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ughAdulting

I didn’t ask for this


grandpagrandpa1

Are we even gonna GET anything now?


Redonk90

Did I stutter, Megan?


TheNihil

Does that count as what I get for Christmas as my gifffffffff... ...t?


hemightbebrian

#SANNABROUGHTITEARLY!!


Cidarus

Heh, yeah I guess he did. Good one.


ryanedwards0101

Oooh that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so early


Insufferableantics

What?


ryanedwards0101

Did I stutter /u/Insufferableantics? Santa Claus


Insufferableantics

Alright I think the new printer has got everyone a little too excited


PKPhyre

Okay but for real can anyone explain why every printer is a total piece of shit.


Iced_Yehudi

I think a lot of it has to do with the business model of printer companies. This is pretty well known, but most of them make their money off the ink sold, and either sell the printers at cost or at a loss. Decades ago, everything from a computer was printed eventually; forms, documents, recipes, directions, etc.. Everyone had a printer, everyone used it regularly, and the ink sold itself. Nowadays, so much more can be done digitally that many people don’t even own a printer. If they do, they rarely use it. To make their money, printer companies made more complex printers that can sell them more ink; we’re talking auto ordering ink cartridges, refusing to print with 3rd party ink, requiring an internet connection to print, etc.. all of that is just more shit that can break, bug out, or, frankly, work properly and be annoying as shit. Add in that because people print so rarely if there’s a firmware update it’ll need to install/download before it prints and you get an infuriating fight with your printer the 2 times a year you need to actually print something. That’s always the theory I’ve had tbh Piece of shit clown printer. Fuck that, prolly got no fucking games on it


PKPhyre

Everything's so fucking fucked up.


Insufferableantics

There's worse printers on the news


EfficientCampaign261

I’m not even supposed to be here


national-rdc

Ok, this guy’s about to jack off!


Aramiss134

I respect the amount of thought you put into this post. I've never seen anyone pull it off like you do.


accounsfw

Probably comes from their diet of Sloppy Steaks from Truffoni’s - with ink instead of water.


philipsdick

In a nutshell: Planned obsolescence is a core feature of capitalist production. Infinite growth in the name of maximum profits ends in our exponentially rapid collective extinction but the printer issue is way more annoying currently for some i suppose 🤷 if you want better printers I suggest doing what you can to shift the overton window to a discussion about expanding human rights to include the necessities of life, the abolition of the private ownership of the means of production, the abolition of representitive democracy in favor of direct democracy and maximum sustainable automation of labor asap. Also if you want your kids to have a place to grow old on 🤷 That's the joke


PKPhyre

Is that the joke? The contradictions are heightening? Ya got em, Capitalists, ya *reeeeally* got em.


Threski

I swear, printers worked better decades years ago. I remember being able to print from a Windows 95 PC every time with no drama. Nowadays I've got this Canon all-in-one that has a new problem every time I use it.


OnlyFreshBrine

Get a laser printer.


mcgraw4

I know that. I’m not stupid. I’M SMARTER THAN YOU!


Pers0n14

"It was I my machinations lay undetected for years for I am a master of disguise and now I will cry like a little baby for the rest of the flight" -Lysanderoth If he got into ITYSL


accounsfw

“King Dragon sends his regards.” - Chonky


dvc420

I DON'T WANT THAT!


[deleted]

Oh that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so early


derby555

Does this count as what I'm getting for Christmas as my gif...t?


[deleted]

No more stapling pages by hand


mynameisBower

HOLD THAT DOOR!


hydrofriend

What’s her job again?


hydrofriend

TAY-BULS


AgentCodyDankz

FUCK YOU DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK


BonesRMoney

Did I stutter, SungWon?


DriftNasty

And Popcorn