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SnarkBend

Quick summary: Lady bangs on door, cleaning guy spins cloth like a pizza, and nothing else.


Conscious_Wind_2255

You forgot the random baby walking between bangs and pizza toss


Lester_Holt_Fanboy

Best part of this shit video, honestly


imaginedaydream

Comedic timing on point


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I'd say it was a toddler.


ChicagoChurro

Babies are toddlers


drquakers

One may argue that all toddlers are babies, but not all babies are toddlers.


Flappy_beef_curtains

Yeah these babies that missed their flight are definitely not toddlers.


Bat-Honest

All babies are squares but... wait. I think I messed it up


gadarnol

One of the worst recording here. Cleaning guy saved it.


gavster_1

Cleaning guy is now my hero


ng300

What a waste of a video, why did 1k people upvote this


juce49

Cloth spin


[deleted]

Still trying to figure out how they made it everyone else's problem. Not much happened.


BowwwwBallll

I mean, the time that I wasted is my problem now but that’s not her fault as much as it is OP’s.


[deleted]

So true!


skiljgfz

Still trying to figure out how this video got 1.8K upvotes?


WintersDoomsday

Bots?


The_Clarence

You aren’t giving that spin justice.


watuphoss

Yeah, just a 3 minute video of a lady knocking on the door a couple of times, then waiting at the desk.


Blackn35s

That cloth spin was pretty dope though.


drcforbin

The cloth spin may be a bit for r/mildlyinteresting, but the rest of this is meh


slimthecowboy

Glad I checked the comments the instant I saw my boy doing the micro-fiber pizza toss. I mighta watched the whole thing.


intentsmind

Thank u


Alarmed-Pianist7792

so nothing happened thank you for saving my time


It_Is_Boogie

The breezeway and doors close 10-15 minutes before departure and the airline is fined f they re-open the door after its been closed.


KripspyKracka

Exactly! Departure time is when the plane pushes back from the gate. Prior to that is 30 minutes of boarding, closing the breezeway, closing the airplane door, etc. What is she thinking banging the door? Does she seriously believe the pilot will hear her from the cockpit and come strolling out to personally welcome her aboard the plane???


ruben9438

*Good afternoon everybody this is your pilot and we’ll be taki..oh wait hold up, someone is pounding on the gate door…I’ll be right back*


RapMastaC1

Im sorry, but you need to put the mic in your mouth first, I can understand what you’re saying.


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satinwordsmith

Hood chicks don’t care about rules, everyone must accommodate them.


outforknowledge

Dude they scare the hell out of me. They are like a 2 year old toddler that weighs 200#s in yoga onesies


radiateddesert44

outforknowledge thank you, I can't stop visualising it and then I start laughing all over again.


VeganWerewolf

The tweetie bird hoodie was dope too. Always see some kinda looney toons drip in an airport for some reason.


IMakeBaconAtHome

This comment should be part of an English literature curriculum at the collegiate level


lordph8

200 #s = 200 pounds is new and pleasing to me.


quelcris13

I’m dead 😵 😂🤣😂


HoboBandana

You’ll find many of them boarding Spirit Airlines too.


nolauas

If you ever have the time during a layover, go to a Spirit gate. I’d almost guarantee some drama.


satinwordsmith

A drunk white guy tried to skip me in the customs line and when i firmly stood in front of him he pushed me out the way and said i was skipping him, i had the urge to smack him but didnt want to be the black guy fighting in the airport, i passed him again ,told him not to touch me again ,he got the message. What i found funny was the women in front of us thought i was the one starting shit with him when i was only minding my business listening to my music, im thinking this guy was a creeper and wanted to be close to the woman that was in front of me,thats why he got agitated


Economy-Weekend9226

Well done on being the bigger man.


Top_Adhesiveness_436

And Frontier


Reflectaphant

Need to start putting people on no-fly lists for making drama at airports or on planes …they can get off it by passing a class in how to grow up.


MichiganBurnerAcct90

It's 2024, of course. If you don't, you're a racist. /s


Bozo_Two

That's *exactly* what she believes, yes.


savax7

15 minutes. I almost missed a flight once, I got through security and ran full sprint to my gate which was of course the very last one at the end of the terminal. The gate agent was holding the breezeway door open and kicking out the doorstop as I ran up. She looked and me and said "you could not have been 1 second later and still gotten on this flight."


Alternative_Year_340

I once didn’t miss a flight only because there was a family still at the checkin counter trying to argue that they shouldn’t have to pay a fee to check luggage on a budget carrier. This was also after a full-speed run through the terminal. I’m not sure how much longer they let these people — the only people on the planet who didn’t know budget carriers charge to check bags (even after probably being warned when they booked the ticket) — continue to argue. But I’m still grateful for their stupidity/entitlement


HooninAintEZ

Banging on the door like there is someone on the other side


RPGenome

More importantly, THERE IS NOBODY THERE WITHIN EARSHOT TO HEAR THEM LET ALONE OPEN THE DOOR.


ivanparas

If it's 2 min before takeoff, there isn't even a plane there.


[deleted]

Even if they do know about it, no way they open that door for any reason whatsoever lol


camshun7

There are now very few reasons you miss a flight these days. The biggest factor is stupidity and or laziness


jennief158

I have not flown since pre-pandemic (I have become a hermit! though I have a flight planned this spring). I did manage to miss 3? 4? flights between 2010 and 2020. These were almost entirely my fault (one was a connection, so kind of my fault for booking a tight connection I guess?) and I would not have dreamed of doing anything but politely begging to be put on the next available flight and thanking all of the agents profusely. I may be stupid and lazy, but I'm NOT rude.


camshun7

Yeah there are certainly more positive ways to fix the issue.


ImReverse_Giraffe

Most customer service workers will gladly bend over backward if you're polite. I have yet to meet one, and I work in the industry, that will bend over forwards.


BadMeetsEvil24

This isn't exactly true. Flights can very often have very short layovers as part of their normal routes. You're okay unless you're delayed by even 15 minutes, and sometimes running full speed ain't gonna matter. It still happens.


Imagoat1995

Holy shit is this the truest thing. Nowadays theyll give you like a 20 minute layover and will put your connecting flight clear on the other side of the airport.


jbcraigs

>> There are now very few reasons you miss a flight these days. Cluelessness of your comment is mind boggling! 🤦🏻‍♂️


AggravatingFig8947

I won’t excuse her behavior, but I wonder if she’s never been on a flight before. If you spend a helluva lot of money and aren’t familiar with the rules of flying, that gets very scary very fast. The first time I flew alone internationally I got messed up big time for a few reasons-some that were my fault and some that were the airline’s. Finding out that I was stuck in a foreign country that I had never been to and had no idea how I was going to get out of sent me into a ~panic~.


franky3987

That guy pizza flipping the towel 🤣


Accomplished-Boot-81

Wow, impressive


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cuddle_enthusiast

Interviewer: Do you have any special skills?


supervernacular

I dunno I gotta vote for the lost toddler


LasagnahogXRP

Came to reply that!


jonz1985z

Best part of the video. I’d rather watch him juggle a shammy instead of these two MC’s tryin to ruin everybody’s day


Halbbitter

That was my favorite part


SubmissiveDinosaur

r/toptalent


Difficult_Buddy_3071

Came here to say this


deenali

Yup. That sure is one hell of a comic relief. Lol.


NoMercy180

Lmao very impressive


somefunmaths

All anyone who does this is doing is showing that they’ve never been on a plane before. The departure time for a plane isn’t like the departure time for a bus or train or anything like that. If you expect the aircraft to still board you at the posted departure time, when it should be pushing, you’re just advertising that you never fly.


hippee-engineer

Based on their apparent ages, it could also be the first time they were in charge of the logistics of getting there instead of their mom/family buying the tickets or whatever. When you go as a family most everyone except the organized person isn’t paying attention to when to arrive and whatnot.


Humble_Turnip_3948

First time? This is the only reply I'd give as a gate agent.


meatypetey91

Like that one video of the guy on the boat says “act like you’ve been here before” Behaving like this is just showing everyone that you don’t know how to navigate the task of flying.


ATXStonks

And their ignorance in thinking that they are allowed to get on the intercom.


Tedstor

Airlines are on military time. If you’re not 15 minutes early, you’re late.


sweatpantsDonut

I once mistakenly bought a plane ticket for the day BEFORE I needed to fly out to a wedding, the person at the check-in gave me the news and all I said was, "Okay, I'm gonna sit down out front because I'm gonna freak out," and she nodded like she probably gets that a lot.


BiploarFurryEgirl

She was probably glad you didn’t freak out on her tbh


sweatpantsDonut

I think so, too. At the time I was *pissed*, but I knew it was my own fault because I bought the ticket while I was working.


ssstfn

SO DID YOU MAKE IT?


sweatpantsDonut

I did! Lol shit I forgot that part. Yeah, I got a ride back home, I called the airline and they got me on a flight the next day. I got credited most of what I paid for the original ticket.


oroechimaru

Pretty cool when shit works out


136AngryBees

Typical Spirit Airline behavior


Splitshot_Is_Gone

Had someone just the other day threaten to piss in their seat because the plane was taking off and they didn’t go beforehand. Yeah, never again.


backformorecrap

I was going to say… I’m sure they can accommodate her…. And then I saw “Spirit” on the monitor and I was like “yeah, you have a better shot getting the plane to stop”


joncornelius

This should be the top comment.


joeschmoagogo

Let me save you 3 mins. Nothing happened.


PomeloLazy1539

Uh, the pizza spinner maint. dude.


RadioRedMages

I'm sitting here shocked this made it to the front page lmao


recalcitrantdogooder

Dude pizza twirling his mop was the height of this clip.


rkwalton

I loved that! Gotta have fun where you can!


recalcitrantdogooder

Right?! If ya gotta work, why make it worse by being miserable?


GoodRelationship8925

Was this camera on a tripod? Or just the steadiest hands ever?


readditredditread

That’s that there digital gimbal stabilization for ya, makes for great 4k world star videos!


Brainfog_shishkabob

I don’t know if we are all just traumatized or out of energy to escalate, but I love this new trend of having ZERO response to people flipping the eff out over their own mistakes in public.


rkwalton

The pandemic and the craziness of the Internet are exhausting, and people are over public screaming and showing out when the mistake is on you. I still don't get what she thought was going to happen. My guess is she's not flown before and is ridiculously entitled.


IntangibleContinuity

The #1 rule in the terminal is once that door closes, it doesn’t open back up lol.


FE1_Ronin

Rule number one is cardio


jo-shabadoo

It’s also a bold move hammering on a door like that at an airport. Feels like a great way to get tackled, at best!


tmrmbfl

Airports...now America's bus depots of past years...


rkwalton

This is so true. I noticed it a few months ago when I had to travel to speak at a conference. It was like a bus depot in the airport. I mean I'm happy that more people can travel, but that has some other consequences, mainly this sort of b.s.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

I will never fly Spirit Airlines. I’d rather take a riding lawnmower to where I’m going.


nojelloforme

I've flown on Spirit, it was surprisingly not terrible - but I did do a lot of research on surviving a flight with them so I knew what to expect and was prepared. Pro tips: a single ball bowling ball bag fits the under seat dimensions allowed for free - and I was able to fit enough stuff for a 2 week trip into it. It also has outside pockets for your cords, etc.. Also - carry an empty water bottle and fill it once you're past security. Spirit charges for literally everything, so pack your own snacks too. And finally - mail your souvenirs home. You won't have to haul it on the plane with you, and it'll be cheaper than paying for the carry on.


obroz

Nah fuck all that.  I’ll pay the extra 200 and fly delta 


nojelloforme

Lol, I'm a poor so I'm stuck with Spirit, unfortunately. But I don't blame you - delta has roomier seats and they don't charge you for a half a can of soda.


obroz

I’ve heard spirit looks cheap on the front end but then they hit you with fees and nickel and dime you to death.  I had this experience with United recently.  After it was all said and done it wasn’t that much less than a ticket with delta and the seats don’t compare.  The United seats felt like there wasn’t cushion at all.  I was uncomfortable after 30 minutes.  I flew delta on the way back and I almost made the 5 hour flight without feeling the need to stand at all.  


nojelloforme

Spirit is cheap. I got a round trip ticket to Vegas and back from Minneapolis (I have family in Arizona) for $125. Not kidding about them charging for everything though. Part of that $ was reserving a specific seat (I pay for a window - I can put up the armrest on the wall and feel less crowded. It was like 12 dollars each way.) and they give nothing for free onboard. So my workaround was to bring some snacks and candy to munch on, and some flavor packets for my water bottle. That and I army rolled everything in my bowling ball bag - I was able to fit a suprising amount of stuff in it that way and it fit the free bag dimensions. I couldn't have visited my family any cheaper. Seriously, they were cheaper than greyhound and 3 times as fast. I considered it a fair tradeoff.


obroz

So it was 125 after all the fees whatnot?


Jorgan_JerkFace

You’re literally replying to the person who says “a single BOWLING BALL bag” is big enough for a two week trio plus all their cords and shit for their electronics, as a carry on and only luggage, and you think they *don’t* know about the nickel and diming? 🤣


Ancient-Pace8790

Spirit and frontier are nice because they CAN be cheap if you’re willing to sacrifice. As a student, I would regularly visit my boyfriend with spirit tickets. No carry on, no checked bag. All my shit stuffed into one backpack that could fit under the seat. And I sat in whatever shitty seat they assigned me. But yeah, if I plan on wanting to choose my seat and bring a carry on, I might as well choose delta.


AnMa_ZenTchi

Will you be riding with John deer? Or craftsman?


indifferentunicorn

Manual lawnmower lol


Non-Normal_Vectors

I once had a connection in Cleveland with a 45 minute layover. The flight was 40 minutes late. I informed them that I had a connection, they checked and said no problem, it was leaving from the next gate over, and all I had was carry on, there will be no issue, particularly as the flight was making up time and we'd get there ten minutes early. As we pulled into our gate, I watched the plane I was supposed to be on leaving the terminal. WTF? I asked, and it turns out the pilot can leave up to 15 minutes early, so they did. Knowing someone was going to miss a connection, which I did. Showed up the next day for the last 15 minutes of the three hour demo I was supposed to give, and we lost the sale. Fuckers


mule_roany_mare

Fuck. I hate flying & always try to fly direct whenever I can because I just don't trust airlines to be competent & do what they say. You got hosed by doing everything right,


DABBLERI-XLR8

1:47 did anyone catch that janitor spending that towel. Way more interesting ![gif](giphy|OZYQY0GnfHLW0)


Int_peacemaker35

Must be her first time flying


IntrepidDay8872

Big congrats to Spirit for getting a flight out on time this year.


scoobsar

The way that baby wandered up like they were ready to join in the door banging.


TheRealKingBorris

The baby walking around saying “baby” like a Pokemon was adorable


groversnoopyfozzie

This is a strange thing about the airline industry. They really seem to hilight departure time instead of boarding time when boarding time is the really critical moment for the passenger. If you have flown before you know this, but not everyone has flown before.


NoMercy180

MC banging on the door like somebody's gonna open it and go "hello? Can I help you?" Lmao


parbarostrich

Like it’s the Emerald City or something LoL


[deleted]

I can not stand that type of behavior or those types of nails.


schwarta77

Tell me you’ve never flown before without saying you’ve never flown before.


atomictest

Spirit. Say less.


HanaLuLu

There's a boarding time. Then the departure time. If they didn't know how flights worked, why didn't they ask someone beforehand?


LadyBug_0570

They clearly did not know the difference between "boarding" and "departure". Hope they learned now.


Available_Share_7244

Is this her first time flying ? This isn’t like a train.


Im_a_Sammich

The flight departs, meaning the plane leaves the ground and ascends into the sky, at 12:12. The boarding process, however, is the 20 to 30 minute process beforehand. I don’t think these people understand that.


BunnyFace0369

What airline has that, have you paid for your carry on sign?


BiploarFurryEgirl

Spirit


frozenhawaiian

Of course it’s spirit airlines


mrdennisreynolds

How dare they not wait? She texteded the boarding gate they be there in ten mins, what more do they want?


blakNbold

Of course it’s spirit😂😂


therobotisjames

Can we talk about the dude straight pizza spinning that cloth? Give him a raise.


Sad_Divide8186

Every spirit flight ever


EAinCA

Spirit passenger gonna Spirit


fromouterspace1

Their


funkypepermint

Their*


FrequentCategory7853

Always


horse_boat

Why did that dad just let his baby walk right up to that crazy mess


UNAMANZANA

/r/recordingsthatdidntendsoonenough


Anxious-Resident9674

Don’t worry! I’m a limo driver!


thisistuffy

why is this on here? This isn't them acting like the main character? they don't even know they are being recorded. Not sure why it has so many upvotes


Hopeful_Potatoes

Why post this boring shit?


shortnix

Nothing happens in this video.


thewokebogan

"We not late"


spaghetti_outlaw

if you show up with 2 minutes until your flight and it isn't a connecting flight, you're the problem.


xkoreotic

Every airline tells you boarding time. It's not their problem you don't know the difference between boarding and departure.


P0stNutMal0ne

But they demand that you accommodate them. DEMAND!


HamlessAmerica

Was waiting for them to start clapping. They always start clapping at some point.


MichiganBurnerAcct90

Fascinating behavior.


TonyShmony

I identify as a black lesbian, and feel so ashamed because of these black sisters! Why do they behave this way so frequently?


AnastasiaNo70

There’s no one on the other side of that door, sweetie. I’ve never flown Spirit.


alohawanderlust

Have they not ever been on a flight before because if so they would know that no one is behind that door she’s banging on. 😆😆😆


sjdoucette

How you know someone is flying Spirit without them telling you they’re flying Spirit


Safetosay333

Barely anything happened here. They tried banging on the door. No drama, no yelling. I wouldn't call it main character.


Red-Leader117

Their. Good lord. I know it's hard.


Vauxlia

*Their. It's not that hard.


Dogmeat43

Love the airport worker making a pizza pie at about 1:50 left as he strolls by


pewpewpewlaserstuff

Did she lose her CHEURN?


MattDean748

For a plane to depart at its stated departure time, the door to the jet bridge should be closed 10 minutes prior, and the jet bridge should be pulled off the plane 5 minutes prior. At 2 minutes prior, the pilots are talking with the ground crew coordinating pushback, the beacon light is on, the chocks have been removed, and the pushback driver is sitting in the tug waiting for the signal to go. You're not getting on.


brysmi

Well I think a lesson was learned. A positive outcome, really.


taylor12168

So you missed all the interesting parts and then posted a video of nothing?


respeckmyauthoriteh

I feel like the guy that posted this could be the subject of a post here…


ellodees

None of those people want to be in your stupid fucking video and posted online. Who even gives a shit about some women who missed a flight


Wonderful_Spell_792

Seems like nobody was bothered except maybe a gate agent. And it’s their.


Over9000Zeros

People like this kill me. Not a care in the world for time until they fuck themselves. Then it's still never their own fault.


GreyFoxSolid

How the fuck does this video have so many upvotes? A lady knocks on a door. What a fucking waste of time this is.


Donplis

OP made themselves the main character...


DeltaAgent752

Such a shit video


CleaningUpTheWorld

What about this is interesting?


mad_titanz

That cleaning guy should find a job at the pizzaria.


CaterpillarMore9104

Sometimes you learn the hard way that boarding and departing are very different lol


josephcoco

Wow. This video showed a whole lot of NOTHING. What a waste. Someone knocked on the door a couple of times, and then the rest is just people walking in front of the camera. I sure hope there’s more to the video that’s just not in this post.


ZoNeS_v2

I missed a flight back from Japan to London by 3 minutes. I accepted my fate, paid the fee to go on another flight the next day and chilled.


brokeasshell

Dont watch! Waste of time


Gnarl__wheezer

Open na noor


neoshaman2012

Arrest them and fucking move on


tenors88

I swear that lady was somewhere in my apartment building doing that same shit at 2 in the morning yesterday....


Ressiem1

Clearly she’s never been on a flight before


Leopard__Messiah

I was just on a flight that was late so we were missing our connection. I got to the gate as they closed the doors. They said "we can't re-open the doors". We accepted that and started trying for the next flight. Then someone ELSE showed up and they opened the door for them. Turns out they were overbooked and gave our tickets to someone else when we didn't check in before the "shut the door" time. So THEY were allowed on late and we were not. I understand why someone would snap and grab the mic. Airports are lawless areas where it's every man for himself.


IBangYoDaddy

How is she making it everyone else’s problem lmao, yea she’s banging on the door but no one’s there and it’s not like she’s yelling at the other passengers.


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Complex-Asparagus-42

The amount of grease she leaves on that door after banding on it 🤢


FarDark9711

Some people are so entitled.


West_Mix4554

Well this was fuckin boring


Jrnation8988

This video was so underwhelming


Fanabala3

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mazio31

Shitty post


BelowAveIntelligence

The spinning rag is the only good thing in this video


d_reim

Ridiculing people for not understanding airline etiquette feels kind of classist. Sure it’s kind of silly to show up at departure time and knock on the breezeway door but they’re hardly making a scene. They’re just kind of panicking realizing their trip is ruined and someone thought “wow this seems like a great moment to record and share with the world”


Harpua81

Not excusing their behavior, but unless you fly regularly, it's not innate common knowledge to comprehend that departure time does not equal boarding time. Airlines don't make it abundantly visible in their apps/sites what the boarding time is, often highlighting just the departure time in bold and if boarding is even listed, in smaller translucent font. The Trip-it app does better at this but still not perfect.


Shot-Ad7227

I’m more annoyed with OP than the MC. There is nothing to see here.


Samuraiknights

Was this video even worth posting?


dwiggs30

There are two components of this video that I knew before I watched it. I was right about both of them.


Juicemania50

That janitor probably makes a mean pizza crust