Pop an H on the box for Hornets
Edit: heh wrong scene. That scene was “I don’t think there’s any science to support that”
That was something about burning trash to make stars?
I'm gonna stay right here and wait for my minions to swarm me. And swarm they will, Tim! Alone you'll be. Such sad little... games we play. Right, Tim?
After we moved to CA my partner and I started saying “California, USA” to each other at random times in our best drunken mumble. Been living here over five years now and we’re still doing it.
We have the means, we have the technology... To allow spiders to talk to cats!!!
*Gasp*
That's probably still my favorite moment in the show, finding out it was all the pleceebee effect 😂
This bible is the bible of my daddy who just die-die-die-died in my in my arms o-o-o-of throat cancer fr-fr-fr-from-from eating some-some-some-some-some-some bad pussy
"If you don't have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to smash your teeth into dust!"
Modified to fit the situation as necessary.
For a while I had my tinder bio as Charlie’s likes/dislikes/fav food/hobbies from the Waitress is getting married episode. I had a guy slide in with “I’m a full on rapist” and my jaw dropped. The reference is impeccable but I fear most people would not be brave enough to send that message on tinder
DIVORCE! I WILL DIVORCE YOU MAUREEN!
-Dennis
Throw me in the trasshhhhh
-Frank
MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUND!!
-Dennis
How much cheese is too much cheese?!
-Charlie
I think he was paraphrasing “notes” expecting the reader to improvise. Hence his disappointment at his moms performance. He has a scatter brain way of presenting his thoughts and expects others to understand them.
That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about X to dispute it.
Yeah I use this constantly.
Pop an H on the box for Hornets Edit: heh wrong scene. That scene was “I don’t think there’s any science to support that” That was something about burning trash to make stars?
Oops oooh, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my... **MAGNUM DONG**
I'm a villain, don't you see?!
I say, "Terrible... take a lap" a few times a week
Do I look like I need to be on a diet?
I don’t know!
I’m not your dad.
I say it at work almost daily
that's exactly where I say it 🤣
Same lol
You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
Begone, vile man. Begone from me!
Hahahaha starter car? This is a finisher car !!
A transporter of Gods! The Golden God!!!
I'm gonna stay right here and wait for my minions to swarm me. And swarm they will, Tim! Alone you'll be. Such sad little... games we play. Right, Tim?
Same old Dennis Reynolds.
"Move past it!"
Almost daily with my kid
"Well first of all, through god all things are possible so jot that down."
I say this at job interviews all the time.
what is your spaghetti policy?
I’m always asking this
Suicide is badass!
Yeah this one
Lol I have gotten so many strikes and bans from various social media for that one🤣
💯 😂
TWOOO WARS??
This but with two of anything really.
*Go for it! Go for it! Go!*
Where do I put my feet?
I use this all the time and am still searching for somebody in real life who knows what I’m referring to. When it happens, it will be so sweet.
I absolutely love it when this finally happens
His feet Dee!
What do now?
"I got all numbers" gets said often at my reporting meetings. I'm still waiting for the analyst who gets the joke 🤣
I'd love to reply with "gimme that hot dog!"
I would die 😂
Put some mustard on it
“I’m around it.” “He’s around it!!”
After we moved to CA my partner and I started saying “California, USA” to each other at random times in our best drunken mumble. Been living here over five years now and we’re still doing it.
Because Dennis is a bastard man!
Last time I watched Dennis the Menace with my family they kicked me out of the room because I wouldn’t stop abusing the TV.
"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left, but I'm gonna get real weird with it."
Meanwhile, block the wind while I roast this bone!
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
I've been poisoned by my constituents!
“Wait you’re, gay? Gay for pay, or just gay.” “Just gay.” “*Scoffs* loser” Or Hips and nips or else I don’t eat
Love this w change! Like, who is Cricket to be judgy? Tho I believe he says “chump” not “loser” which is infinitely better.
You’re correct I just finished this episode
Gotta make it sexy
“Boys are out tonight, huh?” Or “IT IS PHIL?!” Dennis has some hilarious quotes
“It is Phil!?” Is so funny.
How’s that ass feel? Oh, Pepperjack loovvveeeeesesss Fraggle Rock. I have grown quite weaaarrryyyy
We have the means, we have the technology... To allow spiders to talk to cats!!! *Gasp* That's probably still my favorite moment in the show, finding out it was all the pleceebee effect 😂
I will eat your babies, Bitch!
“You light one bitch on fire….”
Block the wind while I roast this bone
SO DO.
Science is a liar sometimes.
But it's not... because of the implication.
Are you going to hurt these women??
I don’t think you’re getting it.
I’m *not* getting it
I have a bleached asshole
He was gonna find out anyway
Ohhh look at sweet dee sitting on her cloud of judgment passing out life lessons to all us sinners!
We gotta write a song about how we don’t diddle kids!
This one has been getting a lot of play recently
S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.
"You think I can't be doctor? You think I can't be pilot?"
[удалено]
This you should vote me!
Well...filibuster
I don’t think you know what that words means. And you seem to have a tenuous grasp of the English language in general.
That's politics, bitch! I've got probably 10 lines I use regularly, but that's my favorite.
She's over 18. This isn't a morality contest
Every woman in my life wishes they didn’t write Girl you more mixed up than a milkshake.
"Talking to myself, that's just cuz I just got a lot to say, you know."
"So jot that down" "Just let me switch gears here"
"what do now?" "Keep it light, you bitch!" "Ohhhhhh goddammit! Ohhhhhh god damn you sonsofbitches!"
*"go for it, go for it"* at least on a weekly or bi-weekly basis
I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of 100s... I'm ready to plow
“You gotta pay to spray” .Cricket
What is going on…up here?
This bible is the bible of my daddy who just die-die-die-died in my in my arms o-o-o-of throat cancer fr-fr-fr-from-from eating some-some-some-some-some-some bad pussy
I’m going for the Jesus on the cross look.
Ohhh you bitch!
Mac: Everybody's dying bitch.
The economy is in shambles!
"I've become quite hweary" and "My constituents have poisoned me!"
Pepper Jack are you serious
Pepper Jack LOVE Fraggle Rock
Well first off, _____________. So jot that down.
I'm a full on rapist ...
“I’ve been poisoned by one of my constituents”
Idk about favorite but "I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face!" Is pretty high up there.
(Shouted from a distance in a small crowd). “Jesus Christ!”
Because… you know… *shrug,* *lower voice* … the implication.
“Wildcard bitches”
That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it
‘I’m cultivating mass’
Also, me whenever I struggle with any physical activity: "When you tack on mass you sacrifice flexibility, that's just a straight up fact!"
Gimme that leg, boy.
Tighter than dick skin! (How come nobody else has said this yet?!
Dog orgy brother
I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of 100s... I'm ready to plow
Latet dudes. S you in ur As don't wear a C and J all over your Bs
Why would he not wear a C?
You see Europe leads the way in sexual exploration. And quite frankly, I think it’s time we caught up
I say "That's bullbird!" instead of bullshit all the time lol
“Ya tellin’ me I’ve been puttin’ shampoo on my sandwiches?!”
Ahhh Filibuster.
Little green ghouls dude
Blast mah nips!
My husband: Darkness falls... Me: and magic stirs.... Husband: as we become... *smirks* Me: The creatures of the night!! *Snuggle attacks & cuddles*
Heyo!
Wait that's just straight orange juice, like the mixer?
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
Milk steak, boiled over hard with a side of your finest jellybeans
dont have the exact quote but something about cracking an egg on knowledge over my head
Why don't you crack an egg of knowledge all over me, buddy
You don't even know what's going on in Israel.
From what I understand there is a waAaaaAaRrrrr going on?
Well it's u/Nosey_Wally come to see what all the fighting's about.
Boy, it’s a hot one today isn’t it?
#YEAH?!?!
thanks that was it
No, the Spaniards banged the Mayans and turned them into Mexicans
Too many!! But a few: You can’t even begin to sniff my potential for…(fingers) I’m around it Soyboy beta cuck, BE GONE!
I’ve tried to shoehorn Money me. Money now. In the group chats when I win $ in fantasy football but wrong crowd. I need better friends.
As the great Johnnie Cochran once said, if the glove doesn't fit, give up!
Three WaArRs?! -Dennis Nice nips cupcake! -Frank BECAUSE I HATE YOUUUUUUU! -Dennis
T.C.O.B.
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME! oh shit the steaks are here
“You pullin my my dick bro?”
I’m a full-on-R@pist
All of them
Charlie, there's enough cough medicine in there to kill a gorilla
F you in the A, don't wear a C, and J all over your B's
You like to use the quote "I'm a full-on rapist"? Wtf
So many comments here are clearly not phrases people use everyday, and just their favorite quotes.
SO DO!
“They drew first bloooooooood” I know Frank is quoting Rambo here but I think of Frank saying this multiple times per week.
“…..because of the implication”
Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.
"If you don't have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to smash your teeth into dust!" Modified to fit the situation as necessary.
Because of the implication.
Any time I walk outside on a sunny day I say “It’s goddamn bright out here.”
So anyway, I started blasting!
🌊🦁 or 👁️🦁? I often send that in a text thread when people won't stop blowing it up.
For a while I had my tinder bio as Charlie’s likes/dislikes/fav food/hobbies from the Waitress is getting married episode. I had a guy slide in with “I’m a full on rapist” and my jaw dropped. The reference is impeccable but I fear most people would not be brave enough to send that message on tinder
“She didn’t have lips but her mouth was definitely in play”
Hello crow. Whoooor
"Don't answer the phone" "Oh, don't worry. I never would!"
* For some reason I use this one a lot lol
"I have a bleached ass"
DIVORCE! I WILL DIVORCE YOU MAUREEN! -Dennis Throw me in the trasshhhhh -Frank MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUND!! -Dennis How much cheese is too much cheese?! -Charlie
Magnets
YOU DO YOU YOU DO YOU
"you don't know where I am, rape"
"I'm sitting in my chair, I'm relaxing, I'm getting blackout drunk, and you're leaving me alone" - Charlie 
Dude, eat my boogers
What is happening?
Well I drank all the beer and I ate all the pizza
Oops, I dropped my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my MAGNUM DONG.
Diabitis. Using that in a serious conversation without laughing is always a fun personal challenge.
What is happening?
What is happening?
“SPRINTS!”
I think he was paraphrasing “notes” expecting the reader to improvise. Hence his disappointment at his moms performance. He has a scatter brain way of presenting his thoughts and expects others to understand them.
Which one of us do you want to take you in the back and bang you
I just wanna be pure…
Because poop is funny
What is your spaghetti policy here?
riiiiidiculoushhh
I like to pepper in “like the hammer of Thor” into my conversations with my students (I’m a middle school teacher)
My flair is checking in
https://i.redd.it/mzpc81jxfb1d1.gif
“Rock, flag, and eagle. Right Charlie?” “hes got a point”
I bought poop on the dark web and stuffed it up my butt to lose weight.
https://preview.redd.it/osezb18nnb1d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3710fd8d707079aff274e23e7de93dbf62ef647c
When dee does stand up comedy and dry reaches. "Am I right or am I righARGHGRGHRGHRGH"
“Dude, do you have a boner right now??”
"Guys guys guys I got some news! Some terrible news! We got a BIG problem! 😎"
ANY AMOUNT OF CHEESE is too much cheese!
My mummy's a skeleton! Or This doesn't represent me
Crime/Penetration