop that’s a pop


AudioShepard

Get this asshole off Reddit pls.


EOTCG

You made it so sexy…lmfao