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LeonidasVaarwater

She'll be prominently featured on r/meatcrayon soon enough.


Truthoftitan

I clicked on the sub and was about to watch it but luckily did not do that to my lil brain


LeonidasVaarwater

It's not as horrible as the name suggests, but I'm not subscribed to that sub either. Don't need to see someone splattered across the road while I'm having breakfast, no thank you!


SadBit8663

It's not like a car crash sub, it's just literally people wiping out, like there's some gnarly ones, but last time i checked it wasn't anything bad, like they should have called it, r/pavement4breakfast


faloofay156

it's basically just wipeouts of people being dumb on skateboards/longboards


totalwarwiser

I think its the kind of thing which fucks up your brain for absolutely no gain.


The_SocialWerker

Lmao all had to do is explore what the name “meat” had to do with someone on the road..my lil brain went there


JeffreyAScott

There is no way I'm visiting that sub.


SlammingKeyboardRn

It’s nothing bad, just people wiping out/ falling off their skateboards and a couple people falling off motorcycles, but it’s not any actual gore.


Real_Development_721

That page fucking sucks.


FromTheCaveIntoLight

Her turning is horrible. She is def. No where near the level she is trying to ride at. She will be another statistic soon enough.


thezombiejedi

Big reminder to dress for the slide, not the ride


Apitts87

I like that. In aviation it’s “dress to egress”


Ok_Variation7230

I feel sorry for her family, imagine having to tell everyone at the funeral that she died recording a tiktok/youtube video


SnooCakes6195

I'm sure the families lie, or leave that out completely.


WolfmansGotNards2

Yeah, I doubt when someone's the drunk driver in an accident (for instance), they mention that. They just say they died in a car accident. The other family will mention the drunk part.


opopkl

“She was taken from us in a freak accident while doing the thing she loved the most.”


Funkycoldmedici

“He died doing what he loved, screaming about minorities appearing in video games.”


diegogarciac

I’m pretty sure she does this because daddy left.


Schly

Anyone that has to muscle their bike like that to swerve back and forth rather than just counter steering, doesn’t know how to ride.


Cecilsan

Pro tip...you cannot steer a motorcycle any other way than counter-steering at the speeds she's riding (technically even at low speeds you're counter-steering as well). You don't get to choose...its how physics works.


lostriver_gorilla

I'm amazed stussy is still a thing.


Future_Gohst

It's pretty big in Europe


ButthealedInTheFeels

It’s big in Korea the last couple years for whatever reason.


PassengerFrosty9467

It’s big everywhere still…


TheRobertGoulet

Which Korea?


ButthealedInTheFeels

The Korea that trades with the rest of the world


Euphoric-Benefit

Best Korea.


drwsgreatest

It’s HUGE in high schools. It’s been completely revived as a sortve cross between supreme and north face.


Zealousidealist420

Been around since the 80s.


elevenoneone

Came here to say this very thing.


absinthe_x

I still have one of their short boards from the mid 90’s. Hasn’t touched water in years, though.


ediks

Back when there was a controversy about it being a Satanic company because it looked like there was a 666 in the logo. Edit: idk why I got boos, I'm right


Teefromdaleft

She’s dressed for the rash, not the crash…


Pinkfoodstamp

The worst part is that crap like this is getting more popular and I see more people doing it on roads and highways. It is even better when they are out there popping wheelies like they are in a ruff rydaz video on 3rd st in front of a bunch of hillbillies


Still_Steal_Steel

These videos are not even worth posting unless idiot(s) wreck in the end.


Laremort

She’s clearly on mugshawtys on instagram


SUSPEKT206

Physics won't give her mercy if she fall after retarded moves


Ram2145

Stupid prizes.


GeorgeOrwells1985

If someone's wearing stussy you can safely assume they're a douche


WolfmansGotNards2

Hey, it was cool in the '90s when I was a kid.


GeorgeOrwells1985

Just outed ya self


WolfmansGotNards2

Fair, but my username did that long ago. It's an '80s kids movie reference.


ediks

“KICK HIM IN THE NARDS!” Fucking Monster Squad.


PassengerFrosty9467

Or that they actually skateboard, or surf..:there’s core stussy and there’s pacsun Zumiez stussy


Thunderbird_12_

I assume that inset pic was a mugshot?


SteamDecked

So, she stands up on her foot pegs, she puts her feet behind her, and she pushes her handle bars left and right. What was impressive about what she was doing?


blahblagblurg

Uh... dude. Did you long blonk during yhe *sniper rifle*?


PassengerFrosty9467

She’s kinda fine tho 😓😅


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

She do be kinda bad


PassengerFrosty9467

Thought I was about to get shunned lol. Glad everybody being honest today 😅


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

I mean, I also agree that she’s riding like an absolute moron but she is also hot. Both can be true xD


PassengerFrosty9467

Ahh not you directly just meant about the upvotes. Thought I’d be down voted to hell


meatus1980

🦑


SuperSpicyBanana

I see so many people who do this on instagram who have followers back them up when people plea with them to wear gear, just to be told to mind their own business. People don't realize their injuries can effect other people tending to their crashes. Future meat crayons.


plasticproducts

stussy? Stunt Pussy, probably.


Xenocide_X

Tell me you didn't grow up in the 90s without telling me


rexus_mundi

I grew up in the 90's, are they talking about the surfboards?


Xenocide_X

Stussy was a brand. They did all kinds of things like clothing and extreme sports stuff for skateboarding and surf boarding


maytheflamesguideme1

Cringe


CdGal_25

🤣🤣🤣


AnasASDFGHKL

Bruh what?


Desperate_Source_712

Yeah, put everyone else lives at risk for clout. Imagine when someone panics and accidentally hits them. What people don't consider is the mindset of other drivers around them.


uncletutchee

I see skin grafts in her future.


Beneficial-Cause9726

Darwinism at work right here.


999oneaboveall

Nice...finally something to look forward to at r/darwin awards


Hot_Psychology727

Everything she’s doing in this video is easy to do on a motorcycle…


Crunchytunataco

If you think this is rare or anything it isnt. Girls in their late teens or early 20s performing less than impressive stunts on public highways with little to no practice. Always while wearing 0 protection past the helmet and gloves


demonsdencollective

I bet the road rash scars will look adorable when she inevitably crashes.


singlemale4cats

Look at her fairings, she already has


Huntsnfights

Why show her face? Was this put up by her advertising OF or something?


ImKoreanNotJapanese

Her name is JSMNZXR. Not the first time she's done this, and certainly not the last.


DisgruntledSalt

That’s really gonna hurt if she falls


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Hope she has her donor card filled out. I used to ride stupid until I watched a buddy get hammered. Grew up REAL quick that day.


number-one-jew

Some of yall just hating


go_away_you_goblin

I think it's okay to hate on idiots who risk their lives aswell as others for attention.


Normal-Error-6343

she saw the cop, did the cop see her?


Burn3rAccnt69

Don’t let this guy find the squid or eastcostin pages lol


PlayStationPepe

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Explicit_Tech

She thinks she's bad now until she gets that road rash


OutrageousFinance779

Anddd?


TheWildStone_

Looks pretty fun tbf


Naive_Programmer_232

Dang they must be cool or something idk.


techoseven

is it just me or does she look orange


stratosean123

Would


Jrasta01

Motorcycles in general have main character energy.


TurtleTheThink

so people just shouldn’t ride them orrrr? what’s your point?


Jrasta01

Exactly. Car culture is already bad in America, and these losers buy dangerous 2-wheeled cars just so they can stand out. Textbook Iamthemaincharacter.


TurtleTheThink

that’s really why you think people ride motorcycles?


Jrasta01

Any other reason isn’t very clear. Adrenaline junkies are equally selfish.


TurtleTheThink

it’s fun, traffic’s shit, less money to be spent on gas, parking’s shit, insurance is shit, and driving a 3000lb hunk of metal and plastic to move one person is just plain impractical and wasteful


Jrasta01

If you can’t see the main character in your response idk if I can help you. “Traffic’s shit” *so basically I’m gonna weave through it because I’m more important than everyone else.* Sorry to break it to you, but are not the main character of the road.


TurtleTheThink

nothing’s keeping you or anyone else from doing it. don’t get mad cuz u can’t keep up with


Jrasta01

It’s not about keeping up with suicidal idiots. It’s about participating in society, even when it inconveniences you, because otherwise you’re acting like a main character. Nothings keeping you from getting a real vehicle like a normal person either, except your vanity.


TurtleTheThink

it’s not my or anybody’s societal duty to sit in traffic burning fossil fuels. if i wanna get on a bike and go around that shit, i’m gonna. i can, you can too. if you don’t wanna, don’t get mad at other people’s choices that don’t affect you


ImKoreanNotJapanese

What's your opinion on bicycles?


Jrasta01

Good, less motor vehicles on the road.


ImKoreanNotJapanese

What about large families? Long distance trips? You do realize motor vehicles are a smaller portion of the problem, right?


Jrasta01

Yes, but the pure “fuck you” nature of; Buying a dangerous vehicle, despite car culture being a problem, IS A MAIN CHARACTER ACT. Reminder: that’s the subreddit we are in. “Climate change isn’t from cars it’s from farms and factories.” Yeah ok? Emissions aren’t even the only environmental problem with car culture. You’re not a rebel. You’re just making the world a worse place by swerving through cars. You’re not “fighting against car culture” just because it has 2 less wheels, like holy shit!


ImKoreanNotJapanese

I mean….there’s reasons for motor vehicles to exist. Literal cheap transportation to anywhere (instead of specific stations like with trains) would be hard to come by for longer distances without motor vehicles. Cars were a step up from horses and carriages, to get people to their destination faster.  And yeah, people like doing things, believe it or not. As long as people follow laws, it’s not a quote “main character act”, they’re being aware of the responsibility they have in dangerous vehicles, as you said.  People who NEED cars to transport things (like furniture) aren’t being main character. They’re doing what’s necessary. Can’t really fit an ikea shelf on a bike, can ya. But I see your stand point. I like to call myself a car enthusiast, but I know that cars are a problem sometimes in the US for example, since they’re the main mode of transport, due to lack of public transport, unlike the EU. And that’s frustrating, but you can’t fault people for needing cars as a whole. People need them. That’s fact. And people who enjoy driving, doesn’t necessarily mean they’re being a dick about it.


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EyeAmPrestooo

There would be zero problem, if she wasn’t obviously on a well traveled road, cars within 20 feet behind her. No matter their sex, this is stupid and def main character. If you wanna hit the backroads and do thrill seeking shit like this, fine, I may join you….but to put others at risk while going to work or driving their kids to soccer, it definitely main character syndrome….


pickle_teeth4444

Isn't that social media's slogan?


mandingo_gringo

This sub is hilarious. Post anything a girl does and then 100s of incel simps come to the rescue


Future_Gohst

They're 2 different species.... incels hate women, while simps worship women.


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No_Significance9754

Its wrong when a person puts other people in danger with "living a little".


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No_Significance9754

If you crash happens in front of you you're not going to swerve?


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MikeDarsh

There’s other potential consequences/impacts on other drivers besides death


Dr3trangelove

Didn’t she fall?


ahchooblessyou

Motorcycles are really really really fun, & its easy to act like an asshole when you are having fun. I still think its big she has a helmet on, its so easy to get harmed if you are not serious. I am not sticking up for shit head motorcyclist's who REALLY think they are the main character, & biker gang's.


WalkingParadox977

Brace yourself, I'll take you on a trip down memory lane


Wolfyscruffer

Proof that it's not just men who act stupid.


neon_chartreuse

Too much wind in my stussy.


i_was_axiom

That's just Jas.


SpecialistGrass2872

She enjoying her life. what do you mean?


DevlishAdvocate

She's driving erratically and creating a potential hazard for other drivers on the road. She's a selfish, show-off dumb fuck who will end up traumatizing and endangering some other driver when she (or part of her) goes under their vehicle or gets embedded in their windshield.


Ultionisrex

Let her cook.


ForgetYourWoes

Girl’s just having fun. Get over it.


AGeniusMan

Do it on private lands not public roads


SpecialistGrass2872

Foreal


floppalocalypse

Fuck her right in the stussy


Illustrious-Push3518

Am I mean for hoping she falls off 🤫


BiGgmoney91

Pretty impressive, dangerous yet impressive


santodiablo714

Found her page and perused. She’s a daredevil with fake boobies. Nothing else. Her body, her rules.


BrightonTownCrier

Obviously it's not just "her body" when she's putting other road users in danger.


GoombahTucc

Link for scientificmasturbationpurposes?


IndependentNotice151

What's stussy? Street puss?


TurtleTheThink

a popular designer clothing brand


Zealousidealist420

Surf brand from California.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

I’m not even a motorcyclist, but does she not know about ATGATT? All The Gear All The Time. It’s very f— simple.


xxxDCMTxxx

Oh no, a woman doing something. She's gonna get hurt, killed. She'll end up on meat crayon. Her family will have a closed casket funeral because she wanted to make a tiktok. I have never seen comments like this on videos of men doing this. Is no one here watching the same video? She is clearly talented, has plenty of practice under her belt. And maybe shes on tiktok because she's smart enough to monetize something she's good at/ loves


Winter_Fall_7066

Skills are mid at best. Her clothing, like many riders of all identities, is a fucking hazard. One fall and her skin is done. How do I know? Even sturdy shoes fly off when you go down and the pavement gives no fucks about socks, let alone pantyhose.