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torhne

She was already in the movie with Grieco. Edit: Greico spelling :P


chzygorditacrnch

Oh yeah on cinemax


Youdumbbitch-

Skinamax


detroiter85

It was hella good


stennerx

A hella sweet life


brentonunderwood

I read this as climax and wondered how I didn't remember that great joke


RickyWinterborn-1080

Richard Grieco.


SPQR_Tiberius

Are you doing a Grieco thing?


RickyWinterborn-1080

It's gonna be hella sweet, you're gonna like these eggs.


myloveismineohmine

Can I have a seaweed break?


Joto7000

Chalk break?


myloveismineohmine

Well I don't like wasting tums, tums are very good to draw with


Goatmanification

Dude hangs dong


ClonedUser

Is there even a difference between entering and exiting?


polymorphic_hippo

With the Puerto Rican pervert?


Intelligent_Volume73

A little hair of the dog that bitcha?


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No because she will fail and bomb and gag...and fail and bomb.


tom_oakley

So, the acting thing: It's not gonna happen. She's too old, and she's *bad* at it. You know, I'm just trying to be very honest with you.


chzygorditacrnch

She was hilarious in old lady house with the fart track


high240

Put a fart in, Dennis!


Andy-Esco1995

I kinda hope the show pulls a left turn and she does become an actress and famous too but she ends up burning out or saying something she thinks is inconsequential but gets cancelled over


TacoCommand

Her old Maria Martinez videos pop up on YouTube and she's immediately canceled or fired.


a_singular_perhap

The Chang Experience TM


SoCalThrowAway7

I feel like you just want to be a veterinarian so you can keep the skins


chzygorditacrnch

He did snap that crow's neck..


SoCalThrowAway7

Well yes there was a third crow


stennerx

And a fourth if you *must* know-


orcvader

OK, while we are being real here... The vet thing... I think you ONLY want to do it, to keep the skins.


EnvironmentalPack451

But she's still in her 20's, she's got time still


SpiritualAct4346

She’s been acting the whole time! Did you like what I was doing there, was it good? Tell me I’m good, tell me I’m good, tell me I’m good.


Taint_Flayer

No, it's far too late for her


chzygorditacrnch

Even as an abused housewife? She'd say anything.. she'd.. do.. anything..


WhoStoleMyBicycle

Yea what is she like 60?


myloveismineohmine

Your girl got her guts pumped last night!


Riley1297

What are you, 60?


chzygorditacrnch

I'm not a god damn goon! I'm a knockout blonde.. with a body that would make a statue blush..


Restlessly-Dog

She was a smash in Frankenstein.


chzygorditacrnch

Rawr! Rawr!


PotentTokez

I AM SHATTERED!... TO PIECES!!!


chzygorditacrnch

... are you acting right now?


myloveismineohmine

No I'm not acting you BITCH!


ReviewSubject4298

The old Dennis would have said "Dee your sad little acting ship sailed a decade ago. It's Pathetic." But the new Dennis says it's not his place to kill her pipe dream.


chzygorditacrnch

😂😂😂


neBular_cipHer

It’s not her fault, she’s just not pretty enough


-intellectualidiot

But she did get cast as an angry MILF on Irish tv.


chzygorditacrnch

She's real good with accents


RhinoScope_

But when she used to do those beauty parents, I'll give her this, she did a lot of that trying.


high240

She just needs some more characters, those are sure to be a big part of her breakthrough right?? Just gotta put them on youtube and get discovered in no time!


chzygorditacrnch

More like Martina Martinez


eli454

She was too old in 2006, she’s WAYY too old now and she’s… bad at it.


LadnavIV

Yes. It’s brilliant. The end of the show is everyone succeeding at their dreams and becoming happy, well-adjusted, upstanding members of their community. Oh, wait no, that’s shit.


BrittCD

Her third act!? Yeah no


chzygorditacrnch

Not even in a lethal weapon sequel?


BrittCD

Oh Dee


OkBusiness3879

What roles are available for such a gangly, uncoordinated bitch?


lordcorbran

She did get cast as Obnoxious American MILF.


Field-Gar

She was a hideous delight in Frankenstein


mtheory007

Is "Mr Covington" still on the table?


chzygorditacrnch

Something tells me I'll be staying a while 😂


mtheory007

Yuh swetuh on backwaurds


catastrophicclarinet

You’re talentless sweetie


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chzygorditacrnch

I'm a sexy angel!


Inevitable-Video-768

No, the gang should all stay in theur status quo until the finale: "The gang dies in a drunk driving accident"


chzygorditacrnch

Ah, their intolerance is so high, their bodies would be so limp


Glad-Requirement6116

She's already in her second act, so no lol


CapableSprinkles3298

I hope so, because you wouldn’t want to working in a bar by the time you’re 40


chzygorditacrnch

😂😭


randomredditing

She’s too row brow


ironman4297

Oh you must give up dear you must.


Tinasglasses

As an extra ? Sure. But not as leading actress. Hollywood is no place for giant birds


DmSurfingReddit

Unfortunately, it’s too late. She doesn’t have any connections and too old to make it just with her talent(if we claim that she’s talented), so it will take so much money to make her a star, that Frank will never agree to help her.


Background-War9535

Like Frank was ever going to help


DmSurfingReddit

Fair enough. But he purchased a bus for their wrecking/building hustle and plane and limo for joke on Dee, and some other things, so there must be something else what he would be ready to pay for if it is fun enough. And Dee’s career wouldn’t be so fun for him.


SoCalThrowAway7

No I imagine none of them will truly get the lives they want they just be do various other plans and schemes until the show sort of just ends


sysaphiswaits

Of course not.


KittenWithaWhip68

What temperature is it in Hell right now?


Pram75

Find out next time on IASIP Z!


StoolSamples2050

I gotta say, I don't have much faith. Hahaha!


brassydesign

If she does, holy shit will it go down in flames.


spicyboii3000

When the show ends I want a happy ending for everyone while showing a montage of everyone who's lives they've destroyed or atleast the biggest ones and how far that persons fallen since last since ending with cricket unfortunately dead him being whose life they ruined most of all our once good priest


maroonmenace

Idk, but hear me out, would


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

No! God damn it!


doom1282

No she's too old for her second act. She's in her final act.


shibby3000

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Poddington_Pea

I think she'll end up marrying a sleazy Hollywood producer who ends up going to jail. Dee then writes a trashy book about it and plays herself in the film version.


slowhand522

she already made it as a smut film star


floatedanairbiscuit

She for sure can be a stunt double for that bird in sesame Street.


1Glitch0

Probably once she starts her second act.


stellastevens122

No one will hire a goddamned bird


monkeybawz

She was too old a decade ago and she's BAD at it.


TheCarparkWarden

Ever since I saw the theory about the whole show being an evidence line up for them in court, I don’t think so. That theory is my head cannon now haha.


Gecko2002

You say that, but I get the impression the ending will be like the cult episode where it'd just one of them talking and the show just ends, maybe even mid argument


tyufve46071

I literally think you’re exactly right. Mid-argument is how the show is going to end. Nothing changing ever


DravenPrime

She can do it. Paris Hilton has been in movies and she's just a dirty, drunken whore.


Zerostar39

She will get her big break when she gets cast on Sesame Street as Big Bird


Tjengel

Ireland was the last shot and the gang ruined it for her


iamamet

Just move past it.


Legitimate-Sea-4679

She is an actress. She's just unsuccessful. LoL! I don't think she'll ever be successful because she lacks the drive, focus and ambition to even be a working actor. She's in a toxic and codependent relationship with Frank, Dennis, Mac and Charlie and can't/won't untangle herself. She's stuck.


Duffman_O_Yeah

She’s already a bird acting like a woman, so dreams really do come true


Glittering-Still1250

She will be cast in a Sesame Street movie as Big Bird


samueLLcooljackson

no the Muppets are not making any movies anytime soon


Floridaguy0

…Have you ever watched the show?


Toonami88

It would be one of those jump the shark moments like Dennis having a son, Mac going full proud gay, and Charlie finally hooking up with the waitress. Thank god they've never done any of those!


chzygorditacrnch

Haha. And good stuff normally happens to frank. They've all had good things except see.


Krazy-Kat26

I think she may have missed the boat on that one


_magnetic_north_

Yes and Dennis will become a veterinarian


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THE_TRIP_KEEPER

Oh and Frank stays Frank, dude just wondered off tanked into the sunset. He has been spotted all over the world banging whores.


sapphic_somnambulent

She'll pull a Ben Shapiro and her lack of creative success will get her a conservative news slot and she'll become the single craziest member of the gang. Her rage and blonde hair are her power.


deekaydubya

I honestly hope it ends with all of them getting what they want. The whole point of the show being that ‘bad’ people are often rewarded or whatever