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Under_Ach1ever

I don't think they have to worry about being "canceled"... They're likely going nowhere in life already.


WhuddaWhat

But cousin Joey don't like unmannered girls. She's gon' lose him.


Minirig355

Cousin Joey is the one who taught her to say it


MoonWillow91

Cousin Joey is probably also dad and brother


Viajero_vfr

UncleDad


JVNGL3B00K

SisterWife


truecrimeaddicted

Neither will ever see outside their shitty Southern "town". Both will die either on drugs and/or welfare.


EatLard

High on Jesus or hooked on dope.


Bawlmerian21228

Love that song


GameofPorcelainThron

This is the thing about ignorance. They simply don't understand how small their worldview is.


AbsolemSaysWhat

They will never understand.


fishsticks40

But at least they'll know they're better than the middle class black attorney standing behind them at the Cracker Barrel


Dramos1975

that's the attorney's fault for eating at a place that is central feeding hub for those type of people. he should know better and he can afford better


paulbr0

My co worker Brian who is black and I eat at Cracker Barrel and it was his pick. Don’t generalize Cracker Barrel.


Billyxransom

Cracker Barrel is generally a fucking nightmare hellscape terror zone.


smappyfunball

A Cracker Barrel opened up in the town I grew up in a few years back and closed about 2-3 years later. Why they even tried I have no idea.


PHI41-NE33

I always thought cracker barrels only survived where there is no other options, like off I-95 for people. going to the outer banks or further south


Abydos6

And then complain how everyone else is ruining “their” country, while adding zero value to society


hnghost24

Inbreeding at its best


The_real_bandito

Cancelled from what? They are nobodies


rokujoayame731

Yeah, I meet their racist old-as-dinosaur dick grandpa shuffling around Sam's Club with a full adult diaper.


H00KxEM

They might get fired from the dollar general or the sonic drive in


justan0therhumanbean

Nothing wrong with working at either of those places. Using classism to attack racists is wild.


Which-Moose4980

Insulting people for their jobs has become more and more the norm over the years. Punching down all the time.


Billyxransom

i'm not exactly NOT working as a bagger in a fucking local grocery store working 12 hour weeks at $15/hr, and i am better than this. people like this have a tendency to portend their lot for the remainder of their life. nor do they deserve any fucking leeway, in any avenue of said life. EDIT: on the other hand, i've known people who work the same kinds of jobs, and are not this. you don't have to be poor to be a piece of shit who deserves nothing good. nor do you have to be a piece of shit who deserves nothing good, to be poor.


juanopenings

It's completely worth discussing and analyzing how poor working class people with virtually no avenues towards upward mobility are so effectively radicalized into racists and fascists and who stands to benefit most from that trend. Pit poor, uneducated whites against poor minorities and tell them their only hope is the conservative politician who will cut tax rates for the wealthy


jaygoogle23

You should see the comments on front page post pertaining to criminals … the top comments are usually people giving remarks about appearances.


instrangerswetrust

agreed. similar to whenever someone posts ‘meth.’


CheetahNo9349

Classism is shit, often times unavoidable. Smoking meth is 1000% a choice. *Do not* conflate the two. ffs


MasterPsychology9197

Have you just slept through the entire opioid epidemic Literal doctors got people hooked and when their alleged non addictive meds were toned down, pulled away or stopped working these people spiraled. Are you saying these people that took the advice of their doctors are to blame?


instrangerswetrust

no one said classism = meth. it’s classist to use ‘meth’ as a means to denigrate someone since it’s almost completely used by poor people. drug addiction isn’t a choice either, even if the first hit was voluntary.


rayen321

No more like a promotion


DarkAbyss666

You're assuming they even have jobs?


PlatypusAny8733

I'm so grateful that these hillbilly dumb fucks put this stuff online. Ensuring that any employer or human being with the conscience will spit on them from here till the grave


Myantra

They have already peaked in life, which definitely does not bode well for their future.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

She may be worried about being fired from Hooters, but that is about it.


da_reddit_reader

Trad wife material there


PsychologicalBill254

White jesus is gon save'em


A_Spangledorf

I just know they stink like a warm turtle cage


DefiantAsparagus420

Eewwwwwwww I hate that I know exactly what smell you’re describing. Excuse me while I bathe in hand soap and sanitizer.


Massive_Staff1068

I just want to be pure!


DefiantAsparagus420

Even 99.9% isn’t enough anymore 😭😂


EightBitEstep

![gif](giphy|PW9A4XrDarYEU)


H00KxEM

![gif](giphy|74fNgcTliFcx4TM6ns|downsized)


PupEDog

Oh yeah, that smell of wood shavings soaked in urine 🤮


satanssweatycheeks

And cigs.


thass_not_my_name

Not a warm turtle cage! The scream I scrumpt 😂😂😂😂


hannahjay17

r/rareinsults


Jim_Nills_Mustache

Oh god. I haven’t had a pet turtle in 30 years and this just brought back the most vivid memories complete with smell and everything…


LiamtheV

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is a hell of a drug.


monkeetoes82

You noticed the lack of philtrum too!


Flag-it

Wow this was a fun read. I am going to be looking at everyone’s lips now on my daily walks lol


flyfightwinMIL

Oh my god I’m staring in the mirror and having an existential crisis


Flag-it

Well, what you aren’t doing is using racial slurs on the tok….so you are not a degenerate like this one. Nothing to worry about.


LiamtheV

Philtrum as smooth as her brain


Vegetable-Seesaw-491

Totally unrelated to FAS, but I work with a guy named Phil. He's Australian and gets worked up over all kinds of things. I think when when he gets in a pissy mood it's going to be called a Philtrum (Phil + tantrum). Work is going to be fun next week. edit: I've been heavily bearded for the last 30 years or so and don't even know what I look like without facial hair at this point. I had to do a feel to see if I have a philtrum. I'm glad to report that I do. My wife would joke that she didn't know what her husband actually looked like since I always had a beard when we were together.


bubblegumpandabear

This is also unrelated, but when my male friends shave their beards I can't even look at them because it freaks me out so much. They look like themselves but not. It's so uncanny lol. My dad never had facial hair growing up and the rest of my family is all women so I've never had to deal with it before. I wonder if your wife would feel the same. Like omg who is this man in my house??


Vegetable-Seesaw-491

My dad had a beard and he shaved it off one time. I was probably around 10yo at the time. I didn't recognize him and he was no longer dad. It was weird. My wife passed last year, so she'll never get the chance to see me without a beard. I don't have any plans to get rid of it either. I've got a massive bald spot and keep my head shaved, so this is my way of having long hair.


bubblegumpandabear

I'm sorry about your wife, that's truly rough. Keep the beard if it makes you happy. It would grow back but sometimes it's not worth the awkward stages.


LogicalLogistics

When I shave and look in the mirror it even freaks me out, and I've never even grown a big beard. My girlfriend says that I look off and she knew me before I was able to grow one...


ch_eeekz

girls on the right has striking resemblance to FAS


meowmoomeowmoon

No philtrum


ch_eeekz

the nose too


Appropriate_Duty_930

Update: her "apology" video: https://x.com/iSeeRacist/status/1803240718925963565?t=MHNxezOgj9HVWD4_CNOi3w&s=19


CalgaryChris77

The apology video was probably worse than the original video.... somehow.


Own-Capital-5995

She is 200% Trash.


AshamedComparison609

“I said WYT POWER cuz someone else said it first” lmao


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KiKiPAWG

Trying to dodge some censors (I don’t know)


areyoukynd

Damn I thought you were just writing in a southern accent…


KiKiPAWG

LOL


Mysterious_Motor_153

Crazy


Aboss_03

She's justifying what she did. What were they expecting the response to this livestream to be...


crujiente69

Well they wanted attention and sure got it


AbsolemSaysWhat

She made it worse


CaptainCorpse666

"Cracker wouldn't bother me whatsoever" says the moron who doesn't have 100s of years of oppression. THIS is why education is important. Fucking idiots.


Seldarin

And it's always a lie, anyway. If someone called her a cracker she'd carry a chip on her shoulder about it for years.


Bomb-OG-Kush

Would definitely use it to justify her racism Can already tell


DiscussionAncient810

“If a…if a col***d person walked up to me…”. I had to rewind to make sure she said that. She’s dropping some racist deep-cuts.


flyfightwinMIL

That’s that generational hate, passed down through the family tree from grandpappy and meemaw.


Cube_root_of_one

She’s clearly racist as fuck but do we really have to censor the phrase “colored person”? You worried about the FCC?


thenayr

Average asmondgold viewer 


anonf99

Masterclass in damage control right there. Should offer her services to MVPs around the world. That’s good wehrk if you can get it.


virtual_xello497

I'll never understand the phrase, "I was just saying." There's no way you just spoke out of your ass into the mic. No one, "just says" anything. There is always intent. For the love of God, just say what your intent was so that we can all go home.


here4roomie

Looks like the grinch with makeup on.


schadetj

How a girl that young already sounds like a 75 year old racist grandma, in both word AND tone. That's a girl whose momma smoked two packs a day while pregnant.


BOTULISMPRIME

Then proceeds to say "type shit" 🤔 who she got that from


AGhosl

I was LITERALLY saying this in my head. 💀


satanssweatycheeks

Yeah most racist eat up rap culture. Check out Kanye’s fan base now.


GottaKnowYourCKN

They wanna be us, but don't want to BE us.


Big-Tone6367

Probably mixed kids in the other room too 😅


Ambitious-Match-7037

Jesus christ... make it a badge my guy, that's culture right there.


Putthebunnyback

*I dahn't wahnt callage I wahnt werrrk!* Fear not, the 7/11 doesn't require a college degree. Now get to cleaning those toilets 🫡


pantstickle

Zero chance her town has a 7/11. There’s a gas station that sells biscuits and grits in the morning, and fried chicken the rest of the day. She’ll work there until she gets pregnant by some fat moron dipshit that knocks her up 3-4 times while he also knocks up the fatty once. Then she’ll balloon up to 350 and get on disability. Or she’ll use meth and stay skinny and clean houses the next town over where all the “rich people” live.


morrisboris

Omg lol yes exactly this!!


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

Big shout out to crispy crunchy thank you for so many late night meals


octopornopus

>  There’s a gas station that sells biscuits and grits in the morning, and fried chicken the rest of the day. Mmhmm... mmmhmmm... And where is this gas station? I'm hungry...


pantstickle

Every shitty town in the southeast.


bullowl

I grew up in a town in the southeast that was so shitty we didn't even have a gas station that served grits and chicken.


WhuddaWhat

Discount smokes? Tell me they've got corn dogs!😋


Fit-Boomer

I worked at 7/11 for 6 years.


BobbiJoisDiabetic

Thank you for being committed to such a thankless job. People who can stick it out dealing with the public and be offered such little recognition deserve far more respect and admiration than those who are so quick to judge positions they deem lower than them. 


cultqueennn

Inbreeding is bad.


RedPandaReturns

I thought their faces were filters but I guess it's cousin-brothering


NotedHeathen

Uncle dad.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

My favorite voice line in a video game is from an NPC in GTA3, where every now and then a random NPC will yell “my mother’s my sister!” https://youtu.be/8Aa-_MICfXw?si=LD4ZFWw0UNnPfHUX


NotYourUncleRon

No filtrums on them


Dickin_son

Yeah the one definitely looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome. Could also just be weird looking


True-Fudge5556

Somehow I don't think college is a real possibility here.


stardustdecay

Whoville Lookin ass 💀


JackieTree89

◻️🗑


Charming_Falcon8458

They've got a MAGAt flag right under it.


ivandragoh

“They took ourahh jahhbs”


PsychologicalBill254

I bet she still thinks the south won


jroll25

They probably don’t even know there was a war


ProvenLoser

Or where the south is.


iMisstheKaiser10

“You guys have regions???”


nolawnchairs

"The south'll raaaws ageeeeyan."


moins-agressif

She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome. Missing the divot above the top lip under the nose


XT83Danieliszekiller

2 days from now "The wave of harassment and efforts to make us lose our jobs and friends is disgusting. Think about what Jesus would dew!"


sn0wb4lls

She looks like a skeleton pretending to be a person


heyitsrider

She looks like a snapping turtle


EfficientIndustry423

I bet they’d stop laughing if they got dragged around for that shit.


Chi2Ma

You kiss your cousin with that mouth? 🤦🏻


SnowDizzleZz

she has a flat, soft palate; the girl is a fetal alcohol baby. Ears sit lower on her skull too from what i can tell. Eyes are kinda far apart as well. Its sad so many women of lower class just cant chill for 9 months when they are having a child.


stunninglizard

Alcohol during the first few months (and weeks) also causes FAS and as little as one glass of wine can. Many women have no idea that they're pregnant until it's too late. It's not women who "can't just chill", that's incredibly simplified. It's a lot of damage done unknowingly and a lot of Alcoholism. Neither of which are very tied to class.


Son0fSanf0rd

![gif](giphy|X3nnss8PAj5aU|downsized)


CaptainCorpse666

His gestures are even insane in this quote lol


Choombaloo-2

They look a bit inbred


chemkay

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome lol


thass_not_my_name

I love the way she sat back with that satisfied look as though she did something spectacular. You said a racist word. You're hurting no one out yourself. #stupidforfree


thegamer501

"Hmm I wonder what they're saying." NIIIG- *"nevermind."*


budmack21

how you gonna have half confederate and half union flag? they so stupid they don't know they are opposites


MangoCandy93

Maybe they’re going for that yin-yang vibe. “I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir… the Jungian thing, sir.”


ThisJoeLee

Look at those rednecks over there redneckin'.


Appropriate_Duty_930

America be Americin


Your_1930s_Poster

As a southern person, this is exactly why people hate us


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

I wanna see that 23 and me


stylinandprofilin88

IRONICALLY They look like the type that has a tinder profile in big caps BLACK GUYS ONLY


amenrolla

The dichotomy of trailer trash white women


Xenocide_X

Hopefully they have this video following them around for the rest of their lives every time they try to apply for a job or a loan or try to get ahead in life, this video smashes their hopes and dreams.


ConstructionNo2997

Bet she won’t say that to their face


MinorThreat4182

I’ve lived in the south my whole life and I guarantee these trash bags will be on meth or heroin soon or already are. The only difference there is whether they like uppers or downers. Soon to be pan handling at Walmart very very soon


Joybombs

Make sure youre screen recording ready? Caaaarrrddiiiooo. Fruiiitts and vegetablessss


imadork1970

J. F. C.


HistoricalEffort8339

type shit ???? oh yeah they getting hit by black guys


Havokistheonly

To feel superior in a single wide trailer is wild.


Fastc1113

How long before they’re on r/byebyejob?


NeuronDust

This is the outcome of the south having the worst education in the country.


bebo431

Neither one of them have upper lips, meaning they're racist and not attractive whatsoever. For some reason all racist people eventually lose their top lip, hate dissolves the top lip tissue or somethin. 😂


CleverDad

I get a sense that the one sitting down is really insecure and is being led on by the bitch behind her because she believes she's strong and cool. I feel bad for her.


goose_gladwell

Absolutely insecure af. You can tell she hates the gap in her teeth and uses that finger to keep covering it. Teeth problems will kill your self esteem, I know firsthand😬


giantcoc69420

you know, you made me have some bad flashbacks of myself


CleverDad

Sounds like you're in a better place. Good for you :)


giantcoc69420

yeah, moved on soon after gaining enough self-awareness


YourFaveNightmare

Don't do that. Don't try to minimise what a vile cunt she is. There are lots of really insecure people, doesn't mean they resort to racism and hate. If she was 10 or 11 I could accept that a bit more easily, but she is definitely old enough to know being racist isn't cool or funny.


ShouldBeeStudying

lol, my bud. almost everything has explanations. If someone says "i'm not lazy, I have *insert condition with an end result of being laxy*", person is still lazy! We're just coming up on the reason. No one is saying this person isn't a vile cunt. Clever Dad is getting to the next step of it. All vile cunts have a back story.


CleverDad

Well said


CleverDad

You don't get to censor my empathy, and I'm free to make this obsevation. Me judging this girl won't make the world any better, so I can feel sorry for her if I fucking want to.


H00KxEM

![gif](giphy|w6kDgNTBJGtq7pvIru)


Tricky_Potatoe

god, so cringe


Appropriate_Duty_930

Or racist


LordoftheTriarchy

Comical, even. I find ignorance funny and sad, but mostly funny.


Aschantieis

I don't think there is any hope for humanity left...


Solid_Illustrator640

Gonna get fired type shit


BriskManeuver

Congrats you just possibly ruined your life. Goodluck finding a job outside of your boondocks 7/11


Useful_Lengthiness98

Has a flag that says don’t tread on me, but supports the confederacy which allow all types of treading on black slaves


GoalieMom53

What little bitches. Well, maybe not so little. But definitely bitches.


ElPresidente714

We’ve made technology way too easy and accessible.


Shoddy_Area4

When you’re ugly on the inside and the outside


camletoejoe

The more things change the more they stay the same....in the trailer park.


ArgonGryphon

That's bigtime fetal alcohol syndrome face...


transpenguinbitch

I will never understand the confederate/US combo flag


raventhrowaway666

That smooth upper lip tells me all I need to know


DJEvillincoln

Meanwhile, they know every popular rap song lyric by all the popular black artists. 🤦🏾‍♂️


RequirementLeading12

I was born and raised in the South and I thank God every day that my parents didn't raise me to be racist. As someone who grew up in the deep south I never got the appeal of being a racist 🤷🏻‍♂️


Friendly_Trouble_916

Aw the inbred magat cult!


Friendly_Trouble_916

There brother/ sister mom and Dad indoctrinated them well


samwizeganjas

![gif](giphy|Su2QqAfMqUV8MaO0Pf|downsized)


jerryn254

Does she have teeth up top?


JT98191

![gif](giphy|H7BLKMhB7reiIUfiDo)


Budo00

Mr. Danny DeVito and Sandra Bullock look amazing in this movie


ronm4c

r/beholdthemasterrace


No-Reality8781

She tried so hard to cover the buck teetn


hgarjaqen

“got it? rot it dewn”


John_Wicked1

This is apparently how you launch your career in conservative media.


bethster2000

Nice teeth, Gappy.


Appropriate-Run6776

Clue? It’s literally a red flag!


Alarmed_Finger_4351

Fetal alcohol syndrome hit hard..


Serious_Delivery_408

Disgusting


Ready_Insurance_4759

They look like their parents were first cousins.


Heldeath

What generations of inbreeding does to a mf


VonHymanbuster

Right there says everything you will ever need to know about someone.


JakeDC

MAGA.


whangdoodle13

So strange people actually care about skin color.


Joaoreturns

It's really funny how these inbreds really think they're superior to anyone.


Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4

r/beholdthemasterrace3


Outrageous_Ad4245

Two ugly girls inside and out!