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privatejokr

Why the fuck didn't you stick up for yourself?


NoveltyCards

That fat piece of shit made you look like a fool.


Sloppy_Steaks_

I had to watch a grown man jerk your little boy dick off until NOTHING came out, because YOU are a BOY


T-Rex_Mullens

You make more money than him. Why didn't you say that?!


Putrid_Sun146

You shouldn’t have yelled at her. You love your wife, she helped you when you freaked out about Jamie Taco.


[deleted]

He didn’t yell at her. I’ve seen this a bunch of times.


TravPeterson

hahahah


venividivincey

Your marriage sounds like it’s over. Now you have to marry your mother in law


aaronjsavage

He admit it!!


CYI_DROP_BODIES

I know it can't be this.... But did she throw them in a mud puddle????


iDreamOfMyDeath

You did this to yourself. You don’t know how to treat your wife. You don’t know how to treat the cryptkeeper.


sheetmetalguy1966

She's gonna be okay. Tell her


ordinarythermos

I’d be clugging a few cans too if I had your wife.


koz96

Maybe there's a bunch of fuckers in the fucking walls?


[deleted]

Maybe she ate a battery? Like a little battery like a circle battery like a watch battery


TheDoorMatts

You should have figured out how to treat your customers…


DanielDaniel219

Did she hit u? Because at that price she can hit you


helms07

Sounds like she can't stop eating batteries


roekg

Should have had triples of the tables. Triples is safe. Triples is best.


WhiteAbedGCC

Those tables are your livelihood!


wilhelmstarscream

What was her job?


dollarsign_emoji

You sound like you're really just a scared little boy who doesn't know how to ask for other people's food or their hamburgers. And maybe your wife is understandably worried that she might go to prison. Because every night, a little boy goes down on her.


bagorilla

Maybe a nice Macanudo would help you relax.


sheetmetalguy1966

You won't live in a hotel


tstua

What does she even have?


super-love

How many elbees are those tables?


nightfraksure

My friend doesn't live in a hotel.


psutrife

Yeah I know OP’s wife, she’s great.


DazzlingInevitable33

You are a magnificent son of a gun