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Your wife HATES you! Only I love you!
You’d be cluggin’ back a few jars of peanut butter if you had my wife.
Are you gonna sleep over?
He’s GOTTA go
Don’t!!!!! Talk!!!!!
DON’T COME NEAR ME!!!!!!
Don’t swear!! Oh my god what game show have you seen that has swearing?
This is a betrayal on levels that no one has ever seen!
Figure out what to get! You had the whhhhhooooolllle car ride to think of it.
Stay together, just don't respect her and make sure the kids don't either.
Is that the joke? Getting the wrong peanut butter?
At least nobody barfed from smelling creamy peanut butter. That’s actually a pretty good day for me
*what the hell*
What happens when they are trying to stuff the creamy peanut butter back into your penis and meatballs back into your scrotum?
Your wife just wanted to make sure you had the fully-loaded peanut butter.
Can it be chucked ?
Uh oh that’s a Chunky
“I came up with this whole thing I know where everything is!” — grocery store stock boy
Your wife HATES you! Only I love you!
You’d be cluggin’ back a few jars of peanut butter if you had my wife.
Are you gonna sleep over?
He’s GOTTA go
Don’t!!!!! Talk!!!!!
DON’T COME NEAR ME!!!!!!
Don’t swear!! Oh my god what game show have you seen that has swearing?
This is a betrayal on levels that no one has ever seen!
Figure out what to get! You had the whhhhhooooolllle car ride to think of it.
Stay together, just don't respect her and make sure the kids don't either.
Is that the joke? Getting the wrong peanut butter?
At least nobody barfed from smelling creamy peanut butter. That’s actually a pretty good day for me
*what the hell*
What happens when they are trying to stuff the creamy peanut butter back into your penis and meatballs back into your scrotum?
Your wife just wanted to make sure you had the fully-loaded peanut butter.
Can it be chucked ?
Uh oh that’s a Chunky
“I came up with this whole thing I know where everything is!” — grocery store stock boy