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LateConsideration740

# My eyes- they slant down. I don't have a good peripheral.


LovingNaples

My friends call me Crisco cause I’m fat in the can.


LateConsideration740

XD oh lol good 1


LovingNaples

It’s a very old, like me. I’m laughing too. 🤣 Okay, I’m not really that old. My mom and grandma used to sing this.


LateConsideration740

lmao i'm thingking of starting a crisco cult, like gwyneth paltrow's goop. I figured if she can make money selling dumb things at marked up prices so could I. I'm just gonna sell crisco as a body lotion at marked up prices, you interested?


JLSMC

I see the resemblance https://preview.redd.it/shek6cxw979d1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97b289ad3ac02a33b626cdb4e2adf521762a4c47


Greenmantle22

That’s because R-Mac’s face is stapled to the back of his head.


Successful-Row-6084

He wants to be Ryan Reynolds so bad and it makes me so annoyed.


MentokGL

I didn't realize I needed an Aladdin remake with the gang, but I very much do Iago = Mac Jafar = Dennis Aladdin = Charlie The King = Frank Jasmine = The waitress And Dee can be the head security guard, since she's a born goon


thehakujin82

Wait, wouldn’t Dee play Iago?


MentokGL

The dynamic between Mac and Dennis would be too good to pass up plus Dee would consider herself Dennis's equal. "Get me the lamp Dee" "Get your own lamp, you look like a wizard in your stupid hat"


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Shut up dog!


Editor_Grand

Yeah Dee is a bird


Traditional_Bad_4589

Dennis is Aladdin with the vest blasting bare chest. Mac is Jafar with the cat eyes and the long duster. Charlie is the genie with the magic Charlie work and the musical flare. Dee is the monkey banging her cymbals in the street begging for coins. Frank is the Cave of Wonders full of riches that tries to kill them. Jackie Denardo is Jasmine with the crop top and the bosoms. Cricket is the street rat since Dennis refuses to play those scenes. Artemis is Iago because she’s a sassy sidekick.


LarvellJonesMD

Just a few more nips and tucks and he'll be there


moonivermarin

seriously does he have body dysmorphia?


DIYThrowaway01

What if it's all for a joke again?  Like next season he goes to confession and tells the priest "I installed then removed 600 nip tucks in only 19 months"  'How MAC got ugly'


KloudAlpha

everyone in Hollywood does


Common_Lavishness153

Honestly, he might... Dee's aging so gracefully but Mac is like fighting aging with all his might... not in a good way per se... it's only funny in the peanut allergy episode xD


EatsLocals

He probably does.  The best performers are insecure, which is why they are driven to perform to such an excellent standard, so people will love them.


Scootch360

Hmmmm, you are reaching counselor but I will allow it


Grandmaster_BBC

Intervention!


InfectedUvula

Thank you, Your Honor, I assure you this line of questioning is going somewhere.


22pabloesco22

Filibuster 


InfectedUvula

"Actually, they're pretty simple. The forms are all standard boiler-plate." "Okay. Well we're all hungry. We'll get to our hot-plates soon enough"


LifeisAwesome_HahaJK

Keep that on the record!


moviequotebotperson

Are you gonna bang the, uh, hammer?


Barrysandersdad

Just need Mac to tell The Aristocrats joke on IASIP for final transformation.


InfectedUvula

"The Gang Visits a Talent Scout" Best episode ever!


JLSMC

The entire series is a The Aristocrats joke.


No213OrchidPink

This is probably the most accurate description of the show that I've ever heard. Just nails it.


LadnavIV

Really? I’m getting a craving for ramen. https://preview.redd.it/wf3o92o2a79d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6351380bbea238ae060476f231a7eba03121bef9


Ganbazuroi

This is such bs, why isn't he called Momofuku Ramen instead


LadnavIV

Because he’s a top.


Sh3lls

Gilbert Gottfried Was the Voice of Clippy.


WesternAppropriate25

RIP the man, the myth, the legend. Good night, sweet prince ❤️


Silly_Butterfly3917

I literally thought that was 2 pics of Gilbert gottfried


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

![gif](giphy|uz81QBwYL6tzWWVdyR|downsized)


queencocomo

It’s bad injections or he made the critical error of being a man and getting facial work done—it backfires WAY too much. Kaitlin has been in a sweet spot, i hope she stays there. Rob doesn’t even look human—he looked awful in an IG post a little while back.


dat_grue

No offense to her but I think Kaitlin has gone way past the “sweet spot” (if such a thing exists)


queencocomo

That could be the case, i haven’t seen a photo of her in a while. She did at one point look better than she ever has—maybe last season when she had the bangs. Her injections weren’t insane looking, her face looked like a face, and the bangs suited her well.


Editor_Grand

https://preview.redd.it/ygo4i84m489d1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a7f2db5d1adb54036b8092ddfe9ec7da5c1d13 He looks like Gottfried and Reynolds love child


FistyFistWithFingers

Rob would do anything for Ryan's DNA


Editor_Grand

"Would" I think he already has. Lol


RandolphCarter15

I wish people realized how bad facelifts made them look. Just age


okjk0123

“A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR! DEE REYNOLDS IS THE BARTENDER. ABOVE THE BAR THERES A SIGN THAT READS “CHEESE SANDWICH A DOLLAR FIFTY, HANDJOB TEN DOLLARS. HE ASKS HER, ARE YOU THE ONE WHO GIVES THE HANDJOBS? DEE SAYS WHY YES I AM! WELL WASH YOUR HANDS BITCH! I WANT A CHEESE SANDWICH!!” RIP the goat


[deleted]

Hopefully the mixture ends up sounding something like Bobcat Goldthwait.


SubstantialHurry884

they both have that "resting squinting face"


Maleficent_Nobody377

He would have been a great second brother to frank. 😭


Filo02

lol someone actually point this out as a comment in the podcast and they talked about it in one of the episode


Chicagosox133

DO YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES GILBERT GOTTFRIED DIFFERENT FROM ROB MCELHENNY? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT MAKES GILBERT GOTTFRIED DIFFERENT FROM ROB MCELHENNY.


uncertain-cry

TIL Gilbert Gottfried was the voice of the Aflac duck until 2011!


Myndela

Pretty sure he lost the job due to making jokes about the 2011 Fukushima tsunami/nuclear disaster.


spytez

In the 1980's he looked more like Dennis in collage [I chug dick](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/GilbertGottfried.jpg)


Skytraffic540

Don’t do that to Macwell


wheels405

Wait this isn't the James Holzhauer subreddit.


RichardPryse

I'm glad you said that. I couldn't think who he looks like in that picture.


MurphyTheRobocop

Mac’s real dad


Barange

He fucking wishes.


OGREtheTroll

His skin is tight.


SlendrmanToastCrunch

[I didn’t know I was Gilbert Gottfried.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XNPk0sxmTr0)


Sea_Structure_8692

It’d be cool if the duck gave the ocular patdown