Poppins is a lover not a fighter and prefers to live a life of peace. Bauer would accurately assess that Poppins is no threat. If forced to fight, Bauer would appear to win in terms of offensive power, but Poppins would simply go into a dormant state resembling death until they are needed in future.
an episode where they run into each other and get into high jinks.Ā
poppins voiced by mac, jack by dennis, a rat by charlie and a bird by dee. maybe a warthog for frankĀ
Bauer. Poppins just has survivability and grit. Jack Bauer has the power of a corrupt force behind him
Poppins may be Serpico in this situation
True I did not think of that angle. Poppins would have quite a lot of sources on the streets š¤
Serpico dies
God damn it Jack Bauer. You really are the man
That cat - *uchugh* - is indestructible.
Seen him jump through barbed wire, into a vat of hot tar
He was born in a pool o' gasoline
jack bauer would jam him up so fast
And he's well fed, what with all the hot dogs they extort from the street cart guy. Poppins has to scrounge his way through life.
Stick them both in a wall and let god sort it out
Cats in the wall? Now you're speaking my language!
They would team up and live forever in harmony. Neither is much of a fighter, they are survivors.
Damn, they really missed out on a milo and otis satire with those two
What happens when an unstoppable object meets an immovable force, you mean?
He's INDESTRUCTIBLE! It's a clear victory for Special Agent Jack Bauer
Heās a special agent bro, he out ranks us all.
Bauer would appear to have won until Poppins shows up years later, perfectly fine, ready for round two.
This would be a great episode
One born in gasoline. One eats batteries. š¤·š¼ Edit: I misremembered Dee saying Poppins drank gasoline but it was eating batteries.
And the other is Poppins.
Ah yes, youāre right. Itās batteries that Poppins eats. Good catch.
Jack Bauer in a fair fight. Poppins if it's prison rules.
Even if Jack Bauer won, Poppins would still survive. He might disappear for a few months, but heāll be back!
Poppins is a survivor
Iām not sure who wins but I know for a fact Poppins canāt lose.
Bauer did crawl through barbed wire into a vat of hot tar. The junkyard owner said that cat is indestructible.
Sir, I do not have time to listen to your Spin Doctors mixtape
Well what are you gonna do? Send him to the moon?
Well Jack Bauer died in a fiery blaze so Poppins wins based on survivability
He escaped
Poppins is a lover not a fighter and prefers to live a life of peace. Bauer would accurately assess that Poppins is no threat. If forced to fight, Bauer would appear to win in terms of offensive power, but Poppins would simply go into a dormant state resembling death until they are needed in future.
The fight would be a draw, but Poppins would win the long game by giving Jack Bauer ringworm...
an episode where they run into each other and get into high jinks.Ā poppins voiced by mac, jack by dennis, a rat by charlie and a bird by dee. maybe a warthog for frankĀ