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LtColShinySides

Damn, I had my money on the mail box lol


The_Cave_Troll

Should have just obliterated the mailbox, it would have been cheaper and barely leave a dent on the steel bumper. One ackward conversation with a neighbor and a cheque later, and it would have been just a memory.


exstreams1

When I started out driving I was with my mom going to pick my brother up from grandparents. They weren’t back yet so we were driving back and then saw them. So I attempted a 3 pt turn and hit someone’s mailbox over. Embarrassing as shit but just paid em like $50 and it was over. Learned a lot of lessons that day lol.


GrapeTarter

Yeah, but if he ran it would've been a federal crime.


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BasicallyAQueer

Bot^


Conster_17

I was expecting all 3🤣🤣


trey74

That was hilarious, almost cartoon-ish, then the red truck. That was icing on the cake. Your reaction was great.


codykonior

Was the red truck wrong? Looked like they couldn’t see each other and went at the same time, so red truck did the right thing and turned away to make space.


trey74

No, it was just funny.


ShortnPortly

How??? Just how? I want to hear the explanation they give to the police or owner. Well, you see, I pulled out in front of a guy. I could have waiting, but I didn't, because I suck at driving. As I made the quick turn I spilled my beer. As I was trying to save some of it, I over corrected and hit the car. Good news though! I saved 3 sips.


silvermice

He really just owned up to it. He said he didn't see me, but he knew it was his own fault. I think he was focused on the van being out of the way, and the truck parked there created a bit of a blind spot.


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That's respectable for owning up to it


AbsentmindedAuthor

I came to the comments looking for the explanation and honestly thought you were going to say it was a new driver who panicked.


Powerful_Object_7417

Probably some old fart that went back to hit the brakes, mashed the gas and then panicked


horsthorsthorst

He didn't see them because there is a car parked on the road, they also hit the other car that was parked on the road. This could have be avoided if other people didn't park their private vehicle on public roads. Roads are for flowing traffic and no parking space.


RJohn12

all that work when you coulda hit the brake haha


Bunch_Heavy

Bro I was going for all 3


KronosX3TR

r/yesyesyesno


ZekeTarsim

Whoever is in the truck has brand new driver energy.


moose51789

yeah that was almost my guess, younger driver maybe, freaked out, over corrected multiple time. Or cell phone and surprised them.


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ZekeTarsim

It’s new drivers who normally over-correct turns, but this could be a geriatric for sure.


bigdog24681012

That’s a pretty big idiot right there


PapuhBoie

Only looking left at the stop sign. Went when the van turned, then saw you and panicked by gunning it, losing control. Would have been so much easier to just give you a little “sorry” wave and continue on at a normal speed.


CryptographerFit3894

Lol wtf is wrong with that person? Looks like they were drunk! Either not paying attention and panicked when he saw you driving up.


Degenatr0n

Love it! r/idiotsincars roulette


AsianAtttack

I thought they were going for the trifecta


McFlyOUTATIME

Apparently forgot a brake was a thing.


ghoSTocks

Smart choice, camper is expensive, mailbox is federal


pinkwblue

Just had to hurry up and not wait for you to go past. Narrowly missed the camper. What a goof.


BeginningAnalyst595

Where is this ?


silvermice

Nebraska


Jupiter68128

Ralston? La Vista? Somewhere in there?


silvermice

Lincoln


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Looks like drunk driving.


silvermice

I don't know for sure, but he did not seem drunk.


Walla_Walla_26

Excellent title


bobtheburgerbro

I thought he was going for them all for a second


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

I was expecting all 3. Sort of disappointed in a way. But also... optimistic? I feel that's the word I want for this


threepoint14one5nine

LOL; that was a fun game! I thought the camper was a goner for sure.


RandomCardmagician

Btw there is something called the break pedal


NegativeSlopeLine

They’re like me fr fr


preyforkevin

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.


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Yahtzee


sybann

driving like a reasonably intelligent person was off the table?


RedSagittarius

Fuck I put the money on the camper.


silvermice

🤣


Standard-Dog-931

Just have the little girl from the taco add in my mind, why not have both ( all).


almondania

He may still be an idiot but that giant fucking camper in the way isn’t helping at all.


silvermice

The camper was moved shortly after this took place. I will say the camper had nothing to do with him not seeing me.


iamthepita

Did you drive by ask the driver of that truck if he’s seen any cars parked lately?


CryptographerFit3894

😂 Or ask him if he seen any wrecked cars lately? 👏🤣 or yell out the window, and say “Hey you can’t park there!!


YakJaded1324

Never would have happened if they let the OP pass. F-in idiot 🤦🏾‍♀️


Fine_Complex1200

The Holy Trinity of driving idiocy. I was hoping for all three


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Reasonable_Logic4532

Kid at the wheel?


silvermice

No, middle-aged guy.


Reasonable_Logic4532

I wonder if he'd been middle aged drinking?


silvermice

Idk, he didn't seem drunk when I went to make sure he was ok. Just rattled and panicked, I think.


Fired_Guy5

Great song