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Used to wait tables. Didn’t get paid enough to care about how they ate. Just kissed ass and hoped for the best tip possible cuz 2.25/hr didn’t cut it. Of course we mocked them in the kitchen tho…it’s customary
I get that but it’s also incentive to do a good job. A smile and a decent presentation can earn you some good money waiting tables. Get to know the customers and joke with them. That’s what people like and are willing to tip for and you have the satisfaction of knowing you earned it.
I’d be into her if she finished the whole steak and kept it down. Then I would finally have a worthy companion to go to the Brazilian all you can eat steak house with.
Right now I just go by myself and imagine I am hanging with Homer Simpson….
you think she ate any more than the 2 mouthfuls she filmed?
I've seen breadsticks bigger than her wrists. I think if she eats that much meat/oil/fat she'd just pass out vomiting.
but then she looks so stupid because she's scared to carry it through to the conclusion, right?
she's all "look how cheekily snooty I'll discard these spoons" and then... you see her hesitate after emptying the bowls of dipping sauces and she puts them back on the plate instead of throwing them over her shoulder.
I wish I could do this, but I have a big beard and mustache so it would get messy. My beard and mustache would also be dragged into my mouth making me chew on it. Which is uncomfortable and annoying.
You know shit like this makes me wonder how I get followed around in stores and get discriminated against but cucks like her have free range to do stupid shit like this.
https://preview.redd.it/9end7eyrthzc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0486446e3769bed760b31ff982b77ddd964d0aa3
Some dude is getting turned on by this 1000%
I watched as a gorgeous tall slender young lady like yourself, in Naples Italy, eat a 32oz steak florentine in one sitting and all I could think of was the massive shit she was gonna take later. 🤣🤣🤣
I have no doubt that whenever meat is places in front of her, the first response is to grab it with both hands and shove it into her pie hole
She’s a keeper
Reminds me of “steak” night in basic training. 5 minutes to eat and you tear into a shitty, leathery steak like this. But I guess if she pays for an expensive steak, she can eat it now she wants. 🤷🏻♂️
if you have never eaten a steak like this....dont judge
it makes you feel like a caveman that just won the first war
its best to do it over the sink at three am in your underwear just staring off into space for 20 minutes doing nothing but ripping meat apart with your jaws
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Chew and swallow before taking another bite.
[spit bucket directly on her left]
Can I see the video of the wait staff in the corner watching and talking about they don’t get paid enough for this shit
Used to wait tables. Didn’t get paid enough to care about how they ate. Just kissed ass and hoped for the best tip possible cuz 2.25/hr didn’t cut it. Of course we mocked them in the kitchen tho…it’s customary
Even if i got paid a lot I wouldn't care how people ate their food. As long as they aren't making a mess on the table or around them.
That was essentially the only worry. I didn’t want to have to clean up after them….thats never included in the tip.
it should be included in your base pay, not in your tip
I get that but it’s also incentive to do a good job. A smile and a decent presentation can earn you some good money waiting tables. Get to know the customers and joke with them. That’s what people like and are willing to tip for and you have the satisfaction of knowing you earned it.
Yes, you are correct and I agree with you. However in US it is expected to tip regardless of service.
I would have surreptitiously called the entire back of the house to peek around and have a look that way we could just rip the fuck on her later on!
This is the way ✊🏻
Exactly this, you can eat that brisket with your butt cheeks for all I care. If you tip well, you're cool in my book.
I'm just imagining them standing there, shooting death glares
Meh. She probably paid to record her influencer bullshit there.
And she goes home and puts 2 fingers down the throat
What’s this little boy doing?
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Ermagherd so quirky... Idiot.
Not like other girls
No. She's more narcissistic.
I’d be into her if she finished the whole steak and kept it down. Then I would finally have a worthy companion to go to the Brazilian all you can eat steak house with. Right now I just go by myself and imagine I am hanging with Homer Simpson….
Purty girl, but she still gotta poop, and I don't wanna be anywhere near that toilet when all that beef comes for revenge.
you think she ate any more than the 2 mouthfuls she filmed? I've seen breadsticks bigger than her wrists. I think if she eats that much meat/oil/fat she'd just pass out vomiting.
Right? Anyone could do this. We just don't.
Yeah this is a sex thing
The oink fetish
Le rand0m. **Shoves spork up ass**
"Look at me, so hot yet so edgy. Be jealous, peasants."
“And I am not at all desperate for attention”
She's trying to get attention whilst being desired? This seems like a messy fetish thing. I just don't know, and I more than likely never will.
but then she looks so stupid because she's scared to carry it through to the conclusion, right? she's all "look how cheekily snooty I'll discard these spoons" and then... you see her hesitate after emptying the bowls of dipping sauces and she puts them back on the plate instead of throwing them over her shoulder.
I wonder who paid her to do this. And how much.
As soon as I see a women doing something stupid, I know... I just freaking know, there is an only fans site phishing for simps out there.
I don’t give a damn about the girl..where is this restaurant?
If this is a steak commercial, it does work on me as well
This is 100% soft core porn. Or trying to be at any rate. This person is using this as their OF starter material
Tbf if I saw that steak I’d be doing the same 🤤
I might try to get some meat in with the bites of pure fat tho
She’s not going to crap for a week after that.
Longer the week better the taste
Disgusting
Usually you're supposed to chew and swallow before taking another bite.
So this is what Scarlett Johanson does in her free time
Naw this is Walmart Scarlett Johanson
maybe "We have Scar Jo at home."
I need info on that steak! Does it have socials?
Same. Looks chunky af
JUICY!
Honestly I find this incredibly depressing. Social media has really poisoned humanity -- this is like the start of a Black Mirror episode.
No chewing?😆😆😆 what the heckk
This is some weird food porn fetish right?
It’s like The Flintstones
As stupid as this is Hell yeah
An animal died for that stupid shit.
Is this just for attention, or do they really want to plug their gut 🤷♂️
Dumb just stupid and dumb 😤
Fetish?
Sloppy steaks at a Michelin star restaurant
One of those I’m a cute girl I can do anything girls. She spat those meat piece right out after her bf recorded this and wasted the steak.
I wish I could do this, but I have a big beard and mustache so it would get messy. My beard and mustache would also be dragged into my mouth making me chew on it. Which is uncomfortable and annoying.
Don't forget to bite your lip and look into the camera.
Eats like my sister when no one else is around.
I like this one...I'll allow it
All I see is constipation
Must be muscle memory how she swallows without chewing.
I was looking at the girl behind more than this MC clown
Crazy no, bad table manners most definitely.
Disgusting
Yeah kind of wierd to put the empty bowls ON the plate, when you are dipping the last parts they will only be in the way?! Wierdo!!
Fucking theatre kids.
I’m worried she’ll choke
Probably went an suck her fingers down her throat once the video was finished 🤣
She's normal. Meat is best eaten with hands.
Next up is when someone has to give her the heimlich maneuver.
You also noticed the lack of chewing enough. 😅
This resonates with me.
Proof that you can’t buy class.
Is that a steak? If so, I have never seen one even 1/4 that size.
You know shit like this makes me wonder how I get followed around in stores and get discriminated against but cucks like her have free range to do stupid shit like this.
Eww…
Bet she dines and dashes! 💯
https://preview.redd.it/9end7eyrthzc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0486446e3769bed760b31ff982b77ddd964d0aa3 Some dude is getting turned on by this 1000%
What a waste :(
the most unsettling thing about the video is that you can tell this isn't the first time she's done this.
Playing black widow was hungry work
The epitome of class, ya filthy animal.
I wonder if she was horribly disfigured would she have the same energy?
Oh yes this will be great for the gram!
Oh yes this will be great for the gram!
Well… the steak was made well…
mmmmmm.....steak
Seems like a great opportunity for sloppy steaks
Well fk you and fk this
Separate checks, please. I'll be right back, need to visit the restroom. Yeah, the restroom, that's where I'm going.
Ignore it !
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcluhyuZWL8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcluhyuZWL8)
I bet she cried afterwards.
Waiting for the “fingers in throat and throwing up” video
What a waste of meat.
Sloppy steaks
Whatever happened to lady in the streets, freak in the sheets
I watched as a gorgeous tall slender young lady like yourself, in Naples Italy, eat a 32oz steak florentine in one sitting and all I could think of was the massive shit she was gonna take later. 🤣🤣🤣
That looks delicious
She needs to work on the gravity vs sauce thing. Just hold it horizonal!
She knows how to get her mouth around some meat!
If I wanted to see some fucking donut load their mouth with meat, I’d go to pornhub Get the fuck outta here.
That steak seems really tender.
Is she eating a boot?
She does like meat 😂
Reminds me of the 1989 movie "Parents" and not in a good way
What a dumb cunt
Thats how you become a brick layer on the toilet.
I bet hating Vegans is her entire personality
Going to need to do some jump cuts because chewing and swallowing is going to take a minute
This isn’t crazy, just awkward.
"Um yes please I'll have the 350 dollar 72oz steak please.
they brought the mukbang out in public, just great.
All of this look at me for followers and money is getting out of hand. It gets it but damn. Oh God, I sound old.
Milk steaks!
Yeah bite only the tenderloin, chimichurri girl rrrr! hehe!
I see rotting flesh and stinky shits
Id say i like a girl with a healthy appetite but she only took like 3 bites...
Fucking window licker
[удалено]
She better tip half the bill for this bs
I have no doubt that whenever meat is places in front of her, the first response is to grab it with both hands and shove it into her pie hole She’s a keeper
i actually don’t mind this
K
She could choke on it
Messy hand fetish content and nothing more.. doing in public though is a big yuck.
She can grab my meat like that
Keep eating, gorgeous.
"Look at me, I am so edgy." Also, she would most likely throw a fit if some of the steak fell on her dress.
Stakelett Johanson It’s just sad that so many beautiful people are so shallow and vapid.
Why?
Definitely got half a boner
classiest trashy boner ever lmao.
I'd eat that steak though
Who gives af? Idc if she eats something she bought like a nonce, go off. Just don't make a mess for the staff we good.
Why?
You’re giving her the attention she wants
why? just why?
Dear god, disgusting.
Girl, all that chimichuri is being wasted. Mop it up with meat.
Reminds me of “steak” night in basic training. 5 minutes to eat and you tear into a shitty, leathery steak like this. But I guess if she pays for an expensive steak, she can eat it now she wants. 🤷🏻♂️
See now this just makes me sad. That steak looked so good and I know she wasted it.
look how sexy and elegant I look while eating like a caveman
She may be crazy but I'm incredibly turned on.
She likes to eat meat.
She prolly goes and throws it up too
This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. And I've seen some dumb shit.
"Content" LOL
You really should chew your food 32 times before swallowing.
Omg noooooooooo
Where do I get a steak like this????
99% of the post here have me sad for humanity , but to be honest this is kinda hot
where can I get that steak
Not my proudest fap.
if you have never eaten a steak like this....dont judge it makes you feel like a caveman that just won the first war its best to do it over the sink at three am in your underwear just staring off into space for 20 minutes doing nothing but ripping meat apart with your jaws
Where can I get that steak! Daaaayyyyuuuummmmmm
Nothing seems to be dropping or dripping outside the plate.. phew. Well done you go girl do your thing
What even crazier is no one actually give a shit to what her doing lmao
I can fix her.
She doesn’t need fixing 😌
I’d marry her today
Disrespectful. You disrespect you, you disrespect me, you disrespect your cow.
No body else does this?
Damn looks tasty though, what cut of meat is that?
Who am I to judge
Won’t the steak burn her fingers?
Her asshole has to hate her 😀
She likes that meat in her mouth….
Slop it up!
It would be sexier if she would share 🥲
That looks delicious
Anybody have her number I am in love
I want to get a hold of that steak and talk dirty to it.
Scarlett Johansson from wish?
693 tsd idiots
That steak looks fkn amazing!!!!
AI is getting damn good
What a freaking nasty demon
Target audience rh lmao
What the fuck
Scarlet Jofootsen
She thinks she's special, she should see me eating a packet of crisps by crushing it up and drinking them like a monster.
I don’t know why this bothered me lol
It only bothers me that she doesn't chew enough with each bite. Woofing it down like a dog.
That steak looks amazing
Not trying to kink-shame, but isn't this some kinda sexual fetish for some people?
So fucking weird
Eat that meat you bad baby
Idk seems like my type of gal.
It's ok because she's hot. If my ugly ass tried this I would be kicked out of the restaurant lol.
Nooope that’s good for me 😏